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By Jason NewlandHealth & Fitness
Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland) episodes
- (music) (5 hours) Vinnie keeps farting | LMBYTS #1457 | Jason Newland | 9th October 2025📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🧘♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics
🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)- Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.
- Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.
- There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.
- Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.
- Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.
- He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.
- Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."
- Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.
- Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).
- Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.
- Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.
- Keep things simple and consistent:
- Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).
- Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.
- No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.
- Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.
- Jason shares his YouTube analytics:
- Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).
- Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.
- Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.
- Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.
- Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.
- Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.
- Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.
- Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.
- Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.
- Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.
- Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.
- Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.
- Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”
- Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).
- This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.
- Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.
- A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.
- Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.
4 hr 57 min - (music) Vinnie keeps farting | LMBYTS #1457 | Jason Newland | 9th October 2025📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🧘♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics
🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)- Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.
- Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.
- There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.
- Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.
- Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.
- He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.
- Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."
- Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.
- Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).
- Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.
- Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.
- Keep things simple and consistent:
- Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).
- Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.
- No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.
- Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.
- Jason shares his YouTube analytics:
- Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).
- Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.
- Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.
- Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.
- Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.
- Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.
- Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.
- Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.
- Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.
- Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.
- Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.
- Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.
- Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”
- Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).
- This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.
- Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.
- A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.
- Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.
1 hr 18 min - (no music) (10 hours) Vinnie keeps farting | LMBYTS #1457 | Jason Newland | 9th October 2025📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🧘♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics
🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)- Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.
- Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.
- There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.
- Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.
- Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.
- He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.
- Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."
- Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.
- Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).
- Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.
- Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.
- Keep things simple and consistent:
- Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).
- Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.
- No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.
- Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.
- Jason shares his YouTube analytics:
- Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).
- Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.
- Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.
- Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.
- Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.
- Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.
- Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.
- Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.
- Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.
- Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.
- Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.
- Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.
- Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”
- Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).
- This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.
- Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.
- A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.
- Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.
9 hr 45 min - (no music) (5 hours) (Vinnie keeps farting | LMBYTS #1457 | Jason Newland | 9th October 2025📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🧘♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics
🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)- Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.
- Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.
- There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.
- Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.
- Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.
- He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.
- Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."
- Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.
- Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).
- Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.
- Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.
- Keep things simple and consistent:
- Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).
- Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.
- No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.
- Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.
- Jason shares his YouTube analytics:
- Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).
- Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.
- Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.
- Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.
- Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.
- Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.
- Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.
- Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.
- Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.
- Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.
- Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.
- Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.
- Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”
- Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).
- This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.
- Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.
- A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.
- Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.
5 hr - (no music) Vinnie keeps farting | LMBYTS #1457 | Jason Newland | 9th October 2025📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"
⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes
🔗 View Transcript
🧘♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics
🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)- Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.
- Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.
- There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.
- Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.
- Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.
- He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.
- Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."
- Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.
- Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).
- Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.
- Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.
- Keep things simple and consistent:
- Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).
- Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.
- No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.
- Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.
- Jason shares his YouTube analytics:
- Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).
- Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.
- Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.
- Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.
- Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.
- Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.
- Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.
- Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.
- Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.
- Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.
- Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.
- Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.
- Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”
- Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).
- This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.
- Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.
- A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.
- Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.
1 hr 18 min - (music) (10 hours) #1456 Let me bore you to sleephttps://jasonnewland.com/
#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds
Host: Jason Newland
🔗 View full transcript on TurboScribe
🧠 Main Themes & Topics:
🛌 Sleep, Structure & Simplicity- Jason opens with a classic relaxation intro, reminding listeners to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.
- Emphasizes a return to consistency: no more changes to podcasts, platforms, or websites — "the change is no change."
- Plans to continue with daily recordings (Mon–Fri) and bring back Whisper Wednesday due to its popularity.
- Acknowledges mixed audience preferences (e.g. yawning, Vinny’s noises, birds, squeaky desks), but affirms he’s doing his best to accommodate everyone.
- Reflects on the end of the year approaching, and outlines his 2026 goals:
- Maintain current website: JasonNewland.com
- Stick with current podcast platforms: Spreaker, SoundCloud, Podbean
- Possibly enhance YouTube, but no major overhauls planned
- Improve promotional efforts, especially through Facebook ads.
- Jason shares results from a Facebook ad campaign:
- 398 views, 8 clicks for £2.70 on the group promotion
- 2,385 views, 21 clicks for 63p on the website advert
- Observes that the website promotion yields better value
- Plans to advertise more actively, aiming to grow his listener base, while appreciating his current audience: “the best audience in the world.”
- Vinny (the dog) causes the usual delightful chaos: licking bags, the floor, Jason’s ankles.
- Jason uses humor and affection to engage listeners with Vinny's antics — a recurring, much-loved part of the show.
- Reflects on a missed opportunity in 2019 to speak at a U.S. university (invited by Brooke), hindered by self-doubt and lockdown.
- Expresses gratitude for supportive messages and reviews from listeners: says he feels privileged to help others relax and sleep.
- Talks about early podcasting days (since 2006), using platforms like SoundCloud, Podbean, Spreaker, etc.
- Jason discusses his Facebook group, how he screens members, and his desire to keep the group warm and spam-free.
- Admits to struggles with texting and digital communication, preferring voice-based interaction (like podcasting).
- Says this podcast is his main form of communication and connection with the world.
- Discusses budget-conscious decisions around platforms, promoting cost-effective strategies.
- Mentions that past decisions to cancel things (like YouTube or SoundCloud uploads) led to listener disappointment, motivating him to stay consistent moving forward.
- Consistency is king — keep things as they are.
- Promotion is the new frontier — without losing the “realness” of the podcast.
- Jason values every listener — he wants everyone to feel welcome and supported.
- No gimmicks or stunts — just calm, connection, and comfort through spoken word.
- 🛠️ Fixed the squeaky desk using toilet paper roll holders — a small but satisfying victory!
- 😄 "Seedless game… like a seedless banana" – Jason’s quirky humor shines.
- 🐾 Vinny: “That’s not a toy” – Jason chides Vinny mid-recording with warmth.
- 🧠 Reflections on confidence, imposter syndrome, and what it means to help people without meeting them.
9 hr 50 min - (music) (5 hours) #1456 Let me bore you to sleep#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds
Host: Jason Newland
🔗 View full transcript on TurboScribe
🧠 Main Themes & Topics:
🛌 Sleep, Structure & Simplicity- Jason opens with a classic relaxation intro, reminding listeners to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.
- Emphasizes a return to consistency: no more changes to podcasts, platforms, or websites — "the change is no change."
- Plans to continue with daily recordings (Mon–Fri) and bring back Whisper Wednesday due to its popularity.
- Acknowledges mixed audience preferences (e.g. yawning, Vinny’s noises, birds, squeaky desks), but affirms he’s doing his best to accommodate everyone.
- Reflects on the end of the year approaching, and outlines his 2026 goals:
- Maintain current website: JasonNewland.com
- Stick with current podcast platforms: Spreaker, SoundCloud, Podbean
- Possibly enhance YouTube, but no major overhauls planned
- Improve promotional efforts, especially through Facebook ads.
- Jason shares results from a Facebook ad campaign:
- 398 views, 8 clicks for £2.70 on the group promotion
- 2,385 views, 21 clicks for 63p on the website advert
- Observes that the website promotion yields better value
- Plans to advertise more actively, aiming to grow his listener base, while appreciating his current audience: “the best audience in the world.”
- Vinny (the dog) causes the usual delightful chaos: licking bags, the floor, Jason’s ankles.
- Jason uses humor and affection to engage listeners with Vinny's antics — a recurring, much-loved part of the show.
- Reflects on a missed opportunity in 2019 to speak at a U.S. university (invited by Brooke), hindered by self-doubt and lockdown.
- Expresses gratitude for supportive messages and reviews from listeners: says he feels privileged to help others relax and sleep.
- Talks about early podcasting days (since 2006), using platforms like SoundCloud, Podbean, Spreaker, etc.
- Jason discusses his Facebook group, how he screens members, and his desire to keep the group warm and spam-free.
- Admits to struggles with texting and digital communication, preferring voice-based interaction (like podcasting).
- Says this podcast is his main form of communication and connection with the world.
- Discusses budget-conscious decisions around platforms, promoting cost-effective strategies.
- Mentions that past decisions to cancel things (like YouTube or SoundCloud uploads) led to listener disappointment, motivating him to stay consistent moving forward.
- Consistency is king — keep things as they are.
- Promotion is the new frontier — without losing the “realness” of the podcast.
- Jason values every listener — he wants everyone to feel welcome and supported.
- No gimmicks or stunts — just calm, connection, and comfort through spoken word.
- 🛠️ Fixed the squeaky desk using toilet paper roll holders — a small but satisfying victory!
- 😄 "Seedless game… like a seedless banana" – Jason’s quirky humor shines.
- 🐾 Vinny: “That’s not a toy” – Jason chides Vinny mid-recording with warmth.
- 🧠 Reflections on confidence, imposter syndrome, and what it means to help people without meeting them.
4 hr 52 min - (music) #1456 Let me bore you to sleep#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds
Host: Jason Newland
🔗 View full transcript on TurboScribe
🧠 Main Themes & Topics:
🛌 Sleep, Structure & Simplicity- Jason opens with a classic relaxation intro, reminding listeners to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.
- Emphasizes a return to consistency: no more changes to podcasts, platforms, or websites — "the change is no change."
- Plans to continue with daily recordings (Mon–Fri) and bring back Whisper Wednesday due to its popularity.
- Acknowledges mixed audience preferences (e.g. yawning, Vinny’s noises, birds, squeaky desks), but affirms he’s doing his best to accommodate everyone.
- Reflects on the end of the year approaching, and outlines his 2026 goals:
- Maintain current website: JasonNewland.com
- Stick with current podcast platforms: Spreaker, SoundCloud, Podbean
- Possibly enhance YouTube, but no major overhauls planned
- Improve promotional efforts, especially through Facebook ads.
- Jason shares results from a Facebook ad campaign:
- 398 views, 8 clicks for £2.70 on the group promotion
- 2,385 views, 21 clicks for 63p on the website advert
- Observes that the website promotion yields better value
- Plans to advertise more actively, aiming to grow his listener base, while appreciating his current audience: “the best audience in the world.”
- Vinny (the dog) causes the usual delightful chaos: licking bags, the floor, Jason’s ankles.
- Jason uses humor and affection to engage listeners with Vinny's antics — a recurring, much-loved part of the show.
- Reflects on a missed opportunity in 2019 to speak at a U.S. university (invited by Brooke), hindered by self-doubt and lockdown.
- Expresses gratitude for supportive messages and reviews from listeners: says he feels privileged to help others relax and sleep.
- Talks about early podcasting days (since 2006), using platforms like SoundCloud, Podbean, Spreaker, etc.
- Jason discusses his Facebook group, how he screens members, and his desire to keep the group warm and spam-free.
- Admits to struggles with texting and digital communication, preferring voice-based interaction (like podcasting).
- Says this podcast is his main form of communication and connection with the world.
- Discusses budget-conscious decisions around platforms, promoting cost-effective strategies.
- Mentions that past decisions to cancel things (like YouTube or SoundCloud uploads) led to listener disappointment, motivating him to stay consistent moving forward.
- Consistency is king — keep things as they are.
- Promotion is the new frontier — without losing the “realness” of the podcast.
- Jason values every listener — he wants everyone to feel welcome and supported.
- No gimmicks or stunts — just calm, connection, and comfort through spoken word.
- 🛠️ Fixed the squeaky desk using toilet paper roll holders — a small but satisfying victory!
- 😄 "Seedless game… like a seedless banana" – Jason’s quirky humor shines.
- 🐾 Vinny: “That’s not a toy” – Jason chides Vinny mid-recording with warmth.
- 🧠 Reflections on confidence, imposter syndrome, and what it means to help people without meeting them.
1 hr 1 min - (no music) (10 hours) #1456 Let me bore you to sleep#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds
Host: Jason Newland
🔗 View full transcript on TurboScribe
🧠 Main Themes & Topics:
🛌 Sleep, Structure & Simplicity- Jason opens with a classic relaxation intro, reminding listeners to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.
- Emphasizes a return to consistency: no more changes to podcasts, platforms, or websites — "the change is no change."
- Plans to continue with daily recordings (Mon–Fri) and bring back Whisper Wednesday due to its popularity.
- Acknowledges mixed audience preferences (e.g. yawning, Vinny’s noises, birds, squeaky desks), but affirms he’s doing his best to accommodate everyone.
- Reflects on the end of the year approaching, and outlines his 2026 goals:
- Maintain current website: JasonNewland.com
- Stick with current podcast platforms: Spreaker, SoundCloud, Podbean
- Possibly enhance YouTube, but no major overhauls planned
- Improve promotional efforts, especially through Facebook ads.
- Jason shares results from a Facebook ad campaign:
- 398 views, 8 clicks for £2.70 on the group promotion
- 2,385 views, 21 clicks for 63p on the website advert
- Observes that the website promotion yields better value
- Plans to advertise more actively, aiming to grow his listener base, while appreciating his current audience: “the best audience in the world.”
- Vinny (the dog) causes the usual delightful chaos: licking bags, the floor, Jason’s ankles.
- Jason uses humor and affection to engage listeners with Vinny's antics — a recurring, much-loved part of the show.
- Reflects on a missed opportunity in 2019 to speak at a U.S. university (invited by Brooke), hindered by self-doubt and lockdown.
- Expresses gratitude for supportive messages and reviews from listeners: says he feels privileged to help others relax and sleep.
- Talks about early podcasting days (since 2006), using platforms like SoundCloud, Podbean, Spreaker, etc.
- Jason discusses his Facebook group, how he screens members, and his desire to keep the group warm and spam-free.
- Admits to struggles with texting and digital communication, preferring voice-based interaction (like podcasting).
- Says this podcast is his main form of communication and connection with the world.
- Discusses budget-conscious decisions around platforms, promoting cost-effective strategies.
- Mentions that past decisions to cancel things (like YouTube or SoundCloud uploads) led to listener disappointment, motivating him to stay consistent moving forward.
- Consistency is king — keep things as they are.
- Promotion is the new frontier — without losing the “realness” of the podcast.
- Jason values every listener — he wants everyone to feel welcome and supported.
- No gimmicks or stunts — just calm, connection, and comfort through spoken word.
- 🛠️ Fixed the squeaky desk using toilet paper roll holders — a small but satisfying victory!
- 😄 "Seedless game… like a seedless banana" – Jason’s quirky humor shines.
- 🐾 Vinny: “That’s not a toy” – Jason chides Vinny mid-recording with warmth.
- 🧠 Reflections on confidence, imposter syndrome, and what it means to help people without meeting them.
9 hr 47 min - (no music) (5 hours) #1456 Let me bore you to sleep#1456 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 7th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 32 seconds
Host: Jason Newland
🔗 View full transcript on TurboScribe
🧠 Main Themes & Topics:
🛌 Sleep, Structure & Simplicity- Jason opens with a classic relaxation intro, reminding listeners to only listen when it's safe to close their eyes.
- Emphasizes a return to consistency: no more changes to podcasts, platforms, or websites — "the change is no change."
- Plans to continue with daily recordings (Mon–Fri) and bring back Whisper Wednesday due to its popularity.
- Acknowledges mixed audience preferences (e.g. yawning, Vinny’s noises, birds, squeaky desks), but affirms he’s doing his best to accommodate everyone.
- Reflects on the end of the year approaching, and outlines his 2026 goals:
- Maintain current website: JasonNewland.com
- Stick with current podcast platforms: Spreaker, SoundCloud, Podbean
- Possibly enhance YouTube, but no major overhauls planned
- Improve promotional efforts, especially through Facebook ads.
- Jason shares results from a Facebook ad campaign:
- 398 views, 8 clicks for £2.70 on the group promotion
- 2,385 views, 21 clicks for 63p on the website advert
- Observes that the website promotion yields better value
- Plans to advertise more actively, aiming to grow his listener base, while appreciating his current audience: “the best audience in the world.”
- Vinny (the dog) causes the usual delightful chaos: licking bags, the floor, Jason’s ankles.
- Jason uses humor and affection to engage listeners with Vinny's antics — a recurring, much-loved part of the show.
- Reflects on a missed opportunity in 2019 to speak at a U.S. university (invited by Brooke), hindered by self-doubt and lockdown.
- Expresses gratitude for supportive messages and reviews from listeners: says he feels privileged to help others relax and sleep.
- Talks about early podcasting days (since 2006), using platforms like SoundCloud, Podbean, Spreaker, etc.
- Jason discusses his Facebook group, how he screens members, and his desire to keep the group warm and spam-free.
- Admits to struggles with texting and digital communication, preferring voice-based interaction (like podcasting).
- Says this podcast is his main form of communication and connection with the world.
- Discusses budget-conscious decisions around platforms, promoting cost-effective strategies.
- Mentions that past decisions to cancel things (like YouTube or SoundCloud uploads) led to listener disappointment, motivating him to stay consistent moving forward.
- Consistency is king — keep things as they are.
- Promotion is the new frontier — without losing the “realness” of the podcast.
- Jason values every listener — he wants everyone to feel welcome and supported.
- No gimmicks or stunts — just calm, connection, and comfort through spoken word.
- 🛠️ Fixed the squeaky desk using toilet paper roll holders — a small but satisfying victory!
- 😄 "Seedless game… like a seedless banana" – Jason’s quirky humor shines.
- 🐾 Vinny: “That’s not a toy” – Jason chides Vinny mid-recording with warmth.
- 🧠 Reflections on confidence, imposter syndrome, and what it means to help people without meeting them.
4 hr 58 min
About Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland)
From the publisher's feed
Welcome to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep," a unique and soothing podcast hosted by Jason Newland. Specially designed to help you unwind and drift into a peaceful slumber, Jason’s calming voice and…
monotonous storytelling create the perfect atmosphere for relaxation.
Each episode features dull and uneventful narratives that gently guide your mind away from the stresses of the day and into a state of deep relaxation. Whether you're battling insomnia, struggling with anxiety, or simply need a comforting bedtime routine, Jason’s sleepy-time stories are here to lull you into restful sleep.
Tune in to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" and let Jason Newland’s tranquil tales carry you off to dreamland, one soothing episode at a time. Embrace the serenity and enjoy a night of uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.
Each episode features dull and uneventful narratives that gently guide your mind away from the stresses of the day and into a state of deep relaxation. Whether you're battling insomnia, struggling with anxiety, or simply need a comforting bedtime routine, Jason’s sleepy-time stories are here to lull you into restful sleep.
Tune in to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" and let Jason Newland’s tranquil tales carry you off to dreamland, one soothing episode at a time. Embrace the serenity and enjoy a night of uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.