Late To The Table finally strikes it rich by combining podcasts and pornography. Listen as Mike and Rich do the whole show naked. Hey, you can’t prove we didn’t.

Ok. Ok. We’re not late to a table. This is current. There are spoilers. SPOILERS. Rich intensely talks about the Expanded universe, Mike dicks around and talks about robot hand jobs, Brent is just a nice, stand up guy who likes Star Wars…you know usual Late To The Table stuff. BUUUUT, different than a standard episode. A free wheelin’ talk about a current movie. IT’S THE ONLY WAY WE COULD DO AN EPISODE THIS WEEK. ENJOY IT.

The guys finally complete their Jedi training/destiny and watch Die Hard. Does it hold up? Is it the greatest Christmas movie ever? Probably. Listen don’t pretend you’re not all just watching Star Wars now. I see you. I see you Kyle. In Berlin Connecticut. GO AHEAD. Watch Star Wars. Just listen to Late to the Table while you’re waiting in line baby!*It’s not the best episode ever, I mean did you listen to our Gremlins episode? That was good yo!

12/14 6:52pm REAL AUDIO IS UP, UNEDITED SHOW WAS UPLOADED BY MISTAKE! SORRY!

Mike and Rich watch a small art film called Point Break. Have you ever wondered what would happen if surfers became bank robbers? I mean, me neither, but Kathryn Bigelow has. Is the movie worth a reboot or does it wipe out? Get it? Wipe out? It’s a surfing joke. Killing it.

Ho ho how’s it going homeys? It’s Late to the Table holiday movie month! The guys have seen Gremlins 2 but never Gremlins. That makes sense right? That’s not weird is it? It is weird. We watched Gremlins! It was enjoyable! What other movie combines Christmas, comedy, and horror? Christmas with the Kranks? I mean, yeah. Most Time Allen vehicles are a little spooky. I’m looking at you Wild Hogs.

The feel good movie that’s not really a feel good movie! Mike and Rich check out the 90’s classic that your middle school music teacher loved. Also: Terrence Howard. I repeat: we have a Terrence Howard sighting. Set your Terrence Howard Alert Level to 4. This is not a drill.

Waaaaah! Episode 52! One year of the podcast! Thanks for sticking with us! Quick warning: THE AUDIO QUALITY IS A LITTLE OFF IN THIS ONE. Nothing too horrendous, we did our best to fix a mic issue. We have a lot of fun in this episode, it’s worth it. I mean, damn son, look at the title!

Mike and Rich go for broke/gross corporate synergy and see if old James Bond movies hold up. Did you guys see Spectre? I don’t think Daniel Craig uses a door in that movie. Homeboy is jumping through windows and punching out walls CONSTANTLY. Maybe Bond just hates doors? Fact: If you go back through all the James Bond movies you never see him use a door. FACT.

Have you ever wanted to watch Mel Gibson cold clock a teenage girl? What about an S&M death match on the set of the California Love music video? Boy do we have the movie for you. The guys celebrates episode 50 in the worst possible way: completing their viewing of the Mad Max trilogy.

Somehow the tale of a young girl being sold into slavery and healing people with the power of medicinal poop has become one of the most acclaimed animated films of all time. GET IT SON!