Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland)

#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025)

Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps

• 00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.
• 01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).
• 07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.
• 14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.
• 16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”
• 22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains & hoping for quieter winter nights.
• 34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”
• 40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.
• 45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&A Friday.
• 48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”

#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025)

Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps

• 00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.
• 01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).
• 07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.
• 14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.
• 16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”
• 22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains & hoping for quieter winter nights.
• 34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”
• 40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.
• 45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&A Friday.
• 48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”

#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025)

Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps

• 00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.
• 01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).
• 07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.
• 14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.
• 16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”
• 22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains & hoping for quieter winter nights.
• 34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”
• 40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.
• 45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&A Friday.
• 48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”

#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025)

Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps

• 00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.
• 01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).
• 07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.
• 14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.
• 16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”
• 22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains & hoping for quieter winter nights.
• 34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”
• 40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.
• 45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&A Friday.
• 48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”

#1452 Whisper – Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd October 2025)

Early-morning, soft-spoken ramble to lull you back to sleep. Jason wakes before dawn, checks stats and emails, and chats about Vinnie’s unexpectedly cuddly mood, late-night noises outside, and nostalgic detours—from John McEnroe’s fame to TV memories. There’s gentle background life stuff (sound-dampening curtains, a squeaky desk, chilly mornings), a light skim of entertainment chatter, and the usual soothing sign-off to be kind to yourself. Perfect for nodding off. Timestamps

• 00:00–01:00 Quiet intro; woke up early, Vinnie’s up too.
• 01:03–02:00 Vinnie sits at Jason’s feet (rare for this early).
• 07:51–10:10 Sweet moment: Vinnie naps with his chin on Jason’s thigh.
• 14:53–16:05 Woken in the night by shouting/banging outside.
• 16:05–21:07 John McEnroe memories and how his tantrums made tennis “exciting.”
• 22:06–23:02 Sound-dampening curtains & hoping for quieter winter nights.
• 34:49–38:34 Celebrity Big Brother 2024 chatter; Sharon Osbourne as “celebrity lodger.”
• 40:06–41:11 Light headline skimming; mentions a music-producer relationship item.
• 45:52–47:36 Today’s plan: breakfast, TV, possible nap, later Q&A Friday.
• 48:03–48:51 Sleepy, kind sign-off: “Be gentle with yourself… you deserve to be happy.”

Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean & Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025)

Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious) moments—from being locked out of a Harrogate hotel room in just a vest and socks, to a café queue disaster, squeaky furniture, and childhood violin recital fails. Jason also talks about Podbean experiments, SoundCloud surges, Buzzsprout limits, podcast cover art, and why he sometimes listens to his own recordings to fall asleep. A perfect mix of absurd storytelling and sleep hypnosis-style rambling, ideal for anyone who wants to fall asleep fast. What you’ll hear

• Trapped in recliners & squeaky desk chaos
• Harrogate hotel: locked out in underwear saga
• Café fart incident & “acting natural” lesson
• Violin recital embarrassment as a kid
• Podbean relaunch & SoundCloud stats spike
• Buzzsprout limits and podcast hosting comparisons
• Big Brother viewing routine
• Listening to his own shows for relaxation
• Stand-up tapes, sales regrets, and Facebook stats

Timestamps

• 0:01 Intro, squeaky desk & chair
• 3:27 Harrogate hotel, room-service tray
• 5:00 Door locks, left in underwear & vest
• 10:09 Too embarrassed to go to reception
• 14:25 Café queue fart incident
• 21:00 Violin recital disaster
• 24:50 Starting again on Podbean
• 29:59 SoundCloud stats surge
• 31:39 Buzzsprout pricing & limits
• 47:00 Highest-earning podcasts list
• 1:10:00 Podcast images & logos
• 1:18:00 Q&A Friday reminder
• 1:21:20 Be kind to yourself

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👉 Listen to more free episodes & downloads at: https://www.jasonnewland.com/
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Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean & Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025)

Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious) moments—from being locked out of a Harrogate hotel room in just a vest and socks, to a café queue disaster, squeaky furniture, and childhood violin recital fails. Jason also talks about Podbean experiments, SoundCloud surges, Buzzsprout limits, podcast cover art, and why he sometimes listens to his own recordings to fall asleep. A perfect mix of absurd storytelling and sleep hypnosis-style rambling, ideal for anyone who wants to fall asleep fast. What you’ll hear

• Trapped in recliners & squeaky desk chaos
• Harrogate hotel: locked out in underwear saga
• Café fart incident & “acting natural” lesson
• Violin recital embarrassment as a kid
• Podbean relaunch & SoundCloud stats spike
• Buzzsprout limits and podcast hosting comparisons
• Big Brother viewing routine
• Listening to his own shows for relaxation
• Stand-up tapes, sales regrets, and Facebook stats

Timestamps

• 0:01 Intro, squeaky desk & chair
• 3:27 Harrogate hotel, room-service tray
• 5:00 Door locks, left in underwear & vest
• 10:09 Too embarrassed to go to reception
• 14:25 Café queue fart incident
• 21:00 Violin recital disaster
• 24:50 Starting again on Podbean
• 29:59 SoundCloud stats surge
• 31:39 Buzzsprout pricing & limits
• 47:00 Highest-earning podcasts list
• 1:10:00 Podcast images & logos
• 1:18:00 Q&A Friday reminder
• 1:21:20 Be kind to yourself

🎧 Direct downloads (all versions)
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(no music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(no music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
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(music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]

Call to action Got a question for Q&A Friday? Pop it in the Boring Group or send it via the site—Jason will riff you to sleep with an answer.

👉 Listen to more free episodes & downloads at: https://www.jasonnewland.com/
👉 Join Jason Newland's Boring Group on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595

Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean & Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025)

Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious) moments—from being locked out of a Harrogate hotel room in just a vest and socks, to a café queue disaster, squeaky furniture, and childhood violin recital fails. Jason also talks about Podbean experiments, SoundCloud surges, Buzzsprout limits, podcast cover art, and why he sometimes listens to his own recordings to fall asleep. A perfect mix of absurd storytelling and sleep hypnosis-style rambling, ideal for anyone who wants to fall asleep fast. What you’ll hear

• Trapped in recliners & squeaky desk chaos
• Harrogate hotel: locked out in underwear saga
• Café fart incident & “acting natural” lesson
• Violin recital embarrassment as a kid
• Podbean relaunch & SoundCloud stats spike
• Buzzsprout limits and podcast hosting comparisons
• Big Brother viewing routine
• Listening to his own shows for relaxation
• Stand-up tapes, sales regrets, and Facebook stats

Timestamps

• 0:01 Intro, squeaky desk & chair
• 3:27 Harrogate hotel, room-service tray
• 5:00 Door locks, left in underwear & vest
• 10:09 Too embarrassed to go to reception
• 14:25 Café queue fart incident
• 21:00 Violin recital disaster
• 24:50 Starting again on Podbean
• 29:59 SoundCloud stats surge
• 31:39 Buzzsprout pricing & limits
• 47:00 Highest-earning podcasts list
• 1:10:00 Podcast images & logos
• 1:18:00 Q&A Friday reminder
• 1:21:20 Be kind to yourself

🎧 Direct downloads (all versions)
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(no music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(no music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) Standard ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]

Call to action Got a question for Q&A Friday? Pop it in the Boring Group or send it via the site—Jason will riff you to sleep with an answer.

👉 Listen to more free episodes & downloads at: https://www.jasonnewland.com/
👉 Join Jason Newland's Boring Group on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595

Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean & Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025)

Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious) moments—from being locked out of a Harrogate hotel room in just a vest and socks, to a café queue disaster, squeaky furniture, and childhood violin recital fails. Jason also talks about Podbean experiments, SoundCloud surges, Buzzsprout limits, podcast cover art, and why he sometimes listens to his own recordings to fall asleep. A perfect mix of absurd storytelling and sleep hypnosis-style rambling, ideal for anyone who wants to fall asleep fast. What you’ll hear

• Trapped in recliners & squeaky desk chaos
• Harrogate hotel: locked out in underwear saga
• Café fart incident & “acting natural” lesson
• Violin recital embarrassment as a kid
• Podbean relaunch & SoundCloud stats spike
• Buzzsprout limits and podcast hosting comparisons
• Big Brother viewing routine
• Listening to his own shows for relaxation
• Stand-up tapes, sales regrets, and Facebook stats

Timestamps

• 0:01 Intro, squeaky desk & chair
• 3:27 Harrogate hotel, room-service tray
• 5:00 Door locks, left in underwear & vest
• 10:09 Too embarrassed to go to reception
• 14:25 Café queue fart incident
• 21:00 Violin recital disaster
• 24:50 Starting again on Podbean
• 29:59 SoundCloud stats surge
• 31:39 Buzzsprout pricing & limits
• 47:00 Highest-earning podcasts list
• 1:10:00 Podcast images & logos
• 1:18:00 Q&A Friday reminder
• 1:21:20 Be kind to yourself

🎧 Direct downloads (all versions)
(no music) Standard ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(no music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(no music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) Standard ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]

Call to action Got a question for Q&A Friday? Pop it in the Boring Group or send it via the site—Jason will riff you to sleep with an answer.

👉 Listen to more free episodes & downloads at: https://www.jasonnewland.com/
👉 Join Jason Newland's Boring Group on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595

Let Me Bore You To Sleep #1451 — Embarrassing Moments, Podbean & Podcast Stats (2nd October 2025)

Drift off with Jason Newland in this gently funny insomnia podcast. Tonight’s boring podcast wanders through Jason’s most awkward (and hilarious) moments—from being locked out of a Harrogate hotel room in just a vest and socks, to a café queue disaster, squeaky furniture, and childhood violin recital fails. Jason also talks about Podbean experiments, SoundCloud surges, Buzzsprout limits, podcast cover art, and why he sometimes listens to his own recordings to fall asleep. A perfect mix of absurd storytelling and sleep hypnosis-style rambling, ideal for anyone who wants to fall asleep fast. What you’ll hear

• Trapped in recliners & squeaky desk chaos
• Harrogate hotel: locked out in underwear saga
• Café fart incident & “acting natural” lesson
• Violin recital embarrassment as a kid
• Podbean relaunch & SoundCloud stats spike
• Buzzsprout limits and podcast hosting comparisons
• Big Brother viewing routine
• Listening to his own shows for relaxation
• Stand-up tapes, sales regrets, and Facebook stats

Timestamps

• 0:01 Intro, squeaky desk & chair
• 3:27 Harrogate hotel, room-service tray
• 5:00 Door locks, left in underwear & vest
• 10:09 Too embarrassed to go to reception
• 14:25 Café queue fart incident
• 21:00 Violin recital disaster
• 24:50 Starting again on Podbean
• 29:59 SoundCloud stats surge
• 31:39 Buzzsprout pricing & limits
• 47:00 Highest-earning podcasts list
• 1:10:00 Podcast images & logos
• 1:18:00 Q&A Friday reminder
• 1:21:20 Be kind to yourself

🎧 Direct downloads (all versions)
(no music) Standard ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(no music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(no music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) Standard ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) 5 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]
(music) 10 hours ► [DIRECT DOWNLOAD]

Call to action Got a question for Q&A Friday? Pop it in the Boring Group or send it via the site—Jason will riff you to sleep with an answer.

👉 Listen to more free episodes & downloads at: https://www.jasonnewland.com/
👉 Join Jason Newland's Boring Group on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595