How is the beard representation in Twin Peaks? What is the Bushnell Double down and most importantly... WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!!!! Find out on LPID: ATPP with special guest star Uncle Nate! Plus: Red Theory, why twos are bigger than threes now, and Briggs Family Therapy Hour! Spoilers: Gwyneth Paltrow's head is in the box. Meanwhile...

Who's your daddy Richard Horne?! The gang gets into a real parent trap about Twin Peaks Joffrey in this especially rowdy edition of LPID:ATPP with Special Guest Star Neighbor Nate the Nerd! In shipping news everyone loves Calbert (Candace n' Albert)... it's about time that guy got laid! Meanwhile...

Tom has gone to the Black Lodge but our Search for the Zone continues. Join Pat, Kelly, and Melissa as we tackle number theory, chair theory, and how Bobby is the center of the universe.

Holy Zombie Coal Miner Dugpas Batman!!! This week we discuss why the atomic bomb was the origin of Bob, what happened the last time Diane and Coop saw each other, and a LOT of Black Lodge Theory. Meanwhile...

Toad got skinny! It's a battle of the Douche bags this week with three, new Lynchian Villians: In this corner Stephen Burnett - the most aggressively Ginger adult male you'll ever meet with a coke habit and a super dumb ponytail to boot. In this corner RICHARD HORNE (yes Kelly went nuts over his last name) the Twin Peaks Joffery who targets women and little kids, also loves coke and has Sherilynn Fenn's eyes... finally to round things out- Ike the Spike a dwarf who kills people, you guessed it, with a spike. Meanwhile...

Lucy ate a Chocolate bunny and that's why Coop was stuck in the black lodge for 25 years - case closed! You never thought you'd hear it but Kelly makes a case for the return of Josie. Plus David Duchovny why won't you love me? These episodes have Three times the Kyle MacLachlan! Who is the mysterious woman Gordon and Albert are going to consult about Coop? Plenty of damn fine weirdness to sort through! Meanwhile...

It's here!!!! Loyal fans get some big payoff with the Return parts 1 and 2. Lots of old cast members are back and some of them have started their own Marijuana Dispensaries! Others are living in the woods and playing with shovels. We get answers on Coop's whereabouts the last 25 years and pick up with beloved Sherrif's Department couple... Deputy Brennan and Lucy Brennan. Hawk is still doing all the real detective work and STILL isn't Chief. Some things never change but most things do in the triumphant return of Twin Peaks! Meanwhile...

Welcome to weird! Fire Walk With Me makes Twin Peaks seem like an episode of Will and Grace. Remember the Mill plot? Yeah, those days are long gone. Lynch has out lynched himself on this cult classic prequel that delves into the final days (in gory incestuous detail) of Laura Palmer's young life. Plus... Bobby killed a guy! We'll talk you through it all as you uncurl from the fetal position. Meanwhile...

We are out of the muck and into the Black! The Black Lodge that is! David Lynch directs the finale of Twin Peaks and we're here to unpack it all: Doppelgangers, Earle vs. Bob (spoiler Bob wins duh), the bromance of Andy n' Harry n' Coop, civil disobedience, the dramatic conclusion of the Mill plot, and what Coop sees in the mirror. This episode made a fan of our resident Cynic. We'll see you in the trees! Meanwhile...

This week it's all about Townspeople and Tiaras with the whole town turned out for Miss Twin Peaks. Audrey throws shade on the whole thing and refuses to do lame dance numbers involving props thereby ensuring her place in all our hearts, Lucy has the moves and should have won! Alas, resident, beautiful piece of cardboard Annie is the lucky one after spending two minutes in our beloved Twin Peaks. But she wins more than she bargained for... all that and a bunch of rainbow trout as we speed toward a dramatic conclusion. Meanwhile...