Your concoctions, mixtures of sperm, camel’s milk, baby snake liquid... with a touch of fetish incantations & vagina upgrade as KAYANMATA, why is your man still looking outside?

Fish wey sweet, sweet; no be until you add maggi. 😂😂

‘How my girlfriend used boxers to stalk, track me ‘spiritually’; when I’m with another woman, I can’t perform!”

Women are scam. 5k Boxers&Singlets, then small body to enjoy, what they’ll demand in return? Ah!

Men cry out, insisting they don’t want such gifts this Valentine - “Take us to Dubai to drink tea” 😂😂

I’ll call you ‘later’... it’s been one year, or more? How much airtime do you need to make that call?

Checking in on a friend, only to hear they’re...? 😩😩😩 Hmmm Pores raised?

7 minutes of GOODness, with Danny’elle on ‘Check in on your ‘strong’ friend(s)’

Motivational speaker by day, olosho by night...🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️Amaka never disappoints.

Did you know you can drill a borehole with a needle? 😂😂😂

Weeping may tarry for a night. If you no hustle, e go continue for morning 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

NEW YEAR - Prophecies, Speculations or Predictions? Fake, Real? 🤔 🤔 🤔

Why does Mummy GO, other MOGs not prophecy ‘good’?

The ones wey no come to pass, how we go do am? Hmmm Una go soon collect 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

Feedback Bank? Feedback Orgasm?

None is sexier than... ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

Thank you 🙏🏾 Cheers to adding substance & value 🥂

LaVita,

Explore The Life!

If you give your toddler, ‘teenager’ a smartphone, you hate them! Do you? 🤔🤔🤔

Toddlers, Teenagers, Smartphones, - a weapon of mass distraction?

YOU are a bully! Yes, YOU!

...I was once cajoled to join cult!

WOKE GENERATION : You’re raising a bully, a MONSTER! Boarding School?👨🏾‍💻

From “robbing pepper in our eyes, flogging us till we bled, to disowning us at teenage”, PARENTS open up on worse discipline / treatment they received at teenage!

My parents used me to do retirement plan - ENTITLED PARENTS 🙊🙊

Did you ask to be born? Na you teh dem to ‘do’? You owe your parents nothing, they’ll blackmail you & milk you dry... RUN 🏃🏽‍♀️ 🏃 🏃🏽‍♀️ 🏃

Really? Are you serious?

Do you have entitled parents?