Because we've maybe (maybe) exhausted talking about Twin Peaks for a bit and you're likely looking for something new or nostalgic to binge, listen in as we take you into another world of fog and Duchovony (minus the panty hoes in this role). In this episode (recorded before the pandemic - ah how young and naïve we were!) each of us gives you an episode of the X-Files that we love that is stand alone and will allow you to dive into this binge worthy and weird in just the right way series. If you like the three we suggest try tackling all 209 episodes. It should keep you busy for a weekend. Meanwhile... the truth is out there ;)

Here are the episodes we chose:

Melissa - "Irresistible" Season 2, Episode 13

Pat - "Humbug" Season 2, Episode 20

Kelly - "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Season 5, Episode 5

Years have passed! We might all be in the Dark Lodge (we don't know). And Pat, Melissa, and I have barely, barely grown as people. In fact the first thing on our Shelter in Place agenda:

-Twin Peaks Pilot Redux

Are we George Lucasing? NO! But our pilot did not have our Dark Queen of Sass, Melissa (who let's face it, this journey is really about). We're righting that wrong and adding in an Oregonian Sprite named Alyssa who has a LOT of theories. Meanwhile...

No that pic is not a stock image of The Great Northern that is the real thing! As promised, the gang has traveled all the way to the beautiful Salish Lodge and Spa in Snowqualmie Washington to walk in the footsteps of Lynch and sample damn fine coffee, cherry pie, and Twin Peaks themed cocktails.

Like Catherine surviving in her rusticated family cottage on tuna-fish cans (or did she?, the gang survived a year without Twin Peaks and we need a FIX of that sweet sparkle. Specifically we'll talk about:

-Big news for future episodes!

-Our reflections on "The Return" a year later

-Fave Twin Peaks episodes

-General debauchery

Is it future or is it past?!!! No seriously... tell us!! Uncle Nate, Husband Pat, Real Spouse Melissa, and Me (Kelly), take our last trip to the Black Lodge via Odessa Texas and two very Lynchy Road Trips. Also, Bobby killed a guy... just a reminder.

As this is our last full episode (special bonus features en route!) we want to thank all our Dugpas, Doppelgangers, Tulpas, and Townies for Listening. Thank you also to Tom Meier.

Stay tuned for Riker Grew a Beard: A Star Trek Next Generation Podcast! Meanwhile...

Gotcha part 2! Our sleeping beauty is 100% awake and he IS the FBI!!! It is not a good day to be a Horne. Daddy issues abound for Richard, Jerry is looking at the wrong end of the telescope and Audrey... is running out of sand. In other devastation news, we discuss Diane and Cooper's final night together. Janey E. looks to hubby upgrade and Rodney Mitchum explains the plot of Twin Peaks in 4 bullet points. Plus.. the resurrection of a certain ship. Meanwhile...

We're on the Threshold Lynchies and there's some fear in letting go... In Part 15 is an episode of highs and lows. First and foremost a heartfelt sendoff to our beloved Log Lady. Nadine shows us that "true love is giving the other what makes them happy." Melissa gets GOT when we find out that Richard is indeed the son of Audrey Horne. How much does Kelly gloat? How will the magic of Sunset Boulevard bring our sweet Dale Cooper back to us?

Find out this week in Laura Palmer is Dead: A Twin Peaks Podcast. Meanwhile...

Twin Peaks vs. Game of Thrones! The Nerds lose their last shred of cool by debating which is better right now. We're on a quest to out spoil with spoilers from: Mad Men, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Mozart in the Jungle, and (duh) Multiplicity. Uncle Nate has two big theories: 1. Andy McDowell Kills Puppies and 2. Tammy is a Manny.... she's also the new James! This week the Giant gets some re-branding, Pat is super serious about crimes against "The Mail", and we unpack why nothing means nothing in Twin Peaks. Meanwhile...

Muddy believes in one thing and that one thing is.... ARM WRESTLIN' !!!! Hear the tale of how Evil Coop took control of a rag tag bunch of Rockabillies. The Dowd marriage comes to a head over Audrey Theory- Melissa, Kelly, and Pat discuss the intricacies of a Double R franchise and the plight of Big Ed. In shipping news.... Jadine?! (That's right... Jacoby + Nadine = Sweet psychotic love) Somehow it all makes sense like a Boxing Match going round and round. Meanwhile...

AUDREY IS BACK AND she's wearing a red cape (which does not bode well). She is also decidedly NOT married to Billy Zane... wah wah. In other news red news, Melissa and Nate are unimpressed with a seductress little minx who we'll call "understudyTammy, "Gordon continues to be adorable, Melissa still is not sold on Richard Horne's parentage and things are not going well for Sarah Palmer. Turns out there are some things you just don't get over. Meanwhile...