Jonny's back! In today's 15-min update...

 - America's Best Restroom 2024!

 - Conker Controversy across the pond

 - This Swiftie is just got transported back to the 1800's

 - Asking For A Friend: Is it bad that I watched the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show with my son?

and more!

-Nintendo announced a new product that will change the way you wake up

-What To Watch: Chad Michael Murray will star in a sexy Xmas movie

-Hannah and Jonny have a vicious fight about fat bear week that brings Hannah to tears (feat. Lil Jon)

-Dumb Criminal: A Kinder Surprise where the sun don't shine

-A raccoon nightmare

In today's 15-min update...

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for ending a 5-year relationship over his bad breath?

 - Spirit Halloween < Spirit Christmas

 - Airline apologizes for screening R-R*ted movie to the entire plane

 - Fall-Themed Items added to Comerica Park's playoff baseball menu

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - THIS is the best date to carve your pumpkins!

 - A Pumpkin Spice Festival is in our 'hood this weekend!

 - Google Answers, "IS IT WEIRD TO..." do these things 

 - This could tear the US and Canada's relationship apart

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - Snack Hacks, including controversial opinions that will turn you to #teampulp

 - Asking For A Friend: My friend wants me to put a good word in at the office, but they're a terrible worker!

 - Basic Bupdate: Urban Outfitters SLASHED their prices & here's their apology

and more!

-SURPRISE SERENADE for the Detroit Tigers!

-Mystery Corner: The Dogman of Michigan

-New fall fashion trend for 2024: Giving up

-FORBIDDEN CHEESE

-AFAF: Am I a Karen for expecting a store to honour the tag price?

-There was a suspicious death in the Fat Bear Week Community

-What (NOT) To Watch: CGI babies, Love Is Blind Siblings, Secret Mormon Wives could never pull a Snooki

-A revolutionary poop invention with too many names

-Clive is the new Karen: "Mission Accomplished, Sir" 

-Spongebob X Wendy's Collab almost got sabotaged by Squidward

-Behind the Scenes: Hannah gets caught playing computer games when she's supposed to be working

In today's 15-min update...

 - Rats are getting birth control in NYC before the women

 - Asking For A Friend: Should I let my husband impregnate my BFF?

 - If you see one of THESE bugs in Windsor-Essex, SQUISH IT

 - Is early Christmas decorating now called "Pulling A Venezuela"?

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - We teamed up with AM800 and called our WINNER of SWIFTEMBER! (Two tickets to see Taylor Swift in Toronto, plus $1300 cash!)

 - There's a new record for world's tallest hat

 - Hard day for Male Enh*ncement Dr*gs in Canada

and more!

-Your favourite restaurant (that you never go to) is finally getting delivery!

-AFAF: Should the breadwinner in a relationship have more say in household decisions?

-Dating trends: Smutten, yap-trapping, and freak-matching

-FART OR NO FART: Is that Whoopi Goldberg?