Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸

This week on Mystery Crate, we're talking all things Independence Day—from our holiday plans to the different types of people you'll find at every 4th of July party.

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Chris and Zas are back with another edition of Show and Tell, and things only get weirder from there.

This week on Mystery Crate:

• Chris & Zas bring their latest Show and Tell items.
• We check back in on the World Cup teams we were assigned and see how everyone's doing.
• We revisit which people around the show would be perfect fits for different TV shows now that the cast has grown.
• Chris explains why he'd be the perfect Love Island contestant... and pulls Roy for a chat.
• Roy then attempts to show off his flirting game, and let's just say... he might need another season.

Drop a comment below:

Who from the show would actually survive on Love Island?

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Fuentes returns from the World Cup with stories from the stadium, the atmosphere, and everything he saw on the ground. Meanwhile, the rest of us were assigned World Cup teams and had to present our scouting reports... with wildly different levels of preparation and expertise.
Plus, we try matzo chips for the first time, Rose delivers an all-time phrase, and the crew debates which tv show would be the perfect fit if we are inserted as new characters.
World Cup chaos, questionable soccer analysis, unexpected snacks, and career moves that absolutely no one asked for.
Which TV show would YOU fit into best?

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A brand-new Mystery Crate anthem has arrived! Jeremy unveils the latest Mystery Crate song before the crew dives headfirst into World Cup fever.

With some members of the show preparing to attend matches, we decided to assign everyone a national team to support during the World Cup. The catch? Nobody got to choose. A wheel decided everyone's fate, and let's just say the reactions were... less than enthusiastic.

Plus, we wrap things up by ranking the films of legendary director Steven Spielberg, debating which classics belong at the top and which might be a little overrated.

• New Mystery Crate song debut
• World Cup team assignments decided by chance
• Unexpected reactions and heartbreak
• Steven Spielberg movie tier list

Let us know in the comments: Which World Cup team would YOU want to represent, and what's your favorite Spielberg movie?

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Who would YOU choose as your athlete best friend?
This week on Mystery Crate, the crew holds the ultimate Athlete Best Friend Draft. The rules are simple: pick professional athletes you'd actually want in your friend group. No fantasy teams, no championships, just vibes.
From Caitlin Clark and Tom Brady to Shaq, Tiger Woods, Dwyane Wade, Charles Barkley, Sophie Cunningham, Jameis Winston, and more, everyone builds their dream squad and then debates whose crew would be the most fun to hang out with.
Plus:
• The World Cup is almost here
• Jessica's latest New York celebrity sighting
• Parenting debates, iPads at restaurants, and lost Flanigan's tokens
• Movie recommendations and more Mystery Crate chaos
Drop your own Athlete Best Friend Draft in the comments and let us know who won.

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Tony refuses to leave bad reviews online... but after this restaurant experience, he may have changed his mind.

From surprise fees and automatic gratuity to one-star reviews and food debates, this episode goes completely off the rails.

Featuring:

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The Mystery Crate crew digs up old high school photos… and immediately regrets it.

In this episode:

Some people looked exactly the same. Others… not so much.

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Tony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE.

This episode spirals into:

Also featuring: Mark Messier’s legendary 1994 guarantee, HOA nightmares, and why nobody should ever help friends move after age 30.
Subscribe for more Mystery Crate chaos.

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet.

Yes. Actual letters.

Along the way:

This episode spirals immediately and never recovers.
Featuring: Chris Cote, Jessica Smetana, Roy, Rose, Zaslow, Tony, Amin, and Dameshek

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time.

We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always.

In this episode:

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