Welcometotheworld'sfastestJ&Jpodcast! HowyoudoingI'mgoodbutwhere'smycoffee? Ohhereitiswelltimetostartthereview. Whetheryou'reaprogrammingtheoristoradeathrowmurdererweallhaveourownvirtualworldstohideawayin. Andsometimesthoseworldsbecomeus. Donthatanimuscontraption/lovesuit,becauseyouhavenochoice/lifeismeaningless. Getyerpopcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Zero Theorem'. - 'Assassin's Creed'.

Merry Christmas, you mother-f***ers! Get yer popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Scrooged'. - 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story'.

Happy New Year's, mother-f***ers! Get yer popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Sense8 A Christmas Special'. - 'Passengers'.

Welcome back, folks! Have you ever gotten so into a book that you feel you're there? Or been so engrossed in a painting you could feel your ad falling into it? Well have we got a show for you. Burton versus Ford. Giant eyeballs versus blindness. Cinema versus metaphor. And always, Amy Adams. Get yer popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Big Eyes'. - 'Nocturnal Animals'.

Welcome back folks, to another episode of LNDFPS. Within you will find: inner demons, chaotic madness, and ritualized murders. Or if you prefer: demon innards, mad chaos, and murderous rituals. Choose carefully. And get yer popcorn, gosh darn it! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'The Voices'. - 'The Wailing'.

Howdy Folks! How do we sound? Sometimes a little factory reset does a body good. (Please ignore the mild peaking in Jon’s channel.) This week, rats’ nests and suitcases full of contraband set the stage. The time is dawn in late August: the tractor lies asleep in its golden fields, exhausted by its abundance. The world is cold, and common humans rule the day. Or so they think. And the inciting incident? Magical creatures are afoot. Get yer popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'The Secret of NIMH'. - 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them'.

Have you ever wondered who is up there, in the far reaches of outer space? Staring down, watching us? Perhaps they mean us well; perhaps they mean us harm. Either way, we won't know until… they Arrive/make Contact/I don't know. Join the J’s as they try to work out exactly what all the sound waves and linguistics mean. And who knows, perhaps along the way and you’ll prove the Sapir-Whorf theory/meet your long-dead father/I don’t know. Popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Contact'. - 'Arrival'.

Get your popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Aeon Flux'. - 'Doctor Strange'.

Come along, boys and girls, and  take a journey with us. To Hell and back again. (Boy I wish we had a spooky font to use here.) First up, five Turkish police officers mistakenly stumble onto a hellish ritual in somebody's dream. Then, Tom Hanks steps out of his own fiery visions, and goes on a merry tour of Europe's many attractions. Look, a basilica!  Get your popcorn, people. Guts, glory, and museum porn await you in this week's episode. - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Baskin'. - 'Inferno'.

Welcome to another Late Night Double Feature Picture… SHOW!! This week is more of a lovey-dovey week, or is it? It’s much closer to an animated musical week, but not really. Really it's more of a Jemaine Clement week. Love that guy. So what do you think, dear listeners? Which film is obviously the winner this week? Are you more of an indie rom-commer, or a seafaring adventurer? Tell us in the comments, or on Facebook, or on Twitter. I don’t know, wherever you are. You’re welcome. Get yer popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Eagle vs. Shark'. - 'Moana'.