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Taking a wolf in sheep's clothing to a whole separate meaning with today's short story reading! Mix assasin's creed levels of stealth with assassin's creed levels of slaughter once that stealth is found out and you'll get the jist of what is going on in this story...

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All Kindred Eve

Written by Matt Dunn

Theme Music: Riot Games

Yo ho! All together! Hoist the colors high! Unless you are Gangplank and your colors along with your flagship are exploded by somebody you wronged decades ago. That's just the sort of thing that is a daily occurrence in the city of Bilgewater. Thieves, murderers and worse can start anew in this city of opportunity. Join a crew, start your own, and work for renown as long as you give the sea what it is due, lest it eat you in the night. Join Funky Odor as we begin our next series in the city of Bilgewater!

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Captain Gangplank Theme Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWmmpo5OsC8

Listen to an unedited, 30+ minute rant from your host as he discusses TSM, their history and why they have unraveled and spiraled into a bottom team in the LCS. 

The name's Ornn.... no further pleasantries needed.....Despite Ornn's wishes we will discuss him further than just his name as the forge ram shapes the freljord like a cast iron creation of his mighty forge. Ornn will battle Volibear and his abominable minions the Ursine at any time and despite his gruff exterior, wants to protect those of the freljord. Or at least help them protect themselves from greater evils.

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Ornn Story and Biography:

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/ornn-color-story/

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/ornn/

Ornn Theme Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dngwUyqXXt8

Ornn Voice Lines: 

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/28149-ornn-league-of-legends

Grrrrr....is the word as we cautiously discuss Volibear and hopefully don't summon him to destroy our livelihoods. The Freljord's most powerful beings are the subject of this week and next week's episodes as the Freljord series comes to a close. Join us for a tale of brothers with different views on murder and waging war. Just normal disagreements.

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Volibear Biography and Short Story:

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/volibear-color-story/

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/volibear/

Volibear Theme Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOJAErCvVhs

Volibear Voice Lines:

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/28305-volibear-league-of-legends

Is it too much to ask for someone to give me a glorious death in battle? Wait....it doesn't even need to be a person? It can be a beast or anything combative and I still can't get my wish? Today's champion is a clear case of "wanting it too much" and is making sure his wishes and dreams don't come true. When your wish is to not let nature take its course and yous seek to alter that course to your own desires, often times you won't win that battle. 

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Olaf Biography and Story:

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/olaf/

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/shadow-and-fortune-story/

Braum Theme Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8cPDpXnQa0&t=5s

Olaf Voice Lines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8cPDpXnQa0&t=5s

We start off with a quick rundown of the cryophoenix and her role in the Freljord's ever expanding quilt of stories and heroes; then we "wrap" up with the second half of the story we started last week centered around trundle's mission to remove false troll kings.

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Anivia Biography:

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/anivia/

Trundle Story:

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/feast-fit-for-a-king/

Braum Theme Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8cPDpXnQa0&t=5s

Anivia Voice Lines:

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/28168-anivia-league-of-legends

Everyone knows biggest club means that troll gets to be King. NOT CHIEF but KING! Other trolls think if they have big crown then they get to be king but that IS NOT HOW WORKS. 

Heads will roll as Trundle solidifies his reign over the Trolls of the Freljord and strikes an alliance with the Ice Witch herself. It remains to be seen the part the Trolls will play in the civil war that awaits the Freljord.

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Trundle Story and Biography:

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/feast-fit-for-a-king/

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/trundle/

Trundle Voice Lines:

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/28253-trundle-league-of-legends

Braum Theme Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8cPDpXnQa0&t=5s

Udyr is the kind of guy who when you see him wearing animal pelts you know that he fought that beast to the death in a battle of mutual respect and that the animal's dying wish was for him to wear his fur/pelt as clothing. He's that kind of guy. He's one with nature and hears the voices and cries of creatures around him. He battles ghost ice tigers and trains with blind monks in Ionia, fights Noxus and still has time to get absolutely shredded. Be like Udyr.

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Udyr Biography and Short Story

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/udyr-color-story/

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/udyr/

Udyr Theme Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGT20ihvGDU

Udyr Voice Lines:

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/28263-udyr-league-of-legends

Mother always said.... Don't Lose. Words to live by this week as we discuss a man who never loses and always wins at whatever he does. Despite always winning, Braum wins by always helping those around him and across the Freljord. Join Funky Odor as we take a look at the life and deeds of the strongest man in the world as he saves people from cursed vaults, stops raging barbarians, and pummels a mountain.

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Braum Story and Biography:

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/braum/

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/braum-color-story/

Braum Voice Lines:

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/28198-braum-league-of-legends

Braum Theme Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8cPDpXnQa0&t=5s