Let’s gooooooooo

Everyone is hurt and it's just not stopping - this is where boys become men in fantasy!

Put on your big boy pants and start Dare Ogunbawale, god damnit.

Holy god damn trades, ladies, what a season so far!

Getting into week 5 matchups, and my lord, starting off the week with a gem on Thursday is such a treat.

This is the god damn yawn gate episode - and just generally passing away in my basement from god knows what. But do you guys listen for quality? Of course not, you listen hoping that I say something nice about one of your players and something shitty about your opponents, and I think we all like it that way.

Also, does ANYONE understand my trap game "drop" (hint, it's a movie clip...). 

Also, does ANYONE even read these descriptions?

2 big trades this week boys!

Week 2 action and calling my trap game in this one...

2 days away boys!

LFGGGG IT'S DRAFT DAY YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS - AND FUCK YOU TIM!

If I get the 5th-7th pick, I'm going to drown myself in the lake - but let's fuckin' GOOOOOOOOO.

We have two undefeated teams and two defeated teams, and we're getting to a point where something needs to happen.

Let's get after it boys, and enjoy the longer episode.

Hitting our stride here boys, so we finish out the week 2 matchup recaps and take the tiniest peek to week 3. 

There are some crazy trends going on right now, and I'm here for it - just hopes the offenses pick up a bit and we starting getting some big, shootout games.

Also, Isaac, trade for Kenneth Walker. 

First half of our week 2 breakdown where the King and Savior has gone to 0-2, but some serious injuries around the league will likely shake things up.

Listen to part 2 tomorrow, and fuck you Tyler.