Never before have we seen this much metal in so few slugs!  Actually, thinking on it, there aren't actually metal slugs in this game; they all seem to be energy pellets of some sort.  At any rate, there are now working graphics, tons of "vehicles", and a number of playable characters.  The same Metal Slug quirkiness, now sequelier and more functional! The download that breaks the machine-gun-camel's back. Show Notes (01:45) An immediate tangent about Savage Dragon  (03:45) Zach’s playing Disgaea 5 (18:45) Tyler’s been playing the smash-a-like Rivals of Aether (24:45) Geremy has been playing the dangerously addicting Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle. (32:45) The Assignment: Metal Slug X (40:00) Ranking Slug Next time on Last Time, Adventure Island! Legally distinct cavemen available for conversation at [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

Samus is back!  To celebrate that (though mostly because of this month's theme), we're revisiting the first real Metroid remake: Zero Mission.  The team learned a bunch of things from Super Metroid and haphazardly applied them to the original game.  What results is an odd, but relatively solid, of bad map design and progression and reasonable controls.  Fun! Ah, my powerups - again!  Better download some more lasers. Show Notes (08:00) The Long Dark in a nutshell. (15:00) Battletechnomancy. (17:30) CAWW (18:30) Because Blizzard needed more tie-ins. (21:15) Essentially a Pendulum Eyes Time Dragon. (29:30) Getting into the game. (41:30) Zero rankings. (47:00) Gotta go fast. Next time on Last Time, Metal Slug X! Camel Cannons at [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

There comes a time in every actions star's career when they get to be a big enough name, that someone is bound to make a videogame based on the movie they were in.  In order to get the jump on other developers, some companies decided to just make the game, and apply licensing post-hoc.  As it happens, this tends to not make for the greatest games.  So, run through the jungle with us as definitely-not-Mr.-Stallone wades through hordes of bland and forgettable enemies to... do a thing?  Maybe aliens? Our downloads take no prisoners. Show Notes (02:00) The Super… I mean, Sunman game Geremy was talking about. (04:15) PubG… with Zmobies! (06:30)  The new Star Guardian skins in League of Legends are Magicalgirltastic! Geremy updated his client and everything! (11:00) Geremy tries to explain Danganronpa while realizing he’s almost completely uninformed about it! And yet he still manages to get pretty much everything right! I’d link something from it, but feel like everything is a spoiler. They're fantastic games that you should definitely go play, though. (14:45) The Long Dark, another game Geremy fails to describe adequately. (22:30) We talk about Dragon Ball for far longer than intended, thanks to Magical Girls. (27:45) The Assignment, Secret Command, a.k.a Rambo (32:45) The non-American box art to Secret Command, as compared to the Rambo box art in the US. (37:15) Rankings Time! Next time on Last Time, Metroid: Zero Mission! No suit, no suit - [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

Finally, the ultimate entry in an unfortunately truncated series!  Oh, nevermind.  There are apparently, like, 20 more of these floating about.  Oh, well.  Join a team of beleaguered youths fighting against a dystopian empire in order to save their ragtag rebellion, which is conveniently based out of well-known and well-funded country of sympathizers.  This time, your stats are directly affected by your actions, so that sets it apart a bit from other entries in the series.  Grinding has rarely been so entertaining! Download more to increase your Bandwidth skill. Show Notes (01:00) A tangent about other FF games. (09:45) Talking about the difficulty (or lack thereof) in Pokémon games. (14:30) Gunpoint is witty, intriguing, and challenging. (16:45) "Tactical Stealth Operations" (24:30) Monado boiz (25:30) Brave Exvius is apparently the mobile FF game.  Also, DO NOT play the phone port of FFII.  It's garbage, and whoever ported it should feel bad. (29:00) For the spoonily lacking. (30:00) We spend a bit going over the GBA/NES differences, such as how stats are not inversely tied to each other in newer versions. (38:00) Gordon.  Also, teaching Tyler the true meaning of shanghai.  More ProZD surprisingly relevant to Leila. (49:00) Did this game get hit in the face enough to achieve max rank? (56:30) None of Geremy's assessments about Secret Command are accurate.  Run! Next time on Last Time, Secret Command! Definitely no Rambos at [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

Some treasure hunters are legendary.  Some steal phoenix feathers to try to resurrect their long-dead girlfriends.  Others think that all artifacts belong in museums.  Some... use all their money to pursue a vague hint of some nebulously defined treasure.  And hop awkwardly to get there.  Summon an eagle (components: 5000 gold pieces) and fly to adventure!  Or mostly just falling down holes a lot and trying to get over that danged pit. All downloads make the same noise when you hit them. Show Notes (04:35) Layton Mystery Journal! Now on IOS and 3DS! (05:45) The Aquatic Adventure of the Last Human (10:25) Shock and Surprise, Zach’s playing League Of Legends (12:45) More Stories of Players Unknown Battlegrounds (22:15) Persona 5! Major Spoilers. Like, the entire ending of the game. (25:30) Persona 5: Clearly The Greatest Valentine's Day Option. Mild Spoilers (29:45) The article Tyler cited saying running like Naruto makes you run faster appears to be farcical. Other great articles on the site include: That one website that streamed One Punch Man is shutting down. (33:45) The assignment Land… wait more Persona 5 spoilers. (37:00) For real, the assignment, Landstalker (46:45) Ranking the Land Next time on Last Time, Final Fantasy II! Hit in the face to get better at bleeding: [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

He is Turok, and I am very late with this episode.  I'm sorry, folks!  I don't have a good excuse other than laziness and being tired, but here we are... finally.  Enjoy some dinos! The world has always been protected.  Guarded against dinosaurs, aliens, and random crusaders I guess.  We are defended... by (the?) Turok.  He's adept at running way fast all the time and also shooting dudes, which are, I suppose, the only real qualifications you really need. Downloadosaurs are the most dangerous thing about this game. Show Noes (02:40) Ninjak seems like a pretty cool maybe British guy. (05:00) While it looks like a joyful frolic, Tyler recommends everyone ignore Angvik. (09:00) Downwell is a ton of fun if you're looking an arcadey game. (13:00) Yooka-Laylee!  It's fun. (14:45) PlunkBat: the random death simulator! (33:00) Basically some cannons on a mountain.  Basically. (46:30) Tenchi time! (50:00) Turok, finally. (1:08:00) Where do dinosaurs rank? Next time on Last Time, Landstalker! Mostly sky stalkers over at [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

When the galaxy's best body build comes a-knockin', there's only one thing to do: team up with two weird angel children and send your own body building... flying... mutant... guys? No one builds a protein plant out of Earth, even if they do have great abs! Defend important areas, like downtown streets, a football stadium I guess?, and the moon for some reason. All in the name of amazing muscles. Exercise that download link. Show Notes (01:15) Geremy’s Kuwabara voice is awful, but Lanipator’s is spot on! (03:15) Kitschy. (07:45) Cube and Star, an Arbitrary Game (10:30) The game Zach got Tyler is Material Girl. Of course it's rated "very positive". (12:15) Zach’s playing This War of Mine. He didn’t ask for that damn war. (14:30) Zach has been playing a lot; next is Valkyrie Drive. For the curious, Dynasty Warriors 8 had 83 playable characters, about ten times what Valkyrie Drive does. (21:30) Counterstrike and a discussion about Smurfs! Wait, that’s not the right link… (23:00) Snipperclips! It’s a right snippy doo. (26:45)  Definite Future Assignment Final Fantasy X. Is it good!? Does it hold up? Hahahahaha? (30:30) Spoilers for Persona 5! Makoto is the best character! (44:00) The assignment, Cho Aniki. (53:30) Body Builder Rankings! Next time on Last Time, Turok!  The original one, obv. Life... uh... finds a way... to be shot. [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

One night, a terrible particle accelerator-based accident occurs!  Leaving his Ferrari behind, incredibly cool guy Lester Chaykin ends up, presumably in a galaxy far, far away.  Taking after the Indiana Jones school of Ph.D.s, he set out on a grand adventure to find out where he is and where he should be.  Unfortunately, he's not nearly as good at it as ol' Indy, and he dies... a lot.  Then gets captured.  Then almost dies, but eventually there's a space dragon, so it all works out.  Fun!(?) Downloads are your Buddies. Show Notes (04:00) JRPGs and New Game +, which Chrono Trigger apparently named. (12:30) Fire breath me like one of your French girls. (17:30) Indigo Prophecy looks pretty spiffing.  Also, time for Another World. (34:30) Transported to a sorted list of rankings? Next time on Last Time, Cho Aniki! Double colorless at [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

Some times, one hit isn't enough.  You just have to do it again.  So, you take a sip of that sweet flying ship, and you're off.  Trippy landscapes and odd warp zones await you, and you can swear you have wings.  Which you do, because you're a sentient ship pod with feet.  Also, there are wood totems and weird spinny clam things to shoot, so you had best be off to do whatever it is winged/legged ships do. The downloads of Opa Opa. Next time on Last Time, Another World! Endless deaths at [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.

Nothing can stand up to your mighty bombs!  Wait... That's Bomberman.  Bomb Jack mostly... jumps.  And opens treasure chests.  A true hero for the ages.  Wade through exceedingly random enemies while collecting either bombs or treasure chests, depending on the current flavor, and avoid... the Torture Room.  Unless you're into that. The first coin gets you sweet shades, and the second coin gets you a download! Show Notes (02:15)  The Steam value calculator Tyler mentioned, with his account as a sample.  Damn you, Star Wars bundle!  And Humble Bundles! (05:45) Some regular ol' Gurumin. (08:30) Zach's initial thoughts on Super Robot Wars OG: The Moondwellers. (16:00) The first of, presumably, many ill-advised purchases. Very ill-advised. (27:00) Geremy's thoughts on his second attempt at Persona 5. (32:00) Persona 3 yourself. (46:00) Gratuitous? (48:00) Mighty Bomb Ranking! Next time on Last Time, Fantasy Zone 2: The Tears of Opa Opa! Who needs drugs when you've got legged ships? [email protected],  [email protected],  [email protected],  or [email protected].  You can also go to the show page at plus.google.com/+LastTimeOnVideogames or comment on the site at www.lasttimeonvideogames.com.  Also, you can follow our tweets @LTOVG.