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00:00:00 - Editor's Notes sorry my mic is terrible

00:00:29 - Spencer and Joe talk about how they'll never golf until they're old probably

00:02:44 - Joe went to Denver and holy hell does Midwest weather suck

00:04:14 - Joe and Spencer are exercising their constitutional rights to shit out their intestines take that libs

00:05:15 - Joe and Spencer may start grifting on the right because of all the open radio host postings

00:05:49 - MLK and Fortnite...makes sense

00:08:21 - Donda dropped aaaand eh take it or leave it

00:10:58 - Candyman is out and its gonna rule

00:12:54 - CAPE FEAR PLOT RUNDOWN

01:01:05 - Legal Points and Do They Matter? (Like No Dude its Scorsese)

01:09:00 - Motions To Strike

01:14:08 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:22:21 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:27:50 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Intro and Weekly Catch Up (Spencer has to please Lord Apple and Joe is Never Moving Again)

00:02:29 - Joe Watched The Suicide Squad and Actually Liked It Ok Losers?

00:03:40 - RIP Trevor Moore

00:06:40 - Candy Man is coming to theatres so please get vaccinated

00:09:05 - Britney is Back and so is the Taliban so hello 2000s baby

00:09:35 - What is Joe going to do with all his Cuomosexual shirts?

00:12:42 - A TIME TO KILL Plot Rundown

01:05:20 - Legal Points and Do They Matter?

01:07:55 - Motion To Strike

01:16:03 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:18:36 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School?

01:29:00 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Editor's Notes (Sorry we're learning)

00:00:25 - Intro and Host Update

00:02:35 - Mask Orders (Don't worry this one will work! Everyone will do the right thing!)

00:03:54 - Eviction Moratorium Expires and the DNC is making sure to suck at their job

00:07:00 - Girboss energy is going to kill Disney (Hell yeah dude)

00:13:00 - We fiinally figure out my voice mod is on

00:13:59 - They're making another God's Not Dead and Joe is in Hell

00:18:28 - Matt Damon has sworn off the f word (not the one you think)

00:20:00 - Suicide Squad is releasing tomorrow (Joe will probably see it) but hell yeah dude The Green Knight

00:21:15 - Get well soon King Bob Odenkirk

00:21:40 - INTOLERABLE CRUELTY PLOT RUNDOWN

00:58:28 - Legal Points and Do T

01:01:25 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:09:29 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:14:04 - Final Thoughts (Spencer rants for a bit)

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00:00 - Intro and Spencer's Week (he hurt himself)

02:23 - It may be hot as shit outside but don't worry Joe's AC also broke!

04:25 - Jair Bolsanaro is definitely fine and not in poor health

06:04 - Cuba is protesting and America is surely not to blame for their hardships

09:28 - Disney is getting sued and how will they financially recover?! (but also this could suck for smaller studios)

12:20 - Spencer had pod brain in a real life encounter

13:34 - Fear Street Rules

16:17 - The French Dispatch premiered and if you're mad that Wes Anderson is too Wes Anderson you are a loser

17:52 - THE PELICAN BRIEF - Plot Rundown

49:31 - Motion To Strike

53:27 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

55:52 - What Kind of Student Would X Character Be in Law School?

1:01:46 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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02:02 - Our Fourth's and also the Fourth actually sucks

04:25 - Do you love America enough to sing to the Great Value Chips?

06:27 - The ocean is on fire because the Green New Deal would cost too much

08:24 - Happy Corner: Donald Rumsfeld has died

10:13 - Justice has been served? Cosby is free

13:18 - Kids can now get paid for their labor (and not delayed at all!)

15:21 - Midwest Health Check: Mark McCloskey is still a loser only this time in a Senate race!

18:42 - Joe watched another horror movie (Fear Street: 1994 and its good go watch it)

21:40 - Stephen Dorff stays a King

24:38 - Last Plug go watch I Think You Should Leave on Netflix

26:48 - Mr Smith Goes To Washington Review and Plot Rundown

01:10:26 - Legal Points (Not much and they don't matter)

01:15:45 - What Kind of Person Was X Character in Law School?

01:20:47 - Motions to Strike

01:24:35 - Does This Movie Pass the Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:27:43 - This movie is apparently communist which means it rules even more now

01:32:19 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:30 - It's Hot and it sucks

00:59 - NBA Playoffs round up (KD is us if we were good at basketball)

04:00 - Joe cosplayed as a Republican and experienced Lake Life

05:22 - Joe got shingles 30 years in advance (over achiever)

06:50 - SCOTUS says slavery happened but sawwy

10:35 - NCAA loses argument that people like watching athletes who don't get paid (which like duh)

14:53 - Batman doesn't eat box and you shouldn't be surprised (also Zack Snyder continues to rule)

17:34 - F9 is now cinema (playing at Cannes)

20:35 - CHANGING LANES PLOT RUNDOWN

1:02:24 - Legal Points and Do They Really Matter?

1:09:02 - DOES IT PASS THE BAR? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:20 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:35 - Joe watched Bo Burnham's Inside and only had a slight breakdown

01:48 - Joe forgot what Midwest summer was like

02:58 - Legal News Topic #1 - Trump diapey boy BUT he is gonna stop crypto bros

06:40 - Spencer watched soccer (FIFA has always been for LGBTQIA rights ALWAYS)

11:37 - Libertarians of New Hampshire had usual toilet libertarian brain take

16:24 - In The Heights (ugh) and The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (hell yeah) are both on HBO Max (The Warren's were the biggest con artists in history)

19:34 - I CARE A LOT RUNDOWN AND REVIEW

1:06:52 - Legal Points and do they really matter? (Nah)

1:10:10 - Motion to Strike

1:11:35 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School? (did anyone go here?)

1:13:54 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our scores 0-100)

1:18:00 - Rosamund Pike Appreciation

1:19:30 - Final Thoughts and Outro (Buy our merch so I can use it not pay loans)

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00:00:00 - Intro and Welcome Back to Spencer, also just hold on Christmas

00:02:20 - RIP Conference USA

00:03:56 - Solidarity with all striking workers (get mad John Deere)

00:07:40 - Cops think they're above the law....shocking (won't get vaccinated)

00:09:42 - RIP Halyna Hutchins and we need more protections for film industry workers

00:15:10: - Joe saw Halloween Kills and you know what? It's still fun

00:18:15 - Spencer rewatched Candy Man 1 & 2 and Joe was right

00:19:07 - Dune is out and we both still need to see it (Spencer's wallet is riding on it)

00:22:00 - THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (Plot Rundown)

01:02:06 - Legal Points (do they really matter?)

01:11:10 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:17:12 - Production Notes and Final Thoughts

01:19:30 - Real Life Story of this Movie (Anneliese Michel) and it's gnarly

001:24:01 - What Kind of Law School Student Would This Famous Scary Movie Character Be?

01:33:32 - Spencer's small plug to go watch The Strangers (and yes it's good)

01:36:07 - Sign Off

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00:01:20 - Christmas is overrated fight me

00:07:15 - The Lakewood church was found to have money stuffed in the walls and these Righteous Gemstones storylines are great

00:08:45 - UAW will democratically elect all their leaders and yeah makes sense

00:09:45 - Jodie Foster was actually "a little impressed" with Hinckley so...dudes never give up

00:14:50 - Ghislaine Maxwell trial is on and most likely nothing will change

00:18:10 - Jack is leaving Twitter and please don't become Facebook now

00:19:55 - Malignant may be getting a sequel (hell yeah)

00:20:45 - Spotify wrapped came out and sorry Rogan new boss is in town

00:22:05 - House of Gucci came out and I may see it just cause Ridley Scott is the man on his press tour

00:23:50 - The Beatles Get Back is out and it's good but better if you're a huge Beatles fan

00:26:00 - UPCOMING MOVIES THAT WE ARE HYPED FOR

• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

• Benedetta

• Scream

• The Tragedy of Macbeth

• The Black Phone

• Jackass Forever

• The Batman

• Legally Blonde 3

• John Wick 4

• Top Gun: Maverick

• Jurassic World Dominion

• Nope

• Cocaine Bear (I'm in say no more)

00:19:35 - Legal Fiction Quiz Bowl

• Spencer needs to get 3500 points to review Miracle on 34th St

• Under and we have to review The Case for Christmas.....

• Take your bets on which one we're reviewing

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00:01 :30 - Legal News system is broken, different standards of justice, he should be guilty

00:06:10 - Shout out John Deere workers congrats on giving yourself a raise and solidarity with all continuing striking workers

00:08:00 - Watkins is back and he still rules

00:10:00 - Licorice Pizza may not be good but Joe does not care

00:11:00 - Tom Holland may hate his own movies? And wants to be a landlord?

00:14:30 - Stop asking directors about superhero movies

00:19:00 - Pam & Tommy trailer dropped and it looks good

00:21:10 - SCENT OF A WOMAN PLOT RUNDOWN

01:06:01 - Legal Points (really none)

01:09:03 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:54 - Productions Notes and almost castings

01:20:30 - Would Any of These Characters Go to Law School?

01:22:00 - Final Thoughts - Go Watch This Movie (also it's a good way to shut up your conservative family members when they want to talk politics)