This week we welcome on a good friend of ours, Peter, who is way more intelligent than both of us, believe us it shows. In the tradition of us being doomers we’re looking at 2016’s Loving, which who knows SCOTUS may strike down too. As always please give us 5 stars and subscribe so we can take classes to learn how to finally pronounce miscegenation.

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00:00:00 -  00:00:15 - Ad Read

00:00:15 - 00:03:20 - Welcome Peter and what he’s been watching

00:03:20 - 00:05:10 - What Spencer and Joe have been watching

00:05:10 - 00:05:58 - Thor: Love and Thunder is just ok by critics praising Marvel standards

00:05:58 - 00:09:08  - Pizza Bet update on Stranger Things

00:09:08 - 00:10:25 -  The Boys Season 3 was good, fuck subtext, and that’s clearly Matt Walsh

00:10:25 - 00:12:30 - Doomer updates

00:12:30 - 00:15:22 - Where The Crawdads Sing opens this Friday and maybe the author lived her art

00:15:22 - 00:18:49 - We lost some good ones (RIP James Caan and Tony Sirico)

00:18:49 - 00:22:25 - SCOTUS update world sucks

00:22:25 - 00:27:00 - Shinzo Abe was assassinated and now suddenly all your conservative uncles are Japan politics experts

00:27:00 - 00:58:05 - Plot Rundown

00:58:05 - 01:21:23 -  Legal Points

01:21:23 - 01:26:39 - Production Notes

01:26:39 - 01:32:20 -  Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:32:20 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

So we dunked on nerd Nick Loeb and then they made that ruling….our bad. However, maybe with this new movie we can get cool things now like being mob lawyers. This week we took a look at The Firm. Please like, subscribe, and give a 5 star review so we ball out on Beale Street.

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00:00:00 - 00:08:35 - Everything sucks

00:08:35 - 00:12:00 -  Movie News (Don’t call Chris Pratt Chris and maybe he’s not religious?)

00:12:00 - 00:19:08 - Stranger Things Vol 2 drops Friday and we make a death pizza bet

00:19:08 - 00:55:39 -  PLOT RUNDOWN OF THE FIRM

00:55:39 - 00:58:21 - Legal Points

00:58:21 - 01:09:05 -  Production Notes on The Firm

01:09:05 - 01:11:54 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:11:54 - 01:22:28 - Our Memphis Stories

01:22:28 - End - Final Thoughts and Outro

With the decision impending from SCOTUS, we took a look at possibly one of the best shitty movies out there, 2019’s Roe v. Wade. This may be the most failson movie ever.  Make libs cry by giving us a 5 star review and subscribing.

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00:00:00 - 00:10:00 - What we’ve been watching, Miles Teller appreciation, give Bill Hader unlimited money, Ozark hasn’t really ever been good

00:10:00 - 00:15:30 - Nothing will come of Jan 6th hearings and we shouldn’t be shocked

00:15:30 - 00:17:50 - It’s Morbin Time… the 3rd time I promise (sign the petition as a good citizen https://www.change.org/p/we-were-all-busy-that-weekend-please-bring-morbius-to-the-theatre-a-third-time)

00:17:50 - 00:20:05 - The Daily Wire’s “What Is A Woman?” bombs and Matt Walsh won’t answer the gorilla question

00:20:05 - 00:21:02 - Jurassic World: Dominion got real bad reviews even from non-critics, but of course they’re probably gonna make more because it made money

00:21:02 - 00:54:40 -  PLOT RUNDOWN

00:54:40 - 00:55:15 - Legal Points

00:55:15 - 01:02:35 - Production Notes and Loeb’s alleged motivation

01:02:35 - 01:09:12 Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:09:12 - End - Next Episode’s Movie and Outro

Joe just got back from New England so we took a look at quite possibly the best movie of the 2010s, The Social Network that has a lot more legal scenes than we remembered. Also Mark said if everyone listening gave a 5 star review we get to come over and smoke some meats.

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00:00:00 - 00:09:05 - Our podcast is middle aged and what we’ve been watching

00:09:05 - 00:13:45 - We need gun control that’s it and shocker cops lie

00:13:45 - 00:16:12 - The Mona Lisa attended a Steve Aoki concert and got caked

00 ;16 ;12 - 00:17:31 - RIP THE GOAT RAY LIOTTA

00:17:31 - 00:21:25 - Jurassic World: Dominion drops eh, Crimes of the Future also drops and hell yeah baby

00:21:25 - 00:23:49 - The newest Mission Impossible trailer dropped and oh baby hell yeah

00:23:49 -01:13:16 -  PLOT RUNDOWN

01:13:16 - 01:19:30 - Legal Points

01:19:30 - 01:23:37 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:23:37 - EndOut - This Movie Was Robbed at the Oscars and Outro

We have another guest! We’re very excited to welcome on our friend, Bobby Ampezzan, a Seinfeld die hard to discuss the very legal series finale of the show of the 90s. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:00:42 - Thanks to Bobby and next episode announcement

00:00:42 - 00:05:02 - We have a guest!

00:05:02 - 00:22:07 - What we have been watching this past week

00:22:07 - 00:23:02 - Ezra Miller arrested again and is now the largest threat to Hawaii, hurricanes included

00:23:02 - 00:27:42 - Depp Heard Trial is still going on and stan culture is really weird

00:27:42 - 00:30:09 - Cannes Film Festival has started and Top Gun is playing there hell yeah

00:30:09 - 00:36:12 - Prey dropped its teaser trailer and looks cool

00:36:12 - 00:37:00 - Men dropping this Friday and will definitely rule

00:37:00 - 00:39:29 - Downton Abbey: A New Era drops and Spencer is first in line

00:39:29 - 01:20:56 - SEINFELD SERIES FINALE PLOT RUNDOWN

01:20:56 - 01:28:51 - Legal Points and Do They Matter? (They Don’t)

01:28:51 - 01:29:52 - Production Notes

01:29:52 - 01:32:59 - Does This Movie (Episode) Pass The Bar?

01:32:59 - 01:50:00 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School? (Jackie, George, Elaine, Kramer, Jerry)

01:50 - End - Final Thoughts and End

The world sucks and the law is made up. We looked at Primal Fear. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:17:30 - The world sucks, law is made up and SCOTUS stinks

00:17:30 - 00:26:00 - Joe saw The Northman and oh hell yeah baby (although could’ve used dong) also it’s not Nazi shut up nerds

00:26:00 - 00:29:01 -  Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness opens this weekend (Marvel fans hate it because it’s too Raimi so I’m gonna love it)

00:29:01 - 00:32:22 -  Don’t Worry Darling dropped a trailer and Olivia Wilde was served custody papers at a promo event on stage

00:32:22 - 01:05:45 - Plot Rundown

01:05:45 - 01:07:35 -  Legal Points

01:07:35 - 01:14:45 - Production Notes

01:14:45 - 01:25:08 - Where Did This Character Go To Law School?

01:25:08 - 01:28:45 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:28:45 - End - Closing Thoughts, Next Episode Announcements, Law is Fake

It’s 420 so we found the one movie that has the law and marijuana…Ted 2. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:08:45 - Intro, what we’ve been watching and playing

00:08:45 - 00:13:30 - Depp v. Heard is going for SIX DAMN WEEKS

00:13:30 - 00:16:14 - Fantastic Beasts didn’t make enough money yet…and it made 150 million

00:16:14 - 00:20:55 - Thor Love and Thunder dropped newest trailer

00:20:55 - 00:24:12 Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and The Northman drops this Friday and both are gonna rule

00:24:12 - 00:46:30 - TED 2 PLOT RUNDOWN

00:46:30 - 00:51:45 - Production Notes and Trivia

00:51:45 - 00:54:30 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

00:54:30 - 00:55:45 - Seyfried Appreciation and there’s too many law schools in Boston

00:55:45 - End - Outro, follow us on socials (@kafka_esquire, @ohnotsouter)

It’s Oscars hangover so we’re looking at another timeless classic, Pauly Shore’s Jury Duty.. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can watch more amazing movies.

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00:00:00 - 00:10:10 - Intro, what we’ve been watching and playing

00:10:10 - 00:14:30 - The Slap

00:14:30 - 00:19:30 - Morbin Time is here and this movie rules (SHUT UP CRITICS IT RULES)

00:19:30 - 00:22:03 - RIP Estelle Harris and we’re with you king Bruce Willis

00:22:03 - 00:25:30 - AmbuLAnce and Sonic The Hedgehog releasing this weekend

00:25:30 - 00:26:56 - Everything Everywhere All At Once releasing this weekend

00:26:56 - 00:27:32 -  Brown Jackson most likely to be confirmed

00:27:32 - 00:29:00 - Elon bought Twitter so they can finally mandate that he is cool

00:29:00 - 00:31:08 - Clarence Thomas is alive and Ginny is still Ginny

00:31:08 - 00:35:20 - The Worst State in the Midwest

00:35:20 - 01:03:20 - PLOT RUNDOWN

01:03:20 - 01:04:28 - Legal Points

01:04:28 - 01:07:22 - Production Notes

01:07:22 - 01:09:01 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:09:01 - End - Outro, follow us on socials (@kafka_esquire, @ohnotsouter)

This week we have a guest! An actually successful one at that too! This week we welcome on Patrick Daugherty, @rotopat on Twitter, to come on and go over the definitely really legal movie of Jerry Maguire. As always please subscribe and give us a 5 star review so we can get on better podcasters than us every once in awhile.

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00:00:00 - 00:19:12 - Intro, we have a guest! and what we’re watching right now

00:19:22 - 00:22:22 - The trailer for Bullet Train dropped and it looks sweet

00:22:22 - 00:25:46 -  X will release and be very A24 and Joe will love it

00:25:46 - 00:29:45 - The Adam Project releases tomorrow and Netflix will say 70 billion people watched it in the first 6 hours

00:29:45 - 00:31:10 - The Last Days of Ptolemy Gray trailer dropped and Samuel L Jackson will always be cool

00:31:10 - 00:34:50 -  Season 2 of Upload drops tomorrow and will be fun

00:35:00 - 01:00:00 - Plot Rundown

01:00:00 - 01:04:53 - Legal Points

01:04:53 - 01:10:26 - Production Notes

01:10:26 - 01:15:28 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:15:28 - 01:41:15 - Trivia Showdown Pat v. Joe (Pat is much smarter)

01:41:15 - End - Outro, follow us on socials (@rotopat, @kafka_esquire, @ohnotsouter)

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00:00:00 - 00:05:10 - Intro and Weekly catch up

00:05:10 - 00:12:08 -  Joe saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Worst Person in The World (one was very good, one wasn’t but still ok)

00:12:08 - 00:17:35 - California is hunting down an innocent bear and Arkansas is making sure you can’t vote (well if you’re a certain voter…)

00:17:35 -00:23:20 - New Elvis trailer (Tom Hanks huh)

00:23:20 - 00:25:45 - The Batman drops next week and looks like its gonna rule

00:25:45 - 01:08:15 - THE LINCOLN LAWYER PLOT RUNDOWN

01:08:15 - 01:11:08 - Legal Points

01:11:08 - 01:13:30 - Production Notes

01:13:30 - 01:16:30 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:16:30 - End - Final Thoughts