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  • S6.5W03

    It's A Saturday

    no bar managers available

    lookinf for a place to stay

    or place to play

    so I can fuckin'

    32 min
  • [Not Your Mother’s Episode.] (SEASON 6- ACT III, PART IX- FINALE.)



    I fell into a dream with you last night

    And when I woke I had to cry

    And when I looked inside your eyes

    I had to realize they were mine

    Now I'm alive

    And in alignment

    Something like a diamond shines inside

    It's just another night

    Our love is just inside my mind

    I had to hide it

    Your highness

    Right on time.

    As expected.

    Hey,

    I just wanted you to know:

    Your evil shamanic curse worked(

    I've been homeless since I left you and demonic forces follow me everywhere

    So I'm going to kill myself eventually

    Just the way you hoped I would

    So no one will have to know that you hit me so hard it made me lose my mind

    You have an evil spirit and a heartless soul and nobody will ever love you except for our son—

    So just tell him I love him

    You fucking win

    Your curse worked

    Every single person you ever try to love will cheat and lie to you

    Just like you did to me

    And the only reason I don't wish homelessness and suicide onto you

    Like you wished onto me

    Is because you have our son

    Thanks for ruining my life

    I hope there's heaven on the other side

    I fucking hate you

    You're fucking evil

    You fat stupid retarded motherfucker

    —but I didn't text him that, of course

    I wanted to;

    But in my heart and soul, I knew it would be the end of me,

    And that he'd know he really had won—

    And though I didn't want to give him the power or the light of day, I knew I was cursed,

    Followed by coughing demons, pretty, skinny women, mindfucked by Skrillex and Dillon Francis and set to die in the streets with nothing to eat, nowhere to go, and nothing to lose but myself, not that it mattered—

    It would be a quiet suicide,

    And my son might never know I died alone and homeless in New York City;

    But i loved him the most

    And the hole in my heart that made me a ghost was shaped just like him ;

    And though I had nothing left but love to give,

    Which meant nothing in a cruel and loveless world made of money,

    The best that I could do was just to love him,

    And hope that on the other side would be heaven,

    Where I could know him again

    I just passed the white rabbit;

    I'd laugh at it, if I weren't rabid with absolute madness

    I've had it!

    I can't stand it

    I mismanaged

    My finances,

    It's fine, actually;

    I've got enough time

    (Money)

    To climb the Empire

    The Devil's a Liar,

    But so am I,

    And God's a bird on a wire

    How inspiring

    I'm one off of everything,

    I can't run, when I'm too busy thinking

    “Where the fuxk am I gonna sleep”

    Tomorrow, I can pawn my drum machine—

    That buys me one more night in a nice dream

    A nice clean apartment in Brooklyn,

    Some rice and beans;

    Another dream…

    ‘Is it supposed to be a secret?'

    I really had fallen in love with Sonny, but it didn't seem to matter anymore about anything—I didn't have what I needed at all—and the irony and reality was setting in that the Sonny was dropping his album on the exact day that I would run out of everything—out of money for food, a place to sleep…everything. I had loved him so wholehearly that I had recorded ïambīc; only to be devastated in the following weeks with the discovery that he had been spending time with Kayla Laurenc who I didn't exactly despise, as much as I resented—as in all of my life, girls like her had always gotten ahead and gotten everything I wanted, without even trying—just because they looked the way they did—and, at least by all the people I had been around, even my mother—I was ugly, fat, and retarded. Perhaps he did operate on the Devil's power, with my ex husband; I was homeless, at least not yet hungry, but on my way to it—and finally, out of “nowhere”, Sonny being Skrillex was in New York, releasing the album we had all been waiting for.

    I was either being cruicified or…

    Connected to a greater purpose, but it hurt either way—and either way I wanted to end it.

    Every time I dreamt of Dillon, it was of his entire family—in fact, I had almost forgotten that he had a brother at all; it didn't make sense to me, actually

    I had stopped breathing. I was crying quietly from the moment I left Equinox—I had done my best not to, but couldn't help it entirely. It had been too long since I had any sense of security.

    I tossed my head back to keep the tears from rolling down my cheeks, staring up with widened eyes, which suddenly focused on the digital LCD screen, flashing the streets at which the train would stop; I was of course sitting directly beneath the stop for 88th street—Sonny's birth year, and a number that had repeatedly jumped out to me since our “meeting”.

    ‘Why would he do this to me?'

    Maybe this is all supposed to murder me.

    My ex husband had been tied to White Supremacy;

    “I belong to an organization that will kill you and bury you somewhere no one will ever find you.” He once said—one of the things which lead to my attempt—or completing, alternatively, suicide.

    “You know why I have the power to control demons?” Another notion which had the tendency to repeat itself in my mind, whenever a demonic energy found its way to me, in the form of a skinny, attractive woman or a coughing homeless person, in the form of Kayla Lauren, Dillon Francis, or even Sonny—and though none of the latter two actually ever seemed like actual demons, at least to me—the demonic energy was in knowing that someone like me, in reality, could never deserve or afford someone like Sonny, or Dillon respectively—and although the attraction that I felt to either of them was extreme wrnough to me, and could even be called love, the truth was that the effect of fame meant that it wasn't just me, but hundreds of thousands of other human beings like me, better than me, more attractive than me—and with a better perception of reality that would make more ideal partners, mates, and lovers, and that my own perception of beauty and self love had been shattered by Society.

    Maybe don't post this.

    What does it matter? What am I supposed to believe? That Sonny's come to New York to rescue me and take me to freedom—that with someone like me he'd be actually happy? That everything in my head, in my heart, in my mind—the belief that we were meant to be is actually reality? He has every reason and every right to be wary of me.

    I had read about the teenaged girl that had become obsessed with Drake Bell, following him to all his shows and eventually, even becoming close with him; texting back and forth, and from the looks of it—probably even meeting, hanging out together and who knows what else exactly, besides the man himself and God, on whose behalf it sometimes seeemed I was acting, however—

    “New York

    Or Nowhere”

    Oh shit.

    The orange and blue basketballs on the fabric clutch held under the arm of the man in front of me distracted my mind for a moment from my writing; the color orange had always reminded me of Dillon, because it was so prevalent in the music which had first captivated me, even before I knew who Dillon Francis was exactly, and had somehow managed to have implanted the notion —especially after the realization that he was, in fact, using magic— that perhaps such a gifted shapeshifter had learned to even transform himself into an object that was inanimate; a traffic cone, whatever that meant.

    [DON'T HIT ME.]

    Years had passed since the idea had been established, and though I couldn't seem to remember how I had first actually imagined it, besides listening to what probably may have been ‘too much' Dillon Francis, an entire storyline had been written, as Dillon Francis, having become at some point captain of The Bampheraphs, had instructed the other Insomniacs, Bampheramphs, Motherfuckers, and DJs to also transform into the very simple, very inanimate traffic cones— and though Skrillex, or Sonny—was also given an extreme amount of power and magic, especially even the ability to become inanimate himself, or, “The Inanimate Skrillex”, as it had once been written—as it remarkably turned out, Skrillex would find that he could be every color traffic cone besides Neon Orange—which, as the curator of such an idea, had, over time, become both comedic and tragic—as everywhere I seemed to go, tended to produce strangely colored tragic cones at random.

    ‘That did happen'

    Maybe all this means

    Is when I find the bravery

    To finally fly, or something…

    INT. AIRPLANE. DAY

    BLŪ is seated in a window seat towards the back of a BOEING 747.

    Oh man, this scene.

    Sometimes my worst nightmares are airplane crashes, actually. Since I could remember, maybe from the age of about two or three—I would dream awful tragedies—‘nightmares, or night terrors, actually—tornadoes, horrible fires and burning buildings and sometimes, airplane crashes, which even to this day, haunt me when I sleep.

    You know, nobody has a ticket to the soul train.

    What.

    You just jump.

    Trains in New York do come suicide fast.

    I was on the platform and still almost got hit!

    Okay, this isn't really funny anymore, is it?

    No.

    Suddenly, a sound rang out into my ears and

    Ugh, it's hard to write when you want to die this much

    ‘Why do you want to die this much?



    I had extended my air bnb for one more night, but it meant giving up one of my drum machines go to the pawn shop—the one which I had just reclaimed from the pawn shop in Las Vegas, and seemed an entire waste, as it was the heaviest thing in all my luggage, and I had dragged it across the country in order to use it as a performance piece to give myself an edge over the other DJs who simply mixed—But, as it turned out, of course,

    the world, “especially New York”, was over saturated with DJs— though I had done what I could, or most of what I could, to get a head start, I had so much work backed up that in the two weeks since I had left my job in LA, that it didn't matter now that I even had my drum machine with me—I was scrambling to gather money to keep a place to sleep, and so the drum machine would have to go in the morning, in exchange for one or two more nights of housing—and with any luck or by the grace or God I could somehow fish it back out of the pawn shop in some weeks or months time—not that I enjoyed the idea of going back into the workforce as anything but an artist—but so far, this artist that I was had been the lowest of all the low paying jobs I had ever had.

    ‘What is that?'

    I had heard the album over and over—it had infinite replay value, of course, and I was using its tones and auras to dry my tears on the long train back to Brooklyn from Manhattan—but, in this moment, as I exited the subway station and made my way down my usual route back to the flat I had depleted my entire savings on staying in—the sound shook through my entirety, rumbling strangely into the arcs of my feet and even stopping me dead in my tracks for a moment, ringing strangely in my chest and into the palms of my hands, up my shoulders and into my hollow lungs, wrapping around my heart, and colliding with the very odd thought

    “I gotta stay alive to ask Joel what that was.”

    How bizarre.

    It was past midnight—and now that I was above ground, I hadn't thought to check again if the new Skrillex album was being released on East Coast time, where Sonny supposedly still was, or if it might not be available until later; and I hadn't thought to look or try to check Instagram again—I had only been on Instagram anyway in hopes of finding a job—and had only checked the Skrillex Instagram hoping that I would see something that would make the way I felt about Sonny stop, by now, suddenly realizing that it never would until he married or procreated with someone else, (or I did) once and for all wiping out any dillusions I had dreamt up or summoned in the wake of our crossing paths. As quickly as he had come to New York, he could have left and probably may have—but I didn't know, and didn't care; it would be futile to believe he would come to rescue me, even if it was what I wanted and needed so much that I couldn't bear the thought of anything more than just departing the entire world.

    Earlier, even though I had been pressed for time to make it to the gym, having spent the day of course collecting my things and trying to figure a way out ot the homeless box I had built my way into, still stressing the somehow ‘need' to publish the entirety or the 6th season so that I could go on hiatus—

    It really hadn't occurred to me for more than a moment that Sonny might be listening to my podcast at all, besides listening to Renaissance which I had briefly vaulted, having worked out to it too much and beyond honestly hating myself for not being either Skrillex, or perhaps even more disappointingly, Beyoncè—and either one would have done—

    I retracted my last couple steps, doubling back to the discotheque—All Night Skate—where I had already asked for a job one of my first nights in Brooklyn, collecting the number of the manager but having lost it, deleting it by accident—

    INT. ALL NIGHT SKATE. 12:56 AM

    I realized it was nearly closing time; I had stopped back by after Equinox to write, hoping to music mine whatever the DJ was playing, my body strangely acting and writing quite automatically, with reason to live, shaken suddenly alive by an unidentifiable bass sound seated safely on While 1>2, and still seeking purpose

    Bryan eno complex heaven

    Terrors in my head

    The two songs mixed perfectly into my minds eye as I left, snapping photos for albums yet to be written, and wondering whether or not I would live long enough to write them, or to mix the two songs which had so perfectly mixed—one playing in my headphones and the other over the PA system—and wondering how less than an hour earlier I had experienced a sound I had heard at least a hundred times under the arches of my feet.

    Oh, wow.

    ‘Errors In My Bread'

    The numbers 404 had always triggered the thought: Error, perhaps suggesting even I myself was nothing more than just a simulation or computer of some sort, a robotic formulation of all that had been programmed and crated to exist in the way that I had, a short circuit or some kind of malfunction; I'd trickled into Equinox at precisely 9:52, which allowed me exactly 8 minutes to prepare to record the beginning of the closing announcements at 10:00 for the Equinox + EP, peel off my outer layer of clothes, and pour into the sauna for at least 15 minutes, squeezing in a light workout—warranted, considering I had spent the entirety of the day before at the club, auditioning the rest of the 6th season between the sauna and steamroom, Suffering the Skrillex that had descended onto the city I neither loved nor lived in—which might have totaled altogether about 4 hours in the sauna alone, and what seemed like 56 gallons of sweat—but I was grasping at straws, searching for random numbers to complete my thoughts. I had left Manhattan, as usual, at 11:00 PM as Sports Club closed—pulling my belongings from locker 403, with locker number 404 catching my attention from out of the corner or my eye—and as tears gushed from my face, blasted through the revolving doors—-there was indeed an Error in my Bread, and so to self soothe as usual only seemed fitting, as the words began to pour from my fingertips once more.

    ‘Not Your Mother's Drag Night' had ended, and the either irony or synchronicity subtly toyed with my inherent need for survival and awestruck emotions, as the last and final episode of the 6th season, which I had already named [Not Your Mother's Episode] before arriving to my Equinox venture at the party — the episode in which everything I had written, assembled with every entry for the 6th season, to be left in its description —was yet still unreleased; it had been a grueling train ride full of tears, and I had yet to neatly tie together the Jimmy Fallon timeline—the Timmy Turner Timeline, which of course connected the Amanda Bynes timelines and all of the Nickelodeon timelines respectively—and though the Skrillex and Dillon Francis timelines had driven nearly every series in their entireties in one way or another, Sonny's sudden arrival into New York City mere hours after Act III, Part IIhad been posted —indicating that either he himself or someone on his campaign had been listening and reading along with my series, jolting me into a frenzy, of course… (though I had already planned to release the end of the season concurrently—as I had with a majority of the previous seasons, taking a hiatus to regroup after each season conclusion or finale) my homeless-suicidal pattern had shown itself to be cyclical, by now—not that one thing hadn't anything to do with the other, and though someone or something may have found it interesting and entertaining, I myself was growing tired of making a mockery of my own self, remaining unloved, unhoused, and unfelt enough so much so that nothing had really changed—and although the 3rd season's hiatus had warranted the 4th season's Anandar, the 4th seasons return to the United States had of course warranted more racism, capitalistic greed, hereditary confinement, algorithmic condemnation, corporate slavery, and an interesting series of mixtapes—which of course had resulted in the 6th season's hope for a better future, my almost-return to Hollywood via the actual real-life Drake Bell and his man-habits, my mental degradation via lack of privacy, and of course, the empathic enforcement or feeling everything at once besides love, human connection or trust.

    My ex had texted me some weeks earlier, finally having apologized for cheating and assuring me that his karma had been paid in full—without responding, I simply screenshotted the message for future use on an album cover, deleted Google voice, and reassured myself that if his long-overdue karma for cheating had just now been ‘paid-in-full', that it surely had not been paid in full at all and was only just beginning—as he had never apologized or admitted to anything else he'd done—of course, as our relationship had ended, my re-awakening of creativity had been flourishing; I was always recording, taking samples, and writing down ideas for music I wanted to make—and besides that—openly admitting that he had hit me would probably open a disastrous wormhole of self-realization and shame no true narcissist could take—that which he was, not that I at this point had resented it, besides of course the scarring on my lower lip that had come as a result, the estrangement from my son, or the mental anguish I had suffered—and, looking back, I still could never recount whether I had…

    Just then, I realized that there was an error in my thinking; I had already been running off my weight at a tremendously rapid pace, working out to Recess in the living room between shifts at the veterinary clinic, where I took pride and joy in running with the greyhounds at then-top speed, racing to Diplo, Doctor P, and Rusko—of course, only stopping to express, my breasts still heavy from lactation, and realizing that it was painful to run with boobs full of anything—let alone, milk—which sometimes I pumped for Annie once her glands had gone dry, donated to the NICU, or winded up in my ex's coffee, because it gave him “superpowers.”

    This is a weird story.

    Well, if I tell some of it I have to tell all of it.

    Why are you even telling some of it?

    Because someone threw Skrillex in my tent and

    I should have raped him.

    You can't rape the willing.

    This is a sick bitch we're dealing with.

    How do you know he was willing?

    (He was wiling.)

    Idk,bro. He looked sick.

    Or scared.

    Or Ill.

    “ill”

    Get it.

    I put the ill in Skrillex

    Better fix my will forreal

    This could be my last meal

    Cause I feel like jumping off a building

    Or a cliff,

    Like dead horse point—

    We're beating/being a dead horse,

    Aren't we?

    Or an F'n Pig:

    Oink Oink!

    Boisterous,

    Aren't we boys?

    Let me annoint you all with oil,

    On upholstery

    You want a half,

    Or a whole thing?

    I want you to hold—

    I want you to know me

    I want you to love me

    I love you

    Are you happy?

    Oh, you fucked up.

    Oh, you think?!

    I barely sleep,

    Then you start showing up in my dreams?

    I don't believe you,

    I don't believe in anything but me,

    And I could be you, maybe

    Maybe there's a sequel,

    If we're equal—

    Or if he isn't evil;

    Maybe I'll just

    Evil Kinivel

    Fuck you people!

    Maybe I'll go fuxkin sleep with Lil Peep

    I'll call the reaper,

    Jesus Weeps,

    But probably not as much as

    _________

    He's a keeper.

    Fun fact: when you cry, I cry.

    Plz. Stop crying.

    I can't.

    INT. A FIREY PLANE CRASH

    Wait.

    THE BILDERBERG MEETING.

    Jesus Christ, why is Shia Labouf so fuckin ripped.

    Ew. Who feeds him.

    CHICKEN.

    gross.

    BEFORE:

    SHIA LABEOUF

    ITS ME, I'M IN YOUR DREAMS.

    Ū

    Oh noooo…

    SHIA LABEOUF

    THE FESTIVAL PROJECT

    Ū

    …

    What.

    SHIA LABEOUF

    THE FESTIVAL PROJECT

    Ū

    k.

    SHIA LABEOUF

    NOW WAKE UP,

    Ū

    What?

    SHIA LABEOUF

    WAKE—UP.

    Narcissistic Cannibal- Korn, Skrillex.

    UP.

    [C.C. Wakes up, drenched in sweat. ]

    …

    …

    …

    C.C.

    …Shia LaBeouf…?

    (That was an actual dream I had once—give or take a few parts.)

    Yeah, give or take.

    Ahem.

    I probably would have forgotten he existed, too, were it not for that dream—and shortly thereafter…

    FLASHBACK:

    C.C. Is binge watching Hot Ones.

    I want—all the sauce.

    What's that dudes name.

    Sean.

    He seems a little off.

    Yeah, I bet he's off.

    E Q U I N O X

    huh.

    …huh.

    INT. THE BILDERBERG MEETING

    SHIA LABEOUF

    I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK.

    ILLUMINATI

    perfect.

    SECURITY

    GET OUT.

    SHIA LABEOUF

    I WAS NEVER IN.

    CHICKEN.

    Ew.

    ILLUMINATI

    SEQUENCE C - GREENLIGNT.

    Wtf is happening in this show.

    Idk, but I like it.

    Where's —

    CHAL

    (From season 4)

    IT DOESNT MAAAAAAATER.

    Right.

    CUT BACK TO:

    INT. A FIREY PLANECRASH. DAY.

    QUEST FOR FIRE.

    LOOK TO THE SKIES, YOUNG PADOWAN.

    oh my god. It's a fire breathing dragon!

    No, dude, that's a firey plane crash.

    Fuck.

    FIRE BREATHING DRAGON.

    That's a fire breathing dragon.

    W0W.

    Which do you think is gonna be more interesting?

    Neither, I'd rather watch The Legend of SupaCree

    What time is it on?

    SUPACREE

    it's always on.

    How is that even possible!

    SUPACREE

    you're on it,

    Are you recording me?

    SUPACREE

    I record everything.

    Srsly?!

    SUPACREE

    Except lovemaking.

    …

    SUPACREE

    That is private.

    …

    SCARY TERRY

    SEX IS SACRED, BITCH.

    SUPACREE

    don't cal me a bitch.

    …

    go watch TV.

    CUT BACK TO:

    INT. A FIREY PLANE CRASH. DAY

    [Terror has stricken the passengers of flight 626, as the BOEING 747 plunges rapidly, falling from the sky at an alarming speed, as the airplane decentigrates, falling into pieces]

    SHIA LABEOUF

    Does this character not have a name?

    No, it's literally Shia LaBeouf; he's playing himself.

    CUT TO:

    SHIA LABEOUF

    I'M AN AIR MARSHALL WHEN I'M NOT ACTING

    Why is he still yelling?

    SHIA LABEOUF

    ‘CAUSE I'M IN YOUR DREAMS.

    CUT BACK TO:

    Just before:

    SHIA LABEOUF looks over the rims of his glasses, staring forward at CC/SUPACREE, before lowering his head back down, momentarily pretending to read a magazine from under the brim of his tan cap, obscuring his identity. He places his hand over the gun in his holster, revealing by the golden badge beside it that he is a federal air Marshall (to the audience) before adjusting his brown leather jacket to cover it, squinting conspicuously under his bifocal lenses, peering once more at CC/SUPACREE, and swallowing subtly, licking his lips and flashing away a secondary glimpse of fear in his eyes, before presuming a fierce gaze as he braces for impact, calmly unbuckling his seatbelt. Suddenly, the plane is struck— as the passengers scream and panic in fear, he simply stands up, stabilizing his balance, and moves towards the terrified and hyperventilating SUPACREE. ]

    Ok. That'll do.

    What about Drake Bell?!

    what about Drake Bell!?

    And Drake And Josh?!

    AND THE AMANDA SHOW

    AND ARIANA GRANDE

    AND ALL THE NICHELODEON KIDS?!

    It can wait.

    NO!

    BUT WHAT ABOUT

    COSMO + WANDA?!

    AND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

    AND HEY ARNOLD

    I never got to Hey Arnold, but I've been thinking about it a lot since I got to New York; but—that's also Nickelodeon, so—

    BUT WHAT ABOUT DILLON FRANCIS.

    he's very attractive.

    WHAt ab0Ut SKriLLeX?!

    he's also very attractive,

    And just dropped his album—

    So we can just assume that the previously mentioned are perhaps both getting their dicks sucked often enough that I don't have to worry about it.

    Why would you worry about it.

    CAUSE I'M IN YOUR DREAMS.

    This is not kid friendly.

    AHHHHHHHHHH

    WHAT ABOUT JIMMY FALLON.

    Everything naughty he says in this series is censored caused he has a contract with NBC.

    WHERE'S WHOOPI GOLDBERG?!

    WHO!?

    I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

    Then keep scrolling.

    What about deadmau5.

    Probably also presumably getting his dick sucked.

    W0W.

    I re-entered the apartment at exactly 1:15.

    BLŪ

    Of course.

    And though I had been filled with nothing but words and heartache, I could do no more than to peel off my layers and tumble into the shower, no longer in tears, but still devastated — and somehow dying to know if the Skrillex album just so happened to mark my Deathwish, or restore my faith in humanity…neither of which actually mattered; I had fallen prey once more to the cycle of poverty's destruction and relentlessness, if even by my own doing—the respective love I held for Sonny, Dillon Francis, or anyone else simply a faction of obsessive fandom, my writings a mere glimpse into the unobstructed world of the fourth dimension, which I undoubtedly still believed and was living in, only hoping that I was indeed not the hopeless protagonist to die, in the end—and perhaps, that even if I did, the worlds and works that I had published on The Legend of Supacree, OWSLA Confidential: The Infinite Skrillifiles, Gerald's World, and Enter The Multiverse would stand as the backbone for an unimaginable flurry of

    Whatever. The End.

    ENTER THE MULTIVERSE

    WAR OF WORLDS

    LEGENDS

    HOLY WAR

    EARTH

    WORLD WAR WATER

    (WWIII)




    {Enter The Multiverse}



    [The Festival Project.™]



    COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



    -U.




    Whatever it is--

    look,

    whatever you want,

    you can have

    and I'll give you my love,

    when I've got it

    I'm sorry,

    I don't mean to fiend for a friend;

    If I lend you my pen,

    just remember:

    I've got nothing.

    listen,

    I've got nothing left:

    If you want my best friend,

    (Perhaps, again)

    then here's her address, Dillon

    Not that I would either wish this shit on either of you imbicles:

    a missile hit the plane where I and Shia were. If you were wondering-

    but then again,

    I have been meditating lately,

    dreaming dreams that drive me crazy

    wiahing I were so amazing that you'd have to date me

    and masterbating and fabricating traffic comes and slander,

    Praying for a savior, pay, and baby making

    it's okay, though Dillon Francis

    I didn't mean for this to happen;

    and you'd have to practice magic for the Amethyst I have for you to act like that

    (it fucking levitated)

    anyway, I know you're probably at a rave with 80 ladies and a bunch of people yelling out your name, and some hot babe who looks like Hailey Bieber naked, patiently waiting to mate with you:

    And I can't wait for you to make it public so I hate you and just space cadet with no regrets

    not laying with you in my head, like it has been- since my ex, then Kayla Lauren;

    this is probably boring

    I should be snoring

    someone one's outside coughing anyway, I should get going--

    but you should know,

    I'd blow you If I blow up

    and Sonny never shows up as my beux,

    but maybe ya'll are bros, huh?

    fuck. I love

    C u P C A K E S

    1 hr 14 min
  • [The Lover’s Episode] (SEASON 6- ACT III, PART VIII)

    {Enter The Multiverse}



    [The Festival Project.™]

    Ugh,

    Die! Die! Die! - my mom

    (My mom actually said that.)

    SEASON 6

    ACT III, PART VIII




    “The Lovers' Quarrel”

    The Lovers must practice an a traditional one-handed duel; They must fence whilst one arm is tied behind the back, a rope tightly held by each's own ascended master as they maneuver in the round. It is a practice of stealth, dynamic movement, and self control.

    Petruchio and C'esmet passionately dance in the round--the training period stands as a trial-and-error, The Ascended masters tugging at the ropes to correct their mistakes.

    C'esme't travels to a descended dimension to materialize her Ascended Mastery; Supacree Gains her powers not slowly, but all at once.

    Avicii explains how long one walks the astral void before returning home into the Kingdom of Heaven after departing.

    DILLON FRANCIS

    YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME KILLED.

    CHAK CHEL

    I wasn't trying to get you killed! I was trying to get you laid!

    ||



    D.J.

    YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME KILLED.

    C.C.

    I WASNT TRYING TO GET YOU KILLED! I WAS TRYING TO GET YOU LAID.

    D.J.

    I can get laid by myself!

    C.C.

    D.J.

    Shut UP.






    The famed lovers take their place in the center of the arena; they humbly and gracefully take their battle stance, looking each other in the eye, one arm extended behind the back to face the sky, the other planted firmly, grounding them to earth.

    In quiet desperation, a silence falls over the entirety of the space—until, a glowing light distracts all but the two of the lovers, focused in oneness, acknowledging two qual parts of one whole.

    The crowd gasps and coos, as the glowing figure, masqueraded by shadows in a beam of light and colorful auras

    A tall figure stands equidistant to the two lovers; the triad is formed, and as he begins the yet Ū fort old ancient ritual, the lovers are overwhelmed with shock and confusion.

    blackout

    —

    END EPISODE

    Lost your shine?

    Lost my Skrillex!

    You miss it?

    Do I Miss—?

    …

    You know what?

    What.

    Fuck you, dude.

    ...no can do.

    [later]

    Are we relaxed?

    What is this?

    I need it.

    You fucked up.

    This isn't right.

    No, it isn't.

    —

    BLACKOUT,

    What happened here?

    Are we rolling?

    Cut to commercial.

    —

    Are you serious?

    I'm so serious!!!

    She's so serious.

    Cut to: Grocery Store, Day

    [over the store radio]

    She's a maniac, maniac on the floor!!

    What is she DOING?

    What are you doing?

    I'm doing me, bitch.

    And she's dancing like she never has before.

    —cut to rave—

    ***WUBZ***

    Who is this?

    I'm on my own tonight.

    Is she drinking?!?

    THATS NOT FAIR!

    Oh, Sweet Jesus!

    —regular Jesus: [to sweet Jesus] aha! It's you this time.

    Sweet Jesus: fuck, no fair.

    THIS ISN'T SKRILLEX.

    Sweet Baby Jesus.

    Sweet Jesus: (relieved) YES.

    Regular Jesus: oh, you're saved.

    Nice.

    [ JESUS passes BABY JESUS to SWEET JESUS, then footballing the infant into the outer realms, dusting his hands off and flexing.]

    Send the Messiah.

    Wait, which one?

    Yeah, whose Messiah?

    Cut back to: the rave

    ...Who's baby is this?

    Woah, cool baby.

    I respect that.

    [the third raver simply lifts his diffraction glasses, astonished by the bedazzling baby Jesus's vibe.]

    Wait, Baby Jesus is bedazzled?

    MAYBE:

    Cut to: A flash of the alternate dimension, where indeed baby Jesus is Bedazzled.]

    Cut back to:

    No, his vibe.

    Is he sparkling?

    It's his aura.

    Oh.

    Pfft. Lol. Okay.

    —-

    First of all, I've never had this many black friends before. ..

    Oh, my God…

    I am alarmed.

    She's so stupid…

    Actually, just ugly—!

    Eyyy.

    Woahhh!

    But now I'm—

    You're a fan.

    Hey—I ate a fan for breakfast—okay?! Literally.

    OKAY.

    Ew, gross.

    Just kill me.

    [without hesitation]

    No—Ze Rulez.

    [Lowers Rave Weapon]

    __

    I'm highly allergic—

    —Don't need Skrillex.

    Brought my own! —

    [stabs self]

    What is that?

    Oh shit, it's the

    EPI(c)PEN

    OH SHIT.

    Nice.

    It also writes.

    After the stab?

    Usually after, yes.

    You, have to.

    Oh, yeah, huh?

    No, you actually have to stab yourself first with it—or else it won't write.

    —




    Anyway—what were you trying to write?

    ...fuck, I forgot.

    Good job, Sonny.



    ___

    Take me back!

    You wanted this.

    I wanted NOTHING.

    You got there!

    Agh!!

    Then when you did, you wanted to leave.

    There's no music.

    It's literally NOTHING.

    Except Jimmy Fallon.

    WHAT?!

    Since when?! What?

    Since literally ever.

    What?! No way.

    Let me see.

    Let me see.

    Oh my—WOAH.

    Let me see.

    Nothing is something!

    Unh-uh bro!

    What the—

    IT IS JIMMY FALLON.



    There's this cricket that lives

    Somewhere near here,

    When I hear him

    I think of the song

    He sings

    and all I think is

    “I wish someone would sing for me,

    I wish someone would sing for me”

    If he makes me cry one more time...

    “One last time,

    We gonna celebrate”

    If there's an album,

    there's going to be a tour;

    If there's a tour,

    I'm gonna wanna see him

    And it's just infinite, isn't it--

    Infinite, isn't it?

    There's no point to it;

    There's really nowhere safe,

    that I could run from him

    A class act

    An a plus

    A sad actor with black magic

    A bad pastor with bad habits

    A black cat, and a hat and in it

    Is everything I ever imagined

    If there's an album,

    There's going to be a crowd

    I'm gonna want to be in it

    And it's just infinite isn't it

    Can't live with Skrillex

    Can't go on tour with him

    Maybe I just,

    Settle down in this awful town

    While I try to figure out,

    What this is about

    And if this is about Skrillex

    How did I get into it?

    If this is Skrillex

    How do



    ___

    AHHHH DUDE.

    AHHH THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

    Ahhhh man.

    What the fuck.

    This is--did you Put The Skrillex in The Skrillex, like I said?

    ...I…

    ...did you put the Skrillex in The Skrillex?

    Skrillex-Skrillex

    Put the-the Skrillex in the Skrillex

    Skrillex-t-Skrillex-Skrillex

    Skrillex is Skrillex-Skrillex

    OH SHIT.

    YOU DON'T REMEMBER WRITING ‘THE SKRILLEX SONG'?

    I DIDN'T WRITE IT!

    YOU WROTE IT.

    She's denying it.

    Oh, She stole all ya'll music.

    She took all of my songs.

    All of them?

    I mean, not all of them--just the bangers.

    I'm not going to Mexico for Dillon Francis.

    “The Interrogation”

    SUPACREE pays the incarcerated SKRILLEX under observation a series of visits, using her invisibility cloak.

    [[*This would be along the same storyline (using a linear “time”) where SUPACREE has gained most of her abilities, and is also terrorizing Dillon Francis (*interns scene).

    So.

    What?

    Just to get this straight; Nobody can see SUPACREE?

    Right.

    But she's--basically--beating the shit out of people.

    Yeah, she's just... fucking shit up.

    But nobody can see her.

    No.

    At all.

    No. Nobody at all, just the DJ's.

    Starting with--

    D1-Skrillex

    D2-DIllon Francis

    D3-SUPACREE

    (Wait, how the fuck?)

    Scary Monsters and SUPACREE.

    Well, which comes first?

    What?

    Which movie?

    I--What?

    In order.

    Order?

    Like...wait, what are you saying?

    When you put them in order--

    Order??

    ORDER!!!

    Bruh. I just got a dick pic from Dillon Francis.

    What? By like, accident?

    I don't think it was an accident…

    It had to be...

    It has a personalized greeting, with my name in it.

    What? Let me see--!

    (Look)

    I mean--not “let me see”, I just meant--the greeting. Like, what did it say?

    Dude--

    Damn, that's…

    Yeahhhh man!

    Was there a show tonight?

    Maaaayyybe, I don't know where it would be...

    Yo dude, I'm calling--WOAH.

    What dude?

    I got a message from him too!

    Oh shiiiit, what's it say?

    Should I even open it?

    Open it!

    What if it's his dick, bro?

    Open it!

    [Opens it.]

    OHHH.

    It's his dick, bro.

    Oh SHIT, what the fuck HAPPENED?

    What did happen?

    Does yours have a message?

    What did happen…? I feel like--wait, is that--huh.

    What does the message say?

    It does have a message...wait--let me see yours again.

    What the fuck for?

    [staring at phone, cocking head slowly to one side]

    ((Ohh, I like this, the audio pans like--))

    I feel like mine's at a different angle.

    A different angle--wh--let me see.

    [shows phone]

    [cocks head to the side slowly, returning to his phone to compare the photos]

    Oh shit, that is at a different angle. With different lighting!

    Whatthefuuuck.

    Dude.

    _

    Well, what did you do when you were Skrillex?

    A lot.

    _

    Yo. That dude has like 16 passports. I had a lot of fun as Qua Long.

    _

    Shenanigans As Dillon Francis--

    Oh shit, this is gonna be a long list.

    It's actually not that much.

    (It's a lot)

    Dillon Francis sits at his desk in his Lair/Office. A pile of legal paperwork is stacked in front of him.

    ((Oh shit, where's the scene where he's got the glasses?))

    Which...glasses…

    Aw fuck.

    Oh, right--cause he has a--

    He has an entire series.

    How the fuck did Dillon Francis get to be Captain of the Motherfucking Bampheramphs?!

    FUCK that, he's not my captain.

    He's your captain.

    He is not my Captain.

    That is not my President.

    I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW!

    **Insert: This Is: Dillon Francis Here



    Damn dude. Dillon Francis needs an entire character analisis (Okay, keep that misspelling, that's hilarious. Anyway) *Analysis

    I think I might have to write one.

    Can we not?

    I mean.

    Yo dude, i”m like half capacity for Dillon Francis

    Half, is….half.

    Well, I mean it's corona virus so--

    Fragments of Mr. Francis

    Blasted analysis

    Need a dialysis just to get this

    Sk-

    Shit out my system.

    Now I speak

    Sk-Sk-Sk

    I shout out curses.

    Now I speak clown

    I'm an Owl out of water.

    Now I speak

    Sk-Sk-Sk

    I create languages

    I see the stares

    On blank faces

    I paint the canvas

    With blood and with ashes

    I leave on the pavement



    First of all,

    These park and raves are crazy

    Electric Daisy is inside me

    Everybody's at the party

    All the stars aligning

    And all the patrons waiting, waving

    ___

    I call him “The Ghost”

    You never know where he goes,

    And the music follows

    No forward

    But I know, I know

    He's The Ghost Producer

    And I'm just a Loser

    _

    Ive never seen this one before!

    Me neither.

    That's great.

    Something new.

    Well-something old, something new--it's Skrillex.

    Yeah, but I like Skrillex.

    We all like Skrillex


    Wow.

    Oh, the fan..family.

    Family?

    Family, wait--

    AGH, THIS MUSIC IS DISTRACTING ME.

    It was so clear, and then it just--

    Yeah, Vanished?

    Yeah.

    Yeah.

    [A Silence.]

    A circle of dancing people summon wishes out of the center of their Concentrical Circle.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    What.

    I'm pretty sure this already happened. I remember that.

    What?

    That never happened

    Uh. It did. It happened like, last season--

    --LAST SEASON?

    --maybe even the season before that.

    What! I thought we were watching the Pilot!

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MOVIE.

    This is the third movie.

    THE THIRD MOVIE?

    Wait--when did you get here?

    I...have always been here.

    [beat.]

    She's been going on like this for two days.

    Oh My God.

    Yes.

    Have you tried to stop her?

    No, it's too good; Plus, she can sense us coming it's--watch this. Queue the passerby.

    A passerby moves towards the garden in the far east corner of the observatory;

    Are you recording all of this?

    Even better; We're broadcasting it.

    To WHO?

    (in space, in what (was thought to be, anyway) a Void in the unknown.

    Uh, it WAS a void in the unknown, until a satellite crossed into it)

    What the fuck, is that a Satelite?

    A satellite!

    A satellite? Which satellite? I've got dozens of satellites.

    Dozens?

    *Thousands

    Elon Musk: ...Was it one of mine?

    (It was)

    ((To literally nobody's surprise))

    (((Literally)))

    Literally, nobody--because literally nobody ever existed, ever. Until this happened.

    WHAT IS THIS?

    Have you seen this?

    No.

    Well, you're in it.

    Okay? I'm in a lot of shit.

    We all are. But not this.

    (yes you are)

    What was that?

    What was what?

    You need to burn this.

    Burn it…

    Nobody can ever see it.

    Okay.

    I just took 6 Xanex.

    6!

    YES. And ⅓.

    And a third. Okay.

    Yes. 6 and ⅓.

    This,

    This.

    This is why.

    Why what?

    Why he looked at me like that.

    Like what?

    [A look.]

    But how could he have even known; Where could he have ever been, that I was that would make it make sense.

    Well, we know the Why.

    This is why.

    So now--How.

    How, now Brown Cow?

    Okay, honestly--it's almost funny now, because yeah--I'd probably also react that same way if I knew someone was going to write that about me.

    Yeah, I panicked.

    Panicked; I had a heart attack.

    Have you seen that thing?

    Yeah, it's massive.

    It is massive it's--

    --God, it's ridiculous.

    --It's almost atrocious.

    Yikes.

    Yeah.

    I've been inside of this story before.

    Oh?

    I've been inside all of them.

    I see.

    Most of them, I just choose to forget.

    What makes it so that you choose?

    _

    I actually stopped breathing.

    For how long?

    Forever. It was nice.

    _

    You...made this…?

    I...yeah.

    You cooked me breakfast.

    I enjoy cooking.

    Well, thank you.

    Welcome.

    DEAD.

    How did--

    Alright.

    So these two planets.

    Yeah.

    Two different galaxies?

    I guess.

    Okay.

    _

    First of all that party was lit as fuck and you missed it.

    I didn't miss it, I just... attended at a limited distance.

    Chak Chel's set.

    Doooog.

    It was.

    (MM.)

    Bruh, I just miss when SNAILS was Captain.

    That was fun times.

    Too bad we can't go back.

    ...we can go back...

    No, dude don't--

    Ted, Ted, and Ted meet Todd, Todd, and Todd at Lost In The Sauce Lands.

    So basically--all 6 of them fuck up at the same time and end up In this--

    It's basically a void that lasts infinitely at Lost Lands.

    Oh shit.

    _

    You better quit it, before you get Stuck in The Skrillex.

    [The Skrillex Tar Pits]

    _


    Have you ever seen a mosh pit at--

    -- Skril--

    NO. I'm not ready to talk about it.

    --Dillon Francis--

    It was really therapeutic.

    -it was nice, they had protective equipment

    -there was a line, and a queue

    -it was literally the safest moshpit I've ever attended.

    Meanwhile, at the Skrillex concert:

    I'M NOT READY.

    -

    Well, that was nuts.

    Please. No amount of marijuana is going to make you capable of understanding--

    I'm not trying to understand, i'm trying to cope; okay?

    This nigga has magical powers.

    --And then what?--

    Is she still on fire?

    (an explosion)

    Yes.

    Is she still on fire?

    (several explosions)

    Maybe.

    There were so many bombs.

    (((But the worst?)))

    “The Nigga Conniption”

    Oh, shit, is that what we're calling it?

    Where did he get it?

    He didn't “get it”, he just had it.

    How could he just “have it.”

    I had to do something; They were going to kill him.

    What happened to your “survival of the fittest”

    This is different.

    How is it different?

    This is different because he isn't sick, or defective--he's just...created…

    …?

    ...differently. So it's different.

    Woah. That's a lot of shit.

    It is a lot. What the fuck.

    I swear to GOD i've been in this WOBBLE for over a MINUTE NOW.

    Ahhhh, there you are--

    Ah, The Wobbles. Here, we meet:

    -mr. wobble

    -the wobble monster

    and some other wobble people

    who live in the wobble.

    Bruh. I am so tired. What does this dude eat for breakfast?



    I guess we insert that scene with Dillon Francis here, right?

    (((Yup.))




    So, to this festival…

    YESTIVAL.

    Oh shit, is that what we called it?

    YES.

    oh shit, because--

    EVERYTHING IS YES.

    (Everything was yes.)

    ((It was.))

    (((It still is.)))

    The Venga Bus.

    The Double Dutch Bus.

    Whatever that is.

    The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile.

    That strange Double Decker from Harry Potter.

    T h e S o u l T r a i n

    Did it have a name?

    I don't know. I don't have time for the internet right now.

    Now they call me “the internet”

    Okay, wait--

    Yeah.

    So. Next time I die, that's it--everything just stops.

    Yes.

    _

    Eventually I'm gonna get sick of this shit

    and just sit

    But that's someday,

    And todays not it;

    It's lit

    About to hit TiTs and

    Hit the Highway,

    And I'm on the way

    Cause I was born to rage.

    DaDa Life.

    Ahhs, those were the days.

    The golden age of rave…

    FIRST OF ALL PASQUALE, THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS.

    (Overhead of EDC)

    YOU DID THIS.

    [that's a neutral]

    Is she yelling at him?


    I think she's more proud and impressed, but pissed at the same time, because he's just so nonchalant and calm about it.

    Oh please, that nigga is not calm.

    Face.

    Have you seen his eyes? They're wild. Wild, I tell you.

    OKay what the fuck is happening; Pasqualle's eating Twinkies right now.

    Dude, the world is ending.

    I don't think the world is “ending”, it's just...something's probably wrong with it or something.

    [[watching virtual rave]]

    oh yes, something is wrong with it definitely.

    What is actually happening right now.

    This shit just lifted us into space--

    --this isn't it, is it?--

    What, at the rave?

    You're still at that rave?

    You have reception in space?...Hello…

    Oh Hell No. My Phone cut off!

    I still have reception.

    Who do you have

    T Mobile

    (but later)

    Bruh, I just lost service.

    What? Oh no.

    Oh, what-- I still have service.

    What? When did you get here?

    Who the fuck are you?

    I've...always been here.

    What, no you haven't, I--

    Shh.

    Here.

    What? How do you have service? What carrier is this?

    GOOGLE.

    I don't know--have you asked Google about it?

    No, fuck that, I don't want to talk to Google about it--she's just going to make me over analyse everything--

    Maybe you should over-analyse it.

    No.

    Hey man, the word ‘analysis' is starting to look funny.

    Of course it looks funny, it starts with ‘anal'

    Who starts with ‘anal'?

    Touchy.

    Hooe shit, have you seen that bitch?

    She's scary.

    She's a bit scary.

    Did she say that? I believe it.

    I don't know if I believe it.

    BELIEVE IT.

    Wait, you're Naruto?

    In the flesh!

    WHY!

    Why am I Naruto?

    WHY ARE YOU IN THE FLESH?!

    How did you DO this?

    You did-did.

    I did not DO this; I couldn't DO this!

    You can do anything.

    But I didn't!

    But you can. You can do everything. You are everything.

    But i'm not.

    Alright. Then you're not.

    WHAT?

    If you honestly believe that--or whatever you honestly believe--then that's facts.

    Damn, she put you in a “Fuck You” Chamber.

    [*ding!* FUHCKYOU]

    What did you DO.

    Yo, what did you doooo.

    What did you do to this girl, oh my god dude; I hate you.

    I hate you!

    I HATE YOU.

    I HATE--

    Oh now, dear; Hate is such a strong word.

    Ohh. It's a Skrillex.

    S K R I L L E X

    It is.

    Looks Fragile.

    Should we grab it?

    FIRST OF ALL,

    --Goddammit, dude--

    “IT”, is a HE.

    Okay, DAMN.

    DAMN? OKAY.

    [she does.]

    Damn.

    Yeah.

    So that's what “Damn” is.

    Lol the first damnation.

    Hey--

    Hi--

    Okay, what if--

    What if:

    THAT'S the name of your Supergroup?

    I wanted to call us “Trifecta”

    Here?

    yeah , right here.

    This is where you want your Kingdom?

    ...Yeah, right here.

    ...Okay...

    Okay.

    {A look}

    K bye.

    _

    I've been at this rave for 57 days.

    _

    Okay. Ya'll.

    Okay, ya'll!

    No. Guys. We gotta get out of here.

    What?

    Noooo. We're just getting started.

    No. Guys. I'm serious. Something is happening.

    “I see dead people”

    ...Freddy Mercury? Really.

    Uh huh.

    At a rave.

    Yes.

    In space.

    We did go to space, yes.

    Okay. Simpson?

    Yes.

    I'm gonna need you to take the day off.

    he's crazy



    He's not crazy, he's just gay!

    he's craaazy gay.

    _

    Okay. But how do you know him?

    he's my ex.

    No he isn't.

    Who is it?

    (sighs) it's...my ex.

    WHAT?

    Check. Mate. Bitch.

    __

    Mm. I know her.

    Who--Billie Ellish--

    [Nods]

    What?

    Take me to her.

    Take you...to Billie Ellish.

    If that's what you're calling...her... now...yes.

    “now”?

    Mmhmm.

    Lady, how old are you--and what is this shit?

    Hm. (squints) try it.

    (sus) UH, no…?

    Suit yourself. It's there if you ever want it.

    (later)

    Dillon Francis is searching frantically for extra magic when--

    [He comes across the flask, and snatches it.]

    WOW.

    Yeah, I know; it's crazy, right?

    You just found him like this?

    I did.

    Where was he?

    I tripped over him at a bus stop.

    Woah.

    Bro, that's so mean.

    Okay

    What did Dillon Francis do to you?

    He knows what he did.

    He does?

    No.

    (He actually does.)

    Oh, I knew it!

    ((You should know it, you wrote--))

    THE END.

    ___

    What is your favorite invention?

    Of mine?

    Yeah.

    Hmm….

    (((Ganja.)))

    What's your favorite color?

    Hmmm…

    (((White)))

    “When The Day Met The Night”

    Has Brenden Urie been to the future?

    Probably.

    He seems...

    He seems off.

    (He is)

    We all are.

    (You are.)

    Hey--who's saying that?

    Let me be Frank.

    Dooooooog.

    it's that part! It's that part.

    Shuttup!

    Nigga this is it--this is the shit I told you!

    So...how many channels is this on?

    It's on millions of channels throughout the interdiemensions and counting.

    “Millions of channels throughout the interdimensions,”

    Not only are we Global; We are now Interplanetary, and our Communication Technology has connected us into the outer dimensions, and intersecting parallels.

    Are you guys done blowing eachother up yet?

    UH, WHAT?

    You're idiots; This was supposed to be a redemption for your entire species, and you fuckwads ruined...pretty much everything. Now we have to mellow out your entire civilization--

    --yeah, or annihilate it--

    ---just for you backwards savages to get lifted into the Ascension.

    Idiots.

    What was that?

    What was what?

    Did you hear something?

    Hear what?

    Ouch!

    Ow? What's wrong? Are you Okay?!

    *trigger, pulled*

    -------------------------------------------------------BOOM---------------------------------------------------------------

    S/HE CAME THROUGH MY SUBWOOFER.

    She came in through the bathroom window.

    ___

    No, no, no--let me be the DJ.

    You're already the DJ.

    Heh.

    I wanna be the DJ.

    What were you saying?

    I don't know. Something Something Sonny Something.

    So she took 6 Xanex, and

    #Adderall

    It was just a long day, that's all…

    And then I hear Skrillex is on his way HERE?

    Damn.

    No. I'm not okay.

    So, I...

    Damn dog, she lost it.

    She lost it.

    I ovet is.

    huh.

    Oh man, he was on one.

    I'm on one.

    Fuck it, I'm On One.

    Fuck.

    What happened?

    What happened?

    What happened?

    Well, that's tragic.

    Wait--this is a tragedy?

    No, it isn't--it's a comedy.

    No, it isn't-it has Sad Dillon Francis.

    Exactly. If it has sad Dillon Francis in it, it's tragic. It's supposed to be dramatic.

    Dillon Francis was crying in it? That's fantastic. That's hilarious.

    Sad Dillon Francis? I don't want to see sad Dillon Francis!

    He's a bad actor.

    Then i'll be sad.

    We're all sad.

    Oh, you're right--we're all sad.

    Oh.

    He is actually not a bad actor.

    He was really good in it.

    Oh, my God--it was really good.

    Are you serious?

    I'm not watching it.

    It's nominated for an Oscar.

    I'm not watching it.

    C'mon man --do you know how long it took to get my hands on this?

    They have them at Fantastik.

    Do you know what I had to do?

    It was not cool.

    Bro, it was so cool!

    So goood.

    He is, he's good.

    What has he done!

    This is bad.

    This is very bad.

    KLIPTOWN EMPYREAN, OH I GET IT, IT'S--

    Sop.

    Okay?

    You're never gonna get it.

    ‘Nah, you're never gonna get it.

    Never ever gonna get it

    DUDE.

    WHAT?

    WRITE THE FUCKIN MOVIE.

    WHICH ONE?

    I DON'T KNOW--THE ONE THAT GETS US OUT OF HERE.

    How'd you learn how to do that?

    Do what?

    Does he know?

    No, he doesn't. He doesn't know.

    Oh.

    Oh, he doesn't know what he did?

    Nah, not yet.

    Wow.

    Have you seen this?

    [Looks]

    (Not Impressed)

    Now I have.

    What d you think--

    I don't.

    That it's like, magic, or...what is that.

    I don't know what it is.

    Well...what do you think it is?

    I don't think, I just listen; and if anything sounds interesting, I just send it in.

    Interesting like this?

    [plays it]

    CUT TO:

    [stops it]

    This is interesting.

    They stare into The Box.

    I'm glad you did this in person. No one else can know about this; Not even our affiliates.

    Not even--

    Nobody.

    Woah, it actually came back

    I told you, if it was a good idea, it would always come back.

    It...I guess.

    Besides, it's already happened.

    It's just playing over.

    “Do I Know you?”

    “Do you?”



    Damn. This shit gets deep.

    I don't get how it's deep. And I don't get how it's DIllon Francis.

    I can't even imagine how this happened.

    Imagine Dragons.

    That's--I'd rather--not.

    Anyway, why is she cooking this nigga breakfast?

    Because he's dead, he should have a nice breakfast.

    Yeah, you're probably right.



    BILLIE ELLISH

    I---like that scythe.

    SUPA CRYPT KEEPER

    It's nice, right?

    BILLIE ELLISH

    Yeah. I like it.

    SCK

    You like it? Have it.

    BILLIE ELLISH

    It's mine?

    SCK

    Yah! If you like it so much, just take it--

    CUT TO

    DILLON FRANCIS

    DUDE, SHE TOOk ONE OF MY MAGNETS.

    CUT BACK TO

    BILLIE ELLISH

    Nice!



    Besides, I have another one just like it--but tiny.

    TINY SCYTHE.

    Have you seen this Billie Ellish kid?

    Oh wow.

    Yeah, she's kind of terrifying.

    BILLIE ELLISH is an Old Soul.

    (it's true, she actually is)

    A really, really old soul.

    Who is this. I like it.

    Are You Okay?

    Not really, but-- (Shrugs)

    That's it? That was the fast?

    Yup.

    But it was so short.

    Sometimes it is.

    But now what?

    What else do you want?

    I...don't know how to do this.

    Sure you do,you just do it.

    You don't know how you shine the sun, you just do it

    Just do it!

    JUST DO IT, NIKE.

    Is this your knife?

    I...yes.

    [they fight]

    Is this your knife?

    I... maybe...

    [they fight]

    Is this...your

    I-- [winces]

    CUT TO:

    Now, give me your hat.

    What, why?!

    GIVE ME YOUR HAT.

    Damn dude, Skrillex is kicking ass and taking names all day in this.

    What movie is this?

    *This is the dimension where pretty much, everything is Skrillex.

    Well, Everything is Skrillex.

    Is this the one with the Bellagio Fountain?

    I think it is.

    Nigga. He remixed it.

    He what?

    The Conniption. He remixed it.

    What?

    “The Conniption”; that's what people are calling it.

    Oh...

    Yeah. Bruh. Look at--

    OH MY GOD.

    Bro..you leave the fandom, you leave the kingdom.

    What Kingdom? Dog, this isn't a Kingdom, it's just random.

    Bro, people LOVE IT. Now they want you to do a collab together.

    A collab with Skrillex? I can't afford a collab with Skrillex..

    You have to do a collab with Skrillex!

    Uh, I don't have to do anything. Especially that.

    ___

    You're getting residuals off my existence.

    I am your existence.

    SKRILLEX is a SUPERSTAR DJ.

    -&-

    SUPACREE is a SUPERSTAR DJ.

    WARNING:

    This combination is potentially hazardous.

    WARNING.

    ! ! !

    X___X

    WARNING.

    __



    ...is there something you need me to do?

    It's... hard to talk about it...

    Then don't, you don't have to speak, at all, you know.

    Oh what, he's telepathic?

    Homeotelepathy. What is that?

    BRO, WHAT IS YOUR POWER.

    Dude, I don't want to see Skrillex. That shit is terrifying.

    You're terrified of Skrillex?

    [Plays three clips]

    ...yeah, dude.

    Okay, so basically.

    Wow, he's a rocket scientist.

    How did you get to this Planet?

    What Planet.

    Oh, Goddamn him.

    Well, t--

    Then we just LARPED.

    Wow that's...

    Oh, it got violent.

    Are you Finished with the Skrillex?

    Not yet.

    DUDE, DID YOU KNOW?

    NO!

    DID HE KNOW?

    NO!

    (((YES.)))

    AGH. I hate this place! Everything is YES.

    You're a fucking idiot.

    Oh yeah, you're a fucking Skrillex. How about that?

    Call me Skrillex again, you little bitch--just look me in the eye and say it.

    Skrillex.

    __



    Hey, I know this magic…

    Magic, this is all magic.

    Yeah, I know this guy; This is Jimmy Fallon's magic.

    (Good job, bro.)

    Jimmy Fallon's Galaxy.

    What the fuck I thought it was a planet.

    *Ahem. Jimmy Fallon's Magic Galaxy.

    Oh, wow.

    Alright, then.

    WHAT. Jimmy Fallon isn't a Bampheramph.

    Actually, he just made Captain.

    You're kidding.

    No, that was... that just happened.

    Jimmy Fallon.

    (Obviously)

    Come with--actually, you can stay right there.

    What?

    Just stand right there.

    ...and that's his magic.

    How does he have that? What did he ask for?

    What did you give him?

    What did he ask for?

    What did you give him?!

    Oh My God.

    You can't just go around granting wishes!

    I was just trying to manage these prayers, one-handedly.

    You can't just answer all the prayers as “wishes granted” that's why we have this system.

    Christ.

    No, not me--not today, Satan; I can't TAKE IT.

    JESUS CHRIST.

    Nah, he quit.

    What?!

    BUT. You got me now, so.

    Who the FUCK are you?

    I'm..uh...

    What are they calling me?

    They don't know it's you, they're still calling you Jesus.

    Well of course they still worship Jesus.

    Which Jesus?

    Well, any Jesus--All The Jesus.

    It was all the Jesus.

    All the Jesus.

    Magic Israel?

    A Ziptie machine?

    A “Stud Finder”

    IT WORKED.

    Of course it works.

    Well, no use crying over spilled Skrillex.

    But what do we do with it?

    Well, we're just going to have to get rid of it.

    Get rid of it? Fuck that!

    Didn't you say you wanted to *sissappear?

    Yes.

    Then get out of here.

    It is--

    No, this isn't.

    This is his.

    No it isn't--it isn't Skrillex.

    What do you mean “It isn't Skrillex”? It's Skrillex.

    It isn't Skrillex.

    What are you talking about--it's--

    I made this.

    What?

    No, it's.

    It's me. I did this.

    She's not mad at him,

    or anything

    In fact,

    She's just a fragment

    Or a figment

    or a magnet, that managed to stick

    In his imagination

    I hang out in this memory

    It's bad,

    But I keep going back--

    I thought maybe I could manage it

    Keep it from happening

    But it just keeps happening

    And hasn't yet

    I have to see him.

    His eyes.

    He's hiding it.

    I know where the rest is.

    Skrillex has it.

    I'm dying, right? I have to be dying.

    You're dead.

    But I'm dying. I've been here before and I've felt it.

    Tokyo?

    High rise.

    Sounds Nice.

    Check the price on a flight.

    Likewise,

    I've tried to find this guy about a million times.

    I know where he hides it.

    So, how does it end?

    It just ends.

    yeah --but how does it end?

    It just...ended.

    You actually have to leave, to get out of here.

    NO…

    Don't do it.

    Don't do what? I didn't do anything.

    This is the way she wanted it.

    JUMP.

    Jump--now? Are you sure?

    This morning my mind was made up;

    I was going to Thailand for over a month.

    Sweet, and Rich--

    But Flaky

    Like a pastry in the morning;

    Seems like a great treat but really,

    He's no good for me

    So we'll have a Mexican Wedding

    Damn. How did Dillon Francis get so high up???

    Well, I found him hanging from a tree, so.

    OH FUCK, I GET IT--

    HE IS GERALD.

    Damn.

    I don't know how to explain this…

    Oh shit, I get it; I'm Gerald.

    -





    —

    NEXT EPISODE:

    CESMET AND PETRUFHEIO are beyond overwhelm; GIAN stands before them, taking a respectful bow as he, too joins them in battlestance, which cannot be broken in physical stature, however the focused energy between the triad raises the entire colleaium into a total chaos and commotion.

    GIAN?!

    What is this?

    Who are you?

    GIAN, serious and stern, unusual to his demeanor, scoffs, as he focuses on C'esme't, acknowledging her presence in consciousness, and all respect.

    Petrutheio, face reddened, implodes with anger, nearly breaking his stance.

    Go ahead, Pet—

    That's Your Highness—

    —you can't win—

    —I already have—

    —He'll kill you.

    —he's already dead—

    Aren't we all?

    C'esme't, the only of the triad having actually experienced all forms of death, aoftens her gaze, entering into cosmic ompinpotence



    I'm having a hard time

    Getting started

    With this project

    Probably because I just want off this planet

    Cause it's lovelies;

    I'm honest with my thoughts,

    And now I'm lost in them

    I'm lost without you

    Lost another pair of socks,

    In the common laundry room

    I'm just an everyday, ordinary

    Motherfucking wannabe, a DJ

    But I wanna be a mother one day

    I'm at the apex

    I'm a warning call,

    A warning call

    A warning

    If I kill myself again,

    I'm waking up next to my lover

    So good morning,

    So good morning

    Just a warning

    Nothing's ever better

    Then the taste of butter;

    Dug you up to wonder what the fuck was up

    With all the rubber ducks

    Inside my cup, or tub

    I'm just a cuck

    I guess you really love her, huh

    I really love the one,

    I really love

    I really love

    My other husband—

    Huh

    I'm at the apex

    I'm a warning call,

    A warning call

    A warning

    [SHOT]

    If I kill myself again,

    I'm waking up next to my lover

    So good morning,

    So good morning

    Just a warning

    [SHOT]

    Just a warning shot to shut you up,

    You little fucking slut

    Enough's enough

    Another lover, motherfucker

    Suck it up, you cunt

    You're just another one

    You're just another one of us

    You're just another

    Just another one of us

    You're just another one

    You're just another one of us

    You're just another

    Just another one of us

    I dug you up to hug you,

    But all you are is just

    Some bones, dressed in new clothes

    I took your skull home

    And I put it on my mantle,

    Make a wish,

    —and then I blow the candle

    Out.

    Huh



    C'esme't has secretly turned to self-harm, in the midst of her ongoing emotional crisis due to Petruchio's arrogance and deliberate carelessness; she begins to fear for her Selfl, as she discovers during a match in her reflective state that she is recently unable to cry, hardened by her stubbornly aggressive counterpart, C'esme't draws the blood of her palm, which she spills onto the sundial in the labyrinth; she is startled and surprised shamefully by Gian, who, though normally calm becomes diffuse, and sent into a powerful fury of sadness and rage-- She reveals to Gian, in his onset of tears that she herself has been unable to cry, to which he deflates as she comforts him, holding his as he weeps glistening streams of ‘conscious tears, crying quite physically for the two of them, blood mixing with his tears as he grasps s cesmet's wounded palm, gripping it to his cheek; His intrinsic healing powers are revealed as his tears begin to mend the deep wound; Meanwhile, Petrutheio becomes irritated, as he is forced to continue pausing a Jester's Match, stricken with excruciating pain in his own palm; Attempting to ignore it, he continues forward with his match, but is irreversibly injured when s when his palm becomes again singed with pain and he is stricken by his opponent; He falls to the ground, clutching his palm, immediately knocked unconscious. He fades into a dream.














    PETRUTHEIO, YOU TELEPATHIC HACK!

    Oh, so you finally acknowledge my telepathy…

    In the highest realm, where The One is set to assume, interwoven intoThe Golden Goddess Of The Eye— Dark Heart Artist —the Eldest consciousness in any given existence; being that of everything of Love, and Light

    The middle realm, where the majority of a——-

    What the fuck.

    Wait, what happened?

    It just ENDS!!?

    It just ENDED.

    WHAT THE FUCK.

    AHHHAHHHHAHAHHHH.

    No, no, no–

    WHAT THE FUCK

    Wait! Go back!

    AHHHHHHHHH.

    [Holding eachother screaming]

    Oh, look. A butterfly.

    WHAT.

    There is is.

    Oh.

    See.

    huh.

    [a calm silence]

    Bro.



    huh .

    Wait. we're INSIDE.

    {holding eachotherscreaming]



    My heart is in another place,

    And with these words we face

    A face to face

    A fight of fights

    The faux of foes—

    And so, a duel it is

    For you, I fawned;

    For you, I called—

    The darkest night

    was followed by

    The lightest light

    That Dawn could bring,

    And I would sing this to you, too,

    My love—

    But have no melody

    A melodrama,

    Or a comedy?

    Come my lover, come to me

    My lover, come to me

    Come to me, my lover,

    Come ro me—

    Come, my lover,

    Come to me—

    Come to me, my lover

    Come to me

    Come to me

    What was once,

    Is always—

    Don't you see?

    I see you,

    See you, see me

    What we were,

    We always are

    We always are

    We always, always

    Oh, what would you do to me?

    Oh, what will you do to me?

    Oh, what did you do to me?

    What have you done to me?



    Come to me, my lover,

    Come ro me—

    Come, my lover,

    Come to me—

    Come to me, my lover

    Come to me

    Come to me

    I did fall;

    We did fight—

    It is love;

    He had fawned for me once—

    Oh—

    Love is what it always was;

    What we were once,

    We all become

    Come to me, my lover

    Come to me, my lover

    Come to me, my lover

    My lover, come to me

    Come to me, my lover,

    Come ro me—

    Come, my lover,

    Come to me—

    Come to me, my lover

    Come to me

    Come to me



    HI, I'm Gerald.

    Dude, I can't tell the story of Gerald. Only Dillon Francis can do that.

    I concur.

    That's right. Gerald is his friend--

    --He's my friend--

    I'm not go--

    And that's it. It just ends.





    {Enter The Multiverse}



    [The Festival Project.™]



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    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



    -U.








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  • [Your Mother’s Episode.] (SEASON 6 - ACT III, PART VII)

    Festival Project

    A Saga



    S Ū P A © R E E ™

    One World.

    | PEACE. LOVE. UNITY. RESPECT. |

    Lifelong friends navigate the infinitely incredible world of rave culture, journeying together (and sometimes, apart) into the PLUniveRse© in fantastical, philosophical, and third-eye-opening adventures--the likes of which have never been seen (or foretold.)

    Festival Project™ is a multi-genre, mystifying and magical cross-genre series, set against the backdrop of modern rave culture-- combined with historical and futuristic elements-- across expansions of space-and-time, unifying with The Universal Consciousness in a multidimensional and explorative ensemble of Films, Episodic Series, Music Videos, Extended Playlists, and Concept Albums.

    A perpetual symphony of artistic storytelling though a cavalcade of wonderful and whimsical characters along high-intensity, off-the-map adventures--showcased through Music, Film & Interactive Art Explorations--set upon the dreamlike actual reality of an unravelling fabric of time-and-space.

    Enter The Multiverse: Anything Is Possible.

    This explosive and expansive wave of enigmatic, chaos-colliding, charismatic [ and often comedic] kinetic energy, reflects a shared experience throughout all time in human connection; Journey beyond the unknown, to Worlds Within--and Without.

    Everything is Everything.



    The Festival Project Saga is a multi-media Music, Film and Television saga that offers a new perspective on the ever-changing and recently popularized culture of dance music; it touches on the history of the culture as a whole, as well as a variety of other societal issues this generation faces—friendship, connectivity, communication—the dawn of social media, America's education system and justice system, immigration, and emerging mental health and drug crisis—while also taking a look at a history of counter culture as a derivative of the rapidly evolving technology of today's society. Through its characters and storylines, we dive deeply into a conglomerate of generational growth and exponentially educational topics, lightheartedly touching tales of friendship, family through blood and through bond, and exploring fields, of Astrology, Philosophy.





    Festival Trip- Two lifelong friends take a two-week-long trip across the country, to attend two major music festivals—one on the west coast (Among Aliens, in California), and one on the east (Ultimate Music Festival)

    Chava Hoffs

    Sala Emillio

    Gunther Ross- The more than interesting circus-act of a plug/one of Sala's romantic interests, who just happens to be in the same place at the same time, once Sala and Chava arrive in California.

    Solomon Dominguez- Chava's “homie-lover-friend”, a DC native transplanted to LA who hustles and bustles the 3-job life to live the California dream—a surprisingly dedicated and loyal friend to Chava, who considers him the “king of fuckboys”—which, is not entirely untrue.

    Johnny McEntire- An eclectic and friendly photographer who stumbles upon Sala during a vulnerable moment—a sweet, humble, and vibrant personality, Chava mostly dismisses him as just another victim of Sala's constantly-inconstant romantic gestures and affiliations.

    Grace Williams (Chava's Super-Christian (but very sweet) Aunt)

    Billy Williams- Chava's very dorky, southern Baptist uncle who can't help but throw in a (praise-jesus)

    Krista DeVaunte- Bride-To-Be—Noah's Fiance

    Noah Williams- Chava's Cousin, the groom to be

    Naomi Williams- Chava's salty Cousin, and freinemy since birth—Noah's younger sister

    Sonny Johnson— Chava's ex-fiance

    Dustin Roberts—Sala's ex-boyfriend

    Juan Manuel Jose Melendez Gutierrez-Rodriguez—Sala's current boyfriend, with whom she lives & works with.

    Running Jokes:

    -Ridiculous DJ names and Absurd Fictional Festivals



    -Speaking Spanish with a Mandarin-inflenced dialect—speaking/yelling in awful Spanish-sounding-Mandarin—speaking “Mandarish” or “Spandarin”

    -Every time Chava mentions Sonny (her ex), Sala interjects with “Fuck Sonny!”

    -Cop Jokes (due to Chava's occupation)

    “Go climb broke-bitch mountain!”

    ACT I- The Wedding Bashers/It's Festival Season

    “Save-The-Date”

    Inciting Incident—Plans to attend a destination wedding that Chava and her lifelong. long- distance best friend Sala, have been planning for almost a year are abruptly halted when Chava learns via a very eventful FaceTime call (‘Meet The Williams') that her +1 invitation had apparently only applied to her now-ex-fiance [whom her stuck-up family adored because of his abhorrent Christianity], and that the bride-to-be would not allow Sala to take his place on the guest list—as her vivid memories of Sala from Chava's engagement party are severely grotesque.

    Flashback: Chava + Sonny's engagement party.

    Chava: Yeah dude, they got all, mad-butthurt that I was bringing you instead of Sonny.

    Sala: Fuck Sonny!



    [The Break-Up]

    Sala: FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY!

    CHAVA: I'M SURE YOU WOULD IF YOU COULD, IF MY BIRTHDAY HAD A PENIS.

    Sala: YOUR BIRTHDAY DOES HAVE A PENIS—IT'S YOU, DICK.

    CHAVA: THEN SUCK ME, SALLY MAE.

    SALA: YOU WISH, WANDA.

    CHAVA: Can't make a wish with no fucking candles, Kandace.

    SALA: Huh. I would have thought there were candles just judging by hard you fucking BLOW, Bonnie!

    CHAVA: Then drive off cliff, Clyde.






    A remote, unnamed city near the North Pole, in the Alaskan Arctic Circle.

    It is severely cold, even visually so.



    ACT II- Sunny California

    ACT III- Sunny Florida

    In the scene where random ravers find Sala's backpack in the parking lot, debut Rave Dora

    [Backpack SupaCreeMixx]

    “I'm a backpack loaded up with things and Knick-knacks too—anything that you might need, I got inside for you...”



    Festival Trip One-Liners/ Slang/ Phrases



    Keep up, Kassandra

    Hold Up, Heather

    Be back, Becky

    Back up, Barbra

    Shut up, Susan/ Shut Up Sandra/ Shut Up Sharon/

    Sit Down, Sally

    Shove It, Shelly

    Stop It, Stella

    Chill, Chelsea

    Cheer Up, Charlie (a reference to Willy Wonka)

    Get out my biz, Liz

    Really Billy?



    Excerpt, Act III

    Chava: Dude, your energy is killing me.

    Sala: So.

    Chava: Soo, fix it.

    Sala: What do I look like—Bob the Builder?

    Chava: More like Wreck-It-Ralphed-All-Over-Yourself

    Sala: Fuck you.

    Chava: Off limits. I'm the last person on earth you haven't fucked.

    Sala: Jealous?

    Chava: Of the super-massive black-hole that is your vagina? No. I just wish my camera had a better low-light filter so I had actual photographic proof of an 8th world wonder.

    Sala: …fuck you.

    Chava: ‘No' Means ‘No'. [blows whistle] Get up.

    Sala: Ahhhhh—Get fucked!

    Chava: I was—and you ruined it being a hoe—but I'm willing to look past that, because its a beautiful fucking day in Miami and we're about to get lit. C'mon. S'day one.

    Sala: Day 1 of rave 2, I'm over it.

    Chava: Hoe, I'm over you.

    Sala: Get over me, then, bitch—

    Chava: I already said I am. Get with it.

    Sala: Get with this dick.

    Chava: What's a dick without some balls, bro? Pussy.

    Sala: …

    Chava: You mad?

    Sala: I been mad.

    Chava: Stay mad, then.

    Sala: How about I just stay here.

    Chava: Pay here, stay here, bitch—this trip ain't free.

    Sala: This trip ain't me. Raves are your thing. I'm not a “festival chick.”

    Chava: You are for the next three days.

    Sala: …Three…?!

    Chava: And counting. Get. Some. Motherfuckin' balls. Here, have some Jesus Juice.

    [She extends her arm, holding the bottle in front of Sala]

    Sala: Ughhh.

    Chava: Come on, man. I'm tryna see Cow Turds.

    Sala: You're engaged to one.

    Chava: Shut the fuck up and drink. Here, I'll have one with you.



    The Epic Trip – ‘Girl—Meet World'. After breaking up with both her ex-fiance and her best friend, a depressed and anxious Chava decides to take a last-minute trip to another one of her bucket list destinations: The Epic Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada.

    F*ckFest: The Origins (Prequel) 21-year-old Chava Hoffs, a longtime raver and lover of all things dance culture, finally convinces her bar-scene best friend to accompany her to a regional event in her area, ‘F*ckfest', Sala's first ever festival/rave where—to both her and Chava's surprise, she connects with other longtime friends she had no idea were immersed into the culture. Sala, having been “rave-retired” since entering her first serious relationship, becomes overly-excited and branches off on her own, reconnecting with her true self after spending too long in her own shell—she discovers her love for an up-and-coming new artist (‘Shluggy') who magnetizes her with a newly-created sound (‘PukeRock'—a play on “VomitStep”)

    Vibes [Mini Series, Prequel]- A sequel-in-installments to the shenanigans following F*ckfest, where Chava returns to visit Sala and return to ‘one of her favorite venues', which now hosts GoF*ckYourself (GFY), the biggest summertime festival in the region.

    Festival Trip II [First Sequel ]-

    It's been a magical year and the breakup is over;







    A 20-something's imaginary friend returns, a decade after disappearing, just as she finds herself on the brink of ‘real adulthood', and has settled into the mundane and mediocre—as he leads her on a journey of self-discovery, she internally struggles with whether to tell her therapist—after deciding (or rather, being convinced) she shouldn't, she begins a desperate search for answers in what seems like a downward spiral into

    (Use- I'm on my way to heaven, for trailer.)

    A group of friends decide to form their own society after discovering an “uncharted” island—what they don't know [understand] is that the world government is observing at every angle—and as their population increases, they struggle as the popularity of their culture and lifestyle explode—



    Craig's world- an ensemble about the good old days of craigslist



    Ū [Amnesia/Working Title]

    Miami (Ami) A fashion designer and music enthusiast who attends festivals in her spare time, seeking inspiration for her fashion and design blog; she shares an apartment with her lesbian best friend from college, who works as a freelance writer and photographer.

    Crystal (Chrys) A short-haired-yet-feminine gender-non-conforming lovable with a dry sense of humor and an eye for art; Music lover and fan of festivals, Miami's “convert” into the rave world.

    Serra- A high-matinence instagram model who supports herself through social media promotion and influencing, modeling Miami's fashion line and sugar-babying/arm-candying to make her way through life, usually attending festivals as someone's date or just to take pictures/show face.

    Samuel/Donnie- Sensei Samurai: An award-winning world-renowned music artist and specialty DJ, the soul-headliner of ‘Magic's Mountain art and Music Festival'

    Daz- Sam/Donnie's Manager- (Antagonist)




    Lazers, pyrotechnics, strobes, and confetti light the night sky as Sensei Samurai, a medium-build white guy sporting two long braids and a samurai cut (his signature style), dances atop the table which supports a state-of-the-art DJ set-up; The stage is massive, the crowd is wild--but he is at home--or rather, at work, and at the top of his game. He jumps down from the table, drinking from a red solo cup, before he picks up the microphone to speak to his audience:

    Samuel: LET ME SEE YOU FUCKING JUMP.



    He dances around, flailing his arms to gesture to the crowd, drinking again from his red solo cup . He moves to the beat of the music as he focuses to adjust the mixer, structuring a build-up. His manager watches from backstage, carefully eying his every move.

    Samuel: --ARE YOU GUYS READY?

    [He lights a ciggarette, sips from his cup again as he continues to mix. He nods along to the beat, grooving as he plots his next move, looking into the crowd with hunger in his eye.]

    Dez: (speaking into a earpiece) Sammy, take it easy...

    [He glances stage left, to where Dez is situated and watching him like a hawk; He nonchalantly shrugs, blowing out a plume of smoke into the air, decisively irritated with the instruction.]

    Dez: (Cont'd): I mean it, chill.

    [Samuel sticks his finger into his ear, wiggling it profusely--and dislodges the hidden inner-earpiece, eyeing Dez as he pulls up his headphones, deep in the mix; He takes a long drag from his ciggarette, master-minding as he feverously twists the knobs and dials of the mixer.]

    Samuel (over the mic) NO CHILL MOTHERFUCKERS. [The music speeds as he prepares for the drop.]

    Dez: (forgetting momentarily that he will not be heard) Sam, don't--!

    [Too late. Samuel Drops the bass so hard, it hurts, ripping off his headphones and running straight into the crowd, head first to crowd surf. The crowd goes massively, insanely wild.]

    Through the lens of Crystal's camera, we see a series of still photos, capturing Sam's wild plunge into the crowd, just off-center in the front row. Miami looks to her right, giving her a nod of approval; Crystal shoots her a hand signal for “ok”. Miami looks to her left, lifting an eyebrow and smirking at Serra, who bounces off-beat against a tall wooky gentleman who has his arms around her through the sleeves of a spirit hood, tilting her head from side to side as she poses for selfies. Miami happily sways to the motion of the music, putting one hand over the rail and pulling up her mask with the other, as she watches Samuel be lifted back onto the stage and take his place behind the decks. The set continues, the crowd, the lazers, and the effects go wild: The backdrop reads ‘SENSEI SAMURAI' His backup dancers are acrobatic ninjas.

    Samuel: Thank you Magical Mountain, I Love You Guys!!

    The crowd goes wild as Samuel exits the stage, ignoring Dez as he breezes past him.

    Dez: (following after him) I thought I said, “No more crowd surfing, no more stage diving.”

    Samuel: I thought you said that, too.

    Dez: Do you recall “OhMyLanta?”

    Samuel: (sarcastically) Oh, you mean that festival in Atlanta?

    Dez: Yes.

    Samuel: How creative.

    Dez: ‘Creative' would describe the legal team's very expensive, very strenuous tactical strategy which weaseled you out of a very serious lawsuit.

    Samuel: What? When was this?

    Dez: This was when you decided to stage dive wearing goth-pants and your chains got stuck in that kid's earholes

    Samuel: They're called Tripp pants.

    Dez: Oh yeah...what do you call them after mutilating a teenager with them?

    Samuel: Tripp pants I can sell on eBay. I made that kid a star.

    Dez: You made him a cripple.

    Samuel: --we still talk.

    [EXT. A FARAWAY FOREST]

    Bass blasts through the christmas-lit forest, a festival set in the meadow against the lush and natural forest scenery; Attendees come-and-go to-and-from the lines of tents and out into the festival grounds, where DJs headline stages, dancers and performers interact with spectators, vendors practice their unique salesmanship, and the wild and true nature of ravers is unleashed.



    Frozen breath leaks from the laughing mouths of three young individuals, running through the forest; Twigs crush and leaves crackle underfoot of their prancing and galloping feet, clad in combat boots, tennis shoes, and platforms, respectively. Ripped fishnets hug the thighs that sweep together rapidly, swooshing as the legs that bare them race forward; a pashmina trails behind one's back, acting as a cape of sorts.




    A thud, in the darkness of the forest. Crystal and Serra continue forward, unaware their friend has fallen for a few short moments, leaving Miami behind.

    Miami confusedly looks for the obstruction which caused her to trip, discovering under a pile of brush and leaves, a man (Samuel) lying face down on the ground; her eyes widen and she draws slightly back, frightened, before squinting and leaning in to get a closer look; She turns on a glow toy for added light, she pants heavily under her breath, shaking slightly as she brushes away debris and leaves, uncovering his head and shoulders, revealing he is wearing a mask. She examines him. His glasses are broken, lying on the ground under his face--His hair is wet; he appears dead.

    Crystal: ...I told you not to wear those.

    Miami: Yo…

    Crystal: Yo--*gasps* (she grabs Serra by the shoulder, holding her back.)

    Serra: (She notices the body, under her pashmina, spirit hood, and glasses) Ohwhatthefuck. (she takes a few steps back)

    Crystal: Don't move.

    Serra: Yeah, fuck that. Fuck this. (she wraps the pashmina tightly around her face) [muffled] Fuck this.

    Crystal: ...Ami, we should get out of here.

    Miami: We should help him.

    Crystal: He may be beyond help, honey.

    Serra: He's fucking dead. Whatthefuck. Fuck this!

    Crystal: ...Is he dead?

    Miami: (she looks at him closely, there are no signs of life. she checks for breathing with her hand.) ...I don't know. (she checks again, leaning in closer. she grabs his wrist to check a pulse)

    Serra: Don't touch it!

    Miami: Shut up, I'm trying to get a pulse (beat) ...he's super cold.

    Serra: He's super dead!

    Miam: No, no...I don't think so. Crystal, come here--help me turn him over.

    Crystal: Are you sure? What if he--wakes up and tries to--??

    Miami: (urgently) What if it was you?

    Crystal fishes for a flashlight and switchblade in her fanny pack, places the flashlight in her mouth and positioning the knife under her kandi cuffs. She cautiously inches forward.

    Crystal: Serra, try to get some cell service so we can call for help.

    The girls carefully turn him onto his back, wide eyed and bewildered. He is completely lifeless, clamy and pale--covered with dirt, and forestry. Miami continues to check for a pulse, shaking her head as he continues to appear dead.

    Crystal: Do you feel anything?

    Miami: …(shaking her head) I can't...he's like…(as she pulls up the sleeve of his hoodie and notices a familiar tattoo. she pauses for a moment, thinks, and then looks towards his head) Do you still have my mirror in your fanny pack?)

    Crystal returns to her fanny pack, digging for the mirror. Miami carefuly leans in towards the man, examining him once more; she notices a necklace, also familiar--she thinks, as she moves to remove first the excess hair, and then the mask from his face, very carefully. She peels off his mask, immidiately shocked as she reckognizes his face--It is Samuel, who she knows as Sensai Samurai. She yeeps (imploded gasp, making Crystal look up; she, too recognizes him; she gasps. They look at eachother, then at him--then back to eachother.)

    Miami: ...Give me your mirror.

    Crystal: Dude, is this…?

    Miami: Your mirror.

    (she holds the mirror under his nose--a subtle cloud of fog appears; he is, in fact, alive.)

    Crystal: Oh, my God.

    Miami: He's breathing. Serra!

    Crystal: ...This is Sensai Samurai.

    Miami: (trying to convince herself) It probably just looks like him….

    Crystal: I just took one-hundred close-up photos, dude--like, less than an hour ago--

    Miami: Shhhhh! (she frantically begins to check his pockets) He's gotta have a wallet.

    Crystal: What, you were going to save him--now you wanna roll him?

    Miami: An ID. He's got to have an ID. (she frantically searches him) Hey Serra!

    (Crystal lifts the other sleeve of his sweater, revealing a brightly colored wristband, and one singular kandi bracelet, which reads “Sensai” Simoltaneously, Miami has found something in one of the pockets--she produces a small box from one of the pockets of his cargo pants)

    Crystal: Holy fuck. Look.

    (she gestures the wrist band and bracelet.)

    Miami: ...Artist's wristband. Fuck. It is him.

    Crystal:

    [Samuel is slumped lifelessly over both Crystal and Miami's shoulders, head hanging downward and hair flailing and dangling in his face as the girls struggle to support him. His oversized light-up sunglasses begin slipping, almost revealing his eyes.]

    Girl:(looking over, concerned) ...Is your friend okay?

    [He is clearly not. Serra slides her finger up his nose to adjust his glasses, eyeing the girl suspiciously.]

    Crystal: [flatly] Yes.

    [Samuel's dead-weight pulls him towards the ground, as he slips; the girls struggle to readjust; he seems heavier by the minute. They all three stare back at the girl, awkwardly; Miami fakes an ‘everything's fine' smile, while Crystal stares blankly through her sunglasses and Serra shoots a look of dissatisfaction.











    [INT. KITCHEN. DAY.]

    The three girls gaze in awe of Donnie, multitasking busily in the kitchen, hair pinned neatly atop his head with chopsticks, wearing a neatly-pressed (as in, freshly ironed) apron, as he removes one baking mit with his mouth and works about, happily consumed and bouncily, humming.

    -...He's so...domestic.

    Crystal -You'd think he'd carry a better tune.

    Miami- Cause you'd be belting melodies after waking up out of a drug-induced coma?

    Crystal- No--I guess I'd open a bake shop in some random girls' kitchen.




    Miami: Donnie?

    Donnie: Hmm, yes?

    Miami: We...we have some news for you.

    Donnie: Oooh! Is it celebrity news?

    Miami:...sort of.

    Donnie: I hope it's juicy gossip.

    Crystal: Believe me--it'll be the talk of the town.

    Donnie: This town?

    Crystal: Any town.

    [ She refills her wine glass first, then prepares two more, never breaking eye contact with donnie; His lighthearted excitement turns to slight confusion, as he furrows his brows,]

    Miami: (sighs, taking his hand) Here, lets sit down.

    Donnie: But, the macaroons--

    Serra-What? That's what you're making?

    [Donnie nods.]

    Serra-...(to the side) maybe we should let him finish the macaroons, first...what if this like, fucks him all up.

    Miami: No, it's time. I feel like we've already waited too long.

    Serra-...I feel like he makes really good macaroons.

    Miami: Yeah? Like grammy-award-winning macaroons?

    -If by ‘Grammy', you mean my Grandmother would approve…

    Miami: Your grandmother died of complications from diabetes.

    Serra-...and you think macaroons had absolutely nothing to do with that?

    [Crystal has already finished her first glass of wine, and begins to reach for the second glass, when Miami, out of the corner of her eye, catches her, snatching the glass from her gracefully, as she floats it to Donnie, sitting beside him, crossing her legs.]

    Donnie: Before noon?

    Crystal- Oh, so you know that rule?

    Donnie: I know some things.

    A 20-something's imaginary friend returns, a decade after disappearing, just as she finds herself on the brink of ‘real adulthood', and has settled into the mundane and mediocre—as he leads her on a journey of self-discovery, she internally struggles with whether to tell her therapist—after deciding (or rather, being convinced) she shouldn't, she begins a desperate search for answers in what seems like a downward spiral into



    A group of friends decide to form their own society after discovering an “uncharted” island—what they don't know [understand] is that the world government is observing at every angle—and as their population increases, they struggle as the popularity of their culture and lifestyle explode—



    Craig's world- an ensemble about the good old days of craigslist



    Blue Story

    A wayward security officer drunkenly fills out an application to join the police academy, and is accepted—both to his surprise, and dismay.

    #SQUAD OUT!- A Mockumentary-Style Comedy following several “tribes”, “squads”, “rave families”, and even solo-ravers surrounding a large group of ravers and friends.



    Ū [Amnesia/Working Title]

    Amnesia [Working Title]

    Three girls at a camping festival find an incapacitated man in the woods and take him back to their campsite for safety—when one of the girls discovers that she recognizes the mysterious man, actually a headliner at the festival they're attending—two of the girls keep it a secret from their friend who would certainly take advantage of the situation. After discovering a “butt-load” of mind-altering substances on his person, Miami, the ring leader, makes a ‘judgement call' not to call the authorities, deciding instead to attempt to take him back to his trailer—however—when the girls haul him back to his campsite, they discover his manager, Dez, rifling through his belongings. When Samuel awakens, he has no memory of himself—and so a journey begins: a test of friendship, and a race against the clock.

    Miami (Ami) A fashion designer and music enthusiast who attends festivals in her spare time, seeking inspiration for her fashion and design blog; she shares an apartment with her lesbian best friend from college, who works as a freelance writer and photographer.



    Crystal (Chrys) A short-haired-yet-feminine gender-non-conforming lovable with a dry sense of humor and an eye for art; Music lover and fan of festivals, Miami's “convert” into the rave world.



    Shane- A high-matinence instagram model who supports herself through social media promotion and influencing, modeling Miami's fashion line and sugar-babying/arm-candying to make her way through life, usually attending festivals as someone's date or just to take pictures/show face.

    DONNIE “*giggles* what's a rave?”

    Miami (takes a deep breath)

    Crystal (facepalm)

    Shane (purses her lips)

    C-Is Giving drugs to somebody with amnesia bad?

    M-I don't know what's bad for amnesia

    S-Well maybe, it's not giving it to him that would be bad—like, they were already in his system, probably wouldn't he go like, into withdraw or something.

    You're probably right

    S-(I'm probably not)








    Samuel/Donnie- Sensei Samurai: An award-winning world-renowned music artist and specialty DJ, the soul-headliner of ‘Magic's Mountain art and Music Festival'

    Daz- Sam/Donnie's Manager- (Antagonist-)




    Lazers, pyrotechnics, strobes, and confetti light the night sky as Sensei Samurai, a medium-build white guy sporting two long braids and a samurai cut (his signature style), dances atop the table which supports a state-of-the-art DJ set-up; The stage is massive, the crowd is wild--but he is at home--or rather, at work, and at the top of his game. He jumps down from the table, drinking from a red solo cup, before he picks up the microphone to speak to his audience:

    Samuel: LET ME SEE YOU FUCKING JUMP.



    He dances around, flailing his arms to gesture to the crowd, drinking again from his red solo cup . He moves to the beat of the music as he focuses to adjust the mixer, structuring a build-up. His manager watches from backstage, carefully eying his every move.

    Samuel: --ARE YOU GUYS READY?

    [He lights a ciggarette, sips from his cup again as he continues to mix. He nods along to the beat, grooving as he plots his next move, looking into the crowd with hunger in his eye.]

    Dez: (speaking into a earpiece) Sammy, take it easy...

    [He glances stage left, to where Dez is situated and watching him like a hawk; He nonchalantly shrugs, blowing out a plume of smoke into the air, decisively irritated with the instruction.]

    Dez: (Cont'd): I mean it, chill.

    [Samuel sticks his finger into his ear, wiggling it profusely--and dislodges the hidden inner-earpiece, eyeing Dez as he pulls up his headphones, deep in the mix; He takes a long drag from his ciggarette, master-minding as he feverously twists the knobs and dials of the mixer.]

    Samuel (over the mic) NO CHILL MOTHERFUCKERS. [The music speeds as he prepares for the drop.]

    Dez: (forgetting momentarily that he will not be heard) Sam, don't--!

    [Too late. Samuel Drops the bass so hard, it hurts, ripping off his headphones and running straight into the crowd, head first to crowd surf. The crowd goes massively, insanely wild.]

    Through the lens of Crystal's camera, we see a series of still photos, capturing Sam's wild plunge into the crowd, just off-center in the front row. Miami looks to her right, giving her a nod of approval; Crystal shoots her a hand signal for “ok”. Miami looks to her left, lifting an eyebrow and smirking at Serra, who bounces off-beat against a tall wooky gentleman who has his arms around her through the sleeves of a spirit hood, tilting her head from side to side as she poses for selfies. Miami happily sways to the motion of the music, putting one hand over the rail and pulling up her mask with the other, as she watches Samuel be lifted back onto the stage and take his place behind the decks. The set continues, the crowd, the lazers, and the effects go wild: The backdrop reads ‘SENSEI SAMURAI' His backup dancers are acrobatic ninjas.

    Samuel: Thank you Magical Mountain, I Love You Guys!!

    The crowd goes wild as Samuel exits the stage, ignoring Dez as he breezes past him.

    Dez: (following after him) I thought I said, “No more crowd surfing, no more stage diving.”

    Samuel: I thought you said that, too.

    Dez: Do you recall “OhMyLanta?”

    Samuel: (sarcastically) Oh, you mean that festival in Atlanta?

    Dez: Yes.

    Samuel: How creative.

    Dez: ‘Creative' would describe the legal team's very expensive, very strenuous tactical strategy which weaseled you out of a very serious lawsuit.

    Samuel: Law-Suit? I've never worn one of those. Black-Label?

    Dez: More like ‘black-book' with your name written on and in it. It took me weeks clean up.

    Samuel: When was this?

    Dez: When you decided to stage dive wearing goth-pants and one of your chains got stuck in that kid's earhole.

    Samuel: They're called ‘Tripp' pants.

    Dez: Oh yeah...what do you call them after mutilating a teenager with them?

    Samuel: Tripp pants I can sell on eBay.

    Dez: You made him a cripple.

    Samuel: --we still talk.





    Bass blasts through the christmas-lit forest, a festival set in the meadow against the lush and natural forest scenery; Attendees come-and-go to-and-from the lines of tents and out into the festival grounds, where DJs headline stages, dancers and performers interact with spectators, vendors practice their unique salesmanship, and the wild and true nature of ravers is unleashed.



    Frozen breath leaks from the laughing mouths of three young individuals, running through the forest; Twigs crush and leaves crackle underfoot of their prancing and galloping feet, clad in combat boots, tennis shoes, and platforms, respectively. Ripped fishnets hug the thighs that sweep together rapidly, swooshing as the legs that bare them race forward; a pashmina trails behind one's back, acting as a cape of sorts.




    A thud, in the darkness of the forest. Crystal and Shane continue forward, unaware their friend has fallen for a few short moments, leaving Miami behind.

    Miami confusedly looks for the obstruction which caused her to trip, discovering under a pile of brush and leaves, a man (Samuel) lying face down on the ground; her eyes widen and she draws slightly back, frightened, before squinting and leaning in to get a closer look; She turns on a glow toy for added light, she pants heavily under her breath, shaking slightly as she brushes away debris and leaves, uncovering his head and shoulders, revealing he is wearing a mask. She examines him. His glasses are broken, lying on the ground under his face--His hair is wet; he appears dead. Miami is horrified, speechless, breathless.

    Crystal: ...I told you not to wear those.

    Miami: Yo…

    Crystal: Yo--*gasps* (she grabs Shane by the shoulder, holding her back.)

    Shane: (She notices the body, under her pashmina, spirit hood, and glasses) Ohwhatthefuck. (she takes a few steps back)

    Crystal: Don't move.

    Serra: Yeah, fuck that. Fuck this. (she wraps the pashmina tightly around her face) [muffled] Fuck this.

    Crystal: ...Ami, we should get out of here.

    Miami: We should help him.

    Crystal: He may be beyond help, honey.

    Shane: He's fucking dead. Whatthefuck.

    Cystal: ...Is he dead?

    Miami: (she looks at him closely, there are no signs of life. she checks for breathing with her hand.) ...I don't know. (she checks again, leaning in closer. she grabs his wrist to check a pulse)

    Shane: Don't touch it!

    Miami: Shut up, I'm trying to get a pulse (beat) ...he's super cold.

    Shane: He's super dead!

    Miam: No, no...I don't think so. Crystal, come here--help me turn him over.

    Crystal: Are you sure? What if he--wakes up and tries to--??

    Miami: (urgently) What if it was you?

    Crystal fishes for a flashlight and switchblade in her fanny pack, places the flashlight in her mouth and positioning the knife under her kandi cuffs. She cautiously inches forward.

    Crystal: Shane, try to get some cell service so we can call for help.

    The girls carefully turn him onto his back, wide eyed and bewildered. He is completely lifeless, clamy and pale--covered with dirt, and forestry. Miami continues to check for a pulse, shaking her head as he continues to appear dead.

    Crystal: Do you feel anything?

    Miami: …(shaking her head) I can't...he's like…(as she pulls up the sleeve of his hoodie and notices a familiar tattoo. she pauses for a moment, thinks, and then looks towards his head) Do you still have my mirror in your fanny pack?)

    Crystal returns to her fanny pack, digging for the mirror. Miami carefuly leans in towards the man, examining him once more; she notices a necklace, also familiar--she thinks, as she moves to remove first the excess hair, and then the mask from his face, very carefully. She peels off his mask, immidiately shocked as she reckognizes his face--It is Samuel, who she knows as Sensai Samurai. She yeeps (imploded gasp, making Crystal look up; she, too recognizes him; she gasps. They look at eachother, then at him--then back to eachother.)

    Miami: ...Give me your mirror.

    Crystal: Dude, is this…?

    Miami: Your mirror.

    (she holds the mirror under his nose--a subtle cloud of fog appears; he is, in fact, alive.)

    Crystal: Oh, my God.

    Miami: He's breathing. Shane!

    Crystal: ...This is Sensai Samurai.

    Miami: (trying to convince herself) It probably just looks like him….

    Crystal: I just took one-hundred close-up photos, dude--like, less than an hour ago--

    Miami: Shhhhh! (she frantically begins to check his pockets) He's gotta have a wallet.

    Crystal: What, you were going to save him--now you wanna roll him?

    Miami: An ID. He's got to have an ID. (she frantically searches him) Hey Shane!

    (Crystal lifts the other sleeve of his sweater, revealing a brightly colored wristband, and one singular kandi bracelet, which reads “Sensai” Simultaneously, Miami has found something in one of the pockets--she produces a small box from one of the pockets of his cargo pants)

    Crystal: Holy fuck. Look.

    (she gestures the wrist band and bracelet.)

    Miami: ...Artist's wristband. Fuck. It is him.

    Crystal:








































    [Samuel is slumped lifelessly over both Crystal and Miami's shoulders, head hanging downward and hair flailing and dangling in his face as the girls struggle to support him. His oversized light-up sunglasses begin slipping, almost revealing his eyes.]

    Girl:(looking over, concerned) ...Is your friend okay?

    [He is clearly not. Serra slides her finger up his nose to adjust his glasses, eyeing the girl suspiciously.]

    Crystal: [flatly] Yes.

    [Samuel's dead-weight pulls him towards the ground, as he slips; the girls struggle to readjust; he seems heavier by the minute. They all three stare back at the girl, awkwardly; Miami fakes an ‘everything's fine' smile, while Crystal stares blankly through her sunglasses and Serra shoots a look of dissatisfaction.




    [INT. KITCHEN. DAY.]

    The three girls gaze in awe of Donnie, multitasking busily in the kitchen, hair pinned neatly atop his head with chopsticks, wearing a neatly-pressed (as in, freshly ironed) apron, as he removes one baking mit with his mouth and works about, happily consumed and bouncily, humming.

    -...He's so...domestic.

    Crystal -You'd think he'd carry a better tune.

    Miami- Cause you'd be belting melodies after waking up out of a drug-induced coma?

    Crystal- No--I guess I'd open a bake shop in some random girls' kitchen.




    Miami: Donnie?

    Donnie: Hmm, yes?

    Miami: We...we have some news for you.

    Donnie: Oooh! Is it celebrity news?

    Miami:...sort of.

    Donnie: I hope it's juicy gossip.

    Crystal: Believe me--it'll be the talk of the town.

    Donnie: This town?

    Crystal: Any town.

    [ She refills her wine glass first, then prepares two more, never breaking eye contact with donnie; His lighthearted excitement turns to slight confusion, as he furrows his brows,]

    Miami: (sighs, taking his hand) Here, lets sit down.

    Donnie: But, the macaroons--

    Serra-What? That's what you're making?

    [Donnie nods.]

    Serra-...(to the side) maybe we should let him finish the macaroons, first...what if this like, fucks him all up.

    Miami: No, it's time. I feel like we've already waited too long.

    Serra-...I feel like he makes really good macaroons.

    Miami: Yeah? Like grammy-award-winning macaroons?

    -If by ‘Grammy', you mean my Grandmother would approve…

    Miami: Your grandmother died of complications from diabetes.

    Serra-...and you think macaroons had absolutely nothing to do with that?

    [Crystal has already finished her first glass of wine, and begins to reach for the second glass, when Miami, out of the corner of her eye, catches her, snatching the glass from her gracefully, as she floats it to Donnie, sitting beside him, crossing her legs.]

    Donnie: Before noon?

    Crystal- Oh, so you know that rule?

    Donnie: I know some things.

    Under The Mask —A superstar DJ and his best friend embark on a series of festivals under cover as non-celebrity citizens to first-handedly experience the other side of his world.

    Grandma's Girl- A funeral turns into an accidentally epic week-long house party, after the ‘favorite grand child' becomes disappointed in the traditional send-off given by the family; While grieving and going through her late-grandmothers belongings, Serra discovers journals and an old phonebook, containing the life and times of her wildly adventurous grandma and her close friends—when she realizes that none of the people from her grandmother's life ‘before the family' are in attendance of her funeral (or even aware of her passing), she links up with her best friends to organize a ‘proper goodbye'. All heaven breaks loose, when ‘ravers of old' begin showing up to pay their respects to Silvia—things get a little out-of-hand when the gathering explodes due-to-word of mouth, as it turns out Grandma Silvia had a few more connections than expected—and they've all come from near-and-far to say their goodbyes.



    Deathwish—A series about a woman who makes a death wish—but the stakes are raised wen all her wildest dreams come true, and death lurks just around the corner at every turn.



    ((M3))- A collection of silent films, by SupaCree Enter: World of Music



    Ascension- Set in a parallel universe, Father TIme and Mother Nature are reconnected on Earth, as the dawn of a new-era arises at the peak of mankind's evolutionary journey.

    Series is set in a parralell universe, a seperate realm where humans have met faced dark ages, technological or technological setbacks they live harmoniously and peacefully within— live spiritually and intuitively with the planet, and can gain/ strengthen certain abilities through higher learning, strength training, conditionig, and meditation; We begin at the dawn of a new age, where beings ('God Bodies' [working])acended from higher plains of conciousness walk amongst the living in 'humanform', guided and led to higher forms of being through teachings of the Acended sorcerers and masters belonging to the universal collective conciousness of light; Also amongst the living, in 'humanform',

    Costumes: Modern-Futuristic

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    ‘Thieo' makes his final wish (for his truest and ever lasting love) to his appointed Acceded Sorcerer; but there are trials he must endure and obstacles to be met before his wish come true—

    C'Esmett— A warrior princess raised to rule is on on the brink of going rouge, after she is betrayed by her betrothed —her calling to become queen is imminent; yet she must overcome boundaries set by tradition, facing the powers-that-be to strengthen and master her own. Her ancient knowledge, ascended sorcery, and intrinsic healing mysticism— amongst other gifts of nature (a seer, fortune of truths; being of light)

    “I'm sorry, but it's out of my control.”

    “NOTHING Is out of your control."

    "--Except for you."

    She scorns him, and turns away swiftly, as her cape sweeps across the floor, as it flutters and whips behind her

    “I'm sorry, but it's out of my control.”

    “NOTHING Is out of your control."

    "--Except for you."

    She scorns him, and turns away swiftly, as her cape sweeps across the floor, as it flutters and whips behind her--she turns again, eyeing him directly, pointing to him with dismay as she takes in a breath; catching herself in anger, she deflates, keeping eye contact (though her gaze suddenly softens as she arrives




    ‘ACENSION'

    Ascension- Set in a parallel universe, Father TIme and Mother Nature are reconnected on Earth, as the dawn of a new-era arises at the peak of mankind's evolutionary journey.




    CHARACTERS

    Thïeo {Petrutheïo} Godform Spiritclad Cross-Bodied sorcerer; Humanborn earthbound in his most recent incarnation to rule in the new age…(t b c)

    C'Esmétt {Ch'Esmett X'oxįl Nazari is the most powerful being on planet Earth, and throughout multiple dimensions, through which she presides over, in various forms and figures; She possesses the universe's oldest Soul. a Godform Spiritclad Ascended Sorceress who possesses rare “Creation Energy”—the ability to form and shape matter, bend and travel through time, and control aspects of reality; Youthful and fiery, she is praised as a God of Light;

    Supporting:

    Kï'yara—Fireborn, Earthbound

    Rai'ayn—Loveborn, Multi-Dimentional

    Onyyxx—Rooted, Tri-Dimentiinal



    The elements:

    Love

    Matter

    Earth

    -Of Ground

    -Of Water

    -Of Fire

    -Of Air

    ...there are more but I'm tired right now.

    The realms:

    Now

    Then (points in the past to which time bending bodies may access)

    The past (inaccessible points on past timelines to those in human form or bound to earth, besides Godform; even so, the process is strenuous and dangerous.

    Love

    Self (to self, to travel inward and reflect a physical presence of the world within, outwardly; true self exists freely and ideally—you are able to converse with self as others see you [appearing as an identical twin with ideal aspects.













    Light therapy

    Frequencies

    Vibrationally energizing

    Body waves are

    Paralyzing

    Lines of

    Broken harmonies

    Inside of me.














    Crying on the clock;

    Rocking back and forth

    Stocking full of coal

    Greetings from the North Pole

    If Santa Clause is real

    Maybe we can make a deal;

    If my heart is made of steel

    You can't steal it—I can feel it

    Winter is here



    The world is money hungry

    (So am I)

    The world is simply starving

    (So am I)

    The world is so alarming

    (So am I)

    The world is just evolving.

    (So I am.)

    Cause I've been going crazy

    Stuck inside myself

    And I've been feeling lazy

    Just beside myself

    And I've been thinking lately

    That just maybe, someday maybe

    I'll be



    It's all connected—

    The reason we disconnect

    Is we're neglected

    I wonder what you'd expect

    You can't express it

    Just repress it.

    Repression syndrome—

    Came up too fast;

    Compression syndrome

    Suck it in

    Suck it up,

    You stupid fuck

    Dive deeper




    Ū (EP)

    1. Thank U

    2. I'm Sorry

    3. I Love U

    4. I miss U

    I like your vibe

    Come join my squad



    Curiosity killed the cat

    Carbohydrates killed the queen



    Don't cry

    “I'll try...”

    50 Shades of Blue

    Don't pick up the phone

    Don't pick up the phone

    Don't pick up the phone

    Don't pick up the phone



    And here you are:

    8 years later,

    With a baby on your back and—

    Bills to pay

    You have to decide

    (What the fuck)

    what the world is all

    about today.

    Don't want to be Cree

    For a really long time

    I just need

    I just need

    I just need a whole mind

    I was me the whole time

    I never left

    And yet

    There I was—looking at myself from above,

    All the love in the world;

    Just a lonely little girl

    Trapped in her

    Head

    Never got out of bed, that day:

    But I went away somewhere,

    And there I was—looking at myself from above,

    All the love in the world,

    Just a lonely little girl

    Trapped in her

    Head




    And I said

    “why are you waking me up?”

    But I wasn't asleep—

    I just wanted to fuck

    And sometimes, it's too much

    Too much is, never enough

    I've never been in love (with me)

    But I've always been in love (with you)

    And if you had seen it

    It wouldn't have been the death of me.




    Deeper I'll go:

    Deeper to find

    How I crossed white lines

    To become

    Colorblind

    How did you find me, here

    My deer?

    How did you know

    Where to go?

    How did you know, I would

    Follow you there,

    Once you finally showed me the road?

    I've seen both the frog, and the toad;

    You've already left me exposed,

    And I'm frozen in time

    Just to find

    Just to find

    Paradise—

    I tried.

    But love is a blind bat,

    Diving into a vat of

    Darkness;

    a hat is only a hat,

    If only there was more—

    And there is.

    There always is more—

    You just have to live more,

    And once you've been through the cycles, you could be

    Recycled.

    Ruined.

    Rebuilt.

    Guilt is only ever,

    Created after pleasure...

    With immense imploding pressure

    - [ ] You were born



    EP-GA

    [2K19]

    Mother Earth and

    Father Time are

    Making love right

    By the fire

    You are motion—

    I am sickness

    I am goddess;

    Be my witness.



    And I'll probably run for President—

    Just like I tend to run from everything; not because I want to do it, but because I have to...

    And just as I run from everything,

    I run to everything—

    As is the vicious cycle of life, unrepeated.



    I should have seen it coming, when he kicked my puppy—I didn't, but my mother did, and it might have been the same day. If not, it was definitely on the same porch—the same porch where...my adolescence began, and ended.

    There is no cure

    When your spirit is broken

    There is no cure—when you suffer in silence

    There is no cure—

    When you've seen all the violence

    It's only you.



    Breadcrumbs—

    I'm not dumb,

    I'm just muted.

    The dragon I'm chasing is me,

    And I just...

    Set the world on fire—

    I just—need to—

    I just—adjust.

    Translucent and transparent

    I am the thing that happens when you

    Parent your own parents.

    And I just

    I been waking up randomly,

    Panicking—

    Wishing I was dancing

    In the moonlight

    I'm vanishing without a trace

    And maybe I just hate this place,

    Maybe I'm just displaced

    I hate this

    I been waking up randomly

    Filling the void

    Avoiding my eyes in reflections



    I fell in love at a festival

    She came to dance, she was solo oh-oh

    ...took my hand, sack let's go- oh—oh-oh

    She didn't care

    She didn't care



    I'm a tax write-off

    I'm a meal ticket

    I'm a grasshopper;

    Or maybe, a cricket—

    Ricochet rabbit

    Why am I like this?

    “Why do you fight this?”

    I was not invited

    to mingle

    This ‘tingle' I get is more than

    A threat—I regretted,

    The moments I never forget

    The secrets you keep

    The stories you never will tell—

    This is hell, you're not dreaming

    It's only a nightmare.



    Too much to think about

    So I don't

    Dissociative,

    I associate everything

    Within—without

    I reflect everything

    I've been about,

    Stuck beside myself

    I am just a clone,

    A lone shadow of my

    Own

    All alone, and—

    I never planned to leave this planet

    But I have.



    You're out of my league

    Out of my league

    Why can't you see that

    It's so hard to be

    Paying the price for this

    Quarter-life crisis

    I don't mean to write this

    So bad, but

    I can't trust myself anymore

    I can't trust this world anymore

    Life is just

    Too complicated

    I'm jaded—I'm faded out

    Phased out, going about in this

    Town like I'm drowning in

    Insecurity



    Or rather, a diamond in the rough

    I've got enough stuff

    I just need love.

    You're out of my league

    I can see that

    I can't be that, thing

    What you want is perfection

    I just like who you are and thats—

    Never enough.

    I have nothing but love to give, love

    So forgive this:

    I didn't think I'd live this long

    But I was wrong

    And it was longer than I thought

    Ago

    Life is just

    Too complicated

    I'm jaded—I'm faded out

    Phased out, going about in this

    Town like I'm drowning in

    Insecurity



    Do you wanna know what it's like to be lonely like me

    I can tell you better than show you

    Once I get to know you good luck

    AMNESIA NOTES

    Miami Wade

    Crystal Brooks

    Donder (Donny) “we'll just call you Donny”

    “Why?”

    Uhhh...Because...we found you in the woods.

    “What?”

    “You know, like—the wild thornberrys”

    “Sounds tasty”

    “Uhhh—wasn't Donny found in the Jungle”

    “Uhhh—isn't the jungle just a denser version of the woods?”

    “I guess. It's like an earth-remix”

    “What's a remix?”

    Miami wells up—Crystal jumps up excitedly

    “Awwwwri



    And I've been stuck on Abbot Kinney,

    Thinking about Will Rodgers and

    Thinking that I'm a dodgers fan—

    But I'm not,

    I just like crowds.

    And LA makes me proud

    Of everything I need to be:

    And if the world were watching me

    She'd think she was herself.

    I was never sleeping, I'm just here

    And I was never reading, I just

    Put the bookmark where I left off...

    I could drift off into,

    The taste of ink

    And as it dries in my palm—

    I know it won't take long until I'm

    Drifting back into—sifting back into

    Space—grains of sand.

    You'll know when you've reached the promised land.

    Hello, Good Friend:

    ‘It's time to fall in love...with yourself.'



    The world has the most to learn from its elders and it's youth—fever disrespect the sometimes even subtle wisdom of a child or your elders.

    A1 (Lost in the Sauce)

    Break beats

    Ruffneck Bass:

    That's what I like in my face

    Drop that shit, don't make me wait

    Make me dance off all this waste

    I like chocolate, give me cake

    Wednesday mornin' wake-n-bake

    Star Jones—Oprah—Ricky lake

    Which is real and which is fake?

    Pick the right one, no mistake

    River—ocean—crater lake

    “White girl: can I touch your hair? Is it fake??”

    Out of order—

    Order steak.

    [ Sample: The Epic Trip]

    [interlude- two friends at a festival//a phone call]

    “Where the fuck are you?”

    “I can't hear you!”

    “Hello?”

    “BRO. Where are you?”

    “I'm by the—WAIT—hello?!”

    “WHAT? ”

    “HELLO?”

    [the call drops]

    “Yo. Where the fuck is she?”

    “I don't know man, probably lost in the sauce...”

    Sample Lost In The jungle//Kendrick Boo Boo



    Friends that say that they “gotchu” and then don't

    Ain't your friends—

    they're enemies

    Keep them close

    Nobody gives a fuck about you—

    Except you—

    Remember that.

    And if you can't remember

    Make a habit of forgetting

    Cause you're just another

    member of society

    With social anxiety

    Your sense of propriety

    Probably shouldn't be

    Anything

    I'd give anything

    Just to take back all my fucks

    Put them in a bucket,

    Throw it over my shoulder

    And wish the world

    “Good fucking luck”

    I'm so done with it

    This is the last chance you get

    So have fun with it

    There's no pleasure, no smiles—

    No love in it

    I'm just driving for miles

    Above the shit






    Transitions- Silent Film/EP

    Kandi moves to a new city from far, far away—and finds herself lost trying to find her own vibe. ❤️

    1. The Bus Song

    2. Pretty Girls (SupaCreeMixx)

    3. DOD (Phoenixx remix)



    “Holy infected fuck!” [thats my vibe right now]




    North Star

    After an EMP attack, an unlikely leader becomes a guide to a group of survivors to find the way northward to Alaska.

    Festival Trip

    Chava Hoffs- A Voluptuous Dark-Skinned Alaska Native-Black Mixed fashionista who (to her disdain) earns a living as a correctional officer in a juvenile detention facility in Arctic Alaska, daydreaming her long nights away and stacking her money, saving up for an escape to someplace warm and sunny. She is bright and quick-witted, but sometimes awkward—truly a ball of energy, whether good or bad.

    Sala Emilio (Stax) A tall, olive skinned hottie from Utah of Native American and Mexican decent who works as head chef in a gourmet Chinese food restaurant—a phenomenally functional alcoholic with a free spirit, questionable morals, good values, a loving heart—and a dry sense of humor. Childhood best friends with Chava,



    I hope you're okay with the character I based off you. I'm not going to copy the story exactly (cause it's a movie, duh) so—I came up with the story that your character runs the kitchen of a classy gourmet 5-Star Chinese restaurant in Utah that has an all-Mexican staff of mostly illegals; my character is a CO at a youth correctional facility in remote Alaska—I felt like those two extremes would play funnier on camera than to replicate our actual situations. I also made them not parents, because I would rather take the whole issue of parenting and raving into a completely separate film idea, I'm thinking of calling it



    Festival Project

    A Film Saga by SupaCree

    Inspired by True Events

    Festival Trip- Two lifelong friends take a two-week-long trip across the country, to attend two major music festivals—one on the west coast (Among Aliens, in California), and one on the east (Ultimate Music Festival)

    The Epic Trip – After breaking up with both her ex-fiance and her best friend, a depressed and anxious Chava decides to take a last-minute trip to another one of her bucket list destinations: The Epic Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada.

    F*ckFest: The Origins (Prequel) 21-year-old Chava Hoffs, a longtime raver and lover of all things dance culture, finally convinces her bar-scene best friend to accompany her to a regional event in her area, ‘F*ckfest', Sala's first ever festival/rave where—to both her and Chava's surprise, she connects with other longtime friends she had no idea were immersed into the culture. Sala, having been “rave-retired” since entering her first serious relationship, becomes overly-excited and branches off on her own, reconnecting with her true self after spending too long in her own shell—she discovers her love for an up-and-coming new artist (‘Shluggy') who magnetizes her with a newly-created sound (‘PukeRock'—a play on “VomitStep”)

    Vibes [Mini Series]- A sequel-in-installments to the shenanigans following F*ckfest, where Chava returns to visit Sala and return to ‘one of her favorite venues', which now hosts

    Festival Trip II- After reconciling, Chava and Sala unite again to journey to uncharted territories—after Chava is invited along as a journalist to cover artists belonging to an up-and-coming record label based in Alaska, she invites Sala as a tag-along, knowing that her “weird hoe-magic” will attract—as always—even more interesting personalities and circumstances than she could dream to on her own.

    Chava Hoffs

    Sala Emillio

    Gunther Ross- The more than interesting circus-act of a plug/one of Sala's romantic interests, who just happens to be in the same place at the same time, once Sala and Chava arrive in California.

    Solomon Dominguez- Chava's “homie-lover-friend”, a DC native transplanted to LA who hustles and bustles the 3-job life to live the California dream—a surprisingly dedicated and loyal friend to Chava, who considers him the “king of fuckboys”—which, is not entirely untrue.

    Johnny McEntire- An eclectic and friendly photographer who stumbles upon Sala during a vulnerable moment—a sweet, humble, and vibrant personality, Chava mostly dismisses him as just another victim of Sala's constantly-inconstant romantic gestures and affiliations.

    Grace Williams (Chava's Super-Christian (but very sweet) Aunt)

    Billy Williams- Chava's very dorky, southern Baptist uncle who can't help but throw in a (praise-jesus)

    Krista DeVaunte- Bride-To-Be—Noah's Fiance

    Noah Williams- Chava's Cousin, the groom to be

    Naomi Williams- Chava's salty Cousin, and freinemy since birth—Noah's younger sister

    Sonny Johnson— Chava's ex-fiance

    Dustin Roberts—Sala's ex-boyfriend

    Juan Manuel Jose Melendez Gutierrez-Rodriguez—Sala's current boyfriend, with whom she lives & works with.

    Running Jokes: Speaking Spanish with a Mandarin-inflenced dialect—speaking/yelling in awful Spanish-soundingMandarin—speaking “Mandarish” or “Spandarin”

    Every time Chava mentions Sonny (her ex), Sala interjects with “Fuck Sonny!”

    Cop Jokes (due to Chava's occupation)

    ACT I- The Wedding Bashers/It's Festival Season

    “Save-The-Date”

    Inciting Incident—Plans to attend a destination wedding that Chava and her lifelong long distance best friend Sala, have been planning for almost a year are abruptly halted when Chava learns via a very eventful facetime call (‘Meet The Williams') that her +1 invitation had apparently only applied to her now-ex-fiance [whom her stuck-up family adored because of his abhorrent Christianity], and that the bride-to-be would not allow Sala to take his place on the guest list—as her vivid memories of Sala from Chava's engagement party are severly grotesque.

    Flashback: Chava + Sonny's engagement party.

    Chava: Yeah dude, they got all, mad-butthurt that I was bringing you instead of Sonny.

    Sala: Fuck Sonny!

    A remote, unnamed city in the Alaskan Arctic Circle. It is severely cold, even visually so.

    Ch

    ACT II- Sunny California

    ACT III- Sunny Florida



    Excerpt- Festival Trip I

    As chava blasts away, Sala and Johnny laugh hysterically

    Sala: Dat ass tho!

    Their laughter fades in the distance as she speeds up, other onlookers also commenting about her ass, as she blows past a group of men in black, she turns a man's head as she catches his attention.

    Man: Daaaaaamn.

    3.31.19

    —Later—

    The same man from earlier looks out the window of his high rise penthouse suite, across from Chava's hotel—and sees Chava levitating—he pauses, looks around, and raises his eyebrows, drunkenly and assumingly otherwise intoxicated in his appearance.

    Man: Daaaaamn.

    Chava is freaking out, remaining motionless as she floats above the bed—she looks out the side of her peripheral, afraid to move—looking up at the ceiling, her eyes widen. She blinks, and takes a deep breath.

    He questions what he is seeing, as he pours himself a drink.

    4.1.2019

    As Chava dances through the crowds, she connects and trades Kandi, moving to the beat with intricate motion and flare—people are loving her (a musical dance number)—from backstage, a man pouts and purses his lips, wondering why she is familiar—he is momentarily lost in thought, as he gazes at her and the crowd.

    Man: (under his breath) Daaamn...

    Lackey: c'mon man, let's get the fuck out of here

    Man: But—

    Lackey: don't worry, you know there's gon' be hoes at the spot.

    Man: ...but look at her viiibe...and that ass tho—damn!

    Lackey: eehhhh. You wanna ass, I got a specific folder in my contacts titled “fat ass” with 300 bitches in it—

    Man: *women*

    Lackey: whatever—look—I could get you an ass twice as fat, on a dime twice as fine—in 10 minutes flat.

    Man: (eyes shining, like domo) but look at her aura...

    Lackey: —I think I got an Aurora in here

    Man: No, like—

    Lackey: (pulling at him) let's *go*, the fuck is you trippin..?

    His eyes won't move away, but he is led by the lackey by his arm, confusededly pouting as he is dragged along.

    Man: Damn.

    He feels like he knows her.

    Cut back to:

    CHAVA'S ENTRY DANCE scene














    ACT 1: Wedding Bashers

    Here we meet Chava Hoffs and Sala Emillio; Two life-long long-distance best friends who love eachother--for the most part--for better or worse.

    Sala (Pinky) and Chala (The Brain) are planning a tropical mexican vacation to a destination wedding Chava's been invited to as an excuse to celebrate Chava's upcoming birthday (held the same weekend as the wedding) in style--However, when Chava's exclusively classist family alerts her that her plus-one invitation only extended to her on-again-off-again fiance and absolutely excludes Sala, they desperately search for another way to escape their mundane and excruciatingly boring circumstances. Chava internet-searches events around her birthday and finds that there are two music festivals within the same week--running the numbers, she concludes that this alternative plan would actually cost less than the original--”so why not?” The young women keep their escapade-to-be a complete secret, disguising all the preliminary details as “wedding planning” They plan to ‘meet in the middle', Los Angeles being centrally located to both their respective homes. They meet at LAX excitedly and reuinte in happy (and drunken) tears.



    ACT 2: Sunny California

    Chava wants to visit old friends and reminisce as a “wannabe tourist” in an all-too-familiar city, which she used to call home--she's built a list of things to do and prepared an itinerary for the week; Sala wants to get riddegy-wrecked sun-up to sundown; Worlds collide as somewhat by-the-book Chava nervously nativages around, typically babysitting Sala and often falling victim to being steered off-course by her shenanigans. Within their first few moments under the California moonlight, Sala's smartphone helps her discover that she has a nearby group of friends--conveniently banded-together by her circus act “master plug”, who is devastatingly in love with her. They spend night one of the first festival tracking him down--Sala finds herself already exhausted by Sala's timing and drunken unsubtlety (“My friend's a COP!”) They finally meet him at the end of the first day, they allow him to tag along--until he becomes almost-suddenly dysfunctionally inebriated and Chava must make a fight-or-flight decision to leave him behind, after he begins drawing attention to their vulnerable crew, and she is approached at random by a mysterious character in a gas station convenience store, where she appears to be the most sober person.

    On day two, after running at top-speed to catch the shuttle, Sala drunkenly makes friends with a group of young people (fresh out of high school), who to Chava are quite “wookish”, but she plays along anyway. However, by the time they exit the shuttle and Chava has finallybecome comfortable being invited into their squad; Chala decides to ditch them--unknowing that they will re-meet later in the night.








    Excerpt- Festival Trip I

    As chava blasts away, Sala and Johnny laugh hysterically

    Sala: Dat ass tho!

    Their laughter fades in the distance as she speeds up, other onlookers also commenting about her ass, as she blows past a group of men in black, she turns a man's head as she catches his attention.

    Man: Daaaaaamn.

    3.31.19

    —Later—

    The same man from earlier looks out the window of his high rise penthouse suite, across from Chava's hotel—and sees Chava levitating—he pauses, looks around, and raises his eyebrows, drunkenly and assumingly otherwise intoxicated in his appearance.

    Man: Daaaaamn.

    Chava is freaking out, remaining motionless as she floats above the bed—she looks out the side of her peripheral, afraid to move—looking up at the ceiling, her eyes widen. She blinks, and takes a deep breath.

    He questions what he is seeing, as he pours himself a drink.

    4.1.2019

    As Chava dances through the crowds, she connects and trades Kandi, moving to the beat with intricate motion and flare—people are loving her (a musical dance number)—from backstage, a man pouts and purses his lips, wondering why she is familiar—he is momentarily lost in thought, as he gazes at her and the crowd.

    Man: (under his breath) Daaamn...

    Lackey: c'mon man, let's get the fuck out of here

    Man: But—

    Lackey: don't worry, you know there's gon' be hoes at the spot.

    Man: ...but look at her viiibe...and that ass tho—damn!

    Lackey: eehhhh. You wanna ass, I got a specific folder in my contacts titled “fat ass” with 300 bitches in it—

    Man: *women*

    Lackey: whatever—look—I could get you an ass twice as fat, on a dime twice as fine—in 10 minutes flat.

    Man: (eyes shining, like domo) but look at her aura...

    Lackey: —I think I got an Aurora in here

    Man: No, like—

    Lackey: (pulling at him) let's *go*, the fuck is you trippin..?

    His eyes won't move away, but he is led by the lackey by his arm, confusededly pouting as he is dragged along.

    Man: Damn.

    He feels like he knows her.

    Cut back to:

    CHAVA'S ENTRY DANCE scene

    Festival Project

    A Film Saga by SupaCree

    Inspired by True Events

    Festival Trip- Two lifelong friends take a two-week-long trip across the country, to attend two major music festivals—one on the west coast (Among Aliens, in California), and one on the east (Ultimate Music Festival)

    The Epic Trip – After breaking up with both her ex-fiance and her best friend, a depressed and anxious Chava decides to take a last-minute trip to another one of her bucket list destinations: The Epic Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada.

    F*ckFest: The Origins (Prequel) 21-year-old Chava Hoffs, a longtime raver and lover of all things dance culture, finally convinces her bar-scene best friend to accompany her to a regional event in her area, ‘F*ckfest', Sala's first ever festival/rave where—to both her and Chava's surprise, she connects with other longtime friends she had no idea were immersed into the culture. Chava, having been “rave-retired” since entering her first serious relationship, becomes overly-excited and branches off on her own, reconnecting with her true self after spending too long in her own shell—she discovers her love for an up-and-coming new artist (‘Shluggy') who magnetizes her with a newly-created sound (‘PukeRock'—a play on “VomitStep”)

    Vibes [Mini Series]- A sequel-in-installments to the shenanigans following F*ckfest, where Chava returns to visit Sala and her friends, to journey back to to ‘one of her favorite venues'—which now hosts V1brati0n—Utah's biggest dance music festival. As all the characters make their way to their favorite sets, separating, grouping-off, and pairing-up along the way—each episode details the story of each one's journey into the festival—and eventually, back to each other as the festival comes to a close.

    Festival Trip II- After reconciling, Chava and Sala unite again to journey to uncharted territories—after Chava is invited along as a journalist to cover artists belonging to an up-and-coming record label based in Alaska, she invites Sala as a tag-along, knowing that her “weird hoe-magic” will attract—as always—even more interesting personalities and circumstances than she could dream to on her own. Yin-and-Yang reunite.

    Chava Hoffs- A Voluptuous Dark-Skinned Alaska Native-Black Mixed fashionista who (to her disdain) earns a living as a correctional officer in a juvenile detention facility in Arctic Alaska, daydreaming her long nights away and stacking her money, saving up for an escape to someplace warm and sunny. She is bright and quick-witted, but sometimes awkward—truly a ball of energy, whether good or bad. (“Chava like Lava—and when she volcano? BOOM.”) Through trial-and-error, she discovers herself on a path of enlightenment—her strong intuition guiding her through trial and tribulation.

    Sala Mae Emilio (Stax) A tall, olive skinned hottie from Utah of Native American and Mexican descent, who works as head chef in a five-star gourmet Chinese food restaurant—a phenomenally functional alcoholic with a free spirit, questionable morals, good values, a loving heart—and a dry sense of humor. Childhood best friends with Chava, she serves as an uncuttable heartstring for Chava throughout the test of time.

    Gunther Ross- The more than interesting circus-act of a plug/one of Sala's romantic interests, who just happens to be in the same place at the same time, once Sala and Chava arrive in California.

    Solomon Dominguez- Chava's “homie-lover-friend”, a DC native transplanted to LA who hustles and bustles the 3-job life to live the California dream—a surprisingly dedicated and loyal friend to Chava, who considers him the “king of fuckboys”—which, is not entirely untrue, being that his life goal is to “become a real Ninja.”

    Johnny McEntire- An eclectic and friendly photographer who stumbles upon Sala during a vulnerable-yet-crucial moment—a sweet, humble, and vibrant personality, Chava mostly dismisses him as just another victim of Sala's constantly-inconstant romantic gestures and affiliations.

    Grace Williams (Chava's Super-Christian (but very sweet) Aunt)

    Billy Williams- Chava's very dorky, super-quirky, southern Baptist uncle who can't help but throw in a “praise-Jesus” or interject with “halleluiah”

    Krista DeVaunte- Bride-To-Be—Noah's Fiance A light-skinned, freckled and green-eyed debutant whose “gingerness is contradictory to her blackness”

    Noah Williams- Chava's Cousin, the groom to be

    Naomi Williams- Chava's salty Cousin, and freinemy since birth—Noah's younger sister

    Sonny Johnson— Chava's ex-fiance

    Dustin Roberts—Sala's ex-boyfriend

    Juan Manuel Jose Melendez Gutierrez-Rodriguez—Sala's current boyfriend, with whom she lives & works with; A Mexican immigrant with ‘grown-ass kids', Juan is a ‘machismo' who prides himself on working hard, and claiming Sala as his young, hot wanna-be step mom.

    Running Jokes: Speaking Spanish with a Mandarin-inflenced dialect—speaking/yelling in awful Spanish-sounding Mandarin—speaking “Mandarish” or “Spandarin”

    Every time Chava mentions Sonny (her ex), Sala interjects with “Fuck Sonny!”

    Cop Jokes (due to Chava's occupation)

    D*ck jokes

    ACT I- The Wedding Bashers/It's Festival Season

    “Save-The-Date”

    Inciting Incident—Plans to attend a destination wedding that Chava and her lifelong long distance best friend Sala, have been planning for almost a year are abruptly halted when Chava learns via a very eventful facetime call (‘Meet The Williams') that her +1 invitation had apparently only applied to her now-ex-fiance [whom her stuck-up family adored because of his abhorrent Christianity], and that the bride-to-be would not allow Sala to take his place on the guest list—as her vivid memories of Sala from Chava's engagement party are severely grotesque.

    Flashback: Chava + Sonny's engagement party.

    Chava: Yeah dude, they got all, mad-butthurt that I was bringing you instead of Sonny.

    Sala: Fuck Sonny!

    A remote, unnamed city in the Alaskan Arctic Circle. It is severely cold, even visually so.

    Ch

    ACT II- Sunny California

    ACT III- Sunny Florida



    Festival Trip Tagline: Two Friends. Two Weeks. Two Festivals—One World.

    The Epic Trip Tagline: Girl, Meet World.

    First Fest (Prequel) Chava is a teenager in a bit of a pickle, whose unlikely plug Christopher B. Dickenson (and coincidentally, best friend) picks her up at random from her lonely dormitory [where she tends to seclude herself] and takes her on a wild adventure to her first underground warehouse event, where she gets her first taste of the “wubs she lubs”—and her first glance of who is sure to become her favorite artist of all time—and later, the King of Dance modern American dance music, Sun(dot)Moon.

    Festival Trip

    List of Fictional DJ's/Character List by Name/Concept

    Favorites:

    Jeff. (Excision)

    Ne(r)d (Dillon Frances) [pronounced NED]

    -Ned Talks (which is I guess an alternate version of Hanzel; Jesus Christ)

    Shluggy (Snails)

    Acid Blaster/LSDemon (LSDream) / BlackOut! (Brillz)

    UNH. (Rusko)

    Devil's Lettuce (Ganja White Night)

    Kalvin Kaine (Carl Cox)

    Tommy Trombone (Timmy Trumpet)

    NOmyGOD (Sullivan King)

    Ms. Stakes (Rezz)

    Ask Alice (Allison Wonderland)

    Sun(dot)Moon (Skrillex)

    CorpseRat (Deadmau5)

    Asian Jesus (Steve Aoki)

    Morty McFlyy (Martin Garrix)

    Voltage (Carnage)

    Abracadabra! (Tiesto)

    CoolWhip (Whipped Cream)

    “, said This Guy. (Said The Sky)

    Tears4Years (illenium)

    -grinlge

    -scratch n sniff

    -feneglers

    -HOWDAREYOU

    -coldsauce

    -benadryl4breakfast

    -That Guy.

    -My Name's Not...

    -Control + Alt + Delete

    -Maybe Later

    -LSDemon

    -STOP.

    -There! Right There.

    -Violent Pineapple

    -Sabrina The Teenaged Bitch

    -SoloHomo

    -5tet

    -BorGeoIs

    -TheNorthHole

    -Read

    -Unread

    -Poo

    -Best Case Scenario

    -Worst Case Scenario

    - I Dunno, Harry

    - Gosh

    - Toby

    - The Why

    - Shoemantics

    - Name Me King

    - The Artist Formerly Known As Prints

    - Crispy Feet

    - ¿

    - Confucius Say

    - Ne(r)d. (Dillon Francis)

    -Jeff (Excision)

    -Jeffest

    -Space Canyon

    -Jeff's Wonderdome

    -Neckbrace for Nancy

    -TrashRat

    -Below&Beneath (Above and Beyond)

    -Leggolas (Armin Van Buren)

    -Tommy Trombone

    -Ask Alice (Allison Wonderland)

    -Ms. Stakes (Rezz)

    -High Stakes

    -BoiToy

    -DrippTipp

    festival names:

    F*ckFest

    GetF*cked

    GoF*ckYourself (GFY)

    IsReal



    ¡Dizzaster!

    FlopTop

    Todayland

    Yesterworld

    Shalaham

    Epic Music Festival

    Ultimate Music Festival

    Atomic Jungle

    Oz

    Never-Everland

    UNH.

    Conch Shella

    Stank.

    Drop The Ball

    Hot Summer

    Life is Decent

    Underground Railroad

    Fuck Fest

    -Get Fucked

    -GFY

    Garden of Eden




    Festival Trip excerpt

    C- yo. I cannot wait to get down to some Acid Blaster.

    S- acid blaster?

    c-ahh yeah, you never heard of acid blaster?

    S- ♀️ nope

    C- fucking lit.

    S-do you have to be on acid?

    C- not a requirement but implicitly preferable.

    S- Hm.

    C- have you seen—

    (They go back and forth—the DJ names get more ridiculous)



    Within the silence of solace and solitude, the Goddess awakens; as she rises from within her chamber, a blackened curse is broken—a new day is born, to let light live.

    Love reigns.

    Be it, a fleeting demon—met in the wandering eye of a man who love could not keep, but would always find—a wish, a wisper; Windblown kisses beneath the neck, and the eye that watches, waits, and knows not yet what lies in the wake of love.

    When I was younger, my mother would always tell me that she wasn't mine—she'd tell me over and over to the point that I would cry; and then she'd laugh, taunting me, and outwardly ask “why would you believe that? Of course I am your mother.” And oh, the joy my tears had often brought her—how my pain, turned pity would make me mourn, the child I never was.

    It's hard to see yourself

    When you become a different body

    All the eyes that look upon you

    Are so haunting

    And something miraculous has happened.

    Because this is is hell

    I can't wait to leave it and I won't take it from myself again—

    But sometimes wish that another would

    So that the weight of the world would let go my soul

    At 11:44,

    A revelation—

    If only patiently I wait,

    The cause and purpose of life

    Will spring upon me;

    As I am here again,

    In the place of which

    The seeds of my dreams were planted and can now become trees;

    Not weeping willows but infinite redwood evergreens.



    Wanting is not needing




    As God Is, I am.



    And one day, this will all be a dream—and when you wake up to the light, you will forget yourself again.

    The longest ego death that ever was,

    “Never was.”

    But we're all culture vultures...

    Aren't we?

    There's some kind of madness

    In the outside world

    A shade of red begins to drift into the music of my

    Contagiousness of carelessness

    Hygiene is an option but

    The sickness of the nation

    Making victims out of men is

    Wondrous

    Peering at tops of pyramids

    Knowing that you built them

    And the “God” that you're addressing is the inside of your soul

    Wholesomeness is fleeting

    People only want attention and

    They'll take away your goodness

    If you let them take your time.

    What of the world's inside our minds

    What of the worlds we've created

    This is a universe all of your own

    Once you find your own center, you've made it.

    In a perfect world, we heal the sadness

    In another time, we all unite

    In another lifetime everyone is happy dancing

    In a perfect world, we see the light

    I sit upon a porcelain throne,

    Body broken

    And as silence fell about

    In the sunken chaotic jungle of treasured beauty,

    I awaited an answer to a question I never asked, but was told to wait for in a silent other language.

    I don't need to make wishes—

    They all come true;

    But when I do,

    I wish for you.




    All my friends were with me that day

    The reason I fast and I pray

    Let's remember the love

    Always take that with you,

    The heavens will forgive you,

    Imperfections are only what make you a human.



    I see everything I need to see,

    End up everywhere I need to be

    Right on time

    Not always, but pretty much always

    All my days wasted playing games,

    All the same

    All my days wasted on fame?

    All the same

    One day I'll be famous

    (And that's what she asked for)

    One day I'll be famous

    (“Be careful what you wish for”)

    I told the child inside of me,

    Don't cry

    (No worries)

    I'm sorry

    (No sorries)



    For everything that I want, will come; And everything that I am—

    Will be.



    We're all not okay—okay?

    You reading me?

    I am.

    Reading you—

    Reading me—

    Reading you.

    Oh—you too?

    You two.

    No, you two.

    Who?

    Not the owl again—

    You should have gone to bed with your friends,

    This is the end again.

    Let's keep keeping secrets

    We're all not okay—okay?

    You reading me?

    I am.

    Reading you—

    Reading me—

    Reading you.

    Oh—you too?

    You two.

    No, you two.

    Who?

    Not the owl again—

    You should have gone to bed with your friends,

    This is the end again.

    Let's keep keeping secrets

    “I'll never repeat this.”

    I never said that.

    “I'll never repeat this.”

    I never said that.





    And none was lost, that day, but some found—I had cried with the child within, and heard the call of my spirit, which could not be forgotten—as she screamed in her fury and wondered her “why am I like this?” And soon she would know, because all again was one.

    And then she said, “how bad will it it be” “not bad,” said I “we have the key.”

    ‘And now I lay me down to sleep...

    I pray the lord my soul to keep—

    If I should die before I wake;

    I pray the lord,

    My soul to take.'



    “I work in the morning”, said I

    “Dumb girl”, said she—and then we laughed together, because we are as one.

    If only I were free to be I, alone, forgotten and at simple, eloquent peace;

    Loneliness is the devil's advocate--but solitude will bring one to certainty, when time is of the only aching ease as and forgiveness is not needed//you can only answer to yourself, and to yourself—the sureness of your being becomes whole I'm certain thought, forward motion—steady gravitation towards things you love.

    Love is an undeniable phenomena/-more so than sound, sight; more than a feeling or knowing, even—it is an essence. It is not only in the heart that love is born, but in the entirety of most—but not all—woman and man. To learn to love is not but a condition of humanity, but a connection to the spirit, soul,—it is part of our purpose and presence to love—a blinding,lay delicate piece of our nature. Love is more than just romance, relations with other—love is an element with which, is a thread woven into the fabric of our being in this reality. Simply stated, in fact—love is a fact.

    Tikun Olam



    For I could not fathom to end my fast, before drifting into and wandering past realms unknown to the sleeping and dead—

    Who walk amongst life as though living wholly,

    Mouths agape and eyes amasked, absorbed in the world of phone.

    Blindfolds hiding a hateful and bloodshot third eye—

    I awake to the sound of a city to which I am anchored in spirit;

    Something awaits at the boardwalk, however, the writer's mind is readily waiting to work,

    Greedily consuming what little, precious time is left

    Of the freedom that lies in the true joy of temporary, blissful and,

    wishfully permanent joblessness.

    323-590-5223

    That was me.

    The original SupaCree

    Beachlife OG.

    Rocket power

    I got the power

    To see.



    Money is power;

    But music is more—

    It vibrates the center

    Awakens the core



    I got debt up to my eyeballs

    I got debt up to my eyeballs

    I got debt up to my eyeballs

    But my eye's wide open

    I got debt up to my eyeballs

    I got debt up to my eyeballs

    I got debt up to my eyeballs

    But my eye's wide open (open)

    Open (x8)



    Follow your signs

    Follow the sun

    Follow your heart

    Follow the one true

    Love yourself

    Love yourself

    Love yourself

    Love yourself

    Bought my mamas pontiac

    Wish it was a Cadillac

    She ask can she have it back

    I said “it don't work like that”

    Matter fact,



    Dadadada

    This is my circle (x8)

    We're on the side with the ocean

    Catch me if you wanna

    Marijuana so sweet in the sea breeze

    Nice green palm trees

    Dragon hawks

    No don't look now

    It's a trap it's a trap

    No don't speak

    They'll attack

    They'll attack

    Wait right here—

    imma be right back

    I was right on time

    Now I'm right on track



    Kill the noise, Dill Francis remix>>Baba O Reily

    Gold (Adventure Club)>>Gold (Stupid Love), excision

    Wait, Adventure Club>>Rock and Roll will take you to the mountain

    Summit (Sun In My Eyes Mix)



    [111]

    Never give up

    Never say—

    “Die, die, die!!”

    You're never alone;

    There's no place like home.

    Mama didn't raise no bitch

    Mama didn't raise no bitch

    Mama didn't raise no snitch

    Mama didn't raise no snitch

    Glitch—Twitch—Switch

    [Sample Sabrina The teenaged witch]




    Never Knew--Acoustic Cover

    Blue Da Ba Di--SupaCreeMixx



    Davies-Davis

    Jon-John-Jon

    Christian-Christian

    Ted-Dave

    Mirror Mirror on the wall

    Who'd expect, things change (x4)

    Sunny-Sonny

    Can you see me?

    Can you hear me?

    That's strange

    Loser-loser

    Crazy-Crazy

    Have you seen

    ‘loose change'? (X8)

    Whose strange?

    [Danger]

    ‘...strange days, have found us...'

    Doors-Doors

    Whores-Bore

    Chores-Chores

    “More! More!”

    ...*break* [mic drop fx]

    “I chimed in with a—“

    “What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

    ‘Navigator Truck—‘

    [wiley coyote music]

    ‘They're after me lucky charms!'

    ‘This is a call to arms' (arms- echo)

    Beyoncé- “Ring the Alarm”

    ‘Charmed, I'm sure...'

    I'm sorry, I'm sorry.



    Energi I

    [Clapping]

    Spoken: Hey!

    I don't need… that energy.

    (Toxic) –Shhhh.

    Beating me up

    Beating me up

    Beating me up.

    Man… (echo, x6)

    Bad energi.

    Bad energi.

    Manic—

    Energi.

    Panic— (echo, x6)

    Energy.

    Planet—

    Energi…

    No Sympathy?

    BadEnergi

    Remember me?

    Das Energi—

    Memories… (echo x6)

    Before—Da SupaCree

    Energi

    Jesus Christ—

    He just takes what he likes

    I was makin it nice…

    And clean again—

    Are we even , then?

    Cause I'm leavin' him—

    On repeat again

    Had my heart and my…

    Had my heart and you

    Broke it

    Broke it

    Broke it

    Broke it

    Had my heart and my…

    Had my heart and you

    Spoke it

    Spoke it

    Spoke it

    Spoke it

    Said I would keep it

    Said I would keep it

    Open

    Open

    Open

    Open

    ……………

    Here's hopin'.

    3nergi II

    Stop givin' me—

    Toxic energi.

    Energi (x3)

    Energi (x3)

    Energi. (x3)

    Don't put the devil into me—

    That's my—

    Enemy.

    Knope

    [Sample: The word “No/Nope x1000]

    No

    Nope

    Get ‘Em

    Manic listening to Vanic

    Pressin' the panic button

    I'm not confusin nothin'—

    I think I'm onto something

    Greaaat—like Tony—

    (The Tiger, not the liar.) [Sample Tony Soprano]

    Would like a pair of pliers…to cut these things off.

    Spoken “She seems off”

    I know it, took my rings off

    Lets. Box. Foxy.

    “I think you just lost me…”

    I lost you at “hello”

    [Sample: Scooby Doo, Daphne: “My Glasses!']

    …and I cannot see without my glasses

    And I can Nazi…

    [Sample: Hitler]

    Oops, you caught me

    OOPS, 4/20.

    That's 3…

    Oops.

    THC for anxiety—

    Cause rules do not apply to me;

    Lied on the application,

    Don't need no medication

    I needed meditation

    Watching precipitation

    No more participation

    I'm insane (echo: sane)

    They lockin me up instead

    Lockin me up in my head;

    Seeing red, feeling dead when I…

    Smell my pillow, smell my bed…

    “That's what she said.”

    G

    Put my shoes to the ground

    Cause you kjnee I worked too hard…

    Found every, sound and I—

    Followed it (Echo x 3)

    Felt that too hard and I—

    Swallowed it (Echo x3)

    Spoken: ‘Wait till tomorrow, bitch.”

    ….think I might be a witch, which—

    Is my “synthesis”…that I could sense this shit comin'…

    {Sample: TV announcer—“…and, comin' up—”]

    No worries, I'm comin up—

    Late cause I got too much on,

    My plate and…

    “Your place is great!”

    But.

    What.

    The.

    Actual.

    Fuck.

    Oh what, like I'd actually—huh?

    …

    Oh What's like I'd actually—what?

    Oh, what—

    Like I'd actually….

    [FUCK.]

    [Sample: Kelly, Shoes—“fuck you!”]







    I'm hungry honey gimme money



    Sample: “people people, please please” raven

    People pleaser

    People, please

    Believe me: this is just a teaser

    I am sitting in your freezer

    I'm the salmon—always eager

    To go back up stream to spawn

    And I'm just going on and on

    Because I'm really on the run

    Raven run

    Having visions

    Therapeutic—

    That's the music

    I see future and I choose it

    If you cheat it, then you lose it

    Fisher—wisher—I'm the swisher

    In your purse; I saw it first

    I saw the earth turn shades of blue

    When I was me

    When I was U.

    I used to have the power, too.

    Now this is just what I can do.

    I don't know what I'm really searching for—

    But I think I want mooree...and that's the answer, that's the key.

    Somethings not right; it might just be me. My whole life of hurting, the world's hurting me. I can't seem to escape this new catastrophe; somethings calling me




    Got me stress eating

    In-n-out of meetings all day

    In-n-out sounds okay

    “No, you're out.”

    Sounds okay

    Okay—

    Are you ok?

    Not like Annie—

    I mean, you can be—

    But that's not really my thing;

    Quick fling for some bling without a diamond ring

    I don't fuck with that

    And you can ask my ex, is we fuckin?

    Nah, I'm over that

    Put me on the guillotine—

    Read between the lines

    I was fuckin doing everything

    Fuckin doing fine

    I was on my grind—

    Didn't have the time for no

    Explaining why the fuck I go and listen to sublime

    I hate the lime-light

    Pay attention to me harder and

    I just might

    Lose it been Losin it since before it was a hit, and I admit—

    I miss the shit I came up on,

    I admit:

    I miss the days where I had fun and

    P.S.- yes I'm the best at passing a test

    Don't need to study the material

    Is really all here—just pay attention

    Attention deficit disorder;

    My auntie a hoarder but I'm borderline everything:

    You feelin me?




    Davies-Davis

    Jon-John-Jon

    Christian-Christian

    Ted-Dave

    Mirror Mirror on the wall

    Who'd expect, things change (x4)

    Sunny-Sonny

    Can you see me?

    Can you hear me?

    That's strange

    Loser-loser

    Crazy-Crazy

    Have you seen

    ‘loose change'? (X8)

    Whose strange?

    [Danger]

    ‘...strange days, have found us...'

    Doors-Doors

    Whores-Bore

    Chores-Chores

    “More! More!”

    ...*break* [mic drop fx]

    “I chimed in with a—“

    “What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

    ‘Navigator Truck—‘

    [wiley coyote music]

    ‘They're after me lucky charms!'

    ‘This is a call to arms' (arms- echo)

    Beyoncé- “Ring the Alarm”

    ‘Charmed, I'm sure...'

    Sample: B2M

    Poison!

    Poison from the inside out—

    Outside-in

    Poison

    Within you

    Boom

    Imma vengaboy

    I zoom past the other boys

    I don't need the bad things

    spoken “actually, I don't need anything from you.”

    Sent back in time

    In your mind

    Joy, I think about you

    I don't like to think about you

    I do not believe in your

    Spirit

    “Just have fun.”

    No, I'm meant to be an artist

    But I used to be the smartest...

    I woke up in our world

    I woke up in our world

    I know I can read a map,

    But

    Trains trains trains

    They all go in two directions and I

    Might

    Get

    Lost (x3)

    The sound of the 88

    (Use Lamarus)

    Bongo drum, pan flute

    Wind rustling through the breeze

    Whispered: I believe in you

    *drop sounds, silence*

    Birds singing

    Sample: Spice girl (echo) so siiick

    Energi I

    [Clapping]

    Spoken: Hey!

    I don't need… that energy.

    (Toxic) –Shhhh.

    Beating me up

    Beating me up

    Beating me up.

    Man… (echo, x6)

    Bad energi.

    Bad energi.

    Manic—

    Energi.

    Panic— (echo, x6)

    Energy.

    Planet—

    Energi…

    No Sympathy?

    BadEnergi

    Remember me?

    Das Energi—

    Memories… (echo x6)

    Before—Da SupaCree

    Energi

    Jesus Christ—

    He just takes what he likes

    I wi was makin it nice…

    And clean again—

    Are we even , then?

    Cause I'm leavin' him—

    On repeat again

    Had my heart and my…

    Had my heart and you

    Broke it

    Broke it

    Broke it

    Broke it

    Had my heart and my…

    Had my heart and you

    Spoke it

    Spoke it

    Spoke it

    Spoke it

    Said I would keep it

    Said I would keep it

    Open

    Open

    Open

    Open

    ……………

    Here's hopin'.

    3nergi II

    Stop givin' me—

    Toxic energi.

    Energi (x3)

    Energi (x3)

    Energi. (x3)

    Don't put the devil into me—

    That's my—

    Enemy.

    Knope

    [Sample: The word “No/Nope x1000]

    No

    Nope

    Get ‘Em

    Manic listening to Vanic

    Pressin' the panic button

    I'm not confusin nothin'—

    I think I'm onto something

    Greaaat—like Tony—

    (The Tiger, not the liar.) [Sample Tony Soprano]

    Would like a pair of pliers…to cut these things off.

    Spoken “She seems off”

    I know it, took my rings off

    Lets. Box. Foxy.

    “I think you just lost me…”

    I lost you at “hello”

    [Sample: Scooby Doo, Daphne: “My Glasses!']

    …and I cannot see without my glasses

    And I can Nazi…

    [Sample: Hitler]

    Oops, you caught me

    OOPS, 4/20.

    That's 3…

    Oops.

    THC for anxiety—

    Cause rules do not apply to me;

    Lied on the application,

    Don't need no medication

    I needed meditation

    Watching precipitation

    No more participation

    I'm insane (echo: sane)

    They lockin me up instead

    Lockin me up in my head;

    Seeing red, feeling dead when I…

    Smell my pillow, smell my bed…

    “That's what she said.”

    G

    Put my shoes to the ground

    Cause you kjnee I worked too hard…

    Found every, sound and I—

    Followed it (Echo x 3)

    Felt that too hard and I—

    Swallowed it (Echo x3)

    Spoken: ‘Wait till tomorrow, bitch.”

    ….think I might be a witch, which—

    Is my “synthesis”…that I could sense this shit comin'…

    {Sample: TV announcer—“…and, comin' up—”]

    No worries, I'm comin up—

    Late cause I got too much on,

    My plate and…

    “Your place is great!”

    But.

    What.

    The.

    Actual.

    Fuck.

    Oh what, like I'd actually—huh?

    …

    Oh What's like I'd actually—what?

    Oh, what—

    Like I'd actually….

    [FUCK.]

    [Sample: Kelly, Shoes—“fuck you!”]

    SOUNDS

    [Police Say] *Whoop-Whoop!*

    [Ravers Say] *Whoop-Whoop!*

    [Roadrunner Say] *Meep-meep*

    Honk/Beep

    Doors opening/shutting

    Car doors unlocking/opening/shutting

    Jail Doors *buzzer/lockdown lock*

    Cigarette being lit

    Lighter flicks

    Bong Rips

    Tips/Change dropping/Money being counted

    Clipping Hair

    Bubbles

    Gravel—walking, running, tires

    Raindrops falling; Tin Roof, ground (dirt, pavement, gravel), Rain storms (Temparate Rainforest, Jungle Rainforest, Desert Storms)

    Motor purring

    Dryer running

    Joggers

    Electric scooters/Segways

    Bass; Wobbeles, Wubs, Rumbles

    Heartbeats; Fetal heartbeats, elevated heartbeats, palpitations

    Water Rushing; Oceans, Rivers, lakes, resovoirs, rain gutters, pond sounds, swamp sounds

    Triangle, Wood block, Xylophone

    Flutes—Traditional native, aboriginal, classical

    Clacking Fans

    Whistles

    iPhone Sounds

    Airplanes

    Mickey Mouse Clubhousde

    Bird Sounds—Sparrows, Hawks, Eagles, Robins, Ravens, Crows—Ducks, Geese (Hissing)

    Moose Bellow

    Car Alarms

    Grinding

    Squeaking/Creaking (Door Hinges, Floorboards)

    Garage Doors

    Vomiting

    Soda Cans

    Water Bottles Being Crushed

    Fish Jumping Upstream

    Cold Wind (whistling, howling)

    Tent Sounds

    Scarlet Johansen

    Laughter; Joyful, hysterical,playful—taunting, nervous, fake

    Construction/Building Equipment—Chainsaws, Jackhammers

    Tapping Rings Jan & Andy)

    Spoons of glass

    Ice Sounds; Breaking, pouring(on ground, into glass/jug)

    Scrubbing

    Tapping Steel

    Pens Clicking

    Ignitions (Crs, Rockets)

    Idle EnglinesRadio Rounds

    Squeaky Toys

    Bottle Caps (Plastic + Glass)

    Can Crushing

    Soda Streat

    “Aw”

    SAMPLES/QUOTES

    Spongebob Squarepants; ‘Ay ay, Captain!'

    The Shield; “Anything But A Subaru…”

    Bearr's Voice

    “What the fuck, Matt Damon!” (Me, watching interstellar)

    Rick And Morty; “haha, my sister died in the spaghetti”. “…I wanna eat ice cream… (monologue)”, Fart Episode, “Aww Geez”, Pickle Rick Episode

    Annie's Voice; “Hey Dude”

    Yoda Quotes

    I love lucy “Vitavitavegimin”

    Shrek; “And in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!'

    Nurse Jackie

    Sons of Anarchy; Damon King, Gemma Teller

    Married…With Children

    Back To The Future

    21 Jumpstreet

    All That

    The Amanda Show

    Rugrats

    In The Heights

    Legally Blonde

    RENT

    Hairspray

    The Last 5 Years

    Tlingit Songs/Pow-Wows

    African Music/Cultural Songs

    Mormon Tabernacle Choir

    “Put an Egg On it” (me, quoting bass canyon signage)

    Pokemon; “Pikachu, I choose you!”

    OLDSTEP

    Sun King/Here Comes The Sun (The Beatles, Love) –(SupaCreemix)

    I Got You Babe (Sonny & Cher) [SupaCreeMix]

    Love Shack [SupaCreeMix]

    Los Paranoias (SupaCreeMix)

    The Psycho's Path

    Lucky charms,

    Code of arms

    Car alarms, and Hershey's bars;

    Hershey's kisses, not your missus

    But I'll miss this…

    Bliss.

    Kiss me underneath the stars,

    I'm floating on my way to mars

    I'm counting all the passing cars

    (1, 2, 6—8)

    What did you hallucinate?

    Disintegrate me.

    Imitate me.

    People

    [Sample: That's So Raven; “People-people, please, please!!!”

    Work

    Sensory Overload

    FuckIt

    Recycled

    Culture Shock [Sample: My Generation, The Who]

    Back Up [Sample classic]

    If I Was A Boy (Beyonce) [Dupstep Remix, SupaCreeMix]

    Before He Cheats (Carrie Underwood) [SupaCreeMix]

    Cosmic Gate. Call To Arms [SupaCreeMix]

    Vroom

    [Sample: Ignitions—Old Mustang, New Mustang]

    This Is my ignition

    Don't need no permission

    This is my admission:

    I was there, you missed it.

    Attention

    Attention

    Attention

    Right—Lets's switch them.

    Expert, Attention—

    Ascension. (Whispered: Ascension)

    Alright—I'm listenin'

    Ex (pect) (Echo x8)

    Re (spect) (Echo x8)

    Givin it back (x8)

    It's a wreck.

    [Sample] ” In a wreck? Need A Check?”

    ALBUMS/EPS

    Turn3r Str33t

    -South Side

    NSC (Not SupaCree)

    M13P (MI Audition Tape)

    The Gorge [Part I/Part II (“Ous”)]



    Unsteady- X Ambassadors, remix

    [more heartbeat]

    Everybody got preferences,

    Don't need to be checking my references

    You say that I'm hella exotic

    I say that your energy's toxic

    Bad mind be robotic

    I'm not sick—I'm not shit

    It's obvious: you're oblivious

    And she's envious of my

    (shhhh)

    Why?

    Acid anxiety

    Too much acid inside of me

    Yeah I brought a variety

    Cause I'm sick of society

    And I'm sick of em eyin me

    Got sick of em spyin me

    Got my eye on the prize homie

    I'm single, and not lonely



    Heal Everybody [Cover/Mix]

    Alive with the glory of love Beatles style cover

    People are strange Xylophone cover + video



    “OK”

    Sample: Smooth Criminal

    “(Annie) are you ok?”

    Are you ok?

    Are you ok?

    Are you ok?

    Ok, ok!

    Spoken word sample: furry wall, get him to the Greek

    My name is...and my name is Skrillex remix/mashup



    Got that nesquick

    Nice lips

    Have her body supa thick

    Have her body supa fit

    Sick sick outfit

    She ain't like them other bitches

    Representin single women

    Never ask for your opinion—

    Psycho

    She seem really nice, tho

    Never took a bite though

    Thinking I just just might tho




    I am that girl with the Armani sunglasses

    I am that girl with the Armani sunglasses

    I am that girl who will write notes in her classes

    I am that girl who will talk first and ask lastest

    I am that girl

    I am that girl

    I am that girl

    *swift* [whispered]

    In transitions wearing transitions lenses

    Starting to look good

    Look mad decent

    Went through some shit that was,

    Mad recent

    I gotta thank my exes tho

    They the reason

    I'm on some new shit now

    It's SupaCree Season



    Big brother

    Don't bother

    Revolving Door

    Military Trained

    Head Honcho

    Repression

    Depression

    Oppression

    Obsession

    Sickness

    Health

    Poorer & Poorer

    Cracker Jack Box

    Ted/Dave

    38 Days/48 Daze

    Purple Raïnn

    “Just Kill Yourself, Already”

    Christ/Not a goddess

    ^

    NSC

    SpongeRob



    Queue

    I'm done- with you.

    I have a queue-of dudes;

    Ready for you...and you.

    (Oops)



    You get better and better with time

    Better and better like wine

    ‘Better and better'—it's fine;

    I'm losing my mind.

    I'm losing my mind.




    Eliza Thornberry

    Is this over yet?

    Shut up, dog.

    Is it over yet?

    Shut up, hog.

    Is it over yet?

    Shut up bitch.

    Is it over yet?

    Shut up snitch.

    [repeat]




    Trippin' on Shoes

    I need shoes...

    Like I need you.

    Like I need blue,

    Like I need glue—

    Gone, how about a show?

    You didn't think I'd know?

    I know.

    Don't know where to go,

    Don't know who to [show]

    It's almost winter.

    Thought I was the winner—

    Really just a sinner,

    It's not winter, I just entered...

    Hell.

    And I'm trippin on

    Shoes

    Shoes

    Shoes

    Shoes

    Shoes

    Shoes

    Shoes

    And I'm trippin on



    Remix- James brown- this is a man's world

    Bob Loblaw

    We're all above the law

    If we learn to love the law

    We're all above the law

    If we learn to love the law

    We're all above the law

    If we love to learn the law

    We're all above the law

    This is the final flaw

    Blah blah blah

    Bob Loblaw

    Caw-Caw-Caw

    Arkansas

    I just landed

    I just planted

    I'm this planet

    (Naw-Naw)

    That would be the curtain call

    That would be the final flaw

    Love the law

    Love the law

    We all live above the law

    What I heard—what I saw—

    There is no God.

    (HA!)

    Just another ghosts

    I ain't gonna cry about it

    I'm not gonna boast

    I'm not gonna cry about it

    (Pshhh. Burnt toast)

    I ain't gonna lie about it

    Almost

    Not even gonna try about it

    So close

    I ain't gonna cry about it

    I ain't gonna cry about it

    Patience.



    I'm not takin medication

    “Hola”

    You think I'm fakin—

    I'm just makin money,

    Honey

    Fuck a blue eyed snow bunny

    It ain't funny

    The reason I'm sneezin isn't the season

    I'm not pleasin nobody,

    Got no reason for nobody

    I'm not looking for no-body

    No hottie

    That's not me

    I like variety

    But society tells me

    They got an eye on me

    And my psychiatrist understands

    Social anxiety

    But he ain't supplying me

    With what I need

    Cause man's greed says

    Money will help you succeed

    And that's America

    Hell yeah im aware of ya

    Hell yeah I be scarin ya

    And I don't give a fuck about your code

    I'm too old for

    Apple pie ala mode

    I don't want it

    Whatever it is

    Get out of my biz, Liz

    I miss the Lizzard man—

    That's what this is

    And that's my business

    Be my witness: I don't get this shit

    I'll rip this shit into pieces

    Can't eat reces

    Cause I'm trying to look decent

    “Don't repeat this”

    I haven't

    I'm just planning

    My escape

    That's fate.



    Ello Govnah!

    “You already call me ‘The Gov'...” (8)

    They already call you The Dove

    I already call you “my love”

    I'm so tired

    Trippin' (Shorts)

    Energi -di

    Solid.

    Waste.

    Solid.

    Tasty.

    Solid—

    You can't make me buy this shit;

    Living it. (Living it)

    Are you believing it yet?

    *

    *

    *

    Bet.

    (‘Oh—you betcha!')

    *

    *

    *

    Wet.

    *

    *

    *

    “Threaten me again, see what happens—“

    What Happened—eh?

    What did you...say?

    You know where I stay?

    Don't play. I'll kill ya.

    A killa—no reallah,

    Protecting his Skrilla

    A deal breaka yeah-yeah

    Bad man he ‘haha'

    No laughter

    No slaughter

    Bitch:

    “I am your daughter” (mono)

    “androgyny” (deep voice)

    Nobody likes Cree:

    I thought it might be...

    My energy—trying not to look

    Thought you were a 10

    Thought you could depend on me?

    Depends

    How it spends

    Too much time finding

    Blurred lines




    Malcom (RIP)

    That was a crazy day

    In LA

    When you went a way

    Not your everyday listener—

    But I give you praise,

    And thanks;

    It takes a lot to be a human

    All this gloom, and doom and,

    Sometimes boomin ain't enough

    It's tuff out here, people go it rough

    These days,

    This kids all up in their business

    And when you're in the business—

    The world is your witness—-get this

    They study your wealth, your fashion, your fitness...

    Do you get this equation?

    Me either; now either we're too old, retarded, or neither—

    Every teacher's a preacher for either

    His passion, or her pocket

    It's not rocket science,

    It's common core—

    And it's a horror they have access to

    Soft core and gore

    From age 3;

    Technological catastrophe

    Disastardly wasting space

    As we race towards a race war—

    I'm just trying to rave more

    It's hardcore, but it's never boring

    I'm ignoring these morons,

    They got me snoring in here,

    It's pouring in here—

    And the Northern Lights don't look right under too much light

    Got me gazing in the night

    Like I might find my flight

    Honestly I'm just looking for anything

    But a fight—am I right?



    It's Been Ten [Years]

    Been on you since way back when

    Before Ben 10

    More like Rin-tin-tin,

    Or the tin man

    Take me down that road again

    I'll ease down it

    Don't doubt it—

    Take me home again.

    And if it wasn't for you

    Woulda lost day 2

    I'm so confused and just using

    Ü as a tool,

    That was my other breaking point

    Cause I already boiled over

    It was over—I was sober when he was throwing elbows;

    Oh you felt those—pulses—

    Those were my—impulses—

    Speaking, leaking into dreams I wasn't dreaming, you were scheming and it haunts me

    How many—I could count 3 of your friends round the bends of my tent,

    Can't take a hint, but the bad came and went when the Good vibes—

    Those good guys

    Reminded me of my world

    And in my world...

    Everything is like a fairytale

    But my fairy tail is caught between my legs—

    Like the plague of someone's fingertips had me amazed;

    Strange, yes...

    What a strange blessing—we're estranged but I remember cutie pie's eyes, cause those were the days—

    No “rage”, really, just space-aged waves of sound surrounding us and Bass come through the ground

    I found myself there

    Ain't no hoodrat

    But I'm a hoodrat

    Play a good brat

    But if you sat me down I

    Got the capacity

    And tenacity to rap about it

    I ain't proud about it

    But ain't never doubted it, either

    I'm either

    Reptilian or Alien



    Project 93



    Bee. Odd.

    And molly

    Mahammed Ali

    Got me

    Dodging

    The odd bee

    Live Nation

    Don't know if I was delirious...

    Or if you were serious—

    But I'm curious, and have trust issues so...

    I gotta know:

    Did I blow this whole thing out of proportion?

    Of course, then:

    Take a pass, have a laugh

    It's just added to the list

    Of things I'm pissed off about

    Mad anxiety

    Cause I like skinny

    I like light-skinned he's-and-she's

    And especially blondes—

    Come on, man; if you let me love you, I can—I'd take anybody's hand and show them the promise land,

    If they want to see

    And honestly, I'm picky

    My tastes are confusing and I'm losing hope

    Born in the wrong body—I cannot be this black—it's a straight up attack on how much I lack—in culture.

    Not a vulture, but not exactly a dove;

    I just love peace signs and peace finds you, wherever you let it

    I find it with paper-to-pen

    Now-and-again,

    Then again I find

    I have a one-track-mind

    Writing in rhymes is fine—

    Till you lose respect;

    I'm Dr. Suess with a noose around his neck

    Living paycheck to paycheck—

    I regret to inform you I can't preform in this reformed prison cell.

    If this is prison—well, Hell—

    Pin me up in a cell so I can tell all my friends

    “Hey, I'm just like you!”

    “We don't like you—you wear blue.”

    “You could too—if you do what you're supposed to.”

    And I'm supposed to be somebody with authority, but horribly I think about what whores would be without the men who made them...

    HoStep- vogue music + brostep

    ShowStep- Broadway/Showtumes+ Dubstep



    Sorry sorry,

    I worry-worry

    No one will love me

    Like I love the world.

    And I do know you—

    But I do owe you an apology...

    Technology...is too much for me

    Wiki is the key, and I won't look 3 times.

    You know who you are;

    You set the bar too high.

    Now it's too late

    Another obsession—

    I'm just a mental case.

    Sorry honey. You looked at me funny...

    And I fell apart. That was the start

    Of another broken heart

    MI3P [The Audition Tape]

    Album Art: Roadrunner + Wiley Coyote frozen solid under the northern lights, white rabbit coming out of an ice fishing hole.

    Acoustically covered EDM



    Ease My Mind, Will You?

    Was listening to ‘Ease My Mind'

    When robin williams died

    Cant lie I've thought about it

    Like, every time

    It's obvious

    I didn't want to see the synthesis

    But this is it

    Can't be stuck with people who express this shit out loud

    I'm not proud—that's just kind of how it is

    I'm a Loser

    Okay—

    I never win shit

    And I can't spin shit

    Brian

    Bro.

    You're about 100 years old:

    And I had that job before you did.

    Oh—you pooted?

    How rude, dude.

    I don't give a fuck what you do, dude

    Keep abusing your body—

    I'll keep abusing this power

    Every hour

    I become something new...

    And you?

    You're dying, man.

    Your whole generation can

    Suck a fat dick

    Fantastic—

    Let's agree to disagree

    You be you, and I'll be me

    It's 50 cents

    I'll pay my rent some other way

    I only came to work today

    To write and play.

    Priest

    Not suicidal

    Fuck an idol

    Music is like my bible

    I'm liable to read it to you,

    Judas.

    Trippin'

    Album: NSC (Not Supa Cree)

    Skit:

    Bunny & Hunny are a mirror image of each other, but about 30 years apart in age. They argue briefly in the hallway, Hunny (the younger) stomping away dramatically

    Hunny: That fuckin shit's no fair!!

    Bunny: Life's not fair, sweetheart—or else none of us would be here.

    Donna [Not Supa Cree]





    Trippin on shorts—

    shorts?

    Shorts

    They was trippin on shorts

    What?

    Shorts



    ...and I was trippin of

    Course (x5)

    ....cause they was trippin on

    Shorts.



    Smoke & Rain

    Purple mountains

    Burning fire

    Red sun

    Lights & lazers

    Celebration

    Never ending

    Have fun

    DEBBIE. (I'm 7)

    1. I like eggs (the Amanda show)

    2. I need shoes (married with children)

    3. “I want that!”-baby Cree

    Tired

    I'm so Tired

    I'm so Tired

    I'm so Hungry

    I'm so Bloated

    I'm so Sorry

    I'm so Stupid



    Tripp

    Trippin (Shorts)

    Trippin on Shirts

    Trippin on Pants

    Trippin on Shoes

    “I Love Your Outfit”



    Turn3r Str33t

    South Side




    The Lonely Eskimo Raver (Pixel pro, rave gear,sitting at the entrance of an igloo...Alaska flag, supa cree flag #fucksnow



    4 LAW

    SPïRIIIT

    COCOA

    EMP

    NoTing

    Oh no,

    Money no-ting

    No diamond ring, no-ting

    Not-a-thing

    Phone don't ring

    Don't mean no-ting

    Just denoting

    Don't need bling-bling.

    No money

    Not a ting, not a ting

    No money

    Not a ting, not a ting

    No money

    Not a ting, not a ting

    You a pretty thing

    Whatcha mean

    Pretty-ting-ting

    Ching-Ching-Ching

    Not a ting, not a ting

    Read iChing

    Real book, not a ting

    Sing-sing-sing

    Not a ting not a ting

    Not a ting

    Not a ting

    Not a ting

    Not a ting

    The Palladium

    It just is what it is.

    It is just (is) what it is

    What is this

    What is this

    Imma make this shit my biz

    Call me Liz call me Liz

    I don't need no fuxkin thizz

    I don't need you watch me

    (//)

    I don't need no baby sitter

    I just cover face with glitter—biiich—

    Cause this is who I is

    “Her?”

    Easy come, easy go

    Easy come (come) easy go

    What is this? I don't know

    I just wanna see the show

    On the bus (bus), I will go

    Write and flow

    Color code—switch

    I don't need that bitch

    She a snitch and she do snow

    “So?”

    (Whoop whoops—Fan Clacks)

    Wall-E: Whoa.

    You win some, you lose some

    You win some you lose some

    You win some you lose some—

    I'm not drinking booze, hun

    You win some you lose some—

    You win some, you lose some—

    You win some—

    Look:

    At least it was sunny.

    (...///..././.-...///././..)

    You win some, you lose some

    You win some, you lose some

    Trust me, this is fun

    You win some, you lose some

    You win some, you lose some

    Trust me, we're not done

    (We're just getting started!)

    “Keep your head up.”

    (.-././/././.——././.—./)

    Easy come, easy go

    Where he at?

    I don't know.

    I just show up to this show

    Do my thang

    Then go home.

    “I like to move it move it—“





    ¿Quien que cuando donde porque?

    Kandi Kidd

    I'm a guru

    I'm a sage

    Every time I turn the page

    I'm a different personality

    I guess that's just my age

    Never made a living wage

    Never lived outside a cage

    Never get respected and that's

    Cause I like to rage

    “WHAT?!”

    I'm a Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Let's trade

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Let's get faded

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    PLURRR

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    (Fan clack x2)

    Once I went to a show

    Didn't see know one one i know

    But I knew just where to go

    (Front and center, do not enter)

    Throwing elbows breaking necks

    All the children getting wrecked

    PLU but no Respect

    (It was almost turning winter)

    So I went back to my tent

    Shooting stars were heaven sent

    Knew I couldn't pay my rent

    But I had tickets to event

    I went hungry I was lonely

    I was tired, I was only

    Wearing T-shirt, I'm no phony

    “All these catty girls can blow me”

    [Clip]

    Then I almost fell asleep

    And this secret I should keep

    Cause I haven't said a peep

    (I should probably keep it to myself)

    Then I heard a strange sound

    I heard footsteps on the ground

    Next thing you know I was surrounded

    (Shit fucked Up my mental health)

    Dancing shadows cutting shapes

    Should have filmed it, made a tape

    But there was really no escape... what happened next was mental rape (echo)

    Spoken (man's voice): Yo, what the fuck is this shit?

    Me: What?

    Man: This fuck shit—“dancing shadows...?” “Getting raped?”

    Me: mental rape

    Man: the fuck.

    Me: look, okay—this one time—

    Man: nobody gives a flying fuck. People want to dance. People want to have fun, this sounds depressing as shit.

    Me: ...it was fun and depressing—

    Man: cut that shit out, keep it positive.

    Sample: (playing on phone) keep it positive, legally blonde

    Man: ...are you serious?

    ...

    I'm a Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Let's trade

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Let's get faded

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    Kandi kid

    PLUR

    Kandi Kid

    Kandi kid

    (Fan clack x4)



    FOoD iS dRuGs :'(

    McDonalds

    (Drugs)

    Pizza Hut

    (DRuGs)

    The Colonel

    (DRuGs)

    It's internal

    (DRuGs)

    Captain Crunch

    (DRuGs)

    Wings for brunch

    (DRuGs)

    Go to sleep

    (DRuGs)

    Then wake up

    (DRuGs)

    “The best part of waking up, is—“

    (DRuGs)

    Uh- America

    Uh- they're scared of us

    Uh- In god we trust

    (DRuGs)

    Uh- Currency

    Uh- urgency

    (One day delivery)

    Uh-I pledge allegiance

    To the to the to the to the

    (DRuGs)

    Keep the secret

    Keep the secret

    Keep the secret

    (Let's go eat)

    Keep the secret

    Keep the secret

    Keep the secret

    (/./)

    Keep the secret

    Keep the secret

    Keep the secret

    “I'm sorry, but you have cancer”



    Everybody on this plane wake the fuck up

    Intro

    Everybody on this [plane] wake the fuck up

    Fuck up (1/32)

    [Sample: Flight attendant monologue.]

    Spoken: You are now entering the multiverse: Welcome to the realm of possibility.

    Music video idea

    Time-elapse of a stationary trash can—at the end, is a person just staring into the camera.



    Cop car light show; whoop woops.



    [The Sound of the] 88



    ...Oh, what's up?

    (Now it's weird)

    What is that?

    Woah.

    What?

    Who?

    Okay.

    Okay.

    Okay.

    BRO.

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?

    BRUH.

    ‘Oh hey!'

    Red lips lie but I wear pink

    My shit still stink

    But I eat organic

    Mom wear mink

    But I love this planet

    Dance to the moonlight

    I go manic

    I see red and then I panic

    Like— attack attack

    You don't have my back, go back

    Likeness is what you attract

    So finish cleaning up your act

    Fake it till you make it

    If you're flaky I can't take it

    I like dancing when I'm naked

    (And I'm by myself, you guessed it)

    All my love I can't express

    But I keep it in my chest

    Shut it off I need some rest

    (Testing—(. . .))

    I can feel it in my chest

    If you ask if I'm the best

    I'll say “no” I need a nest egg

    I don't drink much but I would keg

    I would ask but I would not beg

    I can dance—

    but I hate my—

    (Wait—What was I saying?)

    Get back to where you once belong

    Granny panties never thongs

    You called me ho but you were wrong

    My best friend is, but we get a long maybe that's where I went wrong

    Why I'm writing all these songs

    Same shit, different day

    Betrayal never fades away

    [Sample: Festival Trip—scene where Chava finds Solomon in bed with Sala]

    Got some bags under my eyes,

    But I'm feeling fine.

    Apparently, I'm on a mission—and the choice wasn't mine

    But I've been listening,

    Looks like it's the place and the time

    To get it right.

    Cause I've been listenin

    In on this signal they're sendin me

    Killin me

    And grillin me

    About who I'm supposed to be,

    So hopefully—I make it,

    I'll take it as a compliment from now on, and from now on—I'll put this crown on, and drown on,

    In the divinity giving me humanity;

    The capacity to be just me.

    Who I'm supposed to be,

    Is maybe SupaCree—

    Eventually, evidently I may be what it takes to be

    part of Democracy

    And be the change I wish to see

    Acurately...eventually, maybe

    But for now I'm focusing on me:

    The Cree of things.

    People are speaking; I'm listening

    And everything makes sense so far—just another scar on my heart, and not my arm.

    Intention to harm is far from my mind—Self-destruction or re-construction; to which, I am blind.

    It feels fake to me—drip dropping hints into a lake to me—playfully playing back the feeds of things The Cloud had sprouted just from seeds?

    Experimental mental challenges designed to find the ones with minds seeking the more divine; It's more than fine if these voices are really mine, it's all the time. It's all a game, it's all in my mind.

    I just have to accept this is my life,

    I'm the ‘crazy ex wife'

    With a life that reflects-

    My constant struggle and strife—

    These bags on my eyes,

    Are heavier than

    Living this life.

    Aight?



    <>remember me><‘remember me?'

    It's a bird

    It's a plane

    It's a bird

    It's a plane

    It's a bird

    It's a plane

    It's a bird

    It's a plane

    It's—

    Look—/ /

    ‘Look around you—what do you see (echo)'

    C

    C

    C

    C

    Sea

    Sea

    Sea

    Sea

    See

    See

    See

    See

    ><‘easy as life, aida'



    >

    Write more

    Dance more

    Sing more

    Do more

    <>more




    Cree Hotch



    Wed, Oct 9, 10:49 AM





    to me



    50 Shades of Blue

    Blue Da Ba Di [SupaCreemix]

    ‘Bloo-bloo-bloo—‘

    Cree Dahavalynn

    Spoken:

    “...and one day maybe, I'll have the honor of shaking your hand, looking you in the eye and pretending like I never wanted to fuck your brains out.”



    Got me stress eating

    In-n-out of meetings all day

    In-n-out sounds okay

    “No, you're out.”

    Sounds okay

    Okay—

    Are you ok?

    Not like Annie—

    I mean, you can be—

    But that's not really my thing;

    Quick fling for some bling without a diamond ring

    I don't fuck with that

    And you can ask my ex, is we fuckin?

    Nah, I'm over that

    Put me on the guillotine—

    Read between the lines

    I was fuckin doing everything

    Fuckin doing fine

    I was on my grind—

    Didn't have the time for no

    Explaining why the fuck I go and listen to sublime

    I hate the lime-light

    Pay attention to me harder and

    I just might

    Lose it been Losin it since before it was a hit, and I admit—

    I miss the shit I came up on,

    I admit:

    I miss the days where I had fun and

    P.S.- yes I'm the best at passing a test

    Don't need to study the material

    Is really all here—just pay attention

    Attention deficit disorder;

    My auntie a hoarder but I'm borderline everything:

    You feelin me?



    Insta makes me brain hurt

    And waiting makes the game worse

    I'm sleeping in the same hearse

    I was cursed first, then the sun burst

    Fill my cup with coffee

    And barely be getting buzzes

    I always be missing busses,

    I always have trust issues

    Just trying to adjust issues

    supposed to buy some new shoes

    Give me an offer I can't refuse

    Give me a bottle I can reuse

    Give me a man who cannot abuse

    Beating me up and leaving me confused

    Yes I still remember last issues




    Take me to the Grammys

    I wanna meet the family

    I'm tryna keep it classy

    But the world is pretty trashy

    My license is a class C

    I'm average as I can be

    I want the presidency, so

    Somebody educate me

    I'm late for my train

    Plain Jane, plain insane

    Look up, I see a plane

    I eat weight and then I gain it

    Clarissa, I can't explain it

    I wax it and then I wane it

    Phone Home like I'm Little Wayne, bitch

    I say ‘bitch' but then I hate it

    I hate bread but then I ate it

    I love cheese and so I grate it

    I love food and so I plate it

    Love DRuGs I love getting faded

    But lately the world is jaded

    So

    (Sung, nah-nah)

    I stay sober—found a four leaf clover

    Frozen in October

    Alaska getting colder

    When they say it's over,

    I linger,

    Get closer

    I need more exposure

    Cause I am getting older

    This instagram is closure

    No selfies and no posers

    Close your—mouth please

    Lose your spouse please

    Because he took your house keys

    (Choking sounds, gasping for air)

    I need fucking therapy—

    A doctor who won't lock me up

    A friend who won't block me out for keeping up with my fitness

    Do you get this?

    No. You don't know.

    Nobody really understands my self destruction plan

    But I don't really ‘need' a man,

    Because I wrote

    “I am”

    And,

    “And.”

    And—this is my Land

    ‘This is our world

    This is our sand' (box)

    Thinking about getting dread

    Locks

    I don't need headphones I need

    Aux—

    ‘I want to hold your hand'

    Awwwwsss—

    Walks on the beach

    I am a beached whale

    I am a teacher

    I'm gonna set sail

    Build me a church and steeple and steal from the people

    So tax free so evil

    Evil knieval midevil




    I was trippin on shirts

    Avoiding them flirts, the worst

    Laying me down in a hearse

    I never rehearse

    Live my whole life in reverse—

    I'm Benjamin button

    It hurts-hurts

    The world is George Lucas's first,

    Work

    From something to nothin,

    It works, church

    From First and to Last

    Every verse, verse

    Somebody come help break this

    Curse curse

    Demons in my universe—verse

    Remember you asked who came first—first

    (Two times?)

    ...it was the egg.

    Go break a leg.

    I don't have to beg

    I'm going to Vegas.

    Bitch I'm gonna be famous

    Bitch I'm already A-List

    Bitch I'm friends with the greatest

    Sun and the Moon and the stars were my latest design

    ‘Bitch you look fine'

    I promise, I'm not

    Promises, promises

    Thought I forgot

    Hacked

    Maybe because I'm black

    Maybe because they thought I'd attack

    Maybe cause I'm stacked with knowledge—I acknowledge I wanna go back to college to polish it

    I don't know what to call this shit;

    Trying to be an activist but I legit don't have the time or a spare fucking dime

    Bus lines wasting my time

    Wrote the bus song on my own vibe

    I don't write songs all of the time,

    But when I do, I use blue and my

    ‘Do' frame of miiind.

    Gotta find the right sound pack

    Gotta get a new backpack

    Gotta be myself, that's whack

    I can't go back

    I can't take that

    Can't fake facts: I've been hacked

    For no reason, that's stupid

    I left right on time

    Apple reads minds now,

    Google makes plans now

    I hope google plans how to explain how they made me insane picking at my brain—

    Need my phone to get by,

    Need my GPS or I digress, I'll leave my fucking phone at home—

    Cause I can find north, of course—-

    West is the beach and this beached whale sprouted legs and they can

    Walk for miles and miles

    It might be awhile to apply my airline miles,

    But I got different styles or writing

    I'm sick of fighting with myself—

    Pull the trigger already

    “No, you've already written too much about such and such, so—that would expose those who only hope you turn up your nose and, put a gun down your throat”

    Oh.

    Started working on my suicide note,

    And I wrote about how, now, I can't even go around without the sound of the 3 people dragging me down in my stupid

    Little

    Head.



    Ū Mad

    ...why you mad?

    Hurt that bad?

    Nah man, U not my dad

    You not my boss

    U just mad

    U had me at “tell you what.”



    When worlds collide

    “Choclaaaate!!!”



    Got an hour and a half in Hollywood land

    Night didn't go as smoothly as I planned

    Don't need a man,

    I have it

    Don't need it man,

    Can't stand it,

    Can't even stand this planet

    I'm just gonna dance, bitch

    Dance bitch

    Dance bitch

    Dance (x3)—switch

    life in LALA land is

    Lalala-Land of the lost,

    Lost Lands;

    Everything costs

    Everyone wants to get lost in the sauce

    Everyone, everyone wanna be BOSS

    Everybody ignoring my weirdness

    Weird shit

    I guess I should have tried out the guest list

    Get this

    Get this useless

    Bag off my back

    Need no back pack

    I never took that

    I just book that

    Supa tight supa right

    I got mad hats

    Sober like Tober

    No drugs November

    Maybe December,

    Underground—timber

    I don't remember

    Anything I just need

    I just need

    I just need

    I just need

    ...

    Therapy

    ...

    Therapy

    ...

    Therapy

    I just need

    I just need

    I just need

    BASS.



    Sample: this dick ain't free

    Okay then

    I'm Savin the raven from playin

    Need a save haven

    Make me a maid, then

    Maybe a maiden

    Laid in Golden

    Togas—

    I'm supposed ta

    Love ya

    10,000 hours

    I'm supposed to

    Love ya

    That's what my power is

    I have an hour glass figure

    Go figure

    Not fake

    Just hate this plated

    Armor.

    I need to drink water

    It's hotter in here than I thought mi cannot

    I cannot

    Love anyone

    Else right now.

    Sometimes, I just want to witness

    Happiness at best

    The rest is invested in

    Keeping protected my heart—

    That's a start.

    Left you in bed today

    I didn't want to play games

    You'll find me if you like me, likely

    And finally, we'll have the time

    To sing about these colors

    How many others are there?

    I don't care,

    I would swear by my colors

    Paint me colorblind.

    Lost my shine but

    I'll still try to find the light

    I won't turn of the lights

    But I'll turn a blind eye to

    My blue life

    Color me

    Color me

    Paint me in shades of green

    I am translucently

    Colorblind

    You can't find me

    Iridescence is the essence I'm

    Hiding inside me

    Protect. My. Heart.



    Welcome to the center of attention

    Did I mention I love this shit

    Did I mention I'm illegitimate

    Did you know, I'm an alien

    Can't you see I don't fit in

    People say i getting thin—

    Really, Fin—what world you in

    Jake the dog, wild frog—

    I meant toad,

    Let's move along.

    Easy peasy lemon squeezee

    Don't squeeze me

    Easy peasy lemon squeezee

    Don't tease me

    Easy peasy lemon squeezee

    No I'm not

    Easy peasy lemon—

    (Lemon x3)

    sample 30 rock

    I like Ben and Jerry's

    Break Fast

    Sample rent—la vie boheme—

    Huevos rancheros (x8)

    And maya Angelou

    (Lou—up to 1/32)

    Butters: lululu, I got some apples

    Apples (echo)

    [yeasss—]

    ...then it just rides out.



    SALA “I don't give a fuck about birthdays.” (Echo)

    “Cool, get the fuck out.”

    Clique it—ticket

    VIP boat?

    Man this shits dope

    Here take this rope and

    Hang with your little friends

    They're not you're friends tho,

    It's okay I will spend it by my self

    Happy Birthday

    1500 down the drain

    Actually it's probably 17, but that don't mean a thing—

    Thanks

    Your shit stanks

    You're so nasty

    Eskimo —cause I watched be a hoe

    Girl you think I didn't know?

    Let it go—blow over, I've been sober

    BUS.

    Wait man, I need a ride—

    Never mind, I run in side

    Defied the laws of gravity,

    Let go of my pride

    I just died

    Oh—

    Pshycho—

    whose this to my side, though?

    I don't like how vibe though

    This silly dude can ride, tho

    Uh, oh—uh-oh

    Don't wanna go to the show

    I didn't do enough blow

    Did zero, cause Jon snow

    Uh—oh—uh—oh

    They gonna do surprise show

    Crowd: go go go go!!

    It's ok

    It's ok

    I'm just glad I came today



    4-leaf clover

    Bun up the dance

    I just wanna

    Take a new chance

    I'm just fine, cause I know the answer

    This

    Is

    My

    Last

    Last.

    [“But first—“ Billy maize]

    No. Last.

    That's in my past.

    Auntie adriene: how was your music concert?

    ... ... .... ...

    / / / - ////////////////////////(1/32)

    Me: I had a blast.

    The bus song:

    Bus.

    At the end, a loud thud, air brakes and an “uff”



    Can't keep a secret

    Can't keep my mouth shut had to keep leaking

    Can't keep a friend I can trust

    I'm just—

    Fuck it, I'll adjust

    I'll just, admit

    I'm a misfit

    Probably should have spent that $85 two times;

    I live in certainty, right?

    So it'll all come back?

    So it'll all be bought?

    Likeness is what I attract, right?

    So that's right:

    I attracted the massive planet with glasses—

    Four more days fastin, could have turned me to ashes

    Flashes of time lines,

    Dancing in my mind

    I know it, I'm blind

    But faces? Just call me the mind's eye.

    Closed mine today, I don't mind, I—

    Codeswitching isn't my mind's mind

    I was just living by my time

    Apply the rules of blackness—

    “A closed mouth don't get fed”

    And a bad vibe don't get in bed with me—

    Attracted to honesty, sobriety—

    Someone who could keep an eye on me, but now I see you just brian's sidekick like I am to Annie—

    We should hook em up.

    They would probably fuck and end up on some, bad-mad-sad luck

    Oh what the fuck, I keep bringing it up?

    Probably shouldn't have treated me like a chump when I wished I could run against Donald Trump

    Needed a friend like old Humpty Dumpty but,

    Unfortunately he just wanted

    My humps.

    And Ciara isn't in the house.

    Heard someone was in the market for a spouse,

    You found it—not a mouse but obsessively lost pounds just so you wouldn't worry an ounce.

    Not a cougar, but pouncing and bouncing between options—

    Went skateboard shopping and lost it, could have spent a deposit,

    But I'm positive patience is the only tangible object I need.

    And I don't need medicine;

    I just need peace again,

    Occasionally, eat Asian—

    And maybe weed, now-and-then—

    I don't need more than one

    I just need me some sunny days,

    It's crazy I got all these plans, and, songs and words for days

    I can't escape it, not a phase

    I'm amazed, been writing since the second grade and I'm afraid

    I just stopped cause love popped off,

    Got popped and stopped from talking

    Had to move cause he was stalking

    Got too cold to keep on walking blocks—*stop*—(...)

    Wait, no, this is my song.

    Haha, I just got off on the wrong

    ...

    Stop.

    Spoken: god dammit...maybe I should put the bus song after this one.



    And they watched me be a pendulum

    For hours and hours I swung





    All This music stuck in my head

    All these hours stuck in my bed

    I can't get ahead

    That's what they all said

    And I, and I, and I

    I hear everything

    And I and I,

    Can hear you all saying it

    And I

    Shhh

    [I need to be alone with my thoughts.]

    Peace-Peace

    I need peace

    I need me like two of these

    Window shopping OMG

    kill me please

    (No just kidding)

    Wear these things

    (No just kidding)

    Dude I hate you

    (No just kidding)

    I'm just kidding

    See my earrings

    See my hearing

    Get bad

    I know it was

    That bad

    That's RAD

    (Sell more drugs)

    I don't want to

    (Give more hugs)

    I don't want to

    (That shit bugs)

    I get curled up in my rug

    And die

    >>>

    r.e.n.t.

    World of darkness

    World of fears

    Never you mind

    Find your way home

    You know your way home

    You own it

    Your part of the city is yours

    But the city is ours

    (At least for some hours)

    There's no really stopping it

    Life is like moving train, you're riding it

    And loving it

    Singing songs of love in your mind

    Release the demons you have

    And let go

    You're mine

    Don't clear your queue

    Just clear your mind (echo)

    Spoken: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

    “...I don't.”

    Keep an open

    Keep an open

    Keep an open

    (...)

    Be here now

    Be here now

    Be here now

    Spoken: “I am”



    BedPunk (SupaCover)

    Sometimes I'm the Hillary of my social circle

    the unelected, the second best,

    and very honestly I'm a real fuckin' pushover.

    Goin' to bed at 10am has never felt better.

    I'm just a bed punk Savin up through my last winter...

    I keep in time with a job to scrape by, and that kind of thing.

    and I cry sometimes because I can't stand the wait, cause I'm leaving...

    The perfect love, the perfect way

    to have the same old habits, the same clichés

    Tortoise-shell glasses make me feel pretty famous,

    but you can't take 'em with you and ‘this is the end 'cause...

    Getting off at 8 AM has never felt better

    I'm just an adult looking forward to my next summer—

    Bot gunna miss no friends, Not gunna miss this town, below 0 degrees

    but I'll be back to rule the world if you vote for me.



    Sleepin' in till 10am has never felt better,

    we're just some bedpunks

    living as if it's always summer

    We won't keep in time or remember our lines when we try to sing,

    but we'll be back to rule the world when we find meaning in our suffering.



    BBW

    Sample: anaconda, end monologue)

    (Fuck them skinny bitches

    Fuck them skinny bitches

    Fuck-fuck-fuck

    Fuck them skinny bitches

    Fuck them skinny

    Fuck them

    Fuck

    Fuck fuck them skinny bitches

    Fuck them skinny bitches

    Fuck-fuck

    Fuck them skinny—

    (Drop dat a—) (crizzly)



    BIG DROP.

    (A$$—big Sean)




    TADAH (Womp Womp- SupaCreeMixx)

    LALA Land EP

    AGEN WIDA- Supacreemixx

    M

    Go off- mama said remix

    Barely Breathing- BLŪ Remix

    OLDSTEP

    Sun King/Here Comes The Sun (The Beatles, Love) –(SupaCreemix)

    I Got You Babe (Sonny & Cher) [SupaCreeMix]

    Love Shack [SupaCreeMix]

    Los Paranoias (SupaCreeMix)

    The Psycho's Path

    Lucky charms,

    Code of arms

    Car alarms, and Hershey's bars;

    Hershey's kisses, not your missus

    But I'll miss this…

    Bliss.

    Kiss me underneath the stars,

    I'm floating on my way to mars

    I'm counting all the passing cars

    (1, 2, 6—8)

    What did you hallucinate?

    Disintegrate me.

    Imitate me.

    People

    [Sample: That's So Raven; “People-people, please, please!!!”

    Work

    Sensory Overload

    FuckIt

    Recycled

    Culture Shock [Sample: My Generation, The Who]

    Back Up [Sample classic]

    If I Was A Boy (Beyonce) [Dupstep Remix, SupaCreeMix]

    Before He Cheats (Carrie Underwood) [SupaCreeMix]

    Cosmic Gate. Call To Arms [SupaCreeMix]

    Vroom

    [Sample: Ignitions—Old Mustang, New Mustang]

    This Is my ignition

    Don't need no permission

    This is my admission:

    I was there, you missed it.

    Attention

    Attention

    Attention

    Right—Lets's switch them.

    Expert, Attention—

    Ascension. (Whispered: Ascension)

    Alright—I'm listenin'

    Ex (pect) (Echo x8)

    Re (spect) (Echo x8)

    Givin it back (x8)

    It's a wreck.

    [Sample] ” In a wreck? Need A Check?”

    ALBUMS/EPS

    Turn3r Str33t

    -South Side

    NSC (Not SupaCree)

    M13P (MI Audition Tape)

    The Gorge [Part I/Part II (“Ous”)]



    I'm so tired, that I—

    Don't give a fuck no mo,

    I—don't give a fuck no mo,

    I—don't give a fuck no mo.

    So insomniatic and—

    I—don't give a fuck no mo,

    I—Can't live this life no mo,

    I—can't work no 8 to 4.

    I'm so tired, that I—

    I don't give a fuck no mo,

    I—Don't wanna work no mo—

    I—can't fuck wit folk no more.

    I'm so tired, that I—

    Cant take this life no more,

    I—can't be yo wife no more,

    Need money for the grocery store.

    I'm so tired (tired)

    I'm so tired (tired)

    I'm so tired (tired)

    —But yet I feel Inspired.

    (Whispered: “SupaCree”)

    *build up*

    Love/Money/Party/Lucy

    Love/Money/Party/Lucy

    Love/Money/Party/Lucy

    “Ain't nobody got time fo dat!”

    *DROP*

    I'm so tired that...

    [Losin it>>>transition into midnight hour>>>

    I bet your lil sister wanna look like me...]

    [raggaeton vibe]

    No Thing

    Oh no,

    Money no-ting

    No diamond ring, no-ting

    Not-a-thing

    Phone don't ring

    Don't mean no-ting

    Just denoting

    Don't need bling-bling.

    No money

    Not a ting, not a ting

    No money

    Not a ting, not a ting

    No money

    Not a ting, not a ting

    You a pretty thing

    Whatcha mean

    Pretty-ting-ting

    Ching-Ching-Ching

    Not a ting, not a ting

    Read iChing

    Real book, not a ting

    Sing-sing-sing

    Not a ting not a ting

    Not a ting

    Not a ting

    Not a ting

    Not a ting



    Album: The Synthesis

    1. Synthesis

    -Soda Pressing

    -2 Times/Doubles

    -Knope

    -Full Senate

    -America The Miserable

    -45

    -Hangry Howie's



    Everything about me,

    Is so stuck in this body

    It's oughtta be

    Apart of me

    Until I reach

    Infinity

    Can you excuse my lack of company

    Can you excuse my lack of me



    BACk To The Future: Cree




    .

    Shotgun

    2.

    Falling Up

    3.

    Goin' In (Skrillex Goin' Hard Mix)

    4.

    Support OWSLA (Missing Lyrics)

    5.

    Burial

    6.

    Make Some Noise (Missing Lyrics)

    7.

    Hotplate

    8.

    Wild

    9.

    Rebel (Trollphace Remix) (Missing Lyrics)

    10.

    Rave weapon (Missing Lyrics)

    11.

    Beatbox (Missing Lyrics)

    12.

    Jaguar

    13.

    Stand Up (Millo & Otis Remix)

    14.

    Xtalk

    15.

    Days to Come

    16.

    Introvert (Missing Lyrics)

    17.

    Ghosts In the Machine

    18.

    Andrea

    19.

    Saturn (GTA Remix) (Missing Lyrics)

    20.

    Get Down Low (Silverback Remix) (Missing Lyrics)

    21.

    Identity theft (Missing Lyrics)




    Festival Saga

    Multidimentional Characters (Characters which exist within multiple universes + realities)



    “Don't drop the--”



    -What did you *do* ?!

    -You dropped it, didn't you?

    -*deer in headlights*

    -FUCK.

    -I told you not to do it.





    Preliminary Soundtrack List

    1. Squad Out (Trailer: “Let The fuckin bass--DON'T.” (*L*

      1. Festival Trip

      2. The Epic Trip

      3. Scary Monsters and SupaCree

      4.



      Festival Trip excerpt

      C- yo. I cannot wait to get down to some Acid Blaster.

      S- acid blaster?

      c-ahh yeah, you never heard of acid blaster?

      S- ‍♀️ nope

      C- fucking lit.

      S-do you have to be on acid?

      C- not a requirement but implicitly preferable.

      S- Hm.

      C- have you seen—

      -Xxyyzz

      -BabyGravy

      -grinlge

      -scratch n sniff

      -feneglers

      -HOWDAREYOU

      -coldsauce

      -benadryl4breakfast

      -That Guy.

      -My Name's Not...

      -Control + Alt + Delete

      -Maybe Later

      -LSDemon (LOL)

      -STOP.

      -There! Right There!

      -Violent Pineapple

      -Sabrina The Teenaged Bitch

      -SoloHomo

      -5tet

      -BorGeoIs

      -TheNorthHole

      -Redd

      -Redd's Red

      -Poo

      -Best Case Scenario

      -Worst Case Scenario

      -I Dunno, Harry

      -Gosh

      -Toby (Or Not Toby)

      -The Why

      -Shoemantics

      -Name Me King

      -The Artist Formerly Known As Prints

      -Crispy Feet

      -¿

      -Confucius Say

      -Ne(r)d.

      -Ne(r)d's Backyard Shenanigans (Rooftop BBQ/play on warehouse party)

      -Jeff

      -Jeffest

      -Space Canyon

      -Jeff's Wonderdome

      -Neckbrace for Nancy

      -TrashRat

      -Below&Beneath

      -Leggolas

      -Tommy Trombone

      -Ask Alice

      -Ms. Steak

      festival names:

      ¡Dizzaster!

      FlopTop

      Todayland

      Yesterworld

      Shalaham

      Epic Music Festival

      Ultimate Music Festival

      Atomic Jungle

      Oz

      Never-Everland

      UNH.

      Conch Shella

      Stank.

      Drop The Ball

      Hot Summer

      Life is Decent

      Underground Railroad

      Fuck Fest

      -Get Fucked

      -GFY

      Garden of Eden

      Oobooloo

      Dirty Little Secret

      Dark Daze

      Convalescence



      Album parodies



      Detention




      (They go back and forth—the DJ names get more ridiculous)



      ‘Wear More Kandi' (in the hotel room)

      Chava: you should probably wear more Kandi

      Sala: ehhh, nahhh—I'm like,.,I'm good, I think.

      Chava: uhhhh—you sure, dude? I know you're used to Utah but, this is kind of a big event. There's gonna be a lot of actual ravers, instead of, you know—Mormon girls with issues and undercover cops...with issues.

      Sala: yeaaaah, I know, I'm good.

      Chava: if you say so.

      Sala: yeah. Remember that time I started trippin out hard during Morty Mcflyy at SaltyFlat's, and I was wearing a bunch of Kandi—

      Chava: Oh, i remember.

      Sala: So, yeah.





      ‘Horchata' -Festival Trip Excerpt

      Chava looks decently confused. Sala slumps beside her.

      Chava: what is this.

      Sala: ...Horchata'

      Chava: Gross. It sounds worse than it tastes.

      Sala: *gasps*

      Chava: Tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch farts, coming out of a ghost.

      Sala: Thefuckever.

      Chava: Change my mind.

      Sala: Fuck you, bro-change your own mind—horchata's the shit. I fucking love horchata.

      [a passerby stops in his tracks, excitedly]

      Wooky guy: FUCKYEAH. HORCHATA IS MY LIFE!

      Sala: (To Chava) see—

      Wooky guy: I fucking love these guys, I've seen them over 27 times in the last YEAR.

      Sala: Oh...

      Chava: They've played 27 whole times?

      Wooky guy: (goes on rant, shows weird tattoo) horchata for LIFE!!! Oh my god, will you trade kandi with me?!

      Sala: Uhhhh.

      Chava deviously smiles.

      Festival Project

      A Film Saga by SupaCree

      Inspired by True Events



      | PEACE. LOVE. UNITY. RESPECT. |

      Lifelong friends navigate the infinitely incredible world of rave culture, journeying together (and sometimes, apart) into the PLUniveRse© in fantastical, philosophical, and third-eye-opening adventures--the likes of which have never been seen (or foretold.)

      Festival Project™ is a multi-genre, mystifying and magical cross-genre series, set against the backdrop of modern rave culture-- combined with historical and futuristic elements-- across expansions of space-and-time, unifying with The Universal Consciousness in a multidimensional and explorative ensemble of Films, Episodic Series, Music Videos, Extended Playlists, and Concept Albums.

      A perpetual symphony of artistic storytelling though a cavalcade of wonderful and whimsical characters along high-intensity, off-the-map adventures--showcased through Music, Film & Interactive Art Explorations--set upon the dreamlike actual reality of an unravelling fabric of time-and-space.

      Enter The Multiverse: Anything Is Possible.

      This explosive and expansive wave of enigmatic, chaos-colliding, charismatic [ and often comedic] kinetic energy, reflects a shared experience throughout all time in human connection; Journey beyond the unknown, to Worlds Within--and Without.

      Everything is Everything.







      Festival Trip- Two lifelong friends take a two-week-long trip across the country, to attend two major music festivals—one on the west coast (Among Aliens, in California), and one on the east (Ultimate Music Festival)

      The Epic Trip – After breaking up with both her ex-fiance and her best friend, a depressed and anxious Chava decides to take a last-minute trip to another one of her bucket list destinations: The Epic Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada.

      F*ckFest: The Origins (Prequel) 21-year-old Chava Hoffs, a longtime raver and lover of all things dance culture, finally convinces her bar-scene best friend to accompany her to a regional event in her area, ‘F*ckfest', Sala's first ever festival/rave where—to both her and Chava's surprise, she connects with other longtime friends she had no idea were immersed into the culture. Sala, having been “rave-retired” since entering her first serious relationship, becomes overly-excited and branches off on her own, reconnecting with her true self after spending too long in her own shell—she discovers her love for an up-and-coming new artist (‘Shluggy') who magnetizes her with a newly-created sound (‘PukeRock'—a play on “VomitStep”)

      Vibes [Mini Series]- A sequel-in-installments to the shenanigans following F*ckfest, where Chava returns to visit Sala and return to ‘one of her favorite venues', which now hosts

      Festival Trip II- After reconciling, Chava and Sala unite again to journey to uncharted territories—after Chava is invited along as a journalist to cover artists belonging to an up-and-coming record label based in Alaska, she invites Sala as a tag-along, knowing that her “weird hoe-magic” will attract—as always—even more interesting personalities and circumstances than she could dream to on her own.





      Chava Hoffs

      Sala Emillio

      Gunther Ross- The more than interesting circus-act of a plug/one of Sala's romantic interests, who just happens to be in the same place at the same time, once Sala and Chava arrive in California.

      Solomon Dominguez- Chava's “homie-lover-friend”, a DC native transplanted to LA who hustles and bustles the 3-job life to live the California dream—a surprisingly dedicated and loyal friend to Chava, who considers him the “king of fuckboys”—which, is not entirely untrue.

      Johnny McEntire- An eclectic and friendly photographer who stumbles upon Sala during a vulnerable moment—a sweet, humble, and vibrant personality, Chava mostly dismisses him as just another victim of Sala's constantly-inconstant romantic gestures and affiliations.

      Grace Williams (Chava's Super-Christian (but very sweet) Aunt)

      Billy Williams- Chava's very dorky, southern Baptist uncle who can't help but throw in a (praise-jesus)

      Krista DeVaunte- Bride-To-Be—Noah's Fiance

      Noah Williams- Chava's Cousin, the groom to be

      Naomi Williams- Chava's salty Cousin, and freinemy since birth—Noah's younger sister

      Sonny Johnson— Chava's ex-fiance

      Dustin Roberts—Sala's ex-boyfriend

      Juan Manuel Jose Melendez Gutierrez-Rodriguez—Sala's current boyfriend, with whom she lives & works with.

      Running Jokes: Speaking Spanish with a Mandarin-inflenced dialect—speaking/yelling in awful Spanish-soundingMandarin—speaking “Mandarish” or “Spandarin”

      Every time Chava mentions Sonny (her ex), Sala interjects with “Fuck Sonny!”

      Cop Jokes (due to Chava's occupation)



      ACT I- The Wedding Bashers/It's Festival Season

      “Save-The-Date”

      Inciting Incident—Plans to attend a destination wedding that Chava and her lifelong long distance best friend Sala, have been planning for almost a year are abruptly halted when Chava learns via a very eventful facetime call (‘Meet The Williams') that her +1 invitation had apparently only applied to her now-ex-fiance [whom her stuck-up family adored because of his abhorrent Christianity], and that the bride-to-be would not allow Sala to take his place on the guest list—as her vivid memories of Sala from Chava's engagement party are severly grotesque.

      Flashback: Chava + Sonny's engagement party.

      Chava: Yeah dude, they got all, mad-butthurt that I was bringing you instead of Sonny.

      Sala: Fuck Sonny!

      A remote, unnamed city in the Alaskan Arctic Circle. It is severely cold, even visually so.

      Ch

      ACT II- Sunny California

      ACT III- Sunny Florida



      Deathwish—s a series about a woman who makes a death wish—but the stakes are raised wen all her wildest dreams come true, and death lurks just around the corner at every turn.




      M

      A collection of silent films, by SupaCree

      Enter: world of music

      In the scene where random racers find Sala's backpack in the parking lot, debut Rave Dora [Backpack SupaCreeMix]

      “I'm a backpack loaded up with things and Knick-knacks too—anything that you might need, I got inside for you...”

      Festival Trip One-Lines

      Keep up, Kassandra

      Hold Up, Heather

      Be back, Becky

      Back up, Barbra

      Shut up, Susan/ Shut Up Sandra/ Shut Up Sharon

      Sit Down, Sally

      Chill, Chelsea

      Cheer Up, Charlie (a reference to Willy Wonka)

      Get out my biz, Liz



      Chava: dude, your energy is killing me.

      Sala: So.

      Chava: Soo, fix it, bro—we have a lot to cover today. S'day one.

      Sala: Day 1 of rave 2, I'm over it.

      Chava: Well, I'm not so get some hype in you.

      Sala: ughhh.

      Chava: come on, man. I'm tryna see Cow Turds.

      Sala: you're engaged to one.

      Chava: shut the fuck up and drink. Here, I'll have one with you.

      Light therapy

      Frequencies

      Vibrationally energizing

      Body waves are

      Paralyzing

      Lines of

      Broken harmonies

      Inside of me.



      Crying on the clock;

      Rocking back and forth

      Stocking full of coal

      Greetings from the North Pole

      If Santa Clause is real

      Maybe we can make a deal;

      If my heart is made of steel

      You can't steal it—I can feel it

      Winter is here



      The world is money hungry

      (So am I)

      The world is simply starving

      (So am I)

      The world is so alarming

      (So am I)

      The world is just evolving.

      (So I am.)

      Cause I've been going crazy

      Stuck inside myself

      And I've been feeling lazy

      Just beside myself

      And I've been thinking lately

      That just maybe, someday maybe

      I'll be



      It's all connected—

      The reason we disconnect

      Is we're neglected

      I wonder what you'd expect

      You can't express it

      Just repress it.

      Repression syndrome—

      Came up too fast;

      Compression syndrome

      Suck it in

      Suck it up,

      You stupid fuck

      Dive deeper




      Ū (EP)

      1. Thank U

      2. I'm Sorry

      3. I Love U

      4. I miss U

      I like your vibe

      Come join my squad



      Curiosity killed the cat

      Carbohydrates killed the queen



      Don't cry

      “I'll try...”

      50 Shades of Blu

      Don't pick up the phone

      Don't pick up the phone

      Don't pick up the phone

      Don't pick up the phone



      And here you are:

      8 years later,

      With a baby on your back and—

      Bills to pay

      You have to decide

      (What the fuck)

      what the world is all

      about today.

      Don't want to be Cree

      For a really long time

      I just need

      I just need

      I just need a whole mind

      I was me the whole time

      I never left

      And yet

      There I was—looking at myself from above,

      All the love in the world;

      Just a lonely little girl

      Trapped in her

      Head

      Never got out of bed, that day:

      But I went away somewhere,

      And there I was—looking at myself from above,

      All the love in the world,

      Just a lonely little girl

      Trapped in her

      Head




      And I said,

      “why are you waking me up?”

      But I wasn't asleep—

      I just wanted to fuck

      And sometimes, it's too much

      Too much is, never enough

      I've never been in love (with me)

      But I've always been in love (with you)

      And if you had seen it

      It wouldn't have been the death of me.




      Deeper I'll go:

      Deeper to find

      How I crossed white lines

      To become

      Colorblind

      How did you find me, here

      My deer?

      How did you know

      Where to go?

      How did you know, I would

      Follow you there,

      Once you finally showed me the road?

      I've seen both the frog, and the toad;

      You've already left me exposed,

      And I'm frozen in time

      Just to find

      Just to find

      Paradise—

      I tried.

      But love is a blind bat,

      Diving into a vat of

      Darkness;

      a hat is only a hat,

      If only there was more—

      And there is.

      There always is more—

      You just have to live more,

      And once you've been through the cycles, you could be

      Recycled.

      Ruined.

      Rebuilt.

      Guilt is only ever,

      Created after pleasure...

      With immense imploding pressure

      - [ ] You were born



      EP-GA

      [2K19]

      Mother Earth and

      Father Time are

      Making love right

      By the fire

      You are motion—

      I am sickness

      I am goddess;

      Be my witness.



      And I'll probably run for President—

      Just like I tend to run from everything; not because I want to do it, but because I have to...

      And just as I run from everything,

      I run to everything—

      As is the vicious cycle of life, unrepeated.



      I should have seen it coming, when he kicked my puppy—I didn't, but my mother did, and it might have been the same day. If not, it was definitely on the same porch—the same porch where...my adolescence began, and ended.

      There is no cure

      When your spirit is broken

      There is no cure—when you suffer in silence

      There is no cure—

      When you've seen all the violence

      It's only you.



      Breadcrumbs—

      I'm not dumb,

      I'm just muted.

      The dragon I'm chasing is me,

      And I just...

      Set the world on fire—

      I just—need to—

      I just—adjust.

      Translucent and transparent

      I am the thing that happens when you

      Parent your own parents.

      And I just...

      I been waking up randomly,

      Panicking—

      Wishing I was dancing

      In the moonlight

      I'm vanishing without a trace

      And maybe I just hate this place,

      Maybe I'm just displaced

      I hate this

      I been waking up randomly

      Filling the void

      Avoiding my eyes in reflections



      I fell in love at a festival

      She came to dance, she was solo oh-oh

      ...took my hand, said let's go- oh—oh-oh

      She didn't care

      She didn't care



      I'm a tax write-off

      I'm a meal ticket

      I'm a grasshopper;

      Or maybe, a cricket—

      Ricochet rabbit

      Why am I like this?

      “Why do you fight this?”

      I was not invited

      to mingle

      This ‘tingle' I get is more than

      A threat—I regretted,

      The moments I never forget

      The secrets you keep

      The stories you never will tell—

      This is hell, you're not dreaming

      It's only a nightmare.



      Too much to think about

      So I don't

      Dissociative,

      I associate everything

      Within—without

      I reflect everything

      I've been about,

      Stuck beside myself

      I am just a clone,

      A lone shadow of my

      Own

      All alone, and—

      I never planned to leave this planet

      But I have.



      You're out of my league

      Out of my league

      Why can't you see that

      It's so hard to be

      Paying the price for this

      Quarter-life crisis

      I don't mean to write this

      So bad, but

      I can't trust myself anymore

      I can't trust this world anymore

      Life is just

      Too complicated

      I'm jaded—I'm faded out

      Phased out, going about in this

      Town like I'm drowning in

      Insecurity



      Or rather, a diamond in the rough

      I've got enough stuff

      I just need love.

      You're out of my league

      I can see that

      I can't be that, thing

      What you want is perfection

      I just like who you are and thats—

      Never enough.

      I have nothing but love to give, love

      So forgive this:

      I didn't think I'd live this long

      But I was wrong

      And it was longer than I thought

      Ago

      Life is just

      Too complicated

      I'm jaded—I'm faded out

      Phased out, going about in this

      Town like I'm drowning in

      Insecurity



      Do you wanna know what it's like to be lonely like me

      I can tell you better than show you

      Once I get to know you good luck

      AMNESIA NOTES

      Miami Wade

      Crystal Brooks

      Donder (Donny) “we'll just call you Donny”

      “Why?”

      Uhhh...Because...we found you in the woods.

      “What?”

      “You know, like—the wild thornberrys”

      “Sounds tasty”

      “Uhhh—wasn't Donny found in the Jungle”

      “Uhhh—isn't the jungle just a denser version of the woods?”

      “I guess. It's like an earth-remix”

      “What's a remix?”

      Miami wells up—Crystal jumps up excitedly

      “Awwwwri



      And I've been stuck on Abbot Kinney,

      Thinking about Will Rodgers and

      Thinking that I'm a dodgers fan—

      But I'm not,

      I just like crowds.

      And LA makes me proud

      Of everything I need to be:

      And if the world were watching me

      She'd think she was herself.

      I was never sleeping, I'm just here

      And I was never reading, I just

      Put the bookmark where I left off...

      I could drift off into,

      The taste of ink

      And as it dries in my palm—

      I know it won't take long until I'm

      Drifting back into—sifting back into

      Space—grains of sand.

      You'll know when you've reached the promised land.

      Hello, Good Friend:

      ‘It's time to fall in love...with yourself.'

      A 20-something's imaginary friend returns, a decade after disappearing, just as she finds herself on the brink of ‘real adulthood', and has settled into the mundane and mediocre—as he leads her on a journey of self-discovery, she internally struggles with whether to tell her therapist—after deciding (or rather, being convinced) she shouldn't, she begins a desperate search for answers in what seems like a downward spiral into

      (ends with: Fear of the Water, as he dissappears and fades away into stardust and she is left alone with all of the artwork he helped her create.)



      A group of friends decide to form their own society after discovering an “uncharted” island—what they don't know [understand] is that the world government is observing at every angle—and as their population increases, they struggle as the popularity of their culture and lifestyle explode—



      Craig's world- an ensemble about the good old days of craigslist

      The world has the most to learn from its elders and it's youth—fever disrespect the sometimes even subtle wisdom of a child or your elders.

      A1 (Lost in the Sauce)

      Break beats

      Ruffneck Bass:

      That's what I like in my face

      Drop that shit, don't make me wait

      Make me dance off all this waste

      I like chocolate, give me cake

      Wednesday mornin' wake-n-bake

      Star Jones—Oprah—Ricky lake

      Which is real and which is fake?

      Pick the right one, no mistake

      River—ocean—crater lake

      White girl: “can I touch your hair? Is it fake??”

      Out of order—

      Order steak.

      [ Sample: The Epic Trip]

      [interlude- two friends at a festival//a phone call]

      “Where the fuck are you?”

      “I can't hear you!”

      “Hello?”

      “BRO. Where are you?”

      “I'm by the—WAIT—hello?!”

      “WHAT? ”

      “HELLO?”

      [the call drops]

      “Yo. Where the fuck is she?”

      “I don't know man, probably lost in the sauce...”

      Sample Lost In The jungle//Kendrick Boo Boo



      Friends that say that they “gotchu” and then don't

      Ain't your friends—

      they're enemies

      Keep them close

      Nobody gives a fuck about you—

      Except you—

      Remember that.

      And if you can't remember

      Make a habit of forgetting

      Cause you're just another

      member of society

      With social anxiety

      Your sense of propriety

      Probably shouldn't be

      Anything

      I'd give anything

      Just to take back all my fucks

      Put them in a bucket,

      Throw it over my shoulder

      And wish the world

      “Good fucking luck”

      I'm so done with it

      This is the last chance you get

      So have fun with it

      There's no pleasure, no smiles—

      No love in it

      I'm just driving for miles

      Above the shit.




      Amnesia:

      Three girls at a camping festival find an incapacitated man in the woods and take him back to their campsite for safety—when one of the girls discovers that she recognizes the mysterious man, actually a headliner at the festival they're attending—two of the girls keep it a secret from their friend who would certainly take advantage of the situation. When he awakens, he has no memory of himself—and so a journey begins: a test of friendship, and a race against the clock.

      Shane

      Miami

      Crystal

      “*giggles* what's a rave?”

      Miami (takes a deep breath)

      Crystal (facepalms her

      C-Is Giving drugs to somebody with amnesia bad?

      M-I don't know what's bad for amnesia

      S-Well maybe, it's not giving it to him that would be bad—like, they were already in his system, probably wouldn't he go like, into withdraw or something.

      You're probably right

      S-(I'm probably not)



      Transitions- Silent Film/EP

      Kandi moves to a new city from far, far away—and finds herself lost trying to find her own vibe. ❤️

      1. The Bus Song

      2. Pretty Girls (SupaCreeMixx)

      3. DOD (Phoenixx remix)



      “Holy infected fuck!” [thats my vibe right now]




      North Star

      After an EMP attack, an unlikely leader becomes a guide to a group of survivors to find the way northward to Alaska.

      Festival Trip

      Chava Hoffs- A Voluptuous Dark-Skinned Alaska Native-Black Mixed fashionista who (to her disdain) earns a living as a correctional officer in a juvenile detention facility in Arctic Alaska, daydreaming her long nights away and stacking her money, saving up for an escape to someplace warm and sunny. She is bright and quick-witted, but sometimes awkward—truly a ball of energy, whether good or bad.

      Sala Emilio (Stax) A tall, olive skinned hottie from Utah of Native American and Mexican decent who works as head chef in a gourmet Chinese food restaurant—a phenomenally functional alcoholic with a free spirit, questionable morals, good values, a loving heart—and a dry sense of humor. Childhood best friends with Chava,



      I hope you're okay with the character I based off you. I'm not going to copy the story exactly (cause it's a movie, duh) so—I came up with the story that your character runs the kitchen of a classy gourmet 5-Star Chinese restaurant in Utah that has an all-Mexican staff of mostly illegals; my character is a CO at a youth correctional facility in remote Alaska—I felt like those two extremes would play funnier on camera than to replicate our actual situations. I also made them not parents, because I would rather take the whole issue of parenting and raving into a completely separate film idea, I'm thinking of calling it



      Festival Project

      A Film Saga by SupaCree

      Inspired by True Events

      Festival Trip- Two lifelong friends take a two-week-long trip across the country, to attend two major music festivals—one on the west coast (Among Aliens, in California), and one on the east (Ultimate Music Festival)

      The Epic Trip – After breaking up with both her ex-fiance and her best friend, a depressed and anxious Chava decides to take a last-minute trip to another one of her bucket list destinations: The Epic Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada.

      F*ckFest: The Origins (Prequel) 21-year-old Chava Hoffs, a longtime raver and lover of all things dance culture, finally convinces her bar-scene best friend to accompany her to a regional event in her area, ‘F*ckfest', Sala's first ever festival/rave where—to both her and Chava's surprise, she connects with other longtime friends she had no idea were immersed into the culture. Sala, having been “rave-retired” since entering her first serious relationship, becomes overly-excited and branches off on her own, reconnecting with her true self after spending too long in her own shell—she discovers her love for an up-and-coming new artist (‘Shluggy') who magnetizes her with a newly-created sound (‘PukeRock'—a play on “VomitStep”)

      Vibes [Mini Series]- A sequel-in-installments to the shenanigans following F*ckfest, where Chava returns to visit Sala and return to ‘one of her favorite venues', which now hosts

      Festival Trip II- After reconciling, Chava and Sala unite again to journey to uncharted territories—after Chava is invited along as a journalist to cover artists belonging to an up-and-coming record label based in Alaska, she invites Sala as a tag-along, knowing that her “weird hoe-magic” will attract—as always—even more interesting personalities and circumstances than she could dream to on her own.

      Chava Hoffs

      Sala Emillio

      Gunther Ross- The more than interesting circus-act of a plug/one of Sala's romantic interests, who just happens to be in the same place at the same time, once Sala and Chava arrive in California.

      Solomon Dominguez- Chava's “homie-lover-friend”, a DC native transplanted to LA who hustles and bustles the 3-job life to live the California dream—a surprisingly dedicated and loyal friend to Chava, who considers him the “king of fuckboys”—which, is not entirely untrue.

      Johnny McEntire- An eclectic and friendly photographer who stumbles upon Sala during a vulnerable moment—a sweet, humble, and vibrant personality, Chava mostly dismisses him as just another victim of Sala's constantly-inconstant romantic gestures and affiliations.

      Grace Williams (Chava's Super-Christian (but very sweet) Aunt)

      Billy Williams- Chava's very dorky, southern Baptist uncle who can't help but throw in a (praise-jesus)

      Krista DeVaunte- Bride-To-Be—Noah's Fiance

      Noah Williams- Chava's Cousin, the groom to be

      Naomi Williams- Chava's salty Cousin, and freinemy since birth—Noah's younger sister

      Sonny Johnson— Chava's ex-fiance

      Dustin Roberts—Sala's ex-boyfriend

      Juan Manuel Jose Melendez Gutierrez-Rodriguez—Sala's current boyfriend, with whom she lives & works with.

      Running Jokes: Speaking Spanish with a Mandarin-inflenced dialect—speaking/yelling in awful Spanish-soundingMandarin—speaking “Mandarish” or “Spandarin”

      Every time Chava mentions Sonny (her ex), Sala interjects with “Fuck Sonny!”

      Cop Jokes (due to Chava's occupation)

      ACT I- The Wedding Bashers/It's Festival Season

      “Save-The-Date”

      Inciting Incident—Plans to attend a destination wedding that Chava and her lifelong long distance best friend Sala, have been planning for almost a year are abruptly halted when Chava learns via a very eventful facetime call (‘Meet The Williams') that her +1 invitation had apparently only applied to her now-ex-fiance [whom her stuck-up family adored because of his abhorrent Christianity], and that the bride-to-be would not allow Sala to take his place on the guest list—as her vivid memories of Sala from Chava's engagement party are severly grotesque.

      Flashback: Chava + Sonny's engagement party.

      Chava: Yeah dude, they got all, mad-butthurt that I was bringing you instead of Sonny.

      Sala: Fuck Sonny!

      A remote, unnamed city in the Alaskan Arctic Circle. It is severely cold, even visually so.

      Ch

      ACT II- Sunny California

      ACT III- Sunny Florida



      Excerpt- Festival Trip I

      As chava blasts away, Sala and Johnny laugh hysterically

      Sala: Dat ass tho!

      Their laughter fades in the distance as she speeds up, other onlookers also commenting about her ass, as she blows past a group of men in black, she turns a man's head as she catches his attention.

      Man: Daaaaaamn.

      3.31.19

      —Later—

      The same man from earlier looks out the window of his high rise penthouse suite, across from Chava's hotel—and sees Chava levitating—he pauses, looks around, and raises his eyebrows, drunkenly and assumingly otherwise intoxicated in his appearance.

      Man: Daaaaamn.

      Chava is freaking out, remaining motionless as she floats above the bed—she looks out the side of her peripheral, afraid to move—looking up at the ceiling, her eyes widen. She blinks, and takes a deep breath.

      He questions what he is seeing, as he pours himself a drink.

      4.1.2019

      As Chava dances through the crowds, she connects and trades Kandi, moving to the beat with intricate motion and flare—people are loving her (a musical dance number)—from backstage, a man pouts and purses his lips, wondering why she is familiar—he is momentarily lost in thought, as he gazes at her and the crowd.

      Man: (under his breath) Daaamn...

      Lackey: c'mon man, let's get the fuck out of here

      Man: But—

      Lackey: don't worry, you know there's gon' be hoes at the spot.

      Man: ...but look at her viiibe...and that ass tho—damn!

      Lackey: eehhhh. You wanna ass, I got a specific folder in my contacts titled “fat ass” with 300 bitches in it—

      Man: *women*

      Lackey: whatever—look—I could get you an ass twice as fat, on a dime twice as fine—in 10 minutes flat.

      Man: (eyes shining, like domo) but look at her aura...

      Lackey: —I think I got an Aurora in here

      Man: No, like—

      Lackey: (pulling at him) let's *go*, the fuck is you trippin..?

      His eyes won't move away, but he is led by the lackey by his arm, confusededly pouting as he is dragged along.

      Man: Damn.

      He feels like he knows her.

      Cut back to:

      CHAVA'S ENTRY DANCE scene





      Under the mask

      A superstar DJ and his best friend embark on a series of festivals under cover as non-celebrity citizens

      “Rule one 1: never take your mask off”



      Excerpt- Festival Trip I

      As chava blasts away, Sala and Johnny laugh hysterically

      Sala: Dat ass tho!

      Their laughter fades in the distance as she speeds up, other onlookers also commenting about her ass, as she blows past a group of men in black, she turns a man's head as she catches his attention.

      Man: Daaaaaamn.

      3.31.19

      —Later—

      The same man from earlier looks out the window of his high rise penthouse suite, across from Chava's hotel—and sees Chava levitating—he pauses, looks around, and raises his eyebrows, drunkenly and assumingly otherwise intoxicated in his appearance.

      Man: Daaaaamn.

      Chava is freaking out, remaining motionless as she floats above the bed—she looks out the side of her peripheral, afraid to move—looking up at the ceiling, her eyes widen. She blinks, and takes a deep breath.

      He questions what he is seeing, as he pours himself a drink.

      4.1.2019

      As Chava dances through the crowds, she connects and trades Kandi, moving to the beat with intricate motion and flare—people are loving her (a musical dance number)—from backstage, a man pouts and purses his lips, wondering why she is familiar—he is momentarily lost in thought, as he gazes at her and the crowd.

      Man: (under his breath) Daaamn...

      Lackey: c'mon man, let's get the fuck out of here

      Man: But—

      Lackey: don't worry, you know there's gon' be hoes at the spot.

      Man: ...but look at her viiibe...and that ass tho—damn!

      Lackey: eehhhh. You wanna ass, I got a specific folder in my contacts titled “fat ass” with 300 bitches in it—

      Man: *women*

      Lackey: whatever—look—I could get you an ass twice as fat, on a dime twice as fine—in 10 minutes flat.

      Man: (eyes shining, like domo) but look at her aura...

      Lackey: —I think I got an Aurora in here

      Man: No, like—

      Lackey: (pulling at him) let's *go*, the fuck is you trippin..?

      His eyes won't move away, but he is led by the lackey by his arm, confusededly pouting as he is dragged along.

      Man: Damn.

      He feels like he knows her.

      Cut back to:

      CHAVA'S ENTRY DANCE scene

      Festival Project

      A Film Saga by SupaCree

      Inspired by True Events

      Festival Trip- Two lifelong friends take a two-week-long trip across the country, to attend two major music festivals—one on the west coast (Among Aliens, in California), and one on the east (Ultimate Music Festival)

      The Epic Trip – After breaking up with both her ex-fiance and her best friend, a depressed and anxious Chava decides to take a last-minute trip to another one of her bucket list destinations: The Epic Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada.

      F*ckFest: The Origins (Prequel) 21-year-old Chava Hoffs, a longtime raver and lover of all things dance culture, finally convinces her bar-scene best friend to accompany her to a regional event in her area, ‘F*ckfest', Sala's first ever festival/rave where—to both her and Chava's surprise, she connects with other longtime friends she had no idea were immersed into the culture. Chava, having been “rave-retired” since entering her first serious relationship, becomes overly-excited and branches off on her own, reconnecting with her true self after spending too long in her own shell—she discovers her love for an up-and-coming new artist (‘Shluggy') who magnetizes her with a newly-created sound (‘PukeRock'—a play on “VomitStep”)

      Vibes [Mini Series]- A sequel-in-installments to the shenanigans following F*ckfest, where Chava returns to visit Sala and her friends, to journey back to to ‘one of her favorite venues'—which now hosts V1brati0n—Utah's biggest dance music festival. As all the characters make their way to their favorite sets, separating, grouping-off, and pairing-up along the way—each episode details the story of each one's journey into the festival—and eventually, back to each other as the festival comes to a close.

      Festival Trip II- After reconciling, Chava and Sala unite again to journey to uncharted territories—after Chava is invited along as a journalist to cover artists belonging to an up-and-coming record label based in Alaska, she invites Sala as a tag-along, knowing that her “weird hoe-magic” will attract—as always—even more interesting personalities and circumstances than she could dream to on her own. Yin-and-Yang reunite.

      Chava Hoffs- A Voluptuous Dark-Skinned Alaska Native-Black Mixed fashionista who (to her disdain) earns a living as a correctional officer in a juvenile detention facility in Arctic Alaska, daydreaming her long nights away and stacking her money, saving up for an escape to someplace warm and sunny. She is bright and quick-witted, but sometimes awkward—truly a ball of energy, whether good or bad. (“Chava like Lava—and when she volcano? BOOM.”) Through trial-and-error, she discovers herself on a path of enlightenment—her strong intuition guiding her through trial and tribulation.

      Sala Mae Emilio (Stax) A tall, olive skinned hottie from Utah of Native American and Mexican descent, who works as head chef in a five-star gourmet Chinese food restaurant—a phenomenally functional alcoholic with a free spirit, questionable morals, good values, a loving heart—and a dry sense of humor. Childhood best friends with Chava, she serves as an uncuttable heartstring for Chava throughout the test of time.

      Gunther Ross- The more than interesting circus-act of a plug/one of Sala's romantic interests, who just happens to be in the same place at the same time, once Sala and Chava arrive in California.

      Solomon Dominguez- Chava's “homie-lover-friend”, a DC native transplanted to LA who hustles and bustles the 3-job life to live the California dream—a surprisingly dedicated and loyal friend to Chava, who considers him the “king of fuckboys”—which, is not entirely untrue, being that his life goal is to “become a real Ninja.”

      Johnny McEntire- An eclectic and friendly photographer who stumbles upon Sala during a vulnerable-yet-crucial moment—a sweet, humble, and vibrant personality, Chava mostly dismisses him as just another victim of Sala's constantly-inconstant romantic gestures and affiliations.

      Grace Williams (Chava's Super-Christian (but very sweet) Aunt)

      Billy Williams- Chava's very dorky, super-quirky, southern Baptist uncle who can't help but throw in a “praise-Jesus” or interject with “halleluiah”

      Krista DeVaunte- Bride-To-Be—Noah's Fiance A light-skinned, freckled and green-eyed debutant whose “gingerness is contradictory to her blackness”

      Noah Williams- Chava's Cousin, the groom to be

      Naomi Williams- Chava's salty Cousin, and freinemy since birth—Noah's younger sister

      Sonny Johnson— Chava's ex-fiance

      Dustin Roberts—Sala's ex-boyfriend

      Juan Manuel Jose Melendez Gutierrez-Rodriguez—Sala's current boyfriend, with whom she lives & works with; A Mexican immigrant with ‘grown-ass kids', Juan is a ‘machismo' who prides himself on working hard, and claiming Sala as his young, hot wanna-be step mom.

      Running Jokes: Speaking Spanish with a Mandarin-inflenced dialect—speaking/yelling in awful Spanish-sounding Mandarin—speaking “Mandarish” or “Spandarin”

      Every time Chava mentions Sonny (her ex), Sala interjects with “Fuck Sonny!”

      Cop Jokes (due to Chava's occupation)

      D*ck jokes

      ACT I- The Wedding Bashers/It's Festival Season

      “Save-The-Date”

      Inciting Incident—Plans to attend a destination wedding that Chava and her lifelong long distance best friend Sala, have been planning for almost a year are abruptly halted when Chava learns via a very eventful facetime call (‘Meet The Williams') that her +1 invitation had apparently only applied to her now-ex-fiance [whom her stuck-up family adored because of his abhorrent Christianity], and that the bride-to-be would not allow Sala to take his place on the guest list—as her vivid memories of Sala from Chava's engagement party are severly grotesque.

      Flashback: Chava + Sonny's engagement party.

      Chava: Yeah dude, they got all, mad-butthurt that I was bringing you instead of Sonny.

      Sala: Fuck Sonny!

      A remote, unnamed city in the Alaskan Arctic Circle. It is severely cold, even visually so.

      Ch

      ACT II- Sunny California

      ACT III- Sunny Florida

      Festival Trip is a Film and Television saga that offers a new perspective on the ever-changing and recently popularized culture of dance music; it touches on the history of the culture as a whole, as well as a variety of other societal issues this generation faces—friendship, connectivity, communication—the dawn of social media, America's education system and justice system, immigration, and emerging mental health and drug crisis—while also taking a look at a history of counter culture as a derivative of the rapidly evolving technology of today's society. Through its characters and storylines, we dive deeply into a conglomerate of generational growth and exponentially educational topics, lightheartedly

      Festival Trip Tagline: Two Friends. Two Weeks. Two Festivals—One World.

      The Epic Trip Tagline: Girl, Meet World.

      First Fest (Prequel) Chava is a teenager in a bit of a pickle, whose unlikely plug Christopher B. Dickenson (and coincidentally, best friend) picks her up at random from her lonely dormitory [where she tends to seclude herself] and takes her on a wild adventure to her first underground warehouse event, where she gets her first taste of the “wubs she lubs”—and her first glance of who is sure to become her favorite artist of all time—and later, the King of Dance modern American dance music, Sun(dot)Moon.

      Dave: So...let me get this straight…

      [Chava expressionlessly looks to him, with astute confidence.]

      Dave: [sighs heavily] You want...all of the vacation time you've accumulated over the last year...at once.

      Chava: [stoically] Yes.

      [He pauses to think, searching for his response.]

      Dave: ...I…[sighs again, more heavenly]...that's a lot of time off.

      Chava: [monotonously] It is.

      Dave: We're short-staffed as it is.

      Chava: Yep.

      Dave: ...What if I say ‘no'?

      Chava: You can't.

      [He purses his lips and squints at her, as if to say “I can't??”, She matches his expression very matter of factly--she is right.]

      Chava Cont'd: ...Policy.

      Dave: (rolling his eyes, skimming the paperwork and the calendar on his desk) Please. What do you know about ‘company policy'?

      Chava: You made me read the employee handbook three times my first week.

      Dave: What? And you actually did it???

      Chava: I did.

      Dave: No you didn't.

      Chava: Three times.

      Dave: Fuck me.

      Chava: Inappropriate.

      Dave: I'll show you inappropriate.

      [Chava stares at him blankly. Her dryness deflates him, his eyes widen, contemplating-- He sighs again, mumbling just over his breath as he reads her submission aloud to himself.']

      Dave: ‘...for the wedding of a close family member...dates specified…'yadayadayyadah --You need two weeks off for a wedding? What kind of wedding is this, anyway?

      Chava: A ‘destination' wedding.

      Dave: Psh. What's the destination--outer space?

      (Chava's thoughts: I wish.)

      Chava: ...Mexico.

      Dave: [makes a ‘yeesh' face] Outer space might be safer.

      Chava: Though, not as cheap.

      Dave: Smartass.

      Chava: Hardly, sir--I work here.

      Dave: Do you?

      Chava: As long as you approve my paperwork.

      Dave: How do I know that this isn't your clever way of accumulating your PTO for a nice fat paycheck and leaving us all in the dust?

      Chava: What dust? It's -55 degrees outside.

      [He looks at her flatly.]

      Dave: …

      Chava: ...

      Dave: (whinily)...Two weeks?

      [Chava nods.]

      Dave (Cont'd): [sighs] ...and you're coming back…?

      [Chava squints at him questionably.]

      Dave (cont'd):



      _______________________________________________________________________

      Chava: Yo, it's official--I just got the vacation time approved: We going to mexico.

      Sala: !Viva Mexico!

      Chava: Correct.

      Sala: Ahhh, yesss bro, I'm so excited.

      Chava: Same. My boss almost flipped a shit I'm taking so much time off.

      Sala: You need some time off dude, you work too much.

      Chava: Agreed--I haven't even taken a day off in like, a year.

      Sala: Brooo--

      [Chava's phone alerts her of an incoming FaceTime.]

      Chava: Oh, shit bro! It's my cousin. He's probably calling about the RSVP. Hit you back?

      Sala: Word.

      [Chava switches to FaceTime; Her Aunt Mildred





      1: Wait, do you hate me, or do you hate yourself?

      2: I hate the both of us enough





      No opacity

      Magnanimous aucadity

      Filled to capacity,

      Emancipated, slated catastrophe,

      Actually



      Turn a blind golden eye;

      “Did I do that?”

      True that,

      It was you that,

      Knew that--

      Who would do that?

      Threw a shoe at

      the phone line

      Phone home time

      Festival Trip

      List of Fictional DJ's/Character List by Name/Concept

      Favorites:

      Jeff. (Excision)

      Ne(r)d (Dillon Francis--Dillon Frances ((alternate dimension () ) [pronounced NED “the ‘r' is silent']

      Shluggy (Snails)

      Acid Blaster/LSDemon (LSDream)

      UNH. (Rusko)

      Devil's Lettuce (Ganja White Night)

      Kalvin Kaine (Carl Cox)

      Tommy Trombone (Timmy Trumpet)

      OGs

      CorpseRat (Deadmau5)

      Asian Jesus (Steve Aoki)

      Morty McFlyy (Martin Garrix)

      Voltage (Carnage)

      Abracadabra! (Tiesto)



      Newbies

      CoolWhip (Whipped Cream)

      “, said This Guy. (Said The Sky)



      Groups



      Festival Trip excerpt

      C- yo. I cannot wait to get down to some Acid Blaster.

      S- acid blaster?

      c-ahh yeah, you never heard of acid blaster?

      S- ‍♀️ nope

      C- fucking lit.

      S-do you have to be on acid?

      C- not a requirement but implicitly preferable.

      S- Hm.

      C- have you seen—

      -grinlge

      -scratch n sniff

      -feneglers

      -HOWDAREYOU

      -coldsauce

      -benadryl4breakfast

      -That Guy.

      -My Name's Not...

      -Control + Alt + Delete

      -Maybe Later

      -LSDemon

      -STOP.

      -There! Right There.

      -Violent Pineapple

      -Sabrina The Teenaged Bitch

      -SoloHomo

      -5tet

      -BorGeoIs

      -TheNorthHole

      -Redd

      -Redd's Red

      -Poo

      -Best Case Scenario

      -Worst Case Scenario

      - I Dunno, Harry

      - Gosh

      - Toby

      - The Why

      - Shoemantics

      - Name Me King

      - The Artist Formerly Known As Prints

      - Crispy Feet

      - ¿

      - Confucius Say

      - Ne(r)d. (Dillon Francis)

      -Jeff (Excision)

      -Jeffest

      -Space Canyon

      -Jeff's Wonderdome

      -Neckbrace for Nancy

      -TrashRat

      -Below&Beneath (Above and Beyond)

      -Leggolas (Armin Van Buren)

      -Tommy Trombone

      -Ask Alice (Allison Wonderland)

      -BoiToy

      -DrippTipp

      festival names:

      ¡Dizzaster!

      FlopTop

      Todayland

      Yesterworld

      Shalaham

      Epic Music Festival

      Ultimate Music Festival

      Atomic Jungle

      Oz

      Never-Everland

      UNH.

      Conch Shella

      Stank.

      Drop The Ball

      Hot Summer

      Life is Decent

      Underground Railroad

      Fuck Fest

      -Get Fucked

      -GFY

      Garden of Eden



      (They go back and forth—the DJ names get more ridiculous)



      Get Out My Face, Jace!



      “BRICKS”

      Chava: ...so…

      Sala...so…?

      Chava: You remember that guy, I was telling you about, before…?

      Sala: You--? Psh. No. Fucking monogamists and your fucking...loyalty...fuckin'...shit.

      Chava: No, I mean--when Sonny and I were broken up, and I had that--

      Sala: Ohhhhhh----The rebound?

      Chava: ...yeah…? (She doesn't know what to call it.)

      Sala: Which one? The super-hot model that got you VIP at The Armani?

      Chava: ...I almost forgot about that...

      Sala: Or the one with the--uhh--

      Chava: --Yeah.

      Sala: With the--

      Chava: --Yeah.

      Sala: With the really big--

      Chava: YEAH.

      They exchange wide-eyed glances at one another.

      Sala: …uh, *yeah*. Tell him come thru.

      Chava: You'll take that back.

      Sala: Somebody finna get DICKED-DOOOOOWNNN!

      Chava: Are you crazy? I need companionship, not a vaganal reconstruction.

      Sala: Hot DAMN--it's like that?

      Chava: Bro, it's like that.

      Sala: Big Dick Energy?

      Chava: Times infinity.

      Sala: I've got to meet this guy.

      Chava: ...yeah, I mean um--he's not really a *guy*, more like a...giant penis with legs.

      Sala: Ay, carumba, mija. Think you can actually go through with it this time?

      *Chava has an intense flashback of Sonny in bed with the woman*

      Chava: ...yeah, maybe.

      Sala: Do it.

      Chava: *texting* Maybe.

      Sala:

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    2. [Another Episode.] (SEASON 6- ACT III, PART VI)

      Fuck all ya'll, your whole team is shady.

      Shady.

      Those are my Fieirce and Shady Tens.

      TENS.

      Quit it.

      TENS.

      Knock it off.

      TEN

      TEN

      TEN

      TEN

      TENS ACROSS THE BOARD.

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