This old lady was so agile and sharp for her age, it reminded me of the 80-yr old German twins that were doing acrobatics at an Octoberfest.

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Let's not kill the microorganisms but it's ok for Chinese kids to jump out the window so that I can have a cheaper iphone. That makes a lot of sense.

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Several accidents happened right next to me and I walked away without a scratch.

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Business trip usually means someone else is banging your wife in Vegas.

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These facts are backed up by a large sample data of passengers that got in my car. Nothing racial by any means.

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Why are drivers canceling on me? Well, maybe it's the universe's way of telling you that you are an a$$hole.

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Having gone to college in Texas, I appreciate a southern hospitality.

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They're everywhere. Get away from them as far as you can.

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Sometimes when people would fall asleep after ordering their food, i'd feed the homeless with it.

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Some drug addicts are tired of their lives and jump in front of cars.

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