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By Jason NewlandHealth & Fitness
Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland) episodes
- (no music) (10 hours) #1449 Let me bore you to sleep#1449 Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://www.jasonnewland.com/
🧘♂️ Overview: This episode blends casual musings, listener statistics, stories from the past, and behind-the-scenes insights into Jason’s podcasting process. It's personal, global, sometimes random — and always spoken in his signature meandering, relaxing style.
🧠 Main Themes: 1. Podcasting Life & Reflections- Jason discusses the routine of creating content: recording, editing, uploading, adding metadata, and promoting.
- Reflects on the unexpected popularity of certain episodes (like the Whisper recordings with 30+ hours of audio).
- He talks about how podcasting gives him a sense of purpose and contribution, even during emotionally difficult times.
🌍 Jason dives deep into geolocation data for his podcast listeners:- Top countries: United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, Ireland, Germany, France, Norway, and more.
- Top cities: From Bristol, San Jose, and Kitchener to Oslo, Paris, Madrid, and Tokyo.
- Reads out listener locations with enthusiasm and warmth — almost like shout-outs to his global community.
- Discusses stats across platforms like SoundCloud and Spreaker, expressing gratitude for the 800,000+ listens in the past year.
- His time in Ireland, including living in Carlow with his friend Andre’s family.
- Almost dating Andre’s cousin, who was part of a witchcraft coven — including an eerie invitation to a forest ceremony.
- Witnessing a street fight in Carlow involving 50+ people, which made him question staying there.
- Early job interviews for hot, physically demanding jobs (e.g., dry cleaning and meat processing) that didn’t work out.
- Vinny the dog features prominently, squeaking and seeking attention.
- Talks about scrambled eggs, sore backs, running into neighbors, and nostalgic references to TV shows like Diff’rent Strokes.
- Shares memories of working in pubs, struggling to understand drunk customers, and even reflections on condom expiration dates (!).
- Describes how some past resentments have naturally faded over time — not through effort, but by losing emotional significance.
- Explores the importance of gratitude, sharing joy, and spreading the podcast to reach more people.
- Intro with Vinny and a bit of rambling (as expected!)
- Updates on podcasting workflow
- Detailed audience stats & geographic breakdown
- Storytime & memories (Ireland especially)
- Funny tangents and mini-rants
- Gratitude and sign-off
- Jason’s podcast is both a relaxation tool and a journal of sorts.
- He is deeply connected to his listeners, valuing each play/download.
- This episode feels like a mix of comedy, comfort, therapy, and storytelling.
9 hr 48 min - (no music) (5 hours) #1449 Let me bore you to sleep#1449 Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://www.jasonnewland.com/
🧘♂️ Overview: This episode blends casual musings, listener statistics, stories from the past, and behind-the-scenes insights into Jason’s podcasting process. It's personal, global, sometimes random — and always spoken in his signature meandering, relaxing style.
🧠 Main Themes: 1. Podcasting Life & Reflections- Jason discusses the routine of creating content: recording, editing, uploading, adding metadata, and promoting.
- Reflects on the unexpected popularity of certain episodes (like the Whisper recordings with 30+ hours of audio).
- He talks about how podcasting gives him a sense of purpose and contribution, even during emotionally difficult times.
🌍 Jason dives deep into geolocation data for his podcast listeners:- Top countries: United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, Ireland, Germany, France, Norway, and more.
- Top cities: From Bristol, San Jose, and Kitchener to Oslo, Paris, Madrid, and Tokyo.
- Reads out listener locations with enthusiasm and warmth — almost like shout-outs to his global community.
- Discusses stats across platforms like SoundCloud and Spreaker, expressing gratitude for the 800,000+ listens in the past year.
- His time in Ireland, including living in Carlow with his friend Andre’s family.
- Almost dating Andre’s cousin, who was part of a witchcraft coven — including an eerie invitation to a forest ceremony.
- Witnessing a street fight in Carlow involving 50+ people, which made him question staying there.
- Early job interviews for hot, physically demanding jobs (e.g., dry cleaning and meat processing) that didn’t work out.
- Vinny the dog features prominently, squeaking and seeking attention.
- Talks about scrambled eggs, sore backs, running into neighbors, and nostalgic references to TV shows like Diff’rent Strokes.
- Shares memories of working in pubs, struggling to understand drunk customers, and even reflections on condom expiration dates (!).
- Describes how some past resentments have naturally faded over time — not through effort, but by losing emotional significance.
- Explores the importance of gratitude, sharing joy, and spreading the podcast to reach more people.
- Intro with Vinny and a bit of rambling (as expected!)
- Updates on podcasting workflow
- Detailed audience stats & geographic breakdown
- Storytime & memories (Ireland especially)
- Funny tangents and mini-rants
- Gratitude and sign-off
- Jason’s podcast is both a relaxation tool and a journal of sorts.
- He is deeply connected to his listeners, valuing each play/download.
- This episode feels like a mix of comedy, comfort, therapy, and storytelling.
5 hr 4 min - (no music) #1449 Let me bore you to sleep#1449 Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://www.jasonnewland.com/
🧘♂️ Overview: This episode blends casual musings, listener statistics, stories from the past, and behind-the-scenes insights into Jason’s podcasting process. It's personal, global, sometimes random — and always spoken in his signature meandering, relaxing style.
🧠 Main Themes: 1. Podcasting Life & Reflections- Jason discusses the routine of creating content: recording, editing, uploading, adding metadata, and promoting.
- Reflects on the unexpected popularity of certain episodes (like the Whisper recordings with 30+ hours of audio).
- He talks about how podcasting gives him a sense of purpose and contribution, even during emotionally difficult times.
🌍 Jason dives deep into geolocation data for his podcast listeners:- Top countries: United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, Ireland, Germany, France, Norway, and more.
- Top cities: From Bristol, San Jose, and Kitchener to Oslo, Paris, Madrid, and Tokyo.
- Reads out listener locations with enthusiasm and warmth — almost like shout-outs to his global community.
- Discusses stats across platforms like SoundCloud and Spreaker, expressing gratitude for the 800,000+ listens in the past year.
- His time in Ireland, including living in Carlow with his friend Andre’s family.
- Almost dating Andre’s cousin, who was part of a witchcraft coven — including an eerie invitation to a forest ceremony.
- Witnessing a street fight in Carlow involving 50+ people, which made him question staying there.
- Early job interviews for hot, physically demanding jobs (e.g., dry cleaning and meat processing) that didn’t work out.
- Vinny the dog features prominently, squeaking and seeking attention.
- Talks about scrambled eggs, sore backs, running into neighbors, and nostalgic references to TV shows like Diff’rent Strokes.
- Shares memories of working in pubs, struggling to understand drunk customers, and even reflections on condom expiration dates (!).
- Describes how some past resentments have naturally faded over time — not through effort, but by losing emotional significance.
- Explores the importance of gratitude, sharing joy, and spreading the podcast to reach more people.
- Intro with Vinny and a bit of rambling (as expected!)
- Updates on podcasting workflow
- Detailed audience stats & geographic breakdown
- Storytime & memories (Ireland especially)
- Funny tangents and mini-rants
- Gratitude and sign-off
- Jason’s podcast is both a relaxation tool and a journal of sorts.
- He is deeply connected to his listeners, valuing each play/download.
- This episode feels like a mix of comedy, comfort, therapy, and storytelling.
1 hr 45 min - (music) (10 hours) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds
🔗 View Transcript
📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:
🔹 Opening & Gratitude (0:00–2:00)- Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.
- He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.
- He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.
- Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.
- He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”
- Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.
- Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.
- Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.
- Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.
- Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.
- Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.
- Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
- Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.
- Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”
- Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.
- Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.
- Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."
- Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.
- He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.
- Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."
- Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!
- Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.
- Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.
- Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.
- Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.
- Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.
- Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.
- Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).
- Invites listeners to join the group.
- Ends with a kind reminder: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.”
- Whispered, sleepy, humorous, and highly casual.
- Ideal for relaxation, sleep, or passive listening.
- Meanders through topics with little structure, which is perfect for the “bore you to sleep” concept.
9 hr 52 min - (music) (5 hours) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds
🔗 View Transcript
📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:
🔹 Opening & Gratitude (0:00–2:00)- Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.
- He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.
- He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.
- Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.
- He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”
- Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.
- Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.
- Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.
- Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.
- Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.
- Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.
- Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
- Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.
- Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”
- Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.
- Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.
- Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."
- Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.
- He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.
- Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."
- Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!
- Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.
- Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.
- Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.
- Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.
- Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.
- Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.
- Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).
- Invites listeners to join the group.
- Ends with a kind reminder: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.”
- Whispered, sleepy, humorous, and highly casual.
- Ideal for relaxation, sleep, or passive listening.
- Meanders through topics with little structure, which is perfect for the “bore you to sleep” concept.
4 hr 54 min - (music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds
🔗 View Transcript
📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:
🔹 Opening & Gratitude (0:00–2:00)- Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.
- He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.
- He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.
- Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.
- He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”
- Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.
- Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.
- Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.
- Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.
- Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.
- Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.
- Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
- Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.
- Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”
- Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.
- Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.
- Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."
- Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.
- He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.
- Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."
- Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!
- Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.
- Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.
- Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.
- Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.
- Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.
- Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.
- Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).
- Invites listeners to join the group.
- Ends with a kind reminder: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.”
- Whispered, sleepy, humorous, and highly casual.
- Ideal for relaxation, sleep, or passive listening.
- Meanders through topics with little structure, which is perfect for the “bore you to sleep” concept.
35 min - (no music) (10 hours) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds
🔗 View Transcript
📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:
🔹 Opening & Gratitude (0:00–2:00)- Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.
- He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.
- He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.
- Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.
- He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”
- Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.
- Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.
- Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.
- Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.
- Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.
- Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.
- Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
- Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.
- Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”
- Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.
- Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.
- Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."
- Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.
- He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.
- Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."
- Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!
- Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.
- Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.
- Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.
- Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.
- Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.
- Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.
- Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).
- Invites listeners to join the group.
- Ends with a kind reminder: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.”
- Whispered, sleepy, humorous, and highly casual.
- Ideal for relaxation, sleep, or passive listening.
- Meanders through topics with little structure, which is perfect for the “bore you to sleep” concept.
9 hr 50 min - (no music) (5 hours) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds
🔗 View Transcript
📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:
🔹 Opening & Gratitude (0:00–2:00)- Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.
- He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.
- He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.
- Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.
- He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”
- Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.
- Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.
- Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.
- Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.
- Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.
- Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.
- Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
- Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.
- Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”
- Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.
- Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.
- Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."
- Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.
- He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.
- Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."
- Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!
- Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.
- Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.
- Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.
- Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.
- Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.
- Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.
- Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).
- Invites listeners to join the group.
- Ends with a kind reminder: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.”
- Whispered, sleepy, humorous, and highly casual.
- Ideal for relaxation, sleep, or passive listening.
- Meanders through topics with little structure, which is perfect for the “bore you to sleep” concept.
5 hr - (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep🎙️ (no music) #1448 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep - 1st October 2025
https://jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 34 minutes, 53 seconds
🔗 View Transcript
📝 Summary: This episode of "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" features Jason Newland’s signature laid-back, stream-of-consciousness style, blending sleepy rambles, dry humor, light social commentary, and personal anecdotes to lull the listener into a relaxed state. Here's a breakdown of what he covers:
🔹 Opening & Gratitude (0:00–2:00)- Jason opens with his usual sleepy greeting and a long yawn.
- He thanks someone named Tammy but then humorously admits he offered no explanation and moves on abruptly.
- He jokingly "pulls rank" because it’s his podcast and he can say what he wants.
- Jason shares that it’s 6:04am and he just got out of bed.
- He riffs on a headline about Tyson Fury’s daughter getting engaged at 16, questioning the relevance and poking fun at naming children after countries like “Venezuela.”
- Reflects on the psychological impact of rejecting people on dating apps and how it can (falsely) boost one's ego.
- Touches on how society judges others, especially in media.
- Jason gets distracted reading absurd questions on Quora.
- Mentions discovering a pediatric doctor in the US with the same name as him.
- Amused by age comparisons—he thought David Beckham was older, but finds out he's younger.
- Jason checks his YouTube analytics and notices an increase in views and subscribers recently.
- Talks through stats from various platforms like Spreaker, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
- Mildly amused by it all, he reflects on how little it might matter.
- Reminisces about silly childhood comebacks like “I know you are, but what am I?”
- Describes the motorway noise and muses on lorry drivers working early hours.
- Thinks about growing pains and wonders if aches from aging are similar.
- Jason mentions new neighbors and his dog Vinnie trying to visit a flat formerly occupied by "Uncle Sausages."
- Lighthearted weirdness ensues, jokingly saying he hasn’t done anything provocative—yet digresses into a bizarre mental image involving Barbie Girl and cats.
- He discusses Big Brother and how adding four new housemates livened up the show.
- Gives opinions on two contestants—George and Richard—and protests the notion that 60 is "old."
- Passionately insists he's middle-aged, not old!
- Admits he enjoys seeing tension on reality TV, comparing it to a controlled zoo or wildlife documentary.
- Delivers a rambling analogy involving lions, apples, and sausages.
- Shares that he’s been listening to his own recordings and they help him fall asleep.
- Confirms the effectiveness of his whispering style for relaxation and sleep.
- Touches on Greta Thunberg’s activism and presence in the media.
- Reads news about Taylor Swift wearing an oversized blazer and pokes fun at the superficiality of celebrity coverage.
- Reads comments from his Facebook group: “Jason Newland’s Boring Group” (228 members strong!).
- Invites listeners to join the group.
- Ends with a kind reminder: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.”
- Whispered, sleepy, humorous, and highly casual.
- Ideal for relaxation, sleep, or passive listening.
- Meanders through topics with little structure, which is perfect for the “bore you to sleep” concept.
35 min - (music) (10 hours) #1447 Let me bore you to sleep📄 "#1447 Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 30th September 2025"
https://www.jasonnewland.com/
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 27 minutes
🎧 View full transcript on TurboScribe
🧘 Overview This episode continues the familiar calming and rambling style of Let Me Bore You to Sleep, blending personal anecdotes, gentle self-deprecation, introspection, and nostalgic TV trivia. The host, Jason Newland, shares details from his day, a mental health appointment, his thoughts on aging, and an extensive dive into sitcoms from the 80s and 90s. The goal, as always, is to lull the listener into a state of rest through soothing but meandering storytelling.
🧠 Main Themes & Segments
🧩 1. Mental Health & Self-Reflection (0:00–20:00)- Big Brother obsession: Jokes about being so devoted that his friend learned not to interrupt during the show.
- Mental health nurse phone appointment:
- Detailed discussion of his past and present psychological state.
- The nurse suggests assessments for ADHD and possible autism.
- Jason reflects on his communication habits, such as interrupting people and always connecting conversations back to himself.
- Insight into thought patterns:
- Describes having ongoing internal conversations.
- Realizes his mind may be “chaotic inside” even though his external life feels stable.
- Finds it refreshing to be asked how he thinks, not just what he thinks.
- Uses an online photo age detector which claims he looks 60 years old (he’s 55).
- Humorously plans to experiment with shaving hair/beard to “look younger” in photos.
- Reflects on life at different decades: at 24, 34, 44, 55—tying these to places he lived or martial arts he practiced.
📺 John Ritter & Sitcoms:- Recalls Three’s Company, Hooperman, and Eight Simple Rules.
- Lists Ritter's other roles and wonders why Three’s a Crowd didn’t last.
- Shares memories of watching Hooperman in the late ‘80s.
- Fond memories of watching it daily in 1994.
- Correctly remembers casting details and crossover with Dallas (Patrick Duffy).
- Notes that critics disliked the show, but he found it funny.
- Declares it one of his favorite shows.
- Breaks down its satirical nature, spoofing Dirty Harry.
- Praises its absurd humor and criticizes how it's underappreciated.
- Mentions Nurses, Scrubs, The Golden Girls, King of the Hill, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- Expresses surprise over how some shows “disappear” from TV despite being funny.
- Several loving mentions of Vinny (his dog), including his evening walk routine and issues with walking him in the dark.
- Tangents on:
- Streetlights turning off at midnight and how dark it gets.
- Razors being too expensive (£16!)
- Annoyance with actors’ bad English accents in US sitcoms.
- Frustration over sitcoms not being shown in order on UK television.
⭐ Notable Quotes
“You can't have a go at someone for not knowing where their blind spots are, because they can’t see them. They’re blind spots.”
“It’s not that I talk slowly — it’s that I pick my words carefully.”
“Being 60 has its benefits. But I'm 55. I want to look 55. Not 60.”9 hr 47 min
About Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland)
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Welcome to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep," a unique and soothing podcast hosted by Jason Newland. Specially designed to help you unwind and drift into a peaceful slumber, Jason’s calming voice and…
monotonous storytelling create the perfect atmosphere for relaxation.
Each episode features dull and uneventful narratives that gently guide your mind away from the stresses of the day and into a state of deep relaxation. Whether you're battling insomnia, struggling with anxiety, or simply need a comforting bedtime routine, Jason’s sleepy-time stories are here to lull you into restful sleep.
Tune in to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" and let Jason Newland’s tranquil tales carry you off to dreamland, one soothing episode at a time. Embrace the serenity and enjoy a night of uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.
Each episode features dull and uneventful narratives that gently guide your mind away from the stresses of the day and into a state of deep relaxation. Whether you're battling insomnia, struggling with anxiety, or simply need a comforting bedtime routine, Jason’s sleepy-time stories are here to lull you into restful sleep.
Tune in to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" and let Jason Newland’s tranquil tales carry you off to dreamland, one soothing episode at a time. Embrace the serenity and enjoy a night of uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.