Look at yourself! You decided to eat like you had three stomachs for the Thanksgiving holiday, and now you feel like a fat sack. While we cant make you feel better, we can explain why you feel the way you do when you bust a button over the holidays. Sit back, relax and grab your favorite gravy boat.

Murfee Brown is the star vampire of Rhode Island. Murfee is dead, ambitious, often self-involved and dead-- but she is also dedicated and dead. She and her family are often at one another's throats, even though they care about one another, but that's the life of a possible vampire.