The "Legends" take on musicals and theater... and explain their lack of tolerance for both.

The "Legends" try in "vain" to agree on the value (or lack thereof) vanity plates.

We've established that the 2 "Legends" have nothing to say, and say it anyway. At least when they speak they (usually) choose the correct words... most of the time... or from time to time... or some of the time... occasionally.

What happens when you let one of the "Legends" loose at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? What happens when you let the other "Legend" loose on a road full of drive-thru restaurants? It ain't pretty!

It's amazing what people try to slip by The Legends In Their Own Minds... and amazing how many times they succeed!

The "Legends" pontificate haute cuisine from around the world... From Texas and other independent nations. At the end of the day, they're still 'meat and potato' kinda guys

The 2 Legends take on 'The Cause' whatever that might actually be.

The 2 "Legends" discuss the Great American Pastime. It's opening day across North America. One "Legend" is excited, and the other one couldn't care less.

From parents and uncles pontificating rather than questioning at literacy day, to a lady at gas station consoling her 'baby' - these 2 "Legends" have decided that some people are just crazy.... or at the very least, a little odd.

In this first episode, one of the "Legends" tackles a not-so-relaxing dinner at a local restaurant interacting with a frazzled waitress. The other "Legend" discusses the finer points of Manatee Gray clothing.