Imagine if you will, an ideal future. Men and women going about their merry ways, pastel houses and blurred, bokeh homescreens. An interconnected world where children laugh and scream, oblivious to the miriad, terrifying ways that Charlie Brooker plans to obviate their lives. Take a walk with me, through this facsimilous suburbia of the future, called the Black Mirror Zone. - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Black Mirror'.

You know what time it is. It's time for crazy walls, for mental breakdowns, for the paranoid and the asocial. That's right, it's time for some MATH! This week, Jon and Joel plumb the minds of Bobby Fischer, the troubled chessmaster whose match against Boris Spassky is considered the greatest in history, and Christian Wolff, a high-functioning autistic with a head for finances and the body of Batman. Who will win? Were they even fighting? And if so, what was their game? Listen to find out. ... also popcorn. - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Pawn Sacrifice'. - 'The Accountant'.

Howdy folks, and welcome back to the J's! This week, Charles Bronson, and Emily Blunt. VERSUS! Trains, trains, and automo-trains. ... also popcorn. - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Breakheart Pass'. - 'The Girl on the Train'.

Congratulations! In just two more shows, you'll earn a free popcorn! Or, save those ticket stubs for one of our loftier prizes, like a TV episode or the coveted triple-feature! This week, J & J recount the tales of two bands of... 'peculiar' children, and their antics with strange matrons. Except one film goes all 'Misery' and the other is basically an X-Men flick, but good. Have you ever tried Tang on your popcorn? Surprisingly tasty, and oh so nineties. - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Flowers for Algernon'. - 'Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day'.

Fowdy, holks! You asked for it. You begged and pleaded. And now, it's here: our first ever Western double-feature! So riddle me this. Who wins in a gunfight: Michael Fassbender; or Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ethan Hawke, Lee-Byung Hun, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, and Martin Sensmeier? Sure that's seven guys against one, but the band o' brothers have to share a single gun. Hmm. Let us know when you figure it out. Popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Slow West'. - 'The Magnificent Seven'.

Welcome, dear listeners... TO YOUR DEATH! Not really, though. This week, the J. and the J. travel to the fanciful town of Gatlin/Burkittsville, where all the children/locals have come to greet you with scythes/rock piles, and help you with your irreligiosity/tents. If you leave alive and in one piece, then we aren't doing our jobs... But not really. Popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Children of the Corn'. - 'Blair Witch'.

Welcome back folks! So tell us: are you more into silly films, or serious? Eighties pulp, or modern romance? Ninja fights, or love letters in lighthouses? Well one way or another, this week we have just what you need. Because we know you have special needs, dear listener. And while some require laughable exposition and a pizza to pass the time, others may require a bowl of ice cream and a Hallmark movie. So we're told, but we're not here to judge: we're here to help. Also popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'Big Trouble in Little China'. - 'The Light Between Oceans'.

Welcome back folks! This week, Joel sucks at Google! Also some movies. Popcorn! - - - - - Topics this week include: - 'The Invitation'. - 'High-Rise'.

Hey all you eighties babies out there! Ever wonder what your childhood might have been if you were a seventies baby? Enjoy feeling nostalgia for a time you weren't even cognizant during? Love Twin Peaks, Amazing Stories, AND that Goosebumps TV series? Well GO WATCH STRANGER THINGS, then come back and tell us what you think. Plus super-surprise guest! Spoilers, it's JLo. No, not that one. Grab you some popcorn! DnD!! - - - - - Topics this week include: - Stranger Things. - Don't Breathe.

What? Where am I? What year is this? And why am I in a hospital room? It feels like I've been asleep for... WEEKS?! Welcome back folks. It's been a while, we know, but sometimes life gets in the way. For this short-ish episode, Joel recounts the last few weeks for you, Jon starts drinking Soylent (again), and Ian McKellen shows up! Well, in movie form. How old is that guy? It feels good to be back. Hope you enjoy! - - - - - Topics this week include: - Joel's butt! - 'Mr. Holmes'.