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Don't look at this this is for my wedding

Don't look at this this is for my wedding

First episode of the new JCOM series! We're talking about Sharpay's normal named brother, how awful really was 2011 twitter, and is Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure an iconic movie. 

Closing song is Baby by Lucas Grabeel

I'm coming back after some pretty major life changes to discuss the most well advertised dance show ever! Come along with us to talk about how annoying men laugh, Chloe's feeling about have to talk about men, and 5000 year of civilization...REBORN! 

I apologize for Chloe's audio, we 're still figuring out our recording setup in the new place

Outro is Karma by Taylor Swift ft. Ice Spice

After a brief hiatus we're back to talk about Sex and the City! Sam has her identity stolen, Charlotte encourages adult genital mutilation, Carrie hates it when Mr. Big checks out lower backs, and Miranda learns the plot of Moonstruck. Meanwhile we talk about the scam of hellofresh, how many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, and drag culture. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Blue Moon by Frankie Sinatra

Carrie fights Mr. Big tooth and nail to leave his apartment, Charlotte believes there really is an elementary schooler in Baltimore named L-a, Samantha fumbles the bag because of ass, and Miranda dates a trans man and discovers first hand what that thing do. Meanwhile, between all that, obama bin laden strike again: we talk about seal team 6's twitch, New York's most racist museum, and Donald Trump's brief cameo. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Somebody Told Me by the Killers

We had a busy October and now we're back with Sex and the City! Carrie has the exact same drama with Mr. Big that she always has, Charlotte fucks a man with a 'role model,' Samantha has fucked every white man in Manhattan and has a crisis, and Miranda turns into Charlotte for just this episode. Meanwhile we discuss whether ugly-hot men exist, the pointlessness of hiring an interior decorator, and Chloe gives all of her wedding opinions. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Bad Penny by Big Black

We're back from vacation and talking about Sex and the City! We're getting into being clocked as cis by the McDonald's cashier, bizarre reality tv of the late 2000s, and double edged sword of watching porn with your sex partner. Meanwhile Carrie gets outed as a dumb bitch with bad taste because of her impossible vaginal issue, Miranda doesn't appreciate sharing the sexual spotlight with cinema, Samantha discovers that her trainer is sleeping with other women in the gayest way, and Charlotte baits the gays in the most unconvincing way possible. I did fix the audio issues for the episode but our young dog woke up during recording and wanted to play so you can hear him and the other dog throughout the episode, sorry. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is We Fell in Love in October by Girl in Red 

Chloe and I jump right into it talking about what squirt is made of, the benefits of being the town slut, and the politics of the term 'Gusano.' Also, Miranda has the funniest panic attack, Charlotte can't not get scammed, Samantha meets a dead man who is retconned into being a movie star, and Carrie has the most pitiful existential crisis. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is Somebody to Shove by Soul Asylum 

We're back at it after a little New Jersey-related COVID, talking about some sweet Sex and the City. We're out here talking Chloe's theory that slavery and foot fetishes are connected, the phenomenon of men telling other men to have first dates with women at pools, and our opinions on modern media that has "takes." Also Charlotte prevents a man from living his Mormon fantasy, Miranda gives a pussy ted talk, Samantha gets love bombed before that was even a thing, and Carrie gets caught looking busted in 4k. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Gold Digger by Kanye.