'Something's fishy' - A Lack of Intelligence took place in Kuwait when a fish market put googly eyes on fish to make them look fresher than they really were.

KOZ and Jen's Lack of Intelligence Report - WTMX-FM Chicago

'Please pull forward and go to jail' - A lack of intelligence took place in Florida when a couple opened up a drive-thru drug wind in their mobile home. Their mugshots look exactly like you think they do.

KOZ and Jen's Lack of Intelligence Report - WTMX-FM Chicago

'Donuts on the Bay Bridge' - A Lack of Intelligence took place in Oakland when a group of cars shut down the Bay Bridge to do donuts - and then the cops arrived.

KOZ and Jen's Lack of Intelligence Report - WTMX-FM Chicago

'He's a plant eater!' - A Lack of Intelligence took place in Pennsylvania when a drunk guy, wearing his pants backwards, ate dead flowers and dirt on a couple's porch.

KOZ and Jen's Lack of Intelligence Report - WTMX-FM Chicago

KOZ and Jen's Lack of Intelligence Report - WTMX-FM Chicago

'F-I-R-E-D' - A Lack of Intelligence took place in North Carolina when a store manager accused woman of shoplifting. Turns out she was 34 weeks pregnant with twins and not hiding merchendise.