Lasers & Losers

Lasers & Losers

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Lasers & Losers episodes

  • Ep.17 - Red Wine Drunk

    Hit me, hit me, hit me...bust! No they aren't playing cards, that's just the beating the party is taking inside this casino as the losers battle a genetically modified beasty which was presumably developed for capitalism....which is the true evil here. Anyway, are the group going to get out of Sidero with even their lives? Nevermind the shirts on their backs...


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    57 min
  • Ep.16 - Evil Residents

    As we continue on this trip down memory lane, you have wonder how these Losers end up in these scenarios. Stuck inside the Golden Gush Casino, while hunting a deadly monster for a shady genetics company wasn't on anyone's bingo card this year. At least the group had the chance to do some gambling... with their lives.


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    52 min
  • Ep.15 - Blast From The Past

    Well well well, Balion's gone and done some damage... unfortunately its to himself so he's sitting this one out. Join our remaining three healthy heroes as they go on a trip down memory lane. What happened on Lambda, Dayron and Vexo's lost night in Sidero? This boys night out isn't as fun as you might think...


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep.14 - You're Burning Up The Quarter Mile

    Bets! Bets! Place your bets! It's race day people and you better be ready as Red Lightning and Co take on blue typhoon and his entourage. Cheating, betting, shooting (and missing if you're Balion) there are no rules in a street race so our lot can't break them... but they'll probably try anyway.


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    54 min
  • Ep.13 - Go Red Lightning

    Racers! Are! You! Ready?! Well you'll have to wait because the universe's worst pit crew has work to do and espionage to commit before Red meets Blue in a race for the ages! Or is it a race that takes ages? I can never remember... anyway start your engines, but keep them in neutral for now as we get ready to race!


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    56 min
  • Ep.12 - Comfortably Dumb

    Warning: This episode is highly flammable.


    Drug trades gone wrong and whiney racing rivals on the horizon... Why are they still doing jobs for Jacobs? It must be those piercing eyes and chiselled jaw... hard to resist, especially when you're Dayron.

    Seems our losery group have gotten themselves into a highly flammable situation.


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    47 min
  • Ep.11 - Smells Like Team Spirit

    Well where do we go from here? We've learned a lot about each other haven't we? Some good, some bad, some horrifying.... clearly the only way to move forward after Mr Mauz' diabolical truth game is to go on a nice relaxing job for Jacobs the sexy space cowboy. Plain sailing surely....


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    52 min
  • Ep.10 - Anime Beach Episode Pt.2

    Everything is going to plan! Everything is going wrong! Balion is a secret genius! One truth and two lies... I'm sure Mr Maus' version of this deadly game will be much harder than that. How will our ragtag losers get out of this one, and what will we learn about them all on the way?


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    44 min
  • Ep.10 - Anime Beach Episode Pt.1

    Away day for the gang! We're off to Sidero, the famous vacation destination, to reclaim a NFT for her highness The Skunt Queen from a nefarious... mouse? Man? Maus? Lets find out. Just remember its all about the friends we make along the way and our group are great with new people as we've learned....


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep.9 - Is This The End?

    Aegis protocol....? Why does Lambda look like that? Will it save our favourite losers? We better hope it does or our plucky group are done for. This is a lot of work just to raid some rich guy's office after saving a useless space hamster claiming to be a doctor, but our losers are greedy so that's what they're gonna do!


    This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.

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    1 hr

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In Lasers & Losers, a sci-fi table top RPG, a galaxy suffering calls out for heroes, paragons of good virtue to bring light to the darkness of space. Anyway, it’s definitely not these four. Join…