This may sound tricky. In fact, it may just sound insane. But the Sim's Assumption works! And by works I mean is a fun game to play with a friend or two you may talk shit about other people with. 

In a seriousness, this is a truth of life. Everyone lives by this assumption. Everyone is a true SIM.

Get ready to learn about the Sim's Assumption. 

Everyone's gone through this. Watching your favorite shows and movies growing up and thinking prom is going to be magical. Your high school reunion will be this huge thing that you anticipate for the next ten years of your life...

That is until it's actually planned and it turns out the best thing about it is the giant turd left in the fountain offending the family nearby.

Ever get the "Why aren't you married yet?" questions at dinner? "When are you going to have kids?" "Why can't you be like your younger brother?" "You need to go to church."

Well if you have and you're sick of the pressures the family put on you to be a person you're not or force you into traditions you don't care for; then strap on your ear buds and take a listen to this.

It's your birthday! But your phone has been silent all day. What gives? How about you check out the o'l social media? 

Wow. All those birthday posts on your wall. But certainly your mom will give you a phone call? Even a text? Oh...nope. She posted on your wall too. 

Anyone else fucking tired of the lack of human interaction with each other?

Victim Card. Why can't some people just simply say "My Bad?" Why must there be an excuse for everything. 

Trey, from Hashtag Questiosn Podcast, brings Amanda this epic topic to bitch about as it turns into bitching about the goddamn Jessica's of the world and how shitty people can really be. With a side of wtf happened to the length of shorts?

When you get stuck babysitting your nephews who have now reached an age where they don't really want to hang around adults anymore...wtf do you do?

Throw them on your podcast and see what happens. This is either somewhat interesting or a massive disaster. Who knows?

The fine ladies at These Drunk Bitches Podcast asked Amanda to bitch about the importance of friendship, the importance of how friends somehow choose to listen to celebrities over their friends causing an existential crisis for the non-celeb friend as well as wondering just exactly how to say "existential". 

Siri guest stars. So does Cat the Cat.

Your shower is leaking. Now you have to get a hold of your landlord and ask him to come over and fix it. Once he gets there...what do you do? Stare over his shoulder? Ask questions? Watch Tv? Make them lemonade? Leave? Or do what Amanda does....sit in awkward silence. 

Amanda had to drag Kaven in as her "expert" to figure out this awful situation. 

If Amanda's life were a movie, during this time of year she is dedicated to using all her efforts and resources to destroying the one thing that took someone she truly loved away from her: Cystic Fibrosis.

It's time for a movie montage!

Not only can buying pants be difficult in what could still be considered a winter month, (By the way still haven't received those pants for those of you keeping score at home) But the same can be said for any kind of seasonal tool you may need.

For example: your shovel breaks during a blizzard and good luck finding one buddy. BECAUSE KNOW ONE KNOWS WHAT STATE THEY ACTUALLY LIVE IN ANYMORE!