BOOOOOOOOOO babies! It's October and you know what that means! It's time for another spooktacular! Does the 2007 found footage film Paranormal Activity hold up? You know what's not scary? The dope ass profit margins of this movie. If we play our cards right we're gonna be rich!*

*Home and garden podcast, Late To The Table declare bankruptcy later that day

We're looking to put together a crew with a very particular set of skills. Skills to steal the jokes from 3 other movie podcasts owned by Andy Garcia. Are you in or out? Right now. I need to know. You're out? You're wearing a wire? SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT…also does Oceans 11 hold up? Find out babies!

The greatest trick the devil ever played on mankind was giving them nostalgic feelings about Jim Carey's The Mask. Does it hold up? Will Rich's suggestion of watching The Mask strain their friendship past the breaking point? Are there wholly inappropriate Rodney King jokes in this movie? FIND OUT YOU BABY COWARDS.

The guys check out the first three episodes of the seminal anime, Cowboy Bebop. Does it hold up to two handsome nerds in 2021? Why erry'budy so hungry? Is your dog and NFT? Find out now!

Come original to episode 311 of Late To The Table! Mike and Rich are super sleepy and lose their goddamn minds. Topics include, deer, deer, and getting your balls ripped off. Uh oh!

The gang watches a Tom Cruise movie that doesn't seem like it should be 20 fucking years old. Holy shit. Man. Where did the time go? We're all just dust in the wind brought to you by nokia and aquafina.

I don't think anyone reads these descriptions. Sure. I could talk about if the 1978 The Wiz holds up...ORRRR I could let you in on my dark secret. For the past 5 years I've hidden clues in all of these episode descriptions as to the true identity of the golden state killer! What? He was caught? Well. Shit. What have I been doing with my time then?

The guys watch the highly decorated, prestige film The French Connection to see if it holds up. Tempers flare and nothing is as it seems when Mike forever ruins Rich's favorite fast food haven. Who will survive the coming purge? FIND OUT BABIES.

Well, well, well. Look who showed back up. You have a lot of nerve coming to this podcast feed. Acting like you know something about nothing when you really know nothing about something! You disgust me. I bet you don't even know if the 2014 movie Kingsmen holds up! Wait. You do? You're director Matthew Vaughn? SHIT. Scatter!

The guys are uncharacteristically on track while watching the 1985 movie Clue. Does it hold up or is it a mercenary cash grab? Is it a piece of anti-capitalist film? Is anyone going to help Tim Curry carry the weight of this dang thing? FIND OUT YOU INFANTS.