Yep, Marcellus was right; no one else is allowed to touch the goods...

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Comment below what you think Mike does with his holy water...

A much more chill episode...

*Sam Elliot voice* "Imagine after a long day of working your no-show construction job, you come home to 3 Papa John's pizzas. Some would consider this a war crime, but you, a true American, see this for what it is. A delicacy. You eat that stale $8 medium half pepperoni, half mushroom pie with joy. You top it all off with a 6 Bud Lights before resting your head on your MyPillow to dream about calling a certain law enforcement group on your coworkers who you think are taking your job. That's the true American Dream."

Imagine having to admit to your wife that not only are you cheating, but you're also a Coldplay fan...

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It's incredible what AI can create...

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Sorry for the cringe title. I'm just making sure this catches attention so people tune in and then vote in the poll.

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Turns out the "full get up" is a t-shirt and jeans...

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We wanna see players hit 70 homers in a year again.

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God should have taken Reggie MIller instead of Bill Walton

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