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By Jason NewlandHealth & Fitness
Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland) episodes
- 53 min
- 9 hr 51 min
- 4 hr 54 min
- (music) (10 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep - 3rd October 2025https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)- Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
- He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
- Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
- Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
- Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
- Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
- Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
- Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
- Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
- Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
- Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
- Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
- Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
- Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
- One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
- One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
- Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
- Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
- Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
- Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
- Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
- Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
- Complains about rising grocery prices.
- Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
- Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
- Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
- Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
- Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
- Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
- Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
9 hr 41 min - (music) (5 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep - 3rd October 2025https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)- Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
- He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
- Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
- Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
- Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
- Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
- Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
- Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
- Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
- Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
- Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
- Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
- Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
- Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
- One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
- One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
- Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
- Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
- Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
- Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
- Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
- Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
- Complains about rising grocery prices.
- Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
- Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
- Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
- Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
- Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
- Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
- Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
5 hr - (music) #1453 Let me bore you to sleephttps://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)- Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
- He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
- Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
- Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
- Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
- Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
- Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
- Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
- Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
- Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
- Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
- Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
- Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
- Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
- One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
- One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
- Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
- Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
- Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
- Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
- Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
- Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
- Complains about rising grocery prices.
- Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
- Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
- Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
- Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
- Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
- Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
- Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
1 hr 32 min - (no music) (10 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleephttps://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)- Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
- He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
- Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
- Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
- Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
- Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
- Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
- Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
- Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
- Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
- Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
- Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
- Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
- Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
- One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
- One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
- Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
- Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
- Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
- Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
- Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
- Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
- Complains about rising grocery prices.
- Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
- Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
- Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
- Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
- Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
- Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
- Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
9 hr 46 min - (no music) (5 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleephttps://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)- Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
- He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
- Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
- Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
- Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
- Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
- Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
- Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
- Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
- Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
- Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
- Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
- Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
- Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
- One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
- One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
- Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
- Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
- Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
- Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
- Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
- Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
- Complains about rising grocery prices.
- Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
- Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
- Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
- Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
- Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
- Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
- Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
4 hr 55 min - (no music) Q&A Friday | #1453 Let me bore you to sleephttps://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)- Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
- He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
- Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
- Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
- Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
- Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
- Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
- Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
- Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
- Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
- Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
- Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
- Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
- Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
- One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
- One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
- Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
- Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
- Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
- Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
- Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
- Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
- Complains about rising grocery prices.
- Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
- Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
- Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
- Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
- Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
- Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
- Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
1 hr 32 min - (music) (10 hours) #1452 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025)
Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps- 00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.
- 01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).
- 07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.
- 14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.
- 16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”
- 22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains & hoping for quieter winter nights.
- 34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”
- 40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.
- 45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&A Friday.
- 48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”
9 hr 48 min
About Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland)
From the publisher's feed
Welcome to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep," a unique and soothing podcast hosted by Jason Newland. Specially designed to help you unwind and drift into a peaceful slumber, Jason’s calming voice and…
monotonous storytelling create the perfect atmosphere for relaxation.
Each episode features dull and uneventful narratives that gently guide your mind away from the stresses of the day and into a state of deep relaxation. Whether you're battling insomnia, struggling with anxiety, or simply need a comforting bedtime routine, Jason’s sleepy-time stories are here to lull you into restful sleep.
Tune in to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" and let Jason Newland’s tranquil tales carry you off to dreamland, one soothing episode at a time. Embrace the serenity and enjoy a night of uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.
Each episode features dull and uneventful narratives that gently guide your mind away from the stresses of the day and into a state of deep relaxation. Whether you're battling insomnia, struggling with anxiety, or simply need a comforting bedtime routine, Jason’s sleepy-time stories are here to lull you into restful sleep.
Tune in to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" and let Jason Newland’s tranquil tales carry you off to dreamland, one soothing episode at a time. Embrace the serenity and enjoy a night of uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.