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00:00:30 - Maybe Masks are good?

00:02:16 - Aaron Rodgers made sure that we all checked off our anti-vaxxer Bingo sheet

00:04:02 - Don't Call Aaron Rodgers short

00:07:34 - Let's Go Brandon (The Loser Mantra)

00:09:34 - University of Austin is here for all free thinkers who want fake degrees baby

00:15:28 - Eternals is good ok? And if you disagree you hate women or POC or something...

00:17:03 - The Atlanta Braves won the title so they don't need to respect speed limits

00:18:03 - Chris Pratt has made it his mission to destroy all childhood icons

00:21:03 - JFK PLOT RUNDOWN

01:01:51 - Legal Points (Do They Matter?)

01:04:27 - Production Notes and Thoughts on JFK (the movie)

01:06:20 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:12:30 - Actors Almost In This Movie

01:19:40 - This Movie Spent A Lot Of Money Man

01:21:00 - Garrison Lost His Re-election To An Interesting Attorney

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00:00:00 - Intro and Welcome Back to Spencer, also just hold on Christmas

00:02:20 - RIP Conference USA

00:03:56 - Solidarity with all striking workers (get mad John Deere)

00:07:40 - Cops think they're above the law....shocking (won't get vaccinated)

00:09:42 - RIP Halyna Hutchins and we need more protections for film industry workers

00:15:10: - Joe saw Halloween Kills and you know what? It's still fun

00:18:15 - Spencer rewatched Candy Man 1 & 2 and Joe was right

00:19:07 - Dune is out and we both still need to see it (Spencer's wallet is riding on it)

00:22:00 - THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (Plot Rundown)

01:02:06 - Legal Points (do they really matter?)

01:11:10 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:17:12 - Production Notes and Final Thoughts

01:19:30 - Real Life Story of this Movie (Anneliese Michel) and it's gnarly

001:24:01 - What Kind of Law School Student Would This Famous Scary Movie Character Be?

01:33:32 - Spencer's small plug to go watch The Strangers (and yes it's good)

01:36:07 - Sign Off

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Another bonus episode for you all!

This week Joe sat down with David Erdman an accomplished divorce lawyer in the Charlotte, NC area who has an interesting take on divorce practice. He doesn't want people to get to the point that they need to use his services. In his book he details how you can have a happier marriage and what to practice to make sure your marriage is balanced.

The Ten Commandments of Marriage: Secrets of a Divorce Lawyer is available on Amazon in paperback and digital format.

https://www.amazon.com/Ten-Commandments-Marriage-Secrets-Divorce/dp/1953555012

Thank you to David Erdman for taking time to speak with us and best of luck in your journey!

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Spencer decided to be a "dedicated lawyer" and actually do work. So since he isn't available you lucky folks get a solo dolo episode from Joe with no one to tell him to shut up.

In this episode Joe hits on a few upcoming movies and news and then gives you his full recommendations for all scary movies this Halloween season.

Full Recommendations:

Netflix

• Unfriended

• The Perfection

• Cult of Chucky

• Cam

• The Invitation

Top 5 on Netflix

• The Killing of a Sacred Deer

• Fear Street Series

• Creep 1 & 2

• Hush

Prime Video

• Hard Candy

• Hatchet

• The Host

• Midsommar

• The Neon Demon

• Suspiria

Top 5 on Prime Video

• Coherence

• Come To Daddy

• The Fog

• Phantasm

• The Wailing

Hulu

• Let The Right One In

• Memories of Murder

• Castle Rock

• Run

• Little Monsters

• Saint Maud

• The Lodge

• Children of the Corn

Top 5 on Hulu

• Possessor

• Beetlejuice

• You're Next

• Crawl

• My Bloody Valentine

HBO Max

• Event Horizon

• Freaky

• The Frighteners

• Gremlins

• Misery

• The Shining

Top 5 on HBO Max

• 28 Days Later

• Evil Dead

• The Invisible Man

• Scanners

• Evil Dead

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00:00:00 - Intro and START OF SPOOKY SZN (Also Joe is old now)

00:05:10 - Dear Evan Hansen is not good (shut up theatre nerds)

00:07:00 - Mario Voice Cast is well...a cast

00:13:10 - The Many Saints of Newark drops and FUCK YES

00:14:15 - Licorice Pizza trailer dropped and FUCK YES (if you're Joe)

00:19:30 - RIP to King Norm MacDonald

00:21:00 - THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (Plot Rundown)

01:04:39 - Legal Points and do they really matter?

01:12:00 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:15:45 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School?

01:22:30 - Fun Production Notes

01:28:50 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Intro and Weekly Catch up (Watch The Guest it rules)

00:03:25 - Joe saw Candyman and it was great and if you're saying Candyman is woke you have a big dump in your pants

00:05:35 - Malignant dropped on HBO Max and....not bad (also batshit)

00:07:04 - The Matrix Resurrections is coming and could rule?

00:10:30 - Shang Chi may not release in China and how will Marvel financially recover?

00:11:25 - Dear Evan Hansen is using an old actor and de-aging him rather than doing the more difficult task of casting a young person

00:13:00 - RIP Michael K Williams gone far too soon

00:16:00 - THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES (PLOT RUNDOWN)

00:46:36 - Legal Points (don't really matter here)

00:53:35 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

00:57:53 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:08:10 - Production Notes (this movie could have been A LOT different)

01:17:25 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Editor's Notes sorry my mic is terrible

00:00:29 - Spencer and Joe talk about how they'll never golf until they're old probably

00:02:44 - Joe went to Denver and holy hell does Midwest weather suck

00:04:14 - Joe and Spencer are exercising their constitutional rights to shit out their intestines take that libs

00:05:15 - Joe and Spencer may start grifting on the right because of all the open radio host postings

00:05:49 - MLK and Fortnite...makes sense

00:08:21 - Donda dropped aaaand eh take it or leave it

00:10:58 - Candyman is out and its gonna rule

00:12:54 - CAPE FEAR PLOT RUNDOWN

01:01:05 - Legal Points and Do They Matter? (Like No Dude its Scorsese)

01:09:00 - Motions To Strike

01:14:08 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:22:21 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:27:50 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Intro and Weekly Catch Up (Spencer has to please Lord Apple and Joe is Never Moving Again)

00:02:29 - Joe Watched The Suicide Squad and Actually Liked It Ok Losers?

00:03:40 - RIP Trevor Moore

00:06:40 - Candy Man is coming to theatres so please get vaccinated

00:09:05 - Britney is Back and so is the Taliban so hello 2000s baby

00:09:35 - What is Joe going to do with all his Cuomosexual shirts?

00:12:42 - A TIME TO KILL Plot Rundown

01:05:20 - Legal Points and Do They Matter?

01:07:55 - Motion To Strike

01:16:03 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:18:36 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be in Law School?

01:29:00 - Final Thoughts and Outro

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00:00:00 - Editor's Notes (Sorry we're learning)

00:00:25 - Intro and Host Update

00:02:35 - Mask Orders (Don't worry this one will work! Everyone will do the right thing!)

00:03:54 - Eviction Moratorium Expires and the DNC is making sure to suck at their job

00:07:00 - Girboss energy is going to kill Disney (Hell yeah dude)

00:13:00 - We fiinally figure out my voice mod is on

00:13:59 - They're making another God's Not Dead and Joe is in Hell

00:18:28 - Matt Damon has sworn off the f word (not the one you think)

00:20:00 - Suicide Squad is releasing tomorrow (Joe will probably see it) but hell yeah dude The Green Knight

00:21:15 - Get well soon King Bob Odenkirk

00:21:40 - INTOLERABLE CRUELTY PLOT RUNDOWN

00:58:28 - Legal Points and Do T

01:01:25 - What Kind of Person Would X Character Be In Law School?

01:09:29 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

01:14:04 - Final Thoughts (Spencer rants for a bit)

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00:00 - Intro and Spencer's Week (he hurt himself)

02:23 - It may be hot as shit outside but don't worry Joe's AC also broke!

04:25 - Jair Bolsanaro is definitely fine and not in poor health

06:04 - Cuba is protesting and America is surely not to blame for their hardships

09:28 - Disney is getting sued and how will they financially recover?! (but also this could suck for smaller studios)

12:20 - Spencer had pod brain in a real life encounter

13:34 - Fear Street Rules

16:17 - The French Dispatch premiered and if you're mad that Wes Anderson is too Wes Anderson you are a loser

17:52 - THE PELICAN BRIEF - Plot Rundown

49:31 - Motion To Strike

53:27 - Does This Movie Pass The Bar? (Our Scores 0-100)

55:52 - What Kind of Student Would X Character Be in Law School?

1:01:46 - Final Thoughts and Outro