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Listen. Apparently Legends of Tomorrow can be good. We were surprised to! Do you have any idea what it's like to actually discuss Legends' //cinematography choices?// It's like we've entered a parallel dimension!

Join us on this wild ride, including a brief and scathing season 2 recap. For important reasons. We didn't even mention Sasuke by name this week, it's Legends in Review!

How is this episode almost exactly two hours? Why? What happened? These may all be questions you have going into this week's review. We're actually... not sure about that one. We got lost somewhere between explaining Greek Life and talking about... gay rights?

Listen. We really enjoyed this episode! That's why it's so confusing. We can't feel joy any other way. We're introducing a new segment called "Phil, What's the Vibe?" on this week's Legends in Review.

We really can't summarize this episode with the precision, the finesse, of this anonymous ask I got this past Wednesday: "Next week on LIR: something off topic for 20 minutes, maybe some talk about Charlie & Zari, then the rest is dedicated to Berkowitz."

And there you have it. It's Legends in Review

It's an episode that takes place in a boarding house! It's an episode that takes place in hell! It's an episode where we ask ourselves, IS Legends just a rip off of Boruto? WAS Yu-Gi-Oh, as an anime, sexy? When WILL Sara activate her sharingan? Plus: I Never Said That- Legends is my Friend, Serial Killers that Aren't Dead Yet, and Reasons Not to Buy Anime Merch.

Surprise! Seher is back for another week and has made the shocking discovery that she's not actually allowed to leave. We discuss Legend's return to form in this overpacked emotional roller-coaster of an episode that left us asking: Why didn't you stretch these plot points out earlier this season? I'm just kidding! We know why.

Plus, Ari opens with a Homestuck horror story, and our Patsy Ramsey idea is remains on track! All this and more on Legends in Review.

We know what you need this 4/20 - A special Legends in Review episode spanning over 2 hours with minimal Legends content. We are so happy this episode to have a special guest (Seher with the Fandomentals) that we immediately scared off by suggesting that Patsy Ramsey should be one of the season's encores. It's a good idea! It's an EXTREMELY good idea.

PLUS, if you've been lost for these first eight (8!) episodes, we try to summarize or, at least discern what happened in the first half of this season. Shit's complicated!

So join us, won't you,,, for a special episode of Legends in Review: A Season 5A Retrospective.

You can find Seher writing for the Fandomentals: https://www.thefandomentals.com/author/shahar/

On the Podcast "That's Haram: " https://www.thefandomentals.com/thats-haram-the-quarantine-edition/

And on the Podcast "Ladies First:" https://www.thefandomentals.com/cultural-expectations-on-coming-out/

Give Seher a listen and please, please be nice to her so that we can convince her to come back. WE NEED HER.

LISTEN. Listen. There is a rumor that is going around about a show Ari and I hate that may or may not be true, but the mere mention of these rumors caused us to have a collective breakdown and/or vent session. I had to be nice to Legends! I had to compliment them! That's violating my rights.

Recorded in a do or die situation without those microphones we got for this express purpose, join us now as we discuss the show that will not be named (in this description) for this special Crisis Alert.

We know what you've been thinking- When is a Legends in Review episode going to revolve around Ari trying to find a citation from "The Celluloid Closet?" We have good news. It's now. Tune in for this needlessly long episode covering Animal Crossing, being queer and inconvenienced, and a revisiting of your high school English courses. It's just what Shakespeare would've wanted- Legends in Review!

One of these days, the plot is going to get here, and everyone is going to be sorry! On this week's Legends in Review, we talk about Animal Crossing, try to counsel the Legends team on time management, and talk about Animal Crossing. Can we pick up the pace here, Phil? We're dying over here.