Lasers & Losers

Finally, we're on our way to the Diamond Circuit Gala! It's time to suit up, tape some guns to Lambda's dagger and pretend like we're rich. Balion's suit is still a little crispy...might need to get that washed first...

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The battle with the Gene-Harvester wages on, but how can our favourite losers possibly win? Well, Dayron has an idea, Balion has a teleporter, Lamba has jelly beans and Vexo has doubts about the entire thing. This plan hinges on whether Balion can actually remember how the damn thing works! Will our 'heroes' ever get out of this flashback? We'll find out...

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Hit me, hit me, hit me...bust! No they aren't playing cards, that's just the beating the party is taking inside this casino as the losers battle a genetically modified beasty which was presumably developed for capitalism....which is the true evil here. Anyway, are the group going to get out of Sidero with even their lives? Nevermind the shirts on their backs...

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As we continue on this trip down memory lane, you have wonder how these Losers end up in these scenarios. Stuck inside the Golden Gush Casino, while hunting a deadly monster for a shady genetics company wasn't on anyone's bingo card this year. At least the group had the chance to do some gambling... with their lives.

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Well well well, Balion's gone and done some damage... unfortunately its to himself so he's sitting this one out. Join our remaining three healthy heroes as they go on a trip down memory lane. What happened on Lambda, Dayron and Vexo's lost night in Sidero? This boys night out isn't as fun as you might think...

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Bets! Bets! Place your bets! It's race day people and you better be ready as Red Lightning and Co take on blue typhoon and his entourage. Cheating, betting, shooting (and missing if you're Balion) there are no rules in a street race so our lot can't break them... but they'll probably try anyway.

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Racers! Are! You! Ready?! Well you'll have to wait because the universe's worst pit crew has work to do and espionage to commit before Red meets Blue in a race for the ages! Or is it a race that takes ages? I can never remember... anyway start your engines, but keep them in neutral for now as we get ready to race!

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Warning: This episode is highly flammable.

Drug trades gone wrong and whiney racing rivals on the horizon... Why are they still doing jobs for Jacobs? It must be those piercing eyes and chiselled jaw... hard to resist, especially when you're Dayron.

Seems our losery group have gotten themselves into a highly flammable situation.

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Well where do we go from here? We've learned a lot about each other haven't we? Some good, some bad, some horrifying.... clearly the only way to move forward after Mr Mauz' diabolical truth game is to go on a nice relaxing job for Jacobs the sexy space cowboy. Plain sailing surely....

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Everything is going to plan! Everything is going wrong! Balion is a secret genius! One truth and two lies... I'm sure Mr Maus' version of this deadly game will be much harder than that. How will our ragtag losers get out of this one, and what will we learn about them all on the way?

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