Legend In My Spare Time

Part ii: "The Raving Turkey Rapist"

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This week is the much demanded conclusion to "A Bucket Full Of Scrotum's" we start with an adult decision. This show is intended to entertain ourselves and our listeners and after listening to the remainder of our conversations with the unsuspecting Middle Eastern we've decided to remove them from the podcast. We may hear from Cindy again, but no more attacks on unsuspecting victims, even if they're creepy. Sometimes we go too far, what can you do? There's also an exclusive cut from The MattLees Band; as a gift to you our loyal listener. Damn Davies tells a disgusting story about turkey and you'll never look at a Butterball the same way.  The sermon gets personal, and Mr. Kennedy tells the tale of the time he found Peter where he expected to find Mary.. If you know what I mean. Poor guy.

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This week we welcome multiple special guests to the MattCave and this leads to a double whammy for you! . The Reverend Damn Davies has promised to drag along his partner in crime from "Sally Chancer" Andy (Joey) Kennedy but is running late so Jay V Gravy from GenerationILL steps into the hot seat in the meantime.  Matt complains about a recent sporting events Canadian advertising and once again says something outlandish. They pass the time discussing Kijiji.com, A website with seemingly limitless possibilities that promise a potentially entertaining outcome. Mr. Kennedy requests help from you, the listener in an item he's desperate to find for purchase online. We are proud to introduce "Cindy", a working girl who is just looking to meet the right guy and Milad, a middle eastern who is just looking for a good time but just when the story is getting good we pull the oldest trick in the book with a  "To Be Continued". But fear not dear listener, the conclusion is now available on iTunes!

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This week, as Dave Kaye is recovering from the surgery required to remove the squirrel from his ass.. it's the full debut for our new full time co-host the Reverend Damn Davies. They start out on a high note by discussing hand drawn (or iPhone drawn) cocks and move into both of the holy trilogies until the conversation turns to the world of professional wrestling as Matt tries to convince Damn Davies to enter the professional world with Matt "Mother Fuckin'" Lees as his manager. "You'll be champ in one year.. I guarantee it!" They make a crank call to Jay V Gravy's voice mail and complain about him until he actually calls them back and tries to defend himself. The Reverend holds a sermon for our number one fan Mr. Gross and hopes to relinquish him of his "Rage" withdrawal. Remember folks, "Keep it tight for the Legend crew!"

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Due to technical difficulties this is the same episode we attempted to release last week. Well, the problems have been fixed so here we go again..

In a legendary crossover episode two protagonists from two different universes collide. Jay V Gravy from GenerationILL  and Matt Mothafucking Lees get up to no good in a desperate attempt to regain their awesome social status as they are each missing a co-host. They waste time talking about something they can’t talk about until we introduce a “Legend In Training”. Things just got a little more sexy as Damn Davies makes his debut in the MattCave. They talk about the shave or no shave debate, the dude who’ll do anyone (anytime), and Damn Davies practically forces Matt to tell a story about a douche bag. Such a douche bag.

There’s even an impromptu theme song!

And don’t forget the impromptu game show!

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This week you're all in for a surprise! Like Leno plans to kick Conan out the door, Dave "Rage" Kaye must have heard the rumblings about the search for a new Co-host because he's back out of the woodwork.. He's back unannounced just like herpies.. And he's brought a friend..

In a slight repeat from what became the "Lost Legend Tapes", the three best friends that anyone could have spend some time talking about where the hell someone has been, Ignore the holidays, Matt doesn't tell a story about how he got in trouble at work, they out another local Pod-Host for doing something that is unacceptable and basically ramble on in an episode that saw them clear 10 tall boys.. It's probably going to get out of hand.

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"Back once again It's the incredible.."

This week after a long and unacceptable break, Mr. Lees is back with a special hand from a special guest. With Mr. Rage missing in action, the hunt for a more permanent co-host is on. This time around, Mr. Hawkins is in the house.. All the way from Mars Needs Podcasts he's here to pass the time with talks about writing, performing, music, wrestling and even that English dude who wrote all those plays no one understands. Stay tuned, you love it.

If you're interested in perhaps joining the ranks of the podcasting world as a co-host, then email us and let us know why YOU should join the greatest podcast ever recorded...

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This week while Dave... fuck it, Dave's a busy boy. Christmas is a busy time for giving blowjobs in alleys for $20. He did however clear his mouth long enough to record a greeting to some of his most beloved people.. YOU! He meant every word, even if he is completely smashed. That being said, live from Kirk country this week once again Weller steps in to fill the void left my "Rage" and he's got a plan..He may have solved all of Matt's financial problems for good by making him the biggest rock star in history.. Just a few details to iron out..

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This week partly due to technical difficulities and partly due to Dave once again vanishing like a lady of the night Matt brings you an exclusive episode originally planned for a future special with special guest host Weller from Misinformation. They got together live in the Mattcave (I swear) to discuss the Top 10 Most Over rated bands in History. Matt is totally correct with every single choice on his list and Weller gets some of them right. They share their humble, well researched opinions of each band on the list until Matt's equipment decided to die on him, leading to a conversation with Weller talking to himself. Wierdo.

This week, with Dave still probably dead in a ditch.. Matt is honoured to welcome some special guests.. Being none other than the members of his very own Matt Lees Band. Live from the studio while taking a break from recording their debut album the boys talk candidly about their taste in music, the world and each other. They share the mythology of meeting each other, someone has gas, someone is drunk and someone gets a little upset. They even end the episode with a special live performance of a song from the upcoming album like you've never heard, and will probably never hear again.

This week in an extended edition the boys return (late) to fill the listeners in on where to get the greatest cup of coffee known to man, Dave almost tells us a story about a threesome or two, and they break down the adventure that became the legend of "The Great Canadian Gay-Off" *Not that there's anything wrong with that*. Then Dave takes it to a gross place with a story about a jar of spunk.. literally. Oh, and he also decided to rip on The Beatles again and is probably dead in a ditch someplace at the hands of an angry, angry Matt Lees.