Laughs & Drafts

The boiz discover a father and his son from Ohio encounter something they’ve never seen before while hunting bears. A domestic dispute starts out with a bloody wound from a frozen pork chop. A man with “harmless” back pain injects himself with his own semen. FBI raids a morgue employee’s home and found 3,000 penises in glass jars. Strap in everyone, it’s gonna get weird. 

The boiz are coming at ya with a man who sensually licks doorbells, man who died from losing control of his car because he was watching porn, a WWII flamethrower sex game, a man who named his machete kindness and more! We also review Great Divide Brewing Yeti and Tommyknocker Cherrywood Sour Brown Ale. Don’t miss it!

The boiz have covered quite a few stories and guzzled a lot of craft brews in 2019. We've been on a little hiatus due to life making a mess of things. We'll be back soon with more unrelenting dad jokes, the sassiest of sarcasm, names we can't pronounce and a ton of examples where drug use might be beneficial. For now, enjoy the very best stories of 2018! 

The boiz cover a baseball story that is Fast & Furious meets Sandlot. You'll never be able to scrub it from your brain...

FOR-EVVV-ER

In this weeks' episode one of stories is Fast & Furious meets Sandlot. You'll never be albe to scrub it from your brain...

FOR-EVVV-ER

The boiz aren't out yet! We hate to disappoint, but we're not dead yet. Planet Fitness shenanigans, mountain lion telepathy, Shanghai does blackface skits, 360 no scopes, Nvidia vs. AMD leads to murder, man with no arms is arrested. All of this and more! Cocaine, let it rain. 

Beers:

Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero

https://www.clownshoesbeer.com/cs_beer/chocolate-sombrero/?doing_wp_cron=1535068818.8935389518737792968750

Salt Creek Cream Ale

https://saltcreekbrewery.beer/our-beer/

Don't count us out! We hate to disappoint, but we're not dead yet. Planet Fitness shenanigans, mountain lion telepathy, Shenghai does blackface skits, 360 no scopes, Nvidia vs. AMD leads to murder, man with no arms is arrested. All of this and more! Cocaine, let it rain. 

Beers:

Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero

https://www.clownshoesbeer.com/cs_beer/chocolate-sombrero/?doing_wp_cron=1535068818.8935389518737792968750

Salt Creek Cream Ale

https://saltcreekbrewery.beer/our-beer/

The boiz throw some curve balls. An Ethiopian priest and a crocodile square off in the river, rat scrotums are used to prevent infidelity, Captain Kirk gets charged with disorderly conduct, man kidnaps scientist to request immortality for his dog and a father and son battle each other for Cheez-its and Tea. Jason picks our beer with interesting results and a good chiding!

Left Hand Polestar Pilsner

http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/polestar-pilsner/

Tin Man Overlord Imperial IPA

http://tinmanbrewing.com/ourbeers/overlord/

The boiz start catching frogs and de-silking worms just in time to make their very own frogkini! Papa LeFleur in the studio teaches us that and practical life lessons. Brazil demands American sperm, future serial killers break a silicone hooker, the Flat Earth Society claims Australia is a made up place and no matter how crazy a person is nobody likes crap between the cheeks. Prepare yourself, let's get weird.

Kentucky Peach Barrel Wheat

http://www.kentuckyale.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-peach-barrel-wheat-ale

Schlenkerla Smoke Beer

https://www.schlenkerla.de/indexe.html#

The boiz are curious, when you think of what a terrorist might be or how they act you probably wouldn't think of a rooster putting his talons in the back of a bulldog, but that is exactly what happened in Miami, Florida. We've got elementary teachers giving birthday spankings, homemade energy drinks and much more! Grab a beer, put us in your ear and prepare to laugh until hurts!

Beers:

New Day Rethinker

https://www.newdaycraft.com/on-tap

Wild Ohio Brewing Mango Hops

http://www.wildohiobrewing.com/beers/