Well, we certainly have an episode for you today, dear listeners. Gwen Graham and Cathy wood, a shittier pair of murderous lesbians I've never seen before. These two may have had real shitty upbringings, I say may because nobody really knows because in addition to their love of murder and bad poetry, they also love lying their gross tits off. Either way, it's still no excuse for, ya know, murder. Anyways, give the episode a listen and join us in making fun of these two garbage monsters, and enjoy!

Continuing with our accidental theme of the week, we have another badass dude that led his people in killing a whole bunch of other people for the freedom of their nation. Mustafa Kemal Ataturk kicked ass for a long time, then saw an opportunity to create an independent Turkey, and boy did he seize that opportunity. This guy's life was dope, so give the episode a listen and enjoy!

Today we're going back to Haiti, before it was named Haiti though, to talk about Jean-Jacques Dessalines, one of the most important people involved in the revolution that broke the country free from the French. Which was not only a huge moment in history for the Caribbean, but had a ripple effect that impacted several other countries, including America. Also, even as far as revolutions go it was pretty fucking brutal. Enjoy!

Today we're talking about Jozef Gabcik, one badass Czechoslavakian. Or Slavic? Czech maybe? I don't know, it's all kind of a mess around the time we're talking about due to being conquered. When old Adolf Hitler came a-knocking in his part of Europe he knocked back. It took a minute but he managed to accomplish something nobody else did during World War 2. Enjoy!

Ugh, this fucking guy. Well dear listeners, there's nobody to cheer for in this episode. But is there somebody to root against. Elliot Rodger had a boatload of issues, and of course all those issues were somebody else's fault. Specifically women, because why not blame an entire gender for your being a creepy weirdo. Anyways, join us in making fun of this douchebag because he deserves it. Enjoy!

Today we have another American hero for you, dear listeners. Francis Marion may look like a doofy bastard, based on the drawings of him, but when a bunch of limey redcoated assholes showed up on his front porch, he put boot to ass until they were no longer a problem. He was so good at it he became something of a mythological figure and got a ton of stuff named after him. Enjoy!

Just in case you couldn't tell from the name of the guy in the episode, and the picture (if you're on a platform that can see it) of him being escorted by the FEDs, we're talking about a mafia goon today. Vincent "The Chin" Gigante was actually pretty smart for a guinea, sure he was brutal and a criminal like the rest of them, but he pulled off some moves that nobody saw through until it was way too late. And the level of ridiculousness makes for a pretty fun story. Enjoy!

Today we'll be talking about one crazy Russian who embodies the saying, "If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life." Unfortunately for a lot people, what Vasily Blokhin loved doing was executing people for the Soviet government. And boy was he good at his job. A real go getter. With synergy. And whatever other bullshit words corporations like to use about their shining employees. Enjoy!

Another fun one for you today, dear listeners. We're talking about a naval badass with an unfortunately Dutch ass name, Michiel de Ruyter. Michiel started out his career as a future badass as a humble seaman. From there he kept working his way up the ranks and winning battles against ships from all different countries like he wanted to collect the whole set. Enjoy!

It's time to go back to the medieval days, dear listeners. It's been a while since we covered a good old fashioned shitkicker in full plate, so here we go. Edward the Black Prince may have been born of noble blood, but his dad didn't want to raise no pansy. So he made Edward go out and win his position on the battlefield. And boy did Edward prove himself worthy. Enjoy!