Today we're going back to ye olde Nippon to talk about Date Masamune, which sounds like a bad Japanese relationship show or something, but it's pronounced Daw-Tay apparently. That's not where the bad names end either, since this dude picks up a nickname that I'm sure was badass at one point in history, but super didn't age well. Despite all that, this dude is one hardcore bad motherfucker. And he super didn't take any shit. Listen in as we talk about all the ass kicking this guy did, and enjoy!

Up in the air! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...actually yea it's a plane. And it's a plan of one of those most famous Germans to ever live. Manfred von Richthofen, The Red Baron himself. We've all heard the name, or at least the nickname, over the years and I gotta say, the story lives up to the hype. This dude was a bonkers ass pilot and kicked major ass. Damn shame he picked the wrong side, but such is life. Also in this episode for some reason, the secret of Fanta. Enjoy!

I know, dear listeners, I know, it's been a long time since we had a biker episode. So here you go, today we'll be talking about Walter "Nurget" Stadnick. This tiny, ghoulish Canadian may not look like much, but he may well be the most important member of the Hells Angels in the whole country. And he's probably responsible for a whooooole lot of dead bodies. We also went long today, so make some time, and enjoy!

Congratulations on surviving the spooky month, dear listeners! We're starting off the return to normalcy with a dude so fun, you'll forget he's Italian! Buddy Cianci did a whole lot of things in his life, most of them shady, but goddamn is he likeable. He's a far cry from the more violent people we've covered so you're free to just kick back and listen to the shenanigans he got into without too much fear. Enjoy!

Happy Halloween, beloved scumpanions! We've got another mystery for you today, as we're taking on The Phantom of Texarkana. This masked weirdo, after an absurd initial attempt, ran around towns nobody really cares about to shoot up some people just trying to live their lives.  Who was he? Why did he do it? What happened to those pants? All these questions, and more, go mostly  unanswered in this episode. Enjoy!

Another round of, "You requested him, now you can have him," today with big, dumb ghoul, Edmund Kemper. Yea yea, I know technically he was smart or whatever, but that's just potential book smarts. The dude's actions show that this Magilla Gorilla was a big dumb shit. Admittedly he did get one of the dopest nicknames for a serial killer ever. But still, fuck him and his glasses. Anyway, enjoy!

Well, dear listeners, you wanted this charlatan, and now you got him. Frank Dux was a man of many stories. Many, many fanciful stories. Each somehow more ridiculous than the last. But at least he had all the evidence to support his claims, right? Not a goddamn chance. This dude was an absolute master in the art of bullshido, but that's really about it. Maybe he had some martial arts skill, but it was all surpassed by his talent in lying without his nose growing. So we trash the fuck outta him, obviously. Enjoy!

For those of you that can see the picture for today's episode, that pretty boy is Adolfo Constanzo, El Padrino, a man who had a totally normal and natural childhood. Nothing weird at all. And as a result of this totally normal childhood, he grew up to do some real sketchy, weird shit in Mexico. And boy did he have a lot of friends. Friends that were very, very loyal to him. What a great guy right? I won't spoil anything, but remember that this is the spooky month. Enjoy!

Well, dear listeners, it's that time again. Tim has delivered unto us yet another shitdick Nazi. This one comes with a bit of a twist though, so enjoy that. But until then, Ernst Rohm, I'm not giving him the respect of spelling it with that stupid umlaut thing, is just like every other Nazi, except like an original one. Dude got in on the ground floor, pre-Beer Hall Putsch even. And he ran the SA, which was basically the SS but full of poor people and no snazzy uniforms. Anyway, let's all shit on him together. Enjoy!

Greetings, dear listeners. We have got an interesting bit of scumnuttery for you today. Joe Ball's life didn't quite go in the direction I expected, but The Alligator Man certainly made a name for himself. And once again, we are confronted by police incompetence. Boy, what a fun trend to notice. Also, this episode has my new favorite phrase ever in it. Just ignore all the horrific bits of history attached to it, and it's a lot of fun. Enjoy!