I never said James Gunn cunt. James Gunn is my friend

This hastily re-recorded episode has everything you want from Legends in Review. It's late, we forgot to title it, we forgot most of the plot of the episode because we watched it six months ago, and Ari spends 7 minutes instructing their partner how to make pasta from a distance. Do we talk about the plot of episode? Not really! Do we make fun of Legends for getting cancelled? Absolutely! All this and more of the chaos you've come to expect, plus the added bonus of Ari still being hoarse from seeing MCR last Sunday and me not knowing where my microphone is.

Also, quick content warning for about the 50 min mark to the 1 hour mark, we discuss some pretty horrible things that have happened on The Online and why it's good they're gone, but it's heavy stuff. Proceed with caution.

Gang I'll level with you- We've made a lot of incomprehensible episodes over the years, but this one is maybe too avant-garde. Opening with your hosts Ari (he/they) and Rachel (she/they) subjecting guest host Gab (she/her) to a cursed youtube video gauntlet, and then going right into the storied history of reality TV, this episode of Legends in Review asks: What happened here? No, really. What happened?

Also featuring: So, so much information about the Jersey shore, both the place and the show, Woody's Grace, and speculation about future episodes and seasons that will now go absolutely nowhere!

Temper expectations! It's Legends in Review!

Folks, it's time to buckle down and write a ship manifesto for a horny evil AI and a horny evil robot, and we might just be the only podcast out there suited for the task. On this episode, your hosts, the only legally recognized correct Legends opinion-havers, dissect an episode that was actually... really fun and enjoyable to watch. Legends, what are we? All of that and an opening bit about those really depressing "Dear America" books on Legends in Review.

In this episode, Legends in Review is back in form as we dedicate large chunks of your time as a listener to talking about dolls. We're covering Legends 7x06 (Piss Christ) and 7x07 (The Yassification of Eleanor Roosevelt) Also, a surprisingly in-depth and poignant conversation about the Tarazi family, Behrad and Gwyn being The New Ship of the Show, and you know. Jojo's.

In this double feature, we review Legends episodes 7x04 (Title Pending)and 7x05 (Magical Mister Mistofelees)two episodes that ask the question: is the musical Chicago going to sue us? Also includes discussions of our cringe backstories, a video game Tim plays which I refuse to mention, and maybe too many serial killer shout-outs.

Remember how in that Dawson's Creek spoof they did on The Amanda Show called "Moody's Point" one of the major plot points is that Moody's mom is stuck in a hot air balloon? That's what happened to us. We've managed to land and churn out all of 7A except the hundo, which was lost when we popped the balloon and cascaded back down to earth. Anyway!

Welcome back to Legends in Review, a podcast that is, apparently, being listened to by someone out there in Hollywood- Please stop. Venmo us money

In this, the first of our season 7A double-features, we cover Legends 7x01 (I Write Sins Not Tragedies) and Legends 7x02 (Homosexual Robocop) with special guest Gab! Join us as we attempt to discuss two episodes we actually liked while juggling the fact that we also enjoyed the rest of the first half of the season.

Find Gabs on Twitter @mamawerewolf and on Tumblr @drharlequin

If you were expecting a new episode this week about the NEW season of Legends, then you wouldn't be listening to this podcast. So here's the finale which aired literally a month ago. Join us as Rebecca plays the accordion, we discuss the Met Gala, and we answer some fan questions. Maybe we discuss Legends a little bit? Anyway

Sometimes something incredibly good (Maisie directing) and incredibly bad (John's 6B plot) can happen at once and when that happens, you can count on us to avoid discussing the episode all together and instead sing songs about our cats. Branded content

S06E12: There Wolf, There Castle

S06E13: Ann Rule Has Got Her Airpods In

In this Legends in Review double feature, you get two reviews done in one sitting that partially covers some of the content in both episodes. We ignore the fact that Mick gave birth, we censor a fanfiction discussion that is just too wild to print, and more! We are so close to being done with this season. Holy fuck