The Late To The Table crew makes it through another 365 days having learned nothing. They managed to ignore all personal growth and professional problems to bring you their top and bottom 5 movies of the year. If we DID learn anything from 2017 its this: don't give anyone a bottom five. That's a butt slap. You know what the sexiest thing in the world is? Consent. Yeaaaah baby show me some of that sweet, sweet consent!

Lethal Weapon is KIND OF a Christmas movie! Late To The Table is KIND OF entertaining! Does Lethal Weapon hold up? Who cares! I'm getting too old for this shit.

THERE ARE SPOILERS! SO MANY SPOILERS. ALL OF THE SPOILERS. Everyone else in America watched The Last Jedi and so did Late To The Table. You've heard what the critics have said, you've heard what the fan boys have said, now hear what two OTHER straight white males think! It's the outsider perspective YOU NEVER SAW COMING!!!!!!

The guys make the podcast equivalent of the actual Titanic: too big, too long, and an unmitigated disaster. After avoiding it for 20 years does James Cameron's Titanic hold up? Is it difficult to keep focus during a three hour movie? How off track can two men get? Find out over the course of an unreasonable amount of time! In the time it takes you to listen to this episode you could get a certification in first aid…or cook a roast…..Jesus.

I can't stress enough how important the 1978 next to the title is. It's so, so very important. Really. It affects a lot. Does Ralph Bakshi's 1978 animated version of Lord Of The Rings Hold up? Will the guys ever win a Peabody? Why is the episode so long? Find out now!

The gang breaks new ground by talking about Hitler AND putting stuff in your butt.

Meta taggin': Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, The Sound of Music, World War II, movies, musicals

In their three year anniversary(!) episode, Mike and Rich examine a classic musical like consummate professionals.

Two men talk loudly into a microphone.

meta taggin': Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Giraffes

In the most heavily edited episode to date, the guys manage to cut out all of Mike's socialist rants but leave in a whole lotta butt stuff. WHOOPS.

Metataggin': The Shawshank Redemption, Time Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Andy Dufrene, Red, Butts, Butt stuff

The spooktacular concludes! The Blair With Project is a movie I wanted to hate. Does it hold up? Does the Blair Witch poop in the woods? I mean…I'd imagine right? It lives there. Where else would it poop? And don't say it doesn't poop. I once read a novel which posited that EVERYBODY poops.