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Lap Bar Lessons Episode 3: The Goldfish Tried To Warn Us, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid

We settle the debate: Islands of Adventure > Universal Studios Florida (argue with a wall). Josh goes from theme park newbie to full convert as we relive his first trip! 

Forbidden Journey dragon breathing fire on him, Cat in the Hat animatronic giving us a bath, Jurassic Park River Adventure splashing us, Spider-Man swinging us around, Sahm’s confident stride over to VelociCoaster turned ugly with a slip & fall, and the Hagrid’s motorbike obsession that took over his life. “Just hang on”

Plus we give the King Kong animatronic its flowers & praise, Seuss Landing it’s love, especially the Zax, Hulk regret after VelociCoaster, and we’re going to find out why it’s Ace’s birthday but Sahm is the only one turning up?

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Josh’s First Universal Trip + Six Flags America Rides For Sale!?

Ace is sick and disappointed in Sahm for not watching the Epic Universe documentary. We react live to Six Flags America rides hitting the resale market. Ragin’ Cajun, Harley Quinn Spinsanity & more. Then we dive deep into Sahm’s very first time at Universal Studios Florida. Why did we rope-drop Minions? How did Sahm feel about Rip Ride Rocket’s (rip) vertical lift? How much did Vin really have us covered on Fast & Furious Supercharged? Did Ace really sneak a second ride in on Mummy while Sahm ate? Why is E.T. one of the most goated dark rides? How insane was Diagon Alley actually? Find out all of this on today’s episode!

We also had some fun side tangents about the 600ft+ giga coaster, Falcons Flight, Beverly Coca Cola horror stories, (if you know, you know), Sahm almost holding us up with a hurt ankle, and Ace utilizing his expertise to find the medical center.

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Hollywood Drift is Coming, and we're already arguing about what is next. Universal Studios Hollywood is finally getting an Intamin Coaster to replace Rip Ride Rocket, and the rumor mill is in overdrive. We breakdown the Hollywood Drift news, clown TIkTok leakers, and go full copium on what Orlando might get. Ghostbusters? Shrek? Godzilla vs Kong duel. Sahm tries to sell us on a new property in far far away land while Ace fights to defend the streets of New York.

Then we go full history mode: the lost Futuristic World of Hannah Barbera ride that opened with the park, why it got replaced, and Sahm admitting he's never heard of Huckleberry Hound. Flintstones piano, Scooby-Doo tears, and faulty futuristic treadmills. If you love theme park speculation, dead rides, and two idiots drifting off topic every couple of minutes, this one is for you!

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Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.

Distribution, Transcripts, and Marketing by Ace LeGrand / Roboshark Studios.