Learn Me Somethin'

Learn Me Somethin'

By Caleb Fitzwater and Josiah GardnerEducation
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Learn Me Somethin' episodes

  • Rube Waddell Vs. Message to the Future

    Go to the past and the future in a single episode. Major League Baseball, nuclear waste management, speaking to future civilizations, Georgia Guidestones. We cover a lot. ALSO I'd like to thank the DMV for providing such a peaceful work environment as I studied for this episode.

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    Waste Warning Ideas
    10,000 year earworm
    Boot Shorts

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Ol' Three Toes Vs. Cicada 3301

    Mystery. Intrigue. Plot twists and surprise endings. The two topics in this episode go head to head in a pretty wild competition. Like clues? This episode has it.. Enjoy dinosaurs and mystery monsters? It's got that too. Thousands of peanut butter calories and the DMV? we've got you covered. Tune in for a full hour of entertainment and good learnin'!

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    Grimace Shakes
    Tony Signorini
    Uncovering Cicada Fandom

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Bug Music Vs. The Joe Schmo Show

    Bugs. And Reality TV. What more do you need? But really, this episode was a lot of fun! A little bit of science, a little bit of history, a little bit of psychology, a little bit of art (music...) There's something here for everyone!

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    Joe Schmo Show Reveal

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    1 hr 50 min
  • Battle of the Joshes VS The Bone Wars

    In this unintentionally-themed fighting episode, Caleb discusses the battle of the Joshes in Lincoln, Nebraska, and how a meme turned into a massive event. Josiah talks about the scientific feud between two prolific paleontologists and we learned how petty people can be. It's a wild ride in this one.

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    Battle of the Joshes
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    1 hr 31 min
  • The Feather Thief VS Forest Restoration

    Fly fishing, a golden flute, a Brazilian photographer, African grass, Robin Williams and an English heist. What do all these things have in common? This episode.
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    Jock Scott Salmon Fly Recipe
    Durham Ranger Salmon Fly Recipe
    Master of Puppets on Flute
    The Feather Thief - Kirk Wallace Johnson
    Salgado Reforestation Project

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Sign Language Vs 15 Country Lessons

    When I say a lot happens this episode, I feel like maybe that's an understatement. The secret sign language of saw mills? Lessons  from 15 countries? Sitting cross legged? A gorilla? Buckle up.

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    1 hr 43 min
  • A Defense of Pineapple Pizza Vs The Coral Castle

    Does pineapple belong on pizza? Is there a place for it? Is it a monstrosity? Find out here. Also, how does the average person heal a broken heart? Castle building, duh. This is our first episode back together in the studio in a while and it's a BLAST and a half. You don't want to miss it!

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    2 hr
  • Iceman VS Nintendo Before Video Games

    On this episode, the guys tackle respiration and Japanese corporate history.  Caleb takes a stab at using breathe to change your life and Josiah teaches about the time when Nintendo packaged ramen was a thing. If you're into breathing and/or video game companies, this is the episode for you

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    1 hr 42 min
  • Face Blindness VS The LINE

    OUR 50TH EPISODE. This was the big aspiration that Josiah and I had when we started this podcast two and a half years ago. What a journey it's been. AND, what better way to celebrate than with a classic brain topic and a mostly unattainable multi-billion dollar project? Thank you to everyone who has listened these last few years and especially for those of you who support us through our Patreon each month. You guys are all a huge blessing to us and we have loved making this podcast for you. Onward and upward!

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    1 hr 50 min
  • The 3rd Annual LMS Christmas Special!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS. Interested in knowing how expensive the gifts your true love gave to you are? Want to know what poop log means in the context of Christmas? This is the episode for you. This episode is our annual Learn Me Somethin' Christmas truce, which means NO voting, NO winners, No losers. Just a light hearted podcast competition in no man's land during the war. We're thankful for all of you listeners and are excited to see what 2023 will bring for the Learn Me Somethin' Cinematic Universe.

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    52 min

About Learn Me Somethin'

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Two lifelong friends compete to discover the most interesting topics. It's the listener's job each week to vote for who "won" that week's episode, and the loser must be punished. But really, each…