Ohohohohohohoho. We hit peak Jude in the film that launched a thousand adolescent crushes and pop-punk song titles, Closer (2004). In their de facto Theater episode, Fran and Caroline are joined by Lindsey Weber (Who? Weekly). Fran hasn't yet seen Notes on a Scandal (2006) and Caroline learns what simp is.

It's the Odyssey but longer! Jude takes forever to cross North Carolina in Oscar contender Cold Mountain (2003). Plus - more updates on Hook. Fran is happy to see Charlie Hunnam again and Caroline shares some loose facts about the Civil War (American).

Jude loves tech! Fran and Caroline watch an early Jude performance in auteur David Cronenberg's eXistenZ (1999). Fran once ate shark marinated in urine and Caroline went to liberal arts college.

[NOTE for Witcher fans: we know it’s "Geralt" (hard g) not "Geralt" (soft g)]

Jude can't afford it! Our guy does great work supporting Carrie Coon The God in this year's The Nest. Fran doesn't want to talk about horses and Caroline wonders if Jude knew it was Yom Kippur when he went on vacation. **SPOILERS FOR THE NEST IN EPISODE**

Jude is a box of spilled spaghetti! Patricia Clarkson hits the nail on the head with the only good line in the mess of a movie that is the 2006 remake of All the King's Men. Fran endures heartbreak seeing her favorite literary character of all time reduced to a charmless passive observer and Caroline wonders who really wants a remake of Peter Pan. Also featuring Sander the Producer.

He's the greatest teacher we've ever had! Jude plays noted gay wizard Albus Dumbledore in the second of five (FIVE!) Fantastic Beasts movies set in the Harry Potter universe, The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018). Fran wonders were Jude is quarantining and Caroline can't help but talk about The Phantom Menace (1999). Joined at length by producer extraordinaire Sander Randall.

Jude loves the law! Fran and Caroline discuss the career pivot Jude pulls off as Karenin in Joe Wright's Anna Karenina (2012). Fran remains extremely well read and Caroline tries to describe a cassette from her childhood.

You lost your hand?! Fran and Caroline are joined by Karen Han to discuss all things Dom Hemingway (2013), including but not limited to co-star Richard E. Grant and the extended Karen's Boys (TM) universe. Fran has never seen Breaking Bad and Caroline knows who Marilyn Manson is.

It's a crazy cupcake! Jude knows exactly how hot he is as a mediocre secret agent in Spy (2015). Fran doesn't know anyone named Brick and Caroline agrees that Statham should have been in Ford v. Ferarri (2019).

Weegee was real! Jude is a third-billed creep in Road to Perdition (2002). To celebrate Hollywood's Biggest Night (TM), Fran bravely goes on TikTok and Caroline wonders if Sam Mendes and Chris Nolan ever hang out.