Lesson Number Two

We got Greg and Brian at the gates! Greg and Brian in the air! Greg and Brian inside the walls! Greg and Brian, Greg and Brian, Greg and Brian! If you think you're made of sterner stuff, let's see how you do with over three hours of talk about Transformers: The Movie. Proceed... on your way to oblivion.

Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Starring: Orson Welles, Robert Stack, Leonard Nimoy, Judd Nelson

Director: Nelson Shin

Writer: Ron Friedman

Theme song: Alexander Sr. – www.youtube.com/@alexander_sr_official

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NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO! We spent almost two and half hours talking about Bayformers. If all else fails, unite this podcast episode with the spark in your chest — a necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet.

Transformers (2007)

Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel

Director: Michael Bay

Writer: Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, John Rogers

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You thought we were dead? And miss all the excitement? We were merely dormant while our bodies repaired themselves. Ah well, enough with the details — here's our discussion of The Last Starfighter.

The Last Starfighter (1984)

Starring: Lance Guest, Robert Preston, Catherine Mary Stewart

Director: Nick Castle

Writer: Jonathan R. Betuel

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If an alien abducted you in the woods, would anyone hear it? More importantly, would James Garner believe you? In this episode, we discuss Fire in the Sky — plus, we talk about some butt-stuff.

Fire in the Sky (1993)

Starring: D.B. Sweeney, Robert Patrick, Craig Sheffer

Director: Robert Lieberman

Writers: Travis Walton and Tracy Torme

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It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your favorite podcast delivery service for the latest episode of Lesson Number Two — and remember the big giveaway at 9:00. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your headphones. The clock is ticking, it's almost time.

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1988)

Starring: Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herlihy

Director: Tommy Lee Wallace

Writers: Tommy Lee Wallace, John Carpenter, Nigel Kneale

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What lengths would you go to if your late-80s-Kirstie-Alley girlfriend was kidnapped? Tom Berenger shimmied across a 300-foot-high cable and staved off a brown bear. We jumped on mic and recorded a podcast episode. You pick which one is more impressive.

Shoot to Kill (1988)

Starring: Sidney Poitier, Tom Berenger, Kirstie Alley

Director: Roger Spottiswoode

Writers: Harv Zimmel, Michael Burton, Daniel Petrie, Jr.

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In March of 2025, two middle-aged friends disappeared in the woods near Burlington, Kentucky while recording a movie podcast.

A week later their audio files were found.

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Starring: Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, Joshua Leonard

Directors: Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez

Writers: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez, Heather Donahue

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YO JOE! Can we keep track of all the new characters in G.I. Joe: The Movie? YO JOE! Probably not, but YO JOE! If knowing is half the battle, then podcasting is the other half. YO JOE!

G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)

Starring: Don Johnson, Burgess Meredith, and Sgt. Slaughter as Sgt. Slaughter

Director: Don Jurwich

Writers: Ron Friedman, Buzz Dixon, Roger Slifer

Music: Johnny Douglas & Robert J. Walsh

This episode's theme song by 브금맨 JX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EUstr1pzI

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We will never betray our Lesson Number Two friends

We will stick together until the whole world ends

Through heaven and hell, and Greenland war

Good pals like us, will podcast more

In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies

Only one us liked a movie called The Goonies

The Goonies (1985)

Starring: Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Corey Feldman, Ke Huy Quan, Jeff Cohen, Kerri Green, Martha Plimpton

Director: Richard Donner

Writers: Chris Columbus, Steven Spielberg

Music: Dave Grusin

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We're putting some brown sugar in your podcast feed with our latest episode, as we dive into the award-winning documentary about L.A.'s two most famous celebrity cops – Tango & Cash.

Tango & Cash (1989)

Starring: Sylvester Stallone & Kurt Russell

Director: Andrey Konchalovskiy & Albert Magnoli

Writer: Randy Feldman

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