The ladies discuss Svantes Restaurant in Round Rock, how often and how far one should be willing to travel for sex, and inappropriate use of "C" words.

The Ladies...

Recommend Podcasts – Get Up on This, 2 Dope Queens, Code Switch, and The Way I Heard It

Recommend Restaurants – Umiya in Cedar Park, Kerbey Lane in Round Rock, Copper in The Domain (again), and Patika on South Lamar

Issue a PSA About – Sherlock’s, Starbucks Evenings

P.S. The Blind Squirrel in no more.

Sundown and Goose get sidetracked almost immediately in a discussion of Fire in the Hole Pizza, Ajo's and Prohibition Era drinks at Urban.Eat.Drink to instead talk about the bubonic plague and the acceptable age range for wearing white shoes.

Everyone has that friend who is so proper that she blushes when says the "D" word.  Unless she's had half a glass of wine, she might actually refer to "Damn" as "The D Word."  Mrs. Johnson is one of those friends.  She's adorable, and she's trying to help us be more lady-like, and it isn't working.  We put together a few things that might not have made it into any episodes if we hadn't seen an opportunity to try to make Mrs. Johnson blush for a full 10 minutes without relief.

Goose loves true crime stories.  One of the sure signs that a crime took place in a small town is that the local young people spent a lot of time hanging out in the parking lot of a Walmart or Home Depot.

Here's something to consider: maybe they just like really good food.

The Walmart/Home Depot parking lot in Round Rock...? or Pflugerville...? where Interstates 35 and 45 meet is the home of at least three great restaurants:  El Tapatio, Fire and Ice, and Sweekar.

Don't panic, though.  We also talk about the proper use of showers, how to get rid of a guy, and whether or not the people who write furniture assembly instructions have another agenda.

In Episode One, Goose and Sundown, ladies over 35, try to stay on topic long enough to discuss the bars and restaurants in downtown Round Rock, Texas.