The girls discuss their favorite daddy memories. Sparkle discusses her father’s ice cream obsession. Izzy remembers her father packing her lunch…ables. Ruth gives Haitian sons extra Haitian points and plots her ascent to heaven.

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Sparkle discusses her Haitian name theory. Ruth gets the burden of having a hyphenated name off of her chest and Izzy puts the audience on to her multi-generational tradition of “Is”.

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Izzy shares her own turtle neck trauma. Sparkle laughs to mask the pain and Ruth is absolutely mindblown.

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The girls introduce the audience to turtle neck trauma. Ruth has a 25 year long grudge against her second grade teacher. Sparkle flexes with her rain jacket and Izzy unknowingly outs her father’s after church plans.

The girls celebrate Haitian Mother’s Day. Sparkle talks about being besties with Ruth and Izzy’s moms. Izzy sticks beside her mama and Ruth lets everyone know that Barbara Walters is Haitian.

By the way, the "D" word was "disallow."

This week the girls reveal that they don’t know the Haitian national anthem but they’re going to sing it anyway. Ruth points out how you can increase your Haitian points. Izzy makes sure her fritay in Miami is secured and Sparkle emphasizes the correlation between the flag and her culture.

This week Ruth discusses interrupting her father’s daily dose of cheating, Sparkle talks about her autonomy through Mistic and Izzy accuses her mother of going to the nightclubs in Haiti and lying about it. The girls discuss whether or not their parents truly wanted the “newness” the United States had to offer.

All the girls agree they won’t call their parents to say thank you.