A brand-new Mystery Crate anthem has arrived! Jeremy unveils the latest Mystery Crate song before the crew dives headfirst into World Cup fever.

With some members of the show preparing to attend matches, we decided to assign everyone a national team to support during the World Cup. The catch? Nobody got to choose. A wheel decided everyone's fate, and let's just say the reactions were... less than enthusiastic.

Plus, we wrap things up by ranking the films of legendary director Steven Spielberg, debating which classics belong at the top and which might be a little overrated.

• New Mystery Crate song debut
• World Cup team assignments decided by chance
• Unexpected reactions and heartbreak
• Steven Spielberg movie tier list

Let us know in the comments: Which World Cup team would YOU want to represent, and what's your favorite Spielberg movie?

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Who would YOU choose as your athlete best friend?
This week on Mystery Crate, the crew holds the ultimate Athlete Best Friend Draft. The rules are simple: pick professional athletes you'd actually want in your friend group. No fantasy teams, no championships, just vibes.
From Caitlin Clark and Tom Brady to Shaq, Tiger Woods, Dwyane Wade, Charles Barkley, Sophie Cunningham, Jameis Winston, and more, everyone builds their dream squad and then debates whose crew would be the most fun to hang out with.
Plus:
• The World Cup is almost here
• Jessica's latest New York celebrity sighting
• Parenting debates, iPads at restaurants, and lost Flanigan's tokens
• Movie recommendations and more Mystery Crate chaos
Drop your own Athlete Best Friend Draft in the comments and let us know who won.

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Tony refuses to leave bad reviews online... but after this restaurant experience, he may have changed his mind.

From surprise fees and automatic gratuity to one-star reviews and food debates, this episode goes completely off the rails.

Featuring:

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The Mystery Crate crew digs up old high school photos… and immediately regrets it.

In this episode:

Some people looked exactly the same. Others… not so much.

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Tony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE.

This episode spirals into:

Also featuring: Mark Messier’s legendary 1994 guarantee, HOA nightmares, and why nobody should ever help friends move after age 30.
Subscribe for more Mystery Crate chaos.

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet.

Yes. Actual letters.

Along the way:

This episode spirals immediately and never recovers.
Featuring: Chris Cote, Jessica Smetana, Roy, Rose, Zaslow, Tony, Amin, and Dameshek

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time.

We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always.

In this episode:

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Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week, Chris Cote is snuggled up af, an we dig into 2000 MLB Logos Tier List all on this week’s Mystery Crate.

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This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day.

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, things go completely off the rails…

We start with a very heated debate about tuna (yes… tuna), somehow transition into Masters menus, Larry Bird stories, and then—out of nowhere—Rose takes us on a LIVE tour of Guatemala City 🇬🇹… all the way to an Applebee’s.

Along the way:

-Tuna takes get way too serious

-The Masters menu turns into a full breakdown 🍽️

-Zas delivers another legendary old-school story

-Rose proves Guatemala is VERY real… with a full field trip

-And yes… we end at Applebee’s

This episode is pure chaos—in the best way.

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