Learn Me Somethin'

Learn Me Somethin'

By Caleb Fitzwater and Josiah GardnerEducation
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Learn Me Somethin' episodes

  • Costco VS Sumo

    This episode is sponsored by millennials. We chat about Caleb's experience applying to a university he never plans to attend, the business of being Costco and the lifestyle of being a rishiki. If you've ever wondered "How does Costco do it?" or "Why is Sumo so interesting?" then this is the episode for you.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Slime Mold VS Ancient Toilets

    This episode gets a little gross, so this is a warning to Caleb's mom, but if you don't mind a little poop talk and some microorganism discussion, you might just grow in appreciation for your toilet and the gross little squishy creatures around you. Or you might turn off this episode once we start talking about the tersorium...

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    NOTES
    Josiah's vegan meals
    Slime mold Tokyo map

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    1 hr 12 min
  • The Great Emu War VS How to Disappear

    Buckle up people. This one's a doozy. Need to disappear? Need to learn how to fight an army of giant flightless birds? We've got you covered.

    P.S., don't disappear please. We need listeners.

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    Data removal guide

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    1 hr 26 min
  • The Reentry of Voskhod 2 VS Space Stations

    IT'S SPACE BABY. Our first themed episode of season 4. You know we're nerds and get excited any time we get to leave the atmosphere on this pod and this episode is action packed with spaceships, astronauts, space races, and camaraderie. Give her a whirl and we think you'll enjoy it. ALSO, don't forget to pick up your, "These guys suck" merch in the merch link below!

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    1 hr 16 min
  • What is Sleep? VS Big Lightbulb

    Season 4's first tap out! A surprise guest visits the show to share about a topic everyone could implement into their lives. There's also plenty of learnin' and goofin' around. Maybe too much goofin' not enough learnin' but we'll let you be the judge of that.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Sensory Deprivation VS Bill's Art

    Today we're talkin' Darn Tough socks, dolphins noises, founding fathers,  and more. If that doesn't make sense to you, just listen. You'll get it. Trust me.

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    First sensory deprivation tank
    Dollar bill

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    1 hr 28 min
  • The Smoothest Conman Vs. The Teeny Weeny Dimension

    This is our first in-person episode in a while which means one thing: we had a blast. We also talked about being in a teenage mob, immortality, and a fascinating character from the early 1900's (maybe). Buckle up and prepare to have the entertainment center of your brain light up like never before.

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    NOTES
    Punishment Video
    Brine Shrimp
    Tardigrade
    Hydra

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Land Diving VS Airmail

    Learn Me Somethin' is back at it with a fire emoji of a season opener. This one is filled with the LMS classics: the early 20th century, technical difficulties, silliness, wild stories and interesting culture.

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    Punishment Video
    Goodnight Moon Report
    Land Diving

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Childhood Fears Vs. Plagiarism Traps

    THE SEASON 3 FINALE IS HEREEEEE. Seriously. Thank you all so much for listening. We're 60 episodes in to this pod and still having a blast. Stay tuned, season 4 is coming and will (maybe... hopefully...) be bigger and better than ever!

    This episode features some fears that most of us experienced as little kids, a mysterious island in the Gulf of Mexico, and a fake town that became real and then fake again and now real again? Who knows.... We do, that's who.

    If you've enjoyed this season, even a little bit, please please please jump on and leave a super quick review. It seriously does help us out a lot over here at LMS studios.

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    1 hr 36 min
  • Globsters Vs. The Payless Experiment

    What is a Globster? An alien? A sea monster? Something we've never discovered? Also... How important is pricing when it comes to our perception of quality? Two questions I bet you never thought would be asked AND answered in the same episode of a random competitive teaching podcast... And yet, here we are.

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    1 hr 14 min

About Learn Me Somethin'

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Two lifelong friends compete to discover the most interesting topics. It's the listener's job each week to vote for who "won" that week's episode, and the loser must be punished. But really, each…