- SAVE THE GEESE! (And the ducks). ((And the people who think they're ducks)). 

 - Ellen's final guest was just revealed, and we give some predictions on her last & final show.

 - TBT Music Trivia takes us back to 2007. Get out your iPod minis and fabric rosettes.

 - It's National Eat Without Guilt Day! One listener calls in about the time she chose violence in the form of cocktail weenies. (We've all been there).

 - Asking For A Friend: Is an emotional affair with a co-worker a forgivable offense? 

 - An interviewer from New Zealand is asking Malia Obama the hard-hitting questions.

 - #ToxicTuesday: The latest trend on TikTok is embracing your villain era, and it's not as bad as it sounds.

 - Scientists have discovered the most effective methods of flirting for men and women seeking heterosexual relationships.

 - Barstool Sports President, Dave Portenoy, has given his official One-Bite Pizza Review for Windsor Pizza

  - How was your Mother's Day weekend? What did you do recently that made you think, oh GOSH, I am becoming my parents!?!??

 - Asking For A Friend: Influencer parents got a 6-year-old to run a full marathon with them, and the internet has THOUGHTS.

 - Robots are coming for our jobs, and this time, it's for Hannah's Cheap Wine Wednesday.

 - You can stay inside the iconic red windmill above the Moulin Rouge! Just... Focus on what it ~has~, not what is has not.

 - It's been ONE YEAR of Hannah & Jonny, and we celebrate our Showiversary in the best way possible! With ice cream cake, balloons, and walking down memory lane.

 - Bop Or Flop lets us hear new music from Jack Harlow, DNCE, A$AP Rocky, and Doja Cat!

 - #KokosKorner: Windsor Drag Queen Koko Starr takes us through to Toots & Boots of the MET Gala, and our dream MET Gala themes

 - It's Cinco de Mayo! We discuss the ONLY American-Canadian conversions that matter - the alcohol ones

 - Happy Throwback Thursday :) We take TBT trivia all the way back to 2004, and there are some BANGERS

 - BREAKING NEWS FOR DETROIT, THIS STORE IS COMING!

 - Have you seen the Jack Sparrow Running Challenge?!

 - May The Fourth Be With You! Shoutout to all the Star Wars partners out there, y'all are the real MVPs.

 - Hannah said YES TO THE DRESS!

 - Kim Kardashian got her BBL removed to fit into the Marilyn Monroe dress?

 - NASA is sending nudes to the aliens to entice them into communicating with us

-Last Wither Report Without Hannah: The worst MET Gala coverage ever, the return of William Hung, Hollywood copycats, and Dead Bees?!

-Accidental Fashion Fails

-Jonny is turning into a doomsday prepper. Have you foraged or scavenged for anything?

-TOXIC TUESDAY: Parental Punishments! Is taking your kid's door off the hinges going too far?

-Have you heard of the man who has been growing a penis on his arm?? It's finally back where it belongs!

-And finally ASMR: Playing all your favourite sounds and one of the worst songs ever made.

-Nature is healing: otters return to the Detroit River!

-Wither Report: Ye is not gonna be happy with Pete, Backstreet Boys x Korn Bromance?? Selena Gomez says WORDS MATTER, and practicing Jedi Mindfulness

-Moving nightmare stories during the MOVINGEST time of the year

-What would you give up for more sleep? New study all about your snooze button habits.

-Guy in LA spent 75 grand to get a few inches taller...paid for it in a VERY interesting way.

-ASKING FOR A FRIEND: "My BF is always glued to his phone when I'm trying to talk to him! Is it too much to ask for his undivided attention?"

-Also winners of $10 Grand and tix to Chelsea Handler!

BOP OR FLOP: New music from Justin Bieber & Don Toliver, PSY & SUGA, and Sam Smith!

-What's your stance on the Johnny Depp Trial? Starbucks Baristas are taking it to the tip jar.

-Crazy places our listeners have been served with subpoenas. Honestly unreal stories.

-Advice from a 4-year-old Stuckasaurus: "I won't fall, maybe I will, that's ok, cuz we all fall."

-What to Watch: Lil Jon has a show coming to HGTV??

-Gross Treehouse Promposal

-Wither Report Vol. 1 and 2: RIRI & ROCKY's Ravy Shower, Chris Pratt finds a way, Chicken for mommy, The Corden Curse is broken, the End of Ozark, and the Amanda Bynes salmon, crack, porn fiance fiasco.