Special Guest: David Matthews!!! Lots of manly things! Train sausage, and Elliot totes doesn't leave to pee.

Alternate titles: Spaghetti Roast, Unicorn Road, and Ten Pounds of Fat Sir! You are not prepared. We are introduced to the voice of fat. Also, Dimples the clown makes an appearance. This episode is nothing but silly.

Episode X: We are back! But actually we were just recording from a distance. This ep feels a little like catch up, but we discuss nerding out, obscure autographs, SMUCKERS (tm) and holding things above your head. This ep is whack, dear Legumites.

An episode to get you through that tedious drive. We talk about some things, and we eat some things, you know the drill. We get excited about the future of the L.A.C. while offering no real substance in the present.

We are sitting in the wrong seats! You just know this is gonna be wacky! Ironic letters, funky language, and lots of your favorite dead air! This episode may or may not be funny.

Alternate episode titles include: Jaunty Little Sprig, Year of the Squirrel, and Jupiter is my favorite.

In glorious episode 6 we take you into the nethers of our podcasting studio, and you learn what happens when there's no camera watching. Other topics of discussion include: Stupid things kids do, collections, cash money, and double imported things. It'

Episode 933: We talk fast in this one. Energy drinks having kicked in. Elliot says an 'expletive'. Stories of yore. Evil dummies, incorrect orders, and emails answered. Also a brief discussion of a possible impending zombie apocalypse. A discussion

Special guests appear in the form of poor impersonations and impressions, including an irishman! We discuss odd PB&J sandwiches, mongolian beef, and learn about Jordan's incredibly morbid metaphor for life. We eat more almonds.

NEW AND IMPROVED SOUND! SOUND QUALITY IS EXCELSIOR! It's LEAP DAY! We discuss leaping, lepers (however briefly) and bat-winged boars. Also we touch on nearly everything else whilst eating vegetable straws and almonds.