- UNDERWEAR NEWS! Apparently there's a lot of it this week!

 - #ToxicTuesday: Did you know that THIS is scientifically-proven to make you more attractive to your date, both physically, and romantically?

 - Ways you speak to your pet, nicknames you use, songs you sing, etc! We want to hear them ALL! 

 - Move over Cocaine Bear, this new movie pitch is going to make billions.

 - This AI invention is a game-changer for couples in long-distance relationships...Or strangers!

 - Hannah & Jonny mix metaphors on the weather, because we're not meteorologists, okay?

*Hannah is gagging over the Hailey Bieber/Taylor Swift/Selena Gomez beef

*Jonny is cringing over Paris Hilton Baby announcement ASMR

*People pointed out an editing mistake in The Last of Us, but we have a different theory about what happened.

*The original cast of Mean Girls is on board for a remake BUT they want more money. (And Hannah wants Lindsay Lohan to get paid EVEN MORE.)

*Jonny was booty shamed during a work zoom meeting (but he started it).

***The BEST High School Basketball game call ever***

**American Girl Dolls are making us feel old af**

*There's a competition coming up to find Michigan's Prettiest B-Hole?!*

 - What's living in your head rent-free? Hannah's is a way to level up your Coney Dog, and Jonny's is a new country song that's taking the world by storm.

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I selfish for wanting my BF of 4 years to propose?

 - Pour one out for THIS network, and come with us as we reminisce on their best TV theme songs

 - Honourable mention: Toxic Tuesday's Judgy McJudgersons 

 - Happy Paczki Day! Hannah & Jonny learn about Mardi Gras, with some homemade sound effects!

 - ANGELA BASSET DID THE THING

 - Virgin Radio Destroys Aimee's Debt! What it sounds like to win $100,000!

 - GF breaks up with BF over the Super Bowl 'tubi' commercial

 - Don't sit naked by a campfire, you could torch your plum tree shaker!

 - Vin Diesel: Lord of the Family. 

 - Why Valentines Day is an important holiday, even if you're single

 - Hannah got a cat to pee on Jonny, and the personalized poop bags that are in the mail

 - Yesterday's Destroy Your Debt winner went right to the cheesecakes

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to be mad that my Valentine got me gas station flowers?

 - Never trust Hannah & Jonny with your weather

 - Foods not to eat in bed... Hopefully, not ANY.

 - Hannah is trying to get the Windsor Humane Society to put Jonny's name in their litterbox

 - #ToxicTuesday: the story that started it all... A Lingerie & Trench Coat mishap on Valentines Day!

 - What if the alien spy balloons were really just Valentines from another galaxy? We interrupt this podcast with an intergalactic surprise serenade.

 - Hannah & Jonny take you through the best (and WORST) Super Bowl commercials from last night

 - Drake has the hypest "Fit Check" ever, Hannah's is very on-brand 

 - Harry Styles x Stanley Tucci movie WHEN

 - YQG aka Windsor Valentines... Some are better than others