- Brunch With Babs teaches us the best way to carve a pumpkin, but Hannah says this has serial killer written ALL over it.

 - The cottage from The Holiday is available to rent this Christmas, except this replica is a little closer to home! (Jude Law not included)

 - Asking For A Friend: My boyfriend SHUSHED kids at the movies, is that a red flag?

 - Kris Jenner does NOT want us talking about the Kylie / Travis Scott cheating scandal.

 - First it was tomato soup, now it's mashed potatoes being thrown at a multi-million dollar painting!

 - You'll never believe how Channel 4 tied in the resignation of British PM Liz Truss into the Taylor Swift album release.

 - It's election day on Monday, so let's re-live Hannah & Jonny's political attack ads

 - A Massachusetts woman attacked police officers with BEES, and what she was wearing was a dead giveaway.

 - The spooky cookbook Jonny wants in his stocking this year

 - Dogs ARE judging you, but only this specific kind.

-Is Hannah an intern for Sports Centre? This promo makes it seem like it.

-Wither Report: SWIFTY EVE, New trash just dropped, and is Billy Rae the spiciest Cyrus?? 

-We tried to give gas away and it was harder than we thought. We also missed the guy who needed it most.

-Scamming kids and destroying their businesses.

-Where is the RATTIEST city in Canada? And which province has NO rats?

-Dry shampoo recall + hygiene tips from Jonny 

-Wither Report II: Hannah cancels Kim K, Shakira owns her ex.

-Netflix will start charging to share passwords?? We'll tell you when and learn about a steamy streaming service you should get instead.

 - Hannah reset to her factory settings at Scarehouse Windsor last Friday night.

 - OLIVIA WILDE DROPPED HER SPECIAL SALAD DRESSING RECIPE that had Jason Sudeikis lying on the ground in front of her car to stop her from bringing it to Harry Styles

 - The Texas couple being haunted by erotic ghosts...

 - Mountain Dew "Fruit Quake" is coming this holiday season! We're decking the halls, and punching some walls

 - It's #ToxicTuesday, and we are getting INTO the Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis divorce drama.  We need to know that is in this INFAMOUS salad dressing!

 - COW-Bucha is coming, to reduce cows burping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere

 - James Cordon was banned, and then un-banned, from a famous NYC restaurant. We talk to Ash, a Starbucks Barista, who tells us about the Windsor woman who has been BANNED from ALL Starbucks

 - How many times can you say FOIE GRAS in 30 seconds

 - Hannah & Jonny went to Scarehouse on Friday, and she might be on the blacklist!

 - Asking For A Friend: Am I wrong to ban my sister from staying at my house forever?

 - The Congressional Candidate who released his own adult film in order to prove he's the "real deal"

-Your favourite milk alternative has been LYING to you.

-WITHER REPORT: Buble shaded the Leafs, Ed Sheeran won't stop giving penises to people and it's giving Jonny ideas.

-Hannah's gonna be a TV STAR, apparentlyyy she's a little over-prepared.

-Jonny's Fall Food Tip: Pumpkin Seeds SUCK compared to these crispy delicious snacks

-Who's the hottest bald man in the world? The rankings have changed since last year.

-WITHER REPORT 2: Adam Sandler is the real UNCAH JAM, Lizzo is gonna twerk-flute us all awake in the morning, Gisele Bundchen and Tampa Bay fans have something in common.

-Hannah wants to get crunk at a children's event.

-Stop trying to make the Metaverse happen!!

-Top ten PARTY CITIES in Canada, number 1 will SHOCK YOU

-Which Disney character do you want to FIGHT? A mom at Disney World made a big mistake the other day.

 - We did our first TAB GRAB yesterday at Devonshire Mall! Jonny lost the company credit card!

 - Asking For A Friend: was I wrong to ask my date to split the bill, simply because the date went poorly?

 - Sleep retreats are the new Wellness retreats!

 - Elon Musk may as well start selling his own bathwater at this point. 

 - Happy Belated Thanksgiving! We are starting the week off with some GOOD NEWS!

 - The 12-foot pumpkin spice skeleton in LaSalle

 - Your dog doesn't like its derogatory nickname, even if you don't think it knows... IT KNOWS.

 - #ToxicTuesday: The life hack on how to get over an ex that will work EVERY single time

 - What To Watch Spooky Edition! Things to add to your watchlist this month!