Nobody:

Hannah: SOMEBODY NAMED THEIR DAUGHTER POOT

 - Which of these obscure celebrities do you think costs more on Cameo? Hannah guesses, and Jonny has the answers.

 - 43 camels were just disqualified from a Camel Beauty Contest for using Botox and fillers!

 - #AskingForAFriend: my father-in-law crashed our honeymoon.

 - Nick Cage stars in a new movie where Nick Cage plays Nick Cage, and YES it sounds amazing.

 - Elon Musk was just named TIME Magazine's Person Of The Year, but we have some alternate choices we think would be better.

- William Shatner's version of Jingle Bells is a load of SHAT....NER

 - #ToxicTuesday: What happened that made you realize that you HAD to end your last relationship? One woman's "A-HA" moment was when her husband told her to shush during childbirth. 

 - Gordon Ramsay's Shepard's Pie recipe

 - Jonny tells Hannah that he proposed to Sammy last week (after 12 years!), and we hear the proposal story from her! (24:50)

 - It's our Easy Money Contest $30,000 Giveaway! (13:18)

 - Watch out for the Wild Boars in Pickering, they could be coming our way! (8:27)

-Jonny saw his favourite band play in Detroit last night.

-Jeniffer Aniston has a babe cave and you probably do too.

-Top trending google searches of 2021

-$12m of cocaine on the Ambassador bridge

-BOP OR FLOP: RIP Juice Wrld, Gayle says FU to all of us, and KHRUANGBIN!

-Lost and Found Money

-Is Khloe Bored or Just Not There at all?

-Top Radio Artists of 2021

-Chanel Advent Calendar is the new Fyre festival

-20% of people trust their horoscopes with financial decisions

-What goes on top of your Xmas Tree?

-Jonny's going to Michigan for a concert! Got tips for a smooth crossing

-Jonny turned 30 today!!! What does he need to stop doing?

-Top ten gifts that are actually hints

-CEO fired 900 people over a ZOOM call

-Pete Davidson and Kim K want kids?

-850 pound Pot Brownie

-Instagram has a new feature to stop you from scrolling too long

-AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!

-"Holiday Gift Guilt": Most disappointing gifts you've gotten

-Drake withdraws his Grammy nominations

-Olivia Rodrigo's Going on tour

-Jonny saw Nick Cannon's junk.

-Toxic Tuesday: Woman wouldn't stop breastfeeding her CAT ON A PLANE.

-Letters to Santa

-"Hide the Pickle" What IS this tradition??

-You're feeding your dog too much

-The band Haim rewrote Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song

-Detroit Lions WIN and there's already a song about it.

-Zoom is snitching on meeting attendance. 

-ASKING FOR A FRIEND: "Was I wrong to take money out of my wife's saving account?"

-The Arkells are playing the Grey Cup half time show, if a guy named Ron Kells doesn't stop them first!

-LaSalle's former pro footballer Luke Willson tries his hand at weather reporting...he might be worse than Jonny?!

 - Who are your most and least listened-to artists of 2021?! Who would win in a fight, your 1st most listened-to or your 5th?

 - Barstool Sports is back at it again with their terrible lists, this time it's the Top 10 Christmas Movies of all time.... BAD SANTA, REALLY???

 - Adam Levine made everybody think he got a face tattoo! Turns out, it's fake, but we're talking about bad tattoos. Thank god it's not real because once you get one face tattoo, you get 10. Nobody has just one.