"I wish I had the ability to draw really well so that I could draw how we picture the abortion clinic on the waterfall."

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"I should have brought sources for my chicken rant."

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"I really fucked with the mirrors."

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"They're trying to explore us, feel up our face balls."

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"They had to do the Lord of the Rings shoutout, otherwise it wouldn't be British."

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"A lack of life in his life."

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"Would you say we are overdue for another plague?"

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