In today's 15-min update...

 - The socialite who had "catastrophic" diahrrea at Gwyneth Paltrow's house is the talk of the Hamptons A-list

 - Why you should always check the crops on your FB Marketplace

 - Jonny vs. Robin, Ranking Sharks For Shark Week

and more!

-Lobsters are being flown into Windsor-Essex and it reminds Hannah of a nauseating childhood trauma

-The Debate Of The Century: How Many Chugga's Before You Say CHOO CHOO?!

-Hannah puts her Poli-Sci Degree to good use and Jonny makes a "good" "insightful" point about feline Prime Ministers

-Happy 78th Birthday to "4 Triangles Of Nothing"

-Jonny attempts a hot dog eating world record and ends up screaming crying and throwing up.

-Hannah Celebrates a 100th birthday in the worst way possible

-Have you ever been Non-invited to a wedding?

-WITHER REPORT: Vanessa Hudgens bounces back in a BIG WAY, & Purple Hannah + Grimace costume

-WHAT'S APPENING: Close friend IG Live & RIP Air Pods

In today's 15-min update...

 - The birth of ~JONNY~ Chestnut

 - Asking For A Friend: Are my mozza balls a dealbreaker?

 - New security measures at grocery stores in Ontario

and more!

In today's 15 (20!) minute update...

 - Jonny's back, and his grandad might have populated half of Amherstburg

 - What To Watch: The Secret Christmas Movie starring Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron

 - Did you know they had X RAY TUNNELS at the border?

 - Hannah got banned from Fort Malden

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - Why there is going to be DRAMA at the GRAMMYs!

 - How do you respond if someone says that you gave them the ick?

 - "1985" is now "2002" and you're gonna puke

and more!

In today's 15-min update...

 - Travis Kelce on meeting the Royals

 - Your favourite SHREK character is getting their own spinoff

 - Why you definitely DON'T want to come to Olso, or Windsor

 

In today's 15-min update...

 - This protest in Paris could have them smelling defeat at the upcoming Olympic Games!

 - A Foolproof Way To Go Viral Online

and more! 

-How did your parents screw you up as a kid...90s Parenting hit different.

-SURPRISE SERENADE: Post Malone is bringing back the Jort Boy Summer

-Invoicing a playdate?!

-Netflix is taking over another industry and people are POPPIN OFF ABOUT IT.

-Hacks to beat the heat gets derailed by Teddy Roosevelt

-An inspiring golf redemption story from the HamilBee House

-Bill The Raccoon Hero

-DUMB CRIMINAL: Guy sets himself on fire in an attempted arson...and he's not alone

-What is a Chipotle Boy Bowl? 

-These vandals messed with the WRONG HENGE.