Lachlan Patterson

A short sesh from the beach in front of world famous Pipeline surf break. I talk about sharing needles, punching my kid and other positive things. Have a listen.

Im just an ordinary person like you. So sit down and relax with me inside the Van-Shack for some intelligent banter about mankind, creation of the earth, and other unexplained phenomena ... I'm just kidding, I talk about my butthole problems.

Final day of quarantine here on Pender Island. Finally I can go to the store. That's right, there's only one store here and it's "the store". It's the Store for everything, including Penetration H.

Day 6 of my 14 days of quarantine here on Pender Island in British Columbia. Cold rains and winds and my agreement with the Canadian Border Patrol keep me trapped inside this tiny guest house. But if I'm being honest, It's heaven.

Tonight, I'm Lach'd down on Whidbey Island in Washington State on a cool damp evening. It's day 18 on this road trip North to Canada and I'm out of febreeze.

Just hangin out in my first green room in over 7 months right before the last show of a great weekend in Portland at Helium Comedy Club. Special thanks to all the staff who kept me safe and the talented comedy of Josh Firestine and Brandon Lyons (hope I'm spelling that right). Thanks for droppin in fellas. Not that you had a choice.

I haven't pooped in 24 hours. Have a listen to why.

Brian stopped by with a bottle of wine to discuss 2020.

Solo Sesh in the Shack. Talkin bout my upcoming road trip to portland, makin the bed, my kids first word and a very important green card update.

Brian drops by for another episode of the Lachdown. We discuss the neighborhood, sports, women, viruses and dogs.